i got an f on this ha ha ha

s(QUAD) intro post part 1: #shomajesty

onwards to: s(quad) intro part 2: dj boyang, s(quad) intro part 3: #slaythan

i…really don’t have time to be doing this lmao but i couldn’t resist. since i’ve gained some new followers lately and the grand prix is about to start, here’s another intro post about one of the bright young stars of figure skating and my favorite current men’s skater, shoma uno!

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Avengers Chatroom: Wingardium Leviosa

Requested by @magicalmagedeon

Pairing: Steve x F!Reader

Scenario: Anyone have the Winchester’s number?


Steve has created a chatroom.

Steve has invited Natasha, Bucky, Wanda.

Steve: Does Y/N hate me?

Wanda: Of course not, why would you ask that?

Steve: Every time I ask her to train with me she declines.

Nat: Maybe it’s because she trains with me.

Steve: Would it hurt to just train with me for once?

Bucky: Ah this reminds me of when Steve got his first crush.

Wanda: Tell me everything.

Steve: Not another word!

Tony has joined.

Tony: I AM BEING HAUNTED!

Steve: Finally feeling guilty about all the terrible decisions you made?

Tony: I don’t have time for you, Steve. I have a poltergeist. Unless it’s Wanda pulling a prank.

Wanda: I’m in Sokovia. What’s happening?

Tony: WELL, FOR STARTERS, MY COFFEE FLOATED OUT OF MY CUP AND ONTO MY FACE, THEN MY CHAIR STARTED ROLLING AWAY, FOLLOWED BY ALL THE FURNITURE LEVITATING.

Nat: Are you drunk?

Tony: NO!

Bucky: I don’t believe you.

Tony: Are you in the base? Where are you? Come to the kitchen.

Bucky: K

Bucky: HE IS NOT LYING.

Nat: Bullshit. Wait I’m coming over.

Nat: So … Do we have any salt?

Tony has added Bruce.

Tony: EXPLAIN??? DID YOU TOY WITH THE ENERGY MANIPULATOR?

Bruce: No, it broke remember?

Steve: I am not falling for this.

Tony: I have never been this scared before.

Y/N has joined the chat.

Y/N: Hey Tony, I hope you learned your lesson! Don’t touch my phone ever again.

Bucky: You’re doing this?!

Wanda: Ah, this explains everything. You have telekinesis? I knew you had powers, just not what.

Tony: PUT MY FURNITURE DOWN.

Y/N: YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.

Tony: YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT GENTLY???

Nat: Why did you keep this a secret?

Y/N: I am still trying to control it and Fury said I should keep it a secret; something to do with how I got it in the first place being very dangerous if anyone found out.

Bruce: Fascinating, would you mind if I did some small tests?

Steve: She is not a lab rat.

Y/N: I don’t mind.

Tony: I am still recovering from this. Excuse me.

Tony has left the chat,

Bruce: I should probably help him clean up.

Y/N: Sorry, Bruce!

Bruce: It’s okay. I had a good laugh. Tony looked like he was going to wet himself.

Bruce has left the chat.

Wanda: I can show you how to control your powers when I get back.

Y/N: Will it involve pranking Tony some more?

Wanda: Of course! I have to go, mission calls.

Wanda has left the chat.

Nat: Steve wants to ask you something, Y/N.

Steve: What? No I don’t.

Bucky: Yeah he does.

Y/N: What is it?

Nat: Do you hate him?

Bucky: He thinks you do because you never want to train with him.

Steve: Ignore them!

Y/N: Steve do you really think that? I’m sorry I made you think that. The reason I didn’t want to train with you was because… I get nervous when I’m around you. And then it’s harder for me to control my powers. I could hurt you.

Bucky: We should give them some privacy.

Bucky has left the chat.

Nat has left the chat.

Steve: Do I scare you that much?

Y/N: No! I don’t get nervous because I’m scared of you. It’s because I like you.

Steve: Really?

Y/N: Yes!

Steve: Oh wow.

Y/N: Yeah..

Steve: Are you sure?

Y/N: Positive.

Steve: Like 100%?

Y/N: 100%. Look Steve, it’s okay if you don’t like me back. This won’t affect our friendship :)

Steve: Wait Y/N

Steve: I like you too

Steve: I have for a very long time and I really wanted to tell you but I didn’t get the chance to.

Steve: Hello, Y/N, it’s Bucky. I think you broke Steve. He can’t stop smiling like an idiot. I’m going to send you a video.

Steve:

Steve: Look at this punk. He’s speechless. Would you do him the honor of going on a date with him?

Y/N: Yes!

Steve: He will pick you up at 5!

Y/N: Tell the Captain I look forward to it.

Y/N has left the chat.

Steve has left the chat.

I am renaming the YGO seasons:

Season 1: This Whole Thing Got Started Because Kaiba Has No Chill by Fall Out Boy

Season 2: Kaiba Has Less Chill

Season 3: Kaiba Has Even LESS Chill

Season 4: Seto Kaiba Literally Doesn’t Have Any F*cks To Give Anymore

Season 5: Oh Yeah Bakura Was Up To Villainous Things Back In Season 1 and 2, Wasn’t He?

btw i got high and wrote sabriel again

So one day sam decidedto go on an adevvtnrue to the supermarkrt. Mt grsnt likes to go on the adventtuee f a lifetime. This adventure is one that nobody else has gone and ig tbey had done tjat it has killed them because they need friends. Mr sam has many friends. Includong gabriel.

Gbariel is a good friend of mr Sam’s becUs ehe works for.iho.. mr gabroel works in the fruot department of sams company

Sam really likes fruot

There are rumours he wloce fucked a watermelon

Mr sam denies those

Even though mr sam was a rumoured fru9t fucker mr gabriel still vfy much liked him. This is becaus mr gabroel is a homeofsexual. Not everyone liled this and therfpre he qas very quoet about his homepfsexualness. Bit because anyman can be quiwt avoit that sort of thing ut turns out mr sam was too

Any way n his adventjre mr sam neede dto be kissing a man who he truly lovehe closeh mr grabtoel and issef hom a lot

Mr gabroel likd the kissing so.uch he kissed back snd got a boner

Mr sam got aretnrnng boner and they had a quickie bdfore they went jnto tbe wprld f the adventure.

The world of adventure begins woth some.sparks, then a  song, and then  dance nymer

Everynew scene sam had once more hula hupp tjan before .

[hears a song I really like] this has got to be one of my favorite songs ever [hears another song I really like] this has got to be one of my favorite songs ever [hears another song I really like] this has got be one of my f

             ❛  ‘ye, HA HA, very funny.  i got evicted fo’ real, ‘kay?  ❜  emil grumbles as he fixes the strap of his rucksack on his shoulder. he runs his hand over his features and a heavy sigh falls from his lips. normally emil isn’t the one to turn to others for help, but now he has no other choice. he’d rather NOT sleep on the streets.  ❛  c’n i stay ‘ere t’nite? i really need a place t’ stay.  ‘ll find another place t’morrow, so i won’t bug ‘ye fo’ tha’ long, ‘ll OWE ‘ye one.   ❜