shopping for household essentials
lance: what? what’s wrong?
keith: it’s just… adults are boring.
keith: and i don’t wanna buy all this boring adult stuff and become boring adults ;l
lance: hey, listen to me.
lance: yes, we’re gonna buy a dish rack, and shower curtains, and a cutting board.
lance: but if you think for one second i’m not also gonna get that marshmallow shooter, so that i can shoot you in the face when you’re asleep?
lance, fondly: then you’re the dumbest person i know <3
keith: you’re gonna make me cry