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My list of iconic moments in Sky High

• the obvious queerness of Layla. “I’m not into labels” and “we’re not ____ or ____ we’re just people”
• the guy who glows wants the superhero name “Zach Attack”
• the freshmen dumps the senior after she tries to manipulate aspects of his life
• the girl who can turn into a guinea pig
• the kid who has a superhero and a super villain as parents is named Warren Peace…. as in…. “war and peace”
• he also can light both his arms on fire and yeet fireballs from them, but he also uses it to light candles for pretty girls when they get stood up and are feeling like shit
• (he pretends not to care but he’s a huge softie)
• “Royal Pain is a…. girl?” “*in deepest voice possible* yes I’m a girl, you idiot!”
• Royal Pains sidekick and his fucking “uncle uncle uncle!”
• “you can’t sit here! Only I sit here!” “……… mmhhmm. *proceeds to sit there”
• the scene where Royal Pain can’t figure out how to strap the babies into seats
• Royal Pain says her entire villain monologue to a fucking baby
• Layla “I don’t believe in using my powers for violence” gets slapped once and sends all the plants in the school after the bitch who attacked her
• “you’d have to be like a rat to get in there” *everybody looks at guinea pig girl*
• guinea pig girl: *sighs heavily*
• when Sky High literally falls out of the fucking sky
• the mad scientist looks and acts exactly the same as a baby
• Will owns up to making a mistake AND gives the sidekicks the credit they deserve after they beat Royal Pain
• Linda Carter saying “there’s nothing more I can do to help you. I’m not Wonder Woman you know” and strutting out of the room
• Ron Wilson, bus driver, defender of city from giant robots

The Exo Household~
  • You: why are you naked in the kitchen...?
  • Suho: Um... I was paid. Jongdae paid me.
  • Chen: don't lie.
  • Suho: *put hands up in surrender* I GOT THE MUNCHIES AFTER MY ONE NIGHT STAND WITH YIFAN ALRIGHT
  • Suho: You just came in and I had no time to put on clothes...
  • You: oh my god... This family O.O... WHAT IF YOU HAD ANOTHER CHILD!? 10 kids is over the limit, Joonmyeon
  • Suho: 10...? OH YEAH 10!! Yup that's all I have... There aren't 10 more in my room... Nope....
  • Suho: *whispers to side* hide the others...
  • You: How many r there? O.O
  • Suho: TAO DISTRACT!! *RUNS AWAY*
  • Tao: AGHHHH IM IN LABOR
  • Tao: It hurtsssss *falls on floor and pretends to seize*
  • Tao: OH CRAP ITS TRIPLETS
  • You: X.x
  • Tao: OH NO THERES ANOTHER ONE COMING
  • Baekhyun: Tao, you can't just run in and out of an orphanage and stuff them up your shirt and say that you're giving birth...
  • Kyungsoo: You're stealing babies
  • Kyungsoo: ….only i can do that....
  • Baekhyun: WHAT THE HELL KYUNGSOO!?
  • Kyungsoo: They're for my sacrifices….
  • Baekhyun: KYUNGSOO WHAT THE FUCK.
  • Kyungsoo: It's them or you eyeliner…. It's THEM or you
  • Baekhyun: *backs away*
  • You: *pushes Baek into fire* no more baby sacrificessss
  • Suho: pours water on Baekhyun
  • Suho: NO ONE HURTS MAH BABIES
  • Kyungsoo: *glares*
  • Suho: Except for Kyungsoo
  • Suho: *squeezes cheeks* who's mama's little devil's spawn
  • Suho: You are! Yesh you areeee~
  • Kyungsoo: I…will…kill——
  • Suho: JONGIN COME HERE NOW!!
  • Jongin: Kyungsoooo<3