The hot Goliath
Context: It’s my first time playing, and it’s just the DM and I. I am a Dwarf druid, taken prisoner on a pirate ship with a few others. We get thrown out of the ship, onto a beach with a bunch of weapons and armor, and we’re told the last man standing gets to leave. I immediately signal to the Goliath that I want to make an alliance. He agrees. A day has passed, I’ve completely annihilated 9 people within the first hour of being on the island. The Goliath and I sit down to talk, and since I don’t know his name, I ask.
Me: I am Lahnos Fireh-
Goliath(DM): I do not intend to be rude, but if this is a kill or be killed, I would rather not we get too attached.
Me(OOC): I look for characteristics to give him a nickname.
DM: Alright, the Goliath seems quiet and chill.
Me(OOC): I’m gonna call him Jalapeño, because be seems a little chilly.
DM: … Sigh… Fine, he stares at you and accepts his new name…