My favourite thing is when people are like “source????” and I’m like, “yeah friend here you fuckin go did you think I’m making this shit up?” and their response is “fuck off I’m not reading that trash” like pal why did you fuckign ask then.
My second favourite thing is when people are like “source” so I give them multiple sources that cover the multiple angles of a conclusion and they’re like “excuse me, nowhere in any one of these sources does it say [conclusion]” like yeah no shit buddy that’s why I gave you six fucking links.
At this point I no longer think people asking for sources are wanting to do any kind of research at all, they just want to see how far they can make me labour for them, honestly.
Erwin and Levi put a lot of effort into getting each other thoughtful gifts to exchange during the lovers’ holiday. (There’s just one small foreplay smut scene so I rated mature instead of explicit.)
This fic is for Maeve @ackermom for the 2017 eruri valentine exchange. Your prompt was simply canonverse so I tried to do some world building and explore casual lifestyle within the walls. Thanks to Ashy and Melli for organizing the secret valentine exchange!
Sorry for the late post, this is my first fic and I was really nervous so I kept rewriting to make it as good as I could. I hope you enjoy my first fic <3
(Written by me because I love these two and Philip deserves everything good in this world. So I gave it to him. You can find more of my fanfics in the links on my blog or just message me yo)
“You drive around corners like you want us to crash!”
Lukas laughed at Philip’s incredulous tone as he parked the
motorbike outside the school. Philip got off first, unwrapping his arms from
around the blondes waist and pulling off his helmet before Lukas did the same.
“I know how to ride without crashing, Philip. You’ve seen me
do jumps with no hands, driving to school is nothing. Don’t you trust me?”
Philip smiled as they walked inside together. He hadn’t
missed the fact that Lukas had decided to become more open about their
relationship and he was excited at the thought that he could hang out with Lukas
at school even if it was just ‘as friends’ while in public. But he hadn’t had
any friends in school till now and with Lukas, he might actually be able to
enjoy it there.
“I just don’t see why its necessary to drive that fast.”
Lukas bumped his shoulder against Philips, smiling
“It makes you hold on to me tighter.”
Philip laughed and pushed him back, but his smile slid away
as soon as they turned into the hall. Lukas stopped walking, looking at
Philip’s worried face with a confused smile.
“Hey, what’s wrong?”
“Lukas!” It was Brandon, one of Lukas’ friends. He was
coming down the hall towards them, looking at Philip with disgust.
“You hang out with this creep now? I thought you hated him?”
Lukas turned around, already rolling his eyes at Brandon’s mocking
“His name is Philip. And yeah I hang out with him. What does
that matter to you?”
Lukas pulled on Philips arm, trying to get away from the
asshole now blocking the hallway.
“Cause he’s weird. He’s been stalking you and-“
He hesitated, looking back out the window where Lukas’ bike sat, face screwing
up into an even more sour expression.
“Did you two ride here together?”
Philip was quiet at Lukas’ side, steeping back a little,
partially hiding behind the blonde’s shoulder as Brandon got more aggressive and
Lukas didn’t even know why he had been this jerks friend before.
“Can you just leave us alone? What’s your problem with him?”
Lukas started to get angry now, holding his shoulders back
and coming towards Brandon like he was going to punch him. Philip noticed and
took hold of his wrist where Lukas’ fist was clenched at his side.
Brandon noticed too. “You protecting him now, Lukas? What’s
gotten into you? What, are you two dating or something?”
He said it with a mocking snare and Lukas couldn’t stand to
look at his ugly face anymore, or hear him talking about Philip that way.
“Yeah, you know what? We are dating.”
Brandon’s face went blank before he burst out laughing.
Lukas could feel Philip freeze behind him, hand loosening on his wrist before
squeezing lightly, thumb rubbing against his skin.
Brandon managed to wheeze out some words in between his
bouts of laughter.
“Are you serious? You’re dating Philip? You two are gay?”
This was everything Lukas had been afraid of, being laughed
at, being judged, being hated. But Brandon was a jerk and Lukas cared more
about Philip’s opinion than some homophobes.
“Yeah, is there something wrong with that?”
Brandon stropped laughing, staring at them with disgust.
Lukas slipped his wrist from Philips hold and took his hand
in his instead, turning around and pulling him down the hallway to their class.
Philip was staring dumbstruck at Lukas, his open mouth
slowly pulling into a smile.
Lukas was smiling too, embarrassed. He stopped walking when
they got to the end of that hall, looking at Philip as their hands hung,
tangled, between them.
Philip laughed a little at Lukas’ blush.
“I can’t believe you just did that. It was amazing.”
Lukas shook his head, staring down at their hands instead.
“I don’t really want to think about it.”
“Okay, what do you want to think about?”
Lukas looked up at Philip through his eyelashes, head still
hung low, and pulled on Philips hand to tug him closer. He could feel Brandon’s
gaze still on them but right then, he didn’t care.
Philip smiled wider, glowing at this show of affection in
such a public place.
“Yeah, kiss me.”
Philip beamed and lifted his free hand to Lukas’ neck,
pulling him close and taking his mouth with his own.
Lukas closed his eyes and focused on nothing but the
softness of Philips lips on his, the taste of his tongue, the feeling of his
heart beating under his palm as his hand lay on the others chest between them.
Lukas was smiling again when they parted, forgetting all
about Brandon as he looked at Philip.
“So we’re dating?” Philip smiled cheekily as he asked,
making Lukas laugh as they swung their clasped hands into a gentle sway.
“If you want to.”
Philip nodded, his eyes bright.
“Of course. So… I’m your boyfriend?”
“Yeah I guess so. I’ve never had a boyfriend before, it’s
kind of weird.”
Philip raised an eyebrow, pretending to be offended despite
the fact that he was still smiling. Lukas hoped he’d never stop.
“I mean a good kind of weird. Now that Brandon knows he’ll
probably tell everyone. We might have to move schools.”
“Are there even any other schools around here?”
“Umm, probably not.”
Philip pulled his arm around Lukas’ waist.
“Maybe Gabe can home-school us. Then you could say you’re
dating the cutest guy in school.”
Lukas looked at Philip with a smirk.
“I already am.” Lukas pulled Philip to him and kissed his
neck as Philip lifted a hand to the nape of the blonde’s neck.
“Hmm, you’re gonna make someone throw up.”
Lukas spoke against the skin of Philips neck, smiling as he
held him close.
“I don’t care.” He pulled away suddenly and bit his lip as
he looked at his boyfriend.
“Just don’t tell anyone what I said.”
Philip played with the hair at the base of Lukas’ neck,
kneading the muscles there.
“What? That you think I’m cute?”
“Yeah, it’s so embarrassing and sappy. Even though I mean
Philip laughed again and lent forward for
another kiss, no matter who was watching.
Hi again , thank you so much , sorry to disturb but was it an official release ? as in was it captured in the manga and did Yana herself wrote it ? Or its just some extras? I am dump and dont get it still . Thanks agian :)
Hm, I can only tell you what’s written in the link I gave you. The script wasn’t written by Yana Toboso herself but by the screenwriter for the second anime season. But it is official, as in it’s not a fan project. So I would say it’s as official as the second anime season if that helps. ^^
i've read a ton of vmin fics and now i want to read the ones you mentioned ):
i gave the links to the ones i’ve read today here!
i’ve read like a handful of vmin fics before in the past but i don’t really remember them or what they were called though, when i read more i’ll post about it probably! i might make a separate ficrec for them when i start to read more maybe!
My phone was having a seizure. It seemed suspicious
yayyy you responded *dances* *throws confetti* what took u so long
Kindly stop texting me. Also, your grammar is atrocious. Considering your level of magic, you should at least be able to enable an advanced spell/grammar check software. I gave you a link with my phone number and a list of incantations.
but its funner to txt like dis :D
Your grammar is so muddled I won’t even bother to discern its meaning.
------ sent 4.09 pm, Wednesday:
lets talk! :3 wassup? B)
I gave you my number for reasons that were and WILL stay strictly professional. Not for no nonsense chatting.
------ sent 4.11 pm, Wednesday:
Good. You finally shut up.
------ sent 4.13 pm, Wednesday:
u know the name “pink idiot” isnt rlly professonal ;)
You not only completely tarnished our language’s grammatical structure but you also misspelled a word.
Also, how did you know what I named you under your contact information? That’s confidential.
-----sent 4.14 pm, Wednesday:
i can see u
look behind u
------- sent 4.30 pm, Wednesday:
u didn’t have to hit me so hard
You get what you pay for.
i really really want to do more of these. should I 'cause i'm kind of addicted to this idea now