i get so mad every time this happens

Monsta X Reaction to you (gf) accidentally hitting them in the balls.

Hi there my sweet anon! This was actually really fun to write so I hope you enjoy it as well ;)

Shownu - This boy would play the tough one, haha. He would hold the pain with all his streght to avoid making you feel bad or uncomfortable. Shownu would blush at every skinship you two have so he’d get very flustered and embarassed after the pain went away, realising what just happened. If you were really worried and apologetic he would assure you, all the time, he was ok and kiss you softely to show you he was not mad or anything.

“Jagi, please don’t worry, I am fine.”

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Wonho - He would start laughing at your clumsiness as a way to distract himself from the pain comming down there. He would kiss your head and mess your hair as you apologised. I see him being really cocky about it, later, and making it seem like you did it on purpose to hint at him and to tease him. He knew you did it accidentally but he would love to torture you a little.

“You know I love it when you are rough but please be more careful down there.”

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Minhyuk - Ohh we know this boy … he would be the loudest. Minhyuk would exaggerate everything and turn into a dramma queen. He’d fall on the ground, screaming while holding his crotch and behaving like he was dying. When you apologised and told him you had no intention in seeing him suffer he would smile and hug you forgiving you for almost “killing him”. But since then, he would always be careful with his goodies when you were around XD.


“AAAGGHHHGG!! #$%&! NOW I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO HAVE KIDS!”

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Kihyun - He’d first whine when he felt the pain, and then look into your apologetic eyes as he’d burst into laughter. Kihyun would find so cute that you were clumsy to the point of even hitting him “there”. He wouldn’t complain or be mad at you because he knew you didn’t do it on purpose. As soon as you start freaking out and asking if he was ok, he’d grab you and hug you tightly, while giving you a kiss on the top of your head, still smiling in secret and holding the pain so he wouldn’t worry you. 

“I didn’t know you hated me like that Y/N.”

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Hyungwon- He’d be really surprised when he felt your hand and he’d look straight at you, wondering what he did to deserve such a punishement. When you told him it was an accident he would start laughing just like Kihyun, wondering how in hell could you aim “accidentally” at his balls. He’d blame you for being an evil creature and fake fight you till the point you would end up both laughing.


“Don’t try to trick me, Jagi, I know you did it on purpose.”


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Jooheon - When he felt the pain, he would lay his head back, closing his eyes shut and biting his lip, trying really hard not to leave a really high pitched noise and remain manly (he’d fail). When he felt you kissing him all over the face and repeating “sorry” over and over, he’d smile and kiss your nose to calm you down. He may be smilling but you would notice how red his ears had turned from all the pain holding. omg I wanna hug him

“Baby, I think you will have to help me to get up.”

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I.M - When he felt your hand he would look at you in the eyes, making sure it was an accident, then he’d lay himself on the ground, closing his eyes and screaming for help. You would freak out and get down to his level trying to help him in any way. When he had enough of making you suffer, he would surprise you with a cute and soft kiss on your lips, then he’d wink and pull you under him to get his revenge. He would poke your stomach and tickle you on your most sensitie spots till you were tearing because of extreme laughter. You should never mess with Changkyun’s balls.

“What? Did you really thought I would let you get away with it?”

(you are wonho xD)

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I have dreams, regularly, about The Lost Special, where it airs and TFHC gets to do its “I told you so” dance.

Every time it feels so real and true, but I’m getting used to it always being just a dream.

I’m afraid I’ll think it’s just a dream, when it actually happens. And then I’ll keep trying to wake up and telling everyone that it’s all just my dream. Going mad because of a TV-show, how very pathetic me.

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but it’s hard to admit how it ends and begins

he can never get enough,get enough of the one

on his face is a map of the world 

this is our time to own it so own it

baby we will born with fire n gold in our eyes

there is something different about you and i

i feel like I have knew you my whole life

there is beauty behind every tears you’ve cried

baby we will fall with fire n gold in our eyes

there is love inside this madness

though I don’t believe in magic i believe in me and you

it happens in the time it took to look back

slow down before today becomes our yesterday

don’t force yourself to fit in where you don’t belong

i wanna respect everybody’s opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

so crazy to think that someone out there is wishing and waiting for someone just like you

time doesn’t wait for anyone do it before it’s too late.

how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow

sometimes i feel useless but then i remember i breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

what is it like to not be tired i can’t remember

my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing

*ends up dating myself*

life tip: fuck off

im a hot mess minus the hot part

mood: i’d rather be sleeping

i wanna be a sweet person but people are dumb man

interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing

do you ever think about how bitchy and annoying you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you

i have style im just too broke to prove it

*cares more about tv series than social life and grades*

can i sell my feelings on ebay

i really fucking cant believe i wasted so much time on people i dont even care about anymore

tired has become part of my personality at this point

do u ever wanna start ur diet but then u realize how good food is

omg im so unphotogenic what am i gonna do when i become a celebrity

*accidentally trips on low self esteem*

ur ugly personality will ruin ur good looks for me

at least i know nobodys using me for my looks

im allowed to call myself ugly but you are not allowed to agree with me

I like being alone I just don’t like feeling alone

k full disclosure

this might be because i’ve known about this twist for a while now but… i’m not mad about the death on jtv

i love this show, and not just some aspects of it, the whole wacky heartful package of it, including every single character. and sometimes stuff happens on it that i don’t like, or don’t agree with, but i still find solace in the wackiness and all those sincere emotions i get from it.

what they did here was basically delaying a death in the story. filling that time with so many wonderful moments for the character and for us, the viewer. and i’m okay with that.

i totally understand if this is something that turned people off for good, if they are pissed and betrayed… i just don’t feel that way

i’m sad, but it’s the kind of sad where a tv show gives me an emotional release platform. not… angry sad.

anyway, i’m just gonna get on with me catching up with the show further

do you want to know a fun fact about me?

i’m still pissed off about something that happened to me almost 20 years ago when i was a little kid. we were talking about curse words and i said the word ‘damn’ because my parents cursed all the fucking time so i literally didn’t see any problem with it, but as soon as the word left my mouth this little shithead of a boy gasped really loudly and tripped out of his seat, scrambled over to the teacher and immediately told him what happened. so i got in trouble

and then my mom found out and i got lectured despite her cursing around me ALL THE TIME

im still fucking mad about that LMAO

This is so important.

They work hard, they sometimes get hurt while shooting scenes, they give 100% of everything they have… It’s their jobs, but it is also FOR US, for OUR entertainment. I’m glad Stephen stood up for Barrowman and everyone else from the Flash Musical episode. This was not just an opinion, he literally offended everyone Stephen works with, his friends. This is NOT ok.

Also: think about all the times you get mad cause U wanted something and it didn’t happen. Think about every time you go like “cancel the show, go die, this is bullshit”…Are you really a true fan? A true fan gives support even if there is something they don’t like on a tv show, a true fan gives support the cast and crew and understands this is hard work, this is not easy, but they do it and it ends up being amazing.

Barrowman said last night and I quote him: “piss off haters, don’t like it, don’t watch!”

anonymous asked:

AU: Highschool - If a dragon slayer guys s/o was sitting on a bench waiting because they had a date planned but the guys were a hour late and s/o was mad what would they do to surprise them to make them happy or blush when they do get there?

awwwe this is so cute~! i wish the dragon slayers went to my high school

NATSU: The dork wouldn’t even realize that he was late until he showed up at the meeting place and saw his s/o looking upset. He had been held up fighting with Gray. And it wasn’t the first time this had happened. So he knew his s/o had every right to be angry at him. But he had no idea how to make it up to them right then, well that is..until he saw that little patch of wildflowers in the park close to where the bench was. And after a few minutes he showed up in front of his s/o holding a fistful of pathetic looking dasies and a few weeds. He would nervously give it to them and mumble an apology. “I’ll make it up to you, promise. Just please don’t be mad.”

LAXUS: He would probably already knew he was going to be late by the time he started towards the park where his s/o was waiting. He had gotten detention that afternoon and couldn’t figure out a way to get out of it, and on top of that it was raining out now. He knew by the time he would get there his s/o would be most likely pissed at him. And as soon as he found them, he knew he had to do something to get their mind off of the fact he was really late for their date. So he stepped behind them and tapped their shoulder. Once they turned around he scooped them up into his arms and placed a sweet kiss onto their lips. “I’m sorry that I kept you waiting sweetheart~” he would whisper and give them a little smile as he leaned over to kiss them again.

GAJEEL: It technically wouldn’t be his fault that he was late, he just had really bad luck with the teachers. Seeing as they thought he was some type of asshole just because of piercings that covered his skin and unusual red eyes. So he was held back after school with a teacher that was insisting that what he wore was against dress code. And he would have had to stay later, if it wasn’t for the fact he knew his s/o was waiting. Well that and the fact his patience was wearing thin. Resulting in his pushing past the teacher, mumbling swears towards them as he sprinted out of the school building and towards the bench behind the school where they met up after school every day. And when he showed up he would just pout at their upset expression. After apologizing and kissing their: nose, forehead, cheeks, and head. He would promise to make it up to them, taking their hand in his as he led them off so that they could start their date now.

COBRA: As soon as he arrived he already had his hands up in surrendur. “I know, I know. I’m an asshole, and a twat, a douche. And any other swear word you feel like calling me right now. But hey, at least I showed up?” Cobra was always running late, probably because of all the trouble he got himself into at school. But whenever he kept his s/o waiting he would do his best to make them happy again. Because after all, that’s all that really mattered. Resulting in him treating them out and doing whatever they wanted to do. Doing his best to make sure that there was a smile on his s/o’s face, all the way up till he kissed them goodnight on their doorstep.

STING: The blond hadn’t realized there was practice the same day that he had planned a date with his s/o, and he couldn’t Rogue to cover him. So he was forced to stay at football practice for over an hour until he could make up an excuse to leave. And once he finally showed up he was already apologizing to them. Wrapping his s/o into his arms and murmuring how sorry he was to have kept them waiting for so long. Which resulted in him patting their head and placing a kiss onto their forehead. “Well, we missed our movie..so movie night at my place instead?”

ROGUE: He didn’t actually have an excuse for being late. He had just lost track of time. He had been sitting at home fiddling around: watching a movie, eating junk food, and clearly not looking at the clock. So when he finally did check the time, he was horrified to discover that he was an hour late, when he usually always got there early to meet his s/o for their dates. After grabbing his jacket and running out the door, he arrived at the bench his s/o was sitting on, out of breath and his face red. “S-sorry..lost track of the time..” he would look at his s/o awkwardly as he kept repeating how sorry he was. “What would you like to do instead today? My treat.”

every time u remember it’s canon that levi’s mental image of erwin is some prince motherfucking charming bullshit, all handsome and gentle and sweet

then u remember their current situation and it’s like FUCK

but anyway!!!! levi in normal, safe settings. daydreamin bout that boy. those meetings where he looks at erwin instead of the room at large? u think he’s concentrating hard but nope erwins already discussed the plans with him so now he just basking in erwin’s Serious Face, letting erwin’s Persuasive Voice wash over him and imagining… rather unprofessional scenarios….

levi getting distracted by that cute mug at the wrong times, only the consequences aren’t anything more serious that a few minutes of hilarious awkwardness. all those fic and art are a thousand times more canon now thanks isayama.

anonymous asked:

How would the Axis + Romano and Prussia react to their s/o that is always making them blush or teasing them? Your blog is really cute and I'm happy that Lizzy is getting love and attention -u-

APH Japan/Kiku:

It already doesn’t take much to make him flustered so he would find it to be a small annoyance. Nothing that he would get mad over, but it’s something slightly inconveniencing. He really doesn’t mind though, it can be a bit endearing at times. 

APH Germany/Ludwig:

He would find it to be a bit embarrassing and would just try to play if off each and every time that it happened. He’d be surprised of course since he’s incredibly in control of his actions, and now he’s met someone who takes that away from him. It’d be surprising to him, to say the least. 

APH Italy/Feliciano:

He doesn’t mind in the least. It’s just a part of them and he would just learn to deal with it with time. It would never bother him in the least. He’d think it’s funny so to him it’s an endearing little thing that they can do. 

APH Romano/Lovino:

He would try to hide it each and every single time. He doesn’t like appearing flustered and not in control so he does his best to make sure that he doesn’t seem it. Basically, it’s just a bunch of covering his face and hoping no one finds out. 

APH Prussia/Gilbert:

He would pretend it was never happening, even though it was obvious. He’d just laugh and ask the person what they were talking about. Since his skin is so pale, it’s embarrassingly obvious. 

i feel like it’s really important that we dont shut up about how disgusting we find calvin and oli because they’ve literally been accused of sexual offences. like this isnt some dumb rumour these are real accusations made by real people….every time calvin or oli pop up at a one direction concert or get papped with louis, it’s like a kick in the stomach for all the people that have been affected by what they’ve done. and not just the girls who they targeted specifically, i mean anyone who’s ever been a victim of anything similar. we know that 1d and their team see everything we say online and if we’re loud enough about this then they have to do something about it, because at the moment there are people in 1d’s entourage who have had multiple allegations of sexual offences made against them. like these people need to be kept 10000000 miles away from underage girls, but instead they’re literally being flaunted at us through pap pics and fan pics. i dont know what more we can do apart from talking about it and expressing our disgust and concern and hoping somebody listens to us? but dont let this die guys because it’s really important and something needs to be done

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A/N: Hope this was what you guys actually wanted. Maybe a little unexpected but I wasn’t really planning to do a second part. Thank you for the requests though :)

Request(s):

Anonymous: Would it be possible for you to continue the Joker getting mad at himself story? Not sure why but I feel like it was full of potential lol Love the others btw your a great writer!

Anonymous: omg can u do a part 2 to u and the joker having an argument!really want to see what happens!

Warning(s): none

Word count: 936

PART 1

MASTERLIST

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As time passed, the Joker grew more and more upset with himself, the words of what he said to you replaying in his mind. How could he be so stupid? You were someone completely different from everybody else. Every woman he had before you he used and treated like shit, but with he promised that he wouldn’t because you made him feel things he never thought he could. Even self hate. It took a lot for him to apologise to people and he never ever did but he knew that he had to apologise to you. Besides, he wanted to. For the first time in his life he actually felt guilty and it hurt him so bad. Who knew how he was going to make it up to you,
but he hoped to god that he would have the chance to. He never wanted to lose you.

He got out of his car and trailed up the pathway back to the house, his heart rate increasing ever more by the second. He couldn’t bare the thought of you being upset, especially since he was the one who caused it. Entering the house slowly, his eyes widened to see tables flipped, objects smashed and photo frames which contained you and the Joker shattered all around the room. He saw all these things, but no Y/N. It proved to him just how angry you were and somehow, he understood. He wasn’t mad that you trashed the house and he wasn’t mad that you had screamed in his face. He wasn’t even mad that you were nowhere to be seen. He was, however, distraught and confused. He didn’t see you leave. He figured it must have been when he was hunched up in the car.

“Where is she?” He mumbled to himself, his nerves beginning to rise. “Y/N! Y/N! Where are you?!”

Nothing.

There were two options. Sit in the house and wait for you to return or to go out and look for you. He was worried sick and knew he couldn’t leave things like this for much longer, so he ran back to his car and turned on the ignition, slamming his foot into the accelerator and speeding through Gotham’s streets.

He finally found you around 15 minutes of frantically searching for you, asking random strangers if they had seen a woman matching your description. That proved a problem as half of the people didn’t recognise anyone to the description he gave and half of them ran away in fright. But here he was, looking at your shivering figure in the rain that was just beginning to come down. You were by the old shopping centre which had closed down after a mass shooting that he himself had caused. It was where you first met.

Swiftly getting out of the car, he made his way to you, you turning around as soon as you heard the car door close.

“Y/N, I’m so sor—”

“Save it. Don’t waste your breath on someone you don’t love.” You interrupted, sniffing back your tears and turning your back to him. Ouch. That cut him deep. His breathing hitched in his throat as he tried to get out what he needed to say, but let out a few tears before he did so. He quickly wiped them away with the back of his hand, not wanting you to see he was this upset.

“Y/N, I didn’t mean what I said. Not a word of it.” He began, resting his hand on your arm to spin you around so you were facing him. “And I know you probably won’t believe me, but it’s true. I’m so in love with you and you mean absolutely everything to me. That night I met you was the start of something amazing, and I could feel it in my gut. You’ve changed my life in so many ways and I hate myself for how much I’ve hurt you. This argument got way out of hand and it should never of happened in the first place. Look, the real reason I was out with that woman was because of this.” He paused, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a small purple velvet box. You watched him closely as he opened the box to show a stunning engagement ring. One you had never ever seen before. It had a black band covered in tiny white diamonds with a massive one slapped right in the centre of it. It screamed Joker, but it also screamed Y/N. The perfect combination.

You gasped in utter shock, taking a very slow step back to admire what was being held in front of you. You never in a million years thought that the Joker, of all people, would want to settle down and get married. You felt uneasy as massive waves of guilt crashed upon you for starting the argument in the first place.

You had seen him with some woman, walking into a shop together while you were out in the city. You were too heartbroken and angry to even take notice of what shop they were going into. And you knew he wasn’t lying now, it all fitted together.

The Joker was on edge now. You weren’t saying a word. Just standing there, staring.

“So?” He quietly asked, moving the box holding the ring closer to you. “Will you, you know, marry me?”

You giggled at him as he awkwardly asked you to be his wife and oh did it feel good. You knew that he really did love you.

“Yes, J. I’ll marry you.”

4

“When the Sony hack happened and I found out how much less I was being paid than the lucky people with (male genitalia), I didn’t get mad at Sony, I got mad at myself. I failed as a negotiator because I gave up early. I didn’t want to keep fighting over millions of dollars that, frankly, due to two franchises, I don’t need. At the time, that seemed like a fine idea, until I saw the payroll on the Internet and realized every man I was working with definitely didn’t worry about being ‘difficult’ or 'spoiled.’ This could be a young-person thing. It could be a personality thing. I’m sure it’s both. But this is an element of my personality that I’ve been working against for years, and based on the statistics, I don’t think I’m the only woman with this issue. I was so shocked because nothing that I said was personal, offensive, or, to be honest, wrong. All I hear and see all day are men speaking their opinions, and I give mine in the same exact manner, and you would have thought I had said something offensive. If anything, I’m sure (actors who negotiated powerful deals) were commended for being fierce and tactical, while I was busy worrying about coming across as a brat and not getting my fair share. Again, this might have NOTHING to do with my vagina, but I wasn’t completely wrong when another leaked Sony email revealed a producer referring to a fellow lead actress in a negotiation as a 'spoiled brat.’ For some reason, I just can’t picture someone saying that about a man.”

Lmao one time I was at a gay bar and this guy playing pool wasn’t looking what he was doing and almost smacked me in the face with the pool cue. It happens, I would have just let it slide but he turns to me and goes, “Watch it, bitch!”.  I was so angry I stood at the pool table and cheered for him the entire game. Every shot he missed I was like, “AH FUCK, YOU’LL GET EM NEXT TIME JERRY” and I made him so mad his friends had to make him leave.

Having to pay to see my friend's artwork bc ppl keep stealing it makes me sad

That’s not fair for her and many of us who respect her art.

I’ve had my art stolen and reposted too many times and it really annoys me that this shit is getting worse with every artist that it leads them to make decisions to either abandon their accounts, make viewers to pay to see their art, or give up as an artist completely.

It’s not fair. It’s not fair for the artist who enjoys sharing their art with fans and friends and yet these art theives and reposters think it’s ok to take all that effort away.

This has been repeated many times but seriously, pick up a pencil and DRAW, PRACTICE, BE INSPIRED RATHER THAN STEALING. Think about how easy life of an artist would be if instead of reposting and stealing, people would share links of the art from the artist’s gallery, asking permission before reposting, giving credit when permission is confirmed from the artist and just respecting the artist as a person.
Just please fucking stop.

Why I Am On Team Carol

To me that wasn’t a “FIGHT” - that was a glimpse of an emotional breakdown and vulnerability of a woman desperate to once again DO WHAT SHE HAS TO DO, so that the people she cared about got a better chance of SURVIVING the world coming to kill them. 

Carol didn’t lunge at him. She didn’t strike him first. She stood there CRYING the whole time, her hands shakily holding the knife..practically pleading for Morgan to show her that there was another way.
Show her that his way was BETTER. Safer.
Promise HER that if she didn’t do this that nobody else will have to DIE. Guarantee that if she lets him keep the wolf alive that HE wouldn’t hurt anyone else.
Carol wasn’t bloodthirsty, she wasn’t cold, she wasn’t brimming with a steely resolution to KILL and she certainly DIDNT LOOK LIKE she was going to LIKE killing anyone.

Carol: “I don’t want to kill you Morgan. I will. I will kill you to kill him. I don’t want anyone else to die. Tell me you are sure. You tell me you know what’ll happen and how it will go…”

She was practically BEGGING him to convince her that there was a better way, that HER not taking THIS BURDEN wasn’t going to end up hurting someone else she cares about.
Rick, Carl, Michonne, Judith, Maggie, Tara, Rosita, Eugene, Daryl…
Morgan COULDNT DO THAT so he decided to POSTPONE dealing with the situation.
He couldnt argue his point so instead he choose to make a move to disarm Carol and resolve the issue physically and in turn delay the discussion for a later time.

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I'm mad

So, Jason retweeted something about Bellarke on Twitter (for once), and I saw maybe 4 replies to the tweet that were actually from Bellarke shippers. The rest were from Clexa shippers either attacking Jason or complaining.

Here’s a few examples of some things they said:
“Bellarke is dead.”
“Brother and sister how cute”
“NO.”
“Ew.”
“Jason it’s time to stop.”
“CLEXA WILL RISE”
& a bunch of gifs and pictures related to Clexa.

Bellarke shippers have virtually been silenced on Twitter. So all this criticism/getting mad at Jason needs to stop. You don’t see Bellarke shippers going on Clexa related tweets and saying rude things.

Sorry for the rant, but this happens every time Jason tweets something Bellarke positive.