i got bored and i just made this

I’ve been a little sick since the beginning of the weekend and a little depressed. I’ve been sorely lacking the energy to motivate myself to do certain things lately and it’s made me depressed. Every morning, i just want to lay and bed and not get up. Everytime I try to get below 270 lbs, something comes up and I end up eating junk food or unhealthy food and I gain like 5 lbs and I hate myself for it.

Today I’m trying to break free from it and I’m going to the gym to try and get in 45 mins of exercise before work. I got training to be at today, so it’s gonna be a boring day I think. Hopefully the exercise will help me feel better.

ARE YOU TELLING ME VIKTOR NIKIFOROV WAS BORED AT A PARTY WHEN HE MET A DRUNK ADORABLE BOY WHO KILLED IT AT THE DANCE-FLOOR AND MADE HIS LIFE ENJOYABLE FOR THAT ONE DAY SINCE AGES, DEVELOPED A CRUSH, AND GOT HIS HEART BROKEN WHEN THE BOY TURNED HIS BACK ON HIM THE NIGHT AFTER IN AN AIRPORT JUST TO WATCH THE BOY DANCING TO ONE OF HIS PROGRAMS SO HE PROMPTLY LEFT EVERYTHING TO GO AFTER HIM AND STAY BY HIS SIDE AND THAT’S VICTUURI’S CANON STORY? I AM SO GLAD? I AM NOT WORTHY? THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL STORY I’VE EVER WATCHED? MY SOUL WAS SAVED.

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Hey, I was a bored kid, and Dean actually played along.

…. For the first twenty pies, anyway.

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let the flames of your passion grow.

I was bored, ok?

I just recently realized that Jack, without his visor, got a very thick five o'clock shadow.. I thought that was just a look some went for when they draw Soldier76 without his visor and not actually cannon. That just made my freaking night I tell’yeh! 

Oh, and I drew Gabe just because.. post-reaper *cough*. Playing with my hcs a little bit…

Today, I fucked up because I made my boss think I was suicidal.

I was at work. I was bored and tired and waiting for a client to call (dropping off a package) and I was typing random stuff into Google to see what the auto-suggestions were. I typed “I’m tired” and looked at the drop down list, selecting the first item just as the phone rang. I ran downstairs to get the package and then came back upstairs and went home without turning off my computer. I got a strange email an hour later from my boss:

Hey. Pardon me for asking, but you left a screen with a Google search up on the computer at the front desk, and I was worried. Three things. First, thank God you’re part of this team. Couldn’t do it without you. Everyone’s glad you’re here. Second, if you ever want to talk about anything, including bad times and ugly shit, I’m here. Third, I can’t promise you that life will be wonderful, but I can promise you that you can feel better about it. I didn’t believe it, but it’s true.

I emailed him telling him I was fine and asking what I had typed.

I’m tired of living

My boss is hyper-aware of depression and suicide and was scared for me. Now, all the senior attorneys are treating me with kid gloves.

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oH MY gOD

This actually fucking happened today

I was shopping with some family friends and there was me, my mom, two other kids, and their parents. I was wearing casual clothes. Jeans, a shirt and my hair was tied up in a messy bun. I was bored, hands in my pockets and shit. Only, i was wearing  A RAINBOW SHIRT BC IM BI IN HIDING AND ONE KID SAID “why are you wearig a shirt like that haha you’re not gay” and I just looked at him dead straight in the eyes and asked “how would you know?” and his dad is a pastor and he gave me a startled look. i screamed internally. IT GOT WORSE. A CUTE GIRLS WALKED BY AND WAS WEARING A LGBT SHIRT AND SHE WAS CUTE SO I MADE A BIG SHOW BY WINKING AT HER AND SHE GOT SO FLUSTERED IT WAS CUTE AS FUCK AND SUDDENLY I REMEMBERED. I WHIRLED AROUND TO LOOK AT THE OTHERS AND THEY ALL LOOKED MORTIFIED WHILE MY MOM WAS LIKE “GOD DAMMINT DIMITRA”

I hear your coffee shop AU and raise you a fast-food-joint’s-night-shift AU. Because I’m made of bad, questionable ideas. Grimmjow is upset about something, and it’s not just that he ran out of booze. He’s too drunk to fuck.

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Holidays // Spencer Reid x Reader

A/N: I got really drunk last night which resulted in this short little Christmas oneshot. I apologize for the boring title but I just can’t think of anything ;-; Hope you enjoy!

Originally posted by crimnatic



Spencer awoke to a loud knock against his door. He groaned as he turned and looked at the clock, noting that it was already one in the morning and wondering who could possibly be at the door at such a time.

“Coming!” He yelled out as there was another knock. His feet dragged in exhaustion as he made his way towards the door, not bothering to look through the peephole as he pulled it open.

“Hey Spence,” you greeted with a slight giggle.

“Y/N? It’s one in the morning- Wait, are you drunk?” he asked as he looked at the bottle in your hands. You looked down at it and gave another laugh.

“I guess so. Kinda have to be with my family,” you replied with a drunk giggle. He knew that your family stayed up until midnight on Christmas Eve, and you had already voiced your displeasure with having to spend it with certain family members you weren’t so fond of. Spencer chuckled as he moved aside and allowed you in, catching you as you stumbled in your drunken state. You smiled and instantly wrapped your arms around him.

“Merry Christmas Spence,” you said happily as you pressed your lips against his. His eyes widened as he stilled, shocked at the drunk gesture. You pulled away and giggled, making your way towards his room before he could say a word.

Spencer watched you go with wide eyes. He’d been in love with you for a while now, but you showing up drunk on Christmas and kissing him was the last thing he’d expected. He wondered if you harbored the same feelings he did and the alcohol had caused you to finally put those feelings into action. He could still taste the alcohol on his lips from your kiss.

“Y/N?” Spencer called out with amusement in his voice as he finally joined you in his bedroom. You had found your way into his bed and had curled up in the exact spot he had been sleeping, happy to find the mattress and blankets were still warm. The bottle had been deserted on his dresser and he grinned as he saw the ring of lipstick on the rim of it.

Spencer immediately knew from your lack of reply that you had fallen asleep. Your chest rose and fell as he came nearer. Your makeup was slightly smeared- no doubt from tears of laughter. Your drunk self was always in a laughing mood for a few hours but that was always followed by a sleepy state. Spencer smiled slightly as he tucked you in, making sure to protect you from the winter’s harsh weather that night. He climbed in beside you and smiled softly to himself as he watched you nestle deeper into the comfort of his blankets.

“Merry Christmas to you too, Y/N.”

anonymous asked:

Given the wedding speech, the Olympics party, and the interview, it seems embarrassing Yuuri becomes a favourite hobby of Chris' lol. Does Yuuri revenge himself by withholding the reason he can poledance? Like, giving ridiculous reasons like 'I work for a global spy organization and was undercover at a strip club' 'I was a firefighter and got bored a lot' etc whenever he asks, with 'I didn't care for breakdancing' thrown in there. Though maybe he's not really confident enough withpeople for that

Yuuri would definitely troll Chris about why he can pole dance but Phichit would let it slip in the end!

As for Chris it’s not so much embarassing Yuuri is his favourite hobby it just happens on occasion. He produced the pole at the Olympics party because he’s Chris but he made sure none of the photos ever got released because he was sure Yuuri wouldn’t want that. The best man speech was because I have never been to a wedding where the best man speech doesn’t contain 101 sex jokes and maximum embarrassment for the couple and Chris just takes it to a whole new level. 

The interview on the other hand was because Chris had the misfortune of ending up in the hotel room next to Viktor the night before. And initially when he heard certain…activities… going on in the room next door he just sent lots of suggestive emojis to Viktor and left it at that because he’s happy for them and also he’s Chris. But then it kept going and he was trying to sleep so he sent Viktor another text like ‘mon cher I’m happy that you and Yuuri seem to be having such a good night but we all have to wake up early tomorrow morning and I think I speak for this whole corridor when I say we would like to get some sleep’. Then a hour or so later it’s getting ridiculous so he’s like ‘Viktor it’s one in the morning tone it down’ which coming from Chris is seriously unusual but he needs to sleep goddamn it. And his final text is just like ‘VIKTOR I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HAVE TO HEAR YOUR BOYFRIEND SCREAM YOUR NAME ONE MORE TIME’. So the next day when he walks past as Yuuri is getting interviewed the opportunity is just too perfect and he’s like ‘revenge’

The English Breakfast - CC Free + Base Game only  

2 Bedrooms / 1 Bathroom    …     30x20 lot    …    $72,460 Lot Value

Origin ID - SourSimmy

I got bored this evening and realized I had this little place sitting in my game sadly incomplete!  This is my first ever from-scratch build in TS4, so please excuse any horrendous mistakes I have made. I’m trying ya’ll.    

I assume Moveobjects should be on when you place the lot. I have no idea.

TOU: just tag me if you use it? even if you use it as a base, I’d love to see what someone with other game packs and better design ability make this little guy shine!!! 

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I remember one time when I was 14 or 15 I think, I asked for a classmate of mine to lend me those sticky notes. Since she was busy talking to her friend, she lent me the whole package instead of just one. Once i finished using it, I waited for her to finish talking to reutrn it. But she continued, and the teacher was waiting for everyone to finish writing the exercise on the board. So i got bored.

And I decided to use the sticky notes and draw a stickman. A lazy little stickman just there, in the bottom of the notes. But something in my brain sparkled that day, and intead of just letting it there, I decided to make him move.

So I made a little funny story for the stickman: he’d find a turtle and instead of letting it be, the stickman’d touch it. The animal, bothered, would eat the man and then spit only his head off. It was funny for me.

And apparently, it was funny for my classmates too.

 The reaction when I returned the sticky notes was something I never expected: they laughed. And they asked me for more. They liked the little animation I made when I was bored and asked me for more of my stories.

I was shocked for a moment. I have never animated something like that nor poeple laughed at my weird sense of humour.

But they laughed. And i felt good about it.

I drew more.

For 3 days I drew those little animations in the sticky notes that my classmates borrowed to me. There were continous snickerings in every class because of my drawings. To say I was beaming would be to fall short.

Of course the ideas stopped to pop out ofbrain and the little stories of Stickman ended. But that little moment of fame is something i keep in my memories.

Last year I decided to animate again. 6 years passed since I animated a stickman for fun and made a bunch of bored students laugh. 6 years until I decided to animate again.

And again, the results were something I never expected.

And I’m not talking about the fame or the notes (that are still appreciated tho) but for people telling me “thank you”, “you made my day”, “i needed this”, “I got chills by looking at your work”.

It’s for the people being grateful.

It’s for the laugh of a group of students that needed a way to deal with the stress.

It’s for the way animation, any kind of animation, can reach every person in the world and make them feel. Even the shortest one.

And for me, that’s worth the amount hours working on every single frame.

The signs as things I’ve heard highschoolers say

Aries: “The rare pepes”

Taurus: “Toothpaste fixes everything.”

Gemini: “I call it.. Jet Fuel CAN Melt Steal Beams.”

Cancer: “You gotta try that chocolate milk. Then you’ll understand.”

Leo: “Hentai?” “Yeah! Hentai!”

Virgo: “I wanna go shit on a rock.”

Libra: “Yo you saw the Eiffel Tower? Was it big?”

Scorpio: *pulls large container out of backpack* “Does anyone want a fried Oreo? I woke up at 4 in the morning and got bored so I made a bunch. 

Sagittarius: *in a serious voice* “….Buy the chocolate milk.”

Capricorn: “It’s all ogre now.”

Aquarius:  “Just fucking JOHN CENA out of nowhere.”

Pisces: “He literally thinks milk is a government conspiracy.”

I think older people kind of do a bit of a disservice to younger people when they talk about how much working sucks, and to cherish your high school years. It sure made me pretty phobic about graduation. So I’m gonna list every reason I like working as a cashier way more than going to classes

1. No homework. You just get to go home and be done. 

2. It’s so much easier mentally. It’s not easier than those classes you just have to show up for, but it’s way easier than some of the assigned reading I got from more boring classes, or math problems

3. People tend to be nicer than expected. Luckily I was never bullied or anything, but I was always under the impression that most customers were awful. It’s not the case at all. The majority of customers are totally normal. Really, I get much more social interaction at work than I normally got at school, and it’s really made me feel much more confident about my shyness issues. 

4. There’s a pretty decent sense of fulfillment. It doesn’t feel pointless. You know that if you work hard and get stuff done, either your coworkers or customers will benefit. It’s not like school where you have to question why half the classes matter. 

5. You get paid! The time you put in gets you money! Very motivating 

Dating Park Jimin Would Include:

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  • A call every night when you’re apart because he wanted your voice to be the last thing he heard before you fall asleep, and vice versa 
  • A lot of “surprise gifts”, and when you’d ask him why he got them he’d shrug cutely and say, “just ‘cause
  • Tickle fights
  • Couple items
  • Singing around the house
  • Serenading you at the most unnecessary times, but he’s cute as hell and you secretly didn’t mind
  • “Jagi, did you eat? You sure? Are you warm? Do you need anything?”
  • Lots of pictures he’d send to you from the gym/dance studio oh lord those arms
  • holding you real close with thoSE STRONG ARMS
  • Bragging to his friends about how cute you are
  • LOTS of cuddling
  • Quick, soft & sweet kisses, and long, passionate & loving kisses
  • Jamming out to songs on the radio together 
  • LoTss Of bACK hUgS
  • Complimenting you so much to the point where you’re literally ready to ram your head into the wall
  • A lot of deep conversations with you at night, because that’s when he felt the closest with you & he always felt like he could tell you anything
  • When you’re feeling down, he’d just silently hug you to let you know he’s there and mumble an “I love you” from time to time until he felt like you were starting to feel better
  • “I love you, did you know that? …. Oh, well I was just reminding you just in case you forgot ^^”
  • Basically you being the luckiest girl alive