shiro: hey, is it really true that you faked your death and then left a secret message on your grave revealing your true location in a code only your long-lost family members could possibly understand?
matt: ya lol
shiro: … why??
matt: because i’m a paranoid, bored, and dramatic gay with a genius-level intellect, that’s why. sue me shirogane
matt: i’m. gay. bitch.