i got a great girl

*skateboards in

because im bisexual my parents desperately hope ill one day end up marrying a woman but *kickflips* im really fucking gay and i love men 

*skateboards out*

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IT WAS A BUTTERFLY HORSE!

AND I’M PRETTY SURE I SEE A SMALLER BUTTERFLY CREATURE ON A LEASH IN THE BACKGROUND. A BUTTERFLY CAT? A BUTTERFLY DOG? A STRAIGHT UP GIANT BUTTERFLY?

AND THERE’S A FANCY LADY RIDING A GIANT BIRD SIDE SADDLED IN THE NEXT PANEL. 

GIVE ME ALL OF IT. 

Meanwhile Mokona is living the dream. 

And Sakura and Syaoran got entirely dressed during a scene transition. 

That’s cheating. 

Is it inevitably original fiction when you start writing about the great-grandparents of the canon heroine, whose own parents weren’t even named by the author? :/

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If he respond to my DM, bitch you fucked up.
So keep it cute, keep it cool, and shut the fuck up.
If thats your man, I can’t tell. That shit don’t add up.
I fuck him good dm him the pix with my ass up, uhh.
Uhh, it goes down in the DM, it go down in the DM, uhh.
It go, down. It go down in my DM. It go down in my DM.
Uhh, yeah . Snapchat me that dick, ooh. Or FaceTime me that dick, if it grew.
Yeah my DM poppin’. Uhh. My DM just caught a body. Woah. It’s going down in the DM, so tell these wanna be players I’m the GM. The Model Garrett Green, I dunk on all y'all.
Think this pussy made in China, I got great walls.
Yo girl bald-headed, like a fucking monk.
Like the sixers you been taking l’s every month.
Tired of grown men acting like they young boys.
The wagon with the lease and it make the most noise.
Now and days, niggas wanna be housewives.
Ask for money then they waiting with they mouths wide.
Got your hands out, nigga put your hands down.
Bulls-Eye, shots fired, this is man down.
Bitches talk shit then they wanna change tunes.
Clap back season, welcome to my shade room.
Southern girl thicker than a pot of cheese grits. #chocolate #curves #philadelphia to #newyork #manhattan #vixen #assalert #bootyoverload #donkeybooty #fleek #fleeky #adult #seductive #seduce #bootynation #assassassass #bootyland #bootynationapproved #clubbootycheeks #westwest #goodlawd #barbershop #barberbooty #barberconect #phatbooty #moniquethephysique

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The noblest thing I can do is stay and grow with you.
—  T.B. LaBerge // I like you and I miss you.
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10 Best Bamon Moments in 2015, as voted by my followers:

#8 Bonnie shows Damon what Kai did to her in Prison World

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THIS IS THE GREATEST THING AND I WANT TO KNOW WHY IT WAS SCRAPPED

Equestria Girls: Friendship Games deleted duet between Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle, in a scrapped story line about Sunset wanting to go back to Equestria.

MABEL AND WENDY’S FACES HERE THOUGH. 

*Dipper playing the tuba*
Mabel: (thinking) be a supportive twin be a supportive twin

Wendy: (thinking) holy shit he’s bigger nerd than i thought

Dipper: well, what did you guys think?

Mabel: I support you bro-bro! Follow your tuba dreams!

Wendy: Yeah, you got those tuba skills man

Dipper: Great, because I have a rendition of Disco Girl I wanted to play for you. 

It kind of sucks.

asexual-musician submitted: 

 I got into a relationship with this really great girl just over two months ago and it would be amazing if I was heterosexual. The bad thing is that I didn’t realize I was asexual until about a month ago. She has been great about it though, like not pressuring me into sex and asking a lot of questions about it, and she is a really great person in general. But along with realizing I’m asexual, I also realized that I’m Demi/grey romantic, and she’s reaaaalllyyy clingy. I haven’t had nearly enough time to develop a good emotional connection with her but she insists on kissing me, hugging me, cuddling me, kissing my neck etc, all the time. This has made it really difficult to continue forming an emotional connection with her because I’m constantly uncomfortable with the amount of “affection” she is giving me. I’ve even asked her to tone it down a little (in retrospect I wasn’t clear enough about that) and she won’t. She thinks being so affectionate with me will speed the process up. And now I’m stuck wanting to break up with her so I can find a quasiplatonic relationship with someone else because I’m sure that something like that would never work with her. But I don’t want to hurt her feelings because she really is a great person otherwise.

I know exactly how you feel. I’ve been there in past relationships, myself and it’s so disheartening. 

it’s honestly amazing how good i feel less than two minutes after my mom leaves