i fucked up the eyes so b a d dont look at them im so embarrassed

markhyuck!couple au

buckle up your seatbelts kids bc wowee boy smh me

ty to @minxharu for helping me and listening to me rant about markhyuck omg


-r u ready

-youre not ready

-so we all know how much i love the idea that hae is a fucking tsundere

-and lemme explain a thing ok oNE TIME

-hae and mark were sitting on a couch together and hae kept moving around and shifting

-and like, slowly hae’s hand started inching towards mark and mark was just completely clueless, one hand holding his phone the other resting on his leg

-and hae just hesitantly rested his hand on top of mark’s and looked away like he wasn’t doing anything and mark looks over and sees hae looking at the other direction and just grins bc “what a fukin idiot i love him” and holds his hand

-hae smiles just a lil lil lil bit bc he’s so whipped for mark even if it doesnt seem like it

-dont take hae to the grocery store

-like, yes, he actually knows how to be a normal human being who can cook and stuff but he absolutely can NOT go shopping for food

-one time, mark wanted to do something special together so they decide to bake a cake or something and they get to the grocery store right 

-hae grabs the most useless shit 

-he grabs two cakes, fifty boxes of chocolate chip cookies and grabs like a chicken leg 

-“hae we don’t need any of that" 

-"IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU”

-what a character amirite wow i love him

-their contact names for each other are “haehae the tsundere” and “wannabe thug #1″

-hae doesnt really like skinship but he lets mark hold his hand in public or something

-THEIR FIRST KISS WAS SO CUTE AH

-so they were up late practicing their new dance for a comeback

-and they were like exhausted bc they spent 3 hours straight dancing

-and hae COLLAPSES on the floor

-mark knows he’s ok but he goes over anyway

-when hae opens his eyes, mark is hovering above him

-neither of them move or talk and im pretty sure hae wasnt breathing poor bby :c

-so mark finally mans up!!! and leans in!!!!! he pecks hae’s lips what a nerd

-hae is a blushing M E S S

-he doesnt do anything for a few seconds but then he punches mark’s shoulder really hard

-”YOU FUCK I WASNT READY” -hae right before he kisses mark again

-hae doesnt ask for kisses or hugs or cuddles a lot but mark always knows when he wants them

-mark either gets hella distant and teases him by not doing anything with him, which results in hae grabbing him and kissing him really hard

-OR he teases him a different way

-”hae if you want something just tell me~”

-“just.. do it!!!”

-“do what hae? hm? hmmmmmmm??????”

-“you know what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

-“i really don’t hae, you know if you really want something, just tell me B A B E”

-the ‘babe’ part drives hae crazy and he grabs mark by the collar and kisses him

-after they pull away mark’s just like “see how easy that was”

-which makes hae go “I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY WE’RE DATING”

-they exchange smol and short pecks a lot!! they always make hae blush

-HAE IS ALWAYS THE SMALL SPOON WHEN THEY CUDDLE

-shhh don’t tell mark but hae likes listening to the sound of mark’s heartbeat when they cuddle

-when mark is asleep at like 3am, hae for some fucking reason is awake and just stares at mark’s face and wonders “how did i get a boyfriend like him”

-hae is vvv insecure but mark is there to love him forever!!!!

-they probably hold hands while they sleep somehow

-mark always throws an arm around hae’s shoulders and hae like grabs his hand with his and that’s how they hold hands

-because holding hands normally is for normies!!!!!1111!111111!11111!!

-hae isn’t one for skinship (like i said earlier) but he likes buying them couple things

-well

-he hints that he wants stuff like that

-“wow look at how cute that couple is with their COUPLE SHIRTS mark look!!!!!”

-“babe do you want like a couple shirt or something”

-“no omg!!!! i mean if you want it we could!!!!!!!!!!” what a fuckin nerd

-mark loves him so he just buys it for them

-mark likes them too so like its a wINWIN

-mark looks at hae with heart eyes

-and hae looks at mark with heart eyes!!!

-but when mark catches him, hae scowls and turns away

-it makes mark melt what a cutie!!!!!!!!!

-mark likes randomly kissing hae’s cheek to make him blush

-they can be in a library, a restaurant, a park, a bathroom whO CARES ITS HAE AND HES REAL CUTE WHEN HE BLUSHES

-mark calls hae babe a lot

-hae pretends to hate it but he lowkey loves it

-hae calls mark trash but mark doesnt mind bc he finds it cute <3

-“hey trash can pick me up something from the store too”

-”u got it babe”

-“how are they even dating” -renjun to chenle

-hae makes mark sleep on the side closer to the door

-just in case there’s a murderer man

-MARK TRIES TO FEED HAE A LOT

-hae’s always like “lol bitch” but he eats it anyway

-OMG OK SO HAE IS THE ONE WHO ASKS MARK OUT AND HEAR ME OUT FOR A SEC

-so before they became official, they were already holding hands, etc etc

-and people just automatically assumed they were dating

-it took hae 288282 years to ask mark out bc he was so afraid

-and when he finally did it was in the middle of a grocery store bc he decided right then and there that it was the time!!!

-so hae stops him at like aisle 4 where the candy is and is like

-“mark i have to ask you something”

-“yeah man what’s up”

-AND HAE TAKES A DEEP BREATH

-“will… yOUGOOUTWITHME”

-and mark takes a few seconds to process what he says and another minute to think

-but then he finally says “… aren’t we already dating??”

-hae stares at him for a second and turns around to mARCH OUT OF THIS STORE IMMEDIATELY!!!

-BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-mark laughs and grabs hae’s wrist and turns him back like its a kdrama!!!!

-“hae, yes i’ll go out with you

-even tho we’ve been dating for like 2 weeks”

-and hae’s face is so red

-like a firetruck!!!!!!!!!!!

-mark sings “YOU AREEEEE MY DESTINYYYYYY” obnoxiously to hae a lot

-markhyuck bicker like CONSTANTLY

-BUT ITS ALWAYS JOKINGLY

-”your hair looks stupid”

-”youre ugly”

-”FUCK YOU MARK NO ONE LIKES YOU”

-their hyungs always judge them and are like “use protection”

-and mark’s always like “protection from what, from how bitchy he is” which makes hae slap his shoulder really hard and say

-“HOW DARE U *voice raised 6 octaves*”

-mark thinks he’s sassier than hae

-but hae’s just holding back bc he loves him

-if anybody hurts mark, hae will sass and roast the fuck out of whoever hurt him

-and like, mark’s not a violent person but for hae he’ll murder anybody who even loOKS AT HIS BABY FUNNY ISTG

-he embarrasses hae a lot but like w/e man

-so ya know how nct dream used hoverboards for their choreo

-and hae was like STRUGGLING on his hoverboard when they were riding into music bank

-so they were practicing on them once and hae falls over

-and the ducklings are like “OMG MOMMY!!!!!!!!”

-and runs over dramatically

-and hae being a dramatic shit is laying there with his eyes closed, clutching his stomach for some reason even tho he fell on his knees????

-and the ducklings are like “D A D D O S O M E T H I N G”

-and hae’s just like “mommy sees the light kids you must survive without me it’s too late to save *coughs dramatically* *voice is weak* me *pretends to die*”

-and mark judges them hardcore and just thinks “who the fuck are these people”

but in the end mark decides to join in and is like “*sighs* ok IM COMING MY P R I N C E S S”

-which make hae come back from the dead and glare at him for a sec before he flops down like he’s dead again

-so mark runs over and is hovering over hae like hes gonna kiss him but he isnt planning to actually

-not in front of the ducklings man

-but jisung is a lil shit and pushes mark’s head down and makes them kiss

-mark calls hae princess to annoy him

-when he does, it goes one of two ways

-hae either kisses him to get him to shut up

-or knees him where the sun don’t shine

-hae’s favourite is the second one but he loves mark so he just kisses him

-for their first date mark takes them to an amusement park!!!

-hae judges him bc it’s cliche and too kdramabut he goes anyway bc he secretly wants to

-mark wins so many stuffies for hae omg

-they share cotton candy and they hold hands on rides bc mark cries during them and hae laughs but kinda feels bad so he holds his hand to make it feel better

-and for their last ride they go on a FERRIS WHEEL SUCH SHOCK!!!

-and mark has like tears in his eyes and is trying not to cry (they went on the tallest roller coaster there before getting on the ferris wheel)

-hae just takes one look at him and laughs and shakes his head

-mark blushes wITH TEARS IN HIS EYES

-cant forget the tears

-hae leans over to kiss mark and it was their first real kiss

-not a peck or somethin half ass, a real kiss

-and all mark can say after is “thank you” really quietly

-hae’s just like “for what?” all soFT AND PRECIOUS LIKE

-and mark blushes harder and says really quietly

-“for being my boyfriend and letting me love you”

-and hae just goes from “cc:” to “////O.o/////” and just says

-“why wouldn’t i let you love me, i love you so” ALL CASUALLY AND STUFF

-BUT THEN HE REALIZES WHAT HE’S SAID AND HE FREAKS OUT AND IS LIKE “omg i didn’t mean it like that i hate you omg!!!!”

-but mark just smiles knowingly and says “i love you too”

-ok so in car rides back from shows and stuff

-when all the lil kids are sleeping including mark

-hae’s staring out the window bc he can’t sleep

-and for some reason ren’s in the shotgun seat bc mark is a nice mom

-so mark’s in the back sleeping beside hae

-and his head’s like resting on his shoulder

-and hae doesn’t mind bc like w/e nothing new

-and it’s NIGHT TIME GOTTA REMEMBER THAT

-and suddenly hae feels someone tangling their fingers with his and holding his hand so he looks over and sees mark’s eyes half closed and a dumb sleepy smile on his face

-“why aren’t you asleep?” hae @ mark 

-“i could ask you the same thing” and hae just shakes his head and presses a kiss to mark’s forehead and says 

-“go to sleep baby" 

-aND AND mark nods with a dumb smile still on his face and closes his eyes to go back to sleep

-this is hurting my heart and it’s getting so long bu i have more omg

-mark probably makes hae sit on his lap

-they probably share earbuds too

-one time they were making cupcakes and mark was like

-"so we put 4 cups of flour”

-”MARK NO”

-”what’s wrong hae??”

-”THAT’S BAKING SODA”

-”same thing right????”

-hae may know how to bake but mark knows how to stick to recipes

-hae ends up adding fifty cups of chocolate chips (when mark isnt looking ofc)

-“did we get chocolate batter mix hae??”

-“no”

-“why is it brown then" 

-”…“

-"DID YOU ADD THE ENTIRE BAG OF CHOCOLATE”

-”no!!!”

-mark gives hae his jacket when he’s cold but hae’s all like “I CANT CONTROL THE WEATHER BITCH” when mark says he’s cold

-hae still gives him his jacket tho

-hae loves piggybacks but will always complain when mark gives him one

-“put me down mark omg!!!" 

-"tell me that you love me" 

-"no ew gross" 

-"im never putting you down then”

-MARK PROBABLY TRIES TO WRITE RAPS FOR HAE

-they end up really dumb but hae loves them anyway

-tl;dr what a MESS OF A COUPLE but they love each other lots so it all works out somehow <3

dating nct dream; jeno ver.

-so, like jaemin’s ver., youre a badass

-except, youre actually a badass

-NOBODY fucks with you

-N O B O D Y

-youre not afraid to deck someone if they cross the line

-if you see someone picking on someone else, youll help the kid and scare the fuck out of whoever was bullying them

-you do everything EFFORTLESSLY

-instead of your school jacket, you wear a leather one wow what a baddie!!!

-jeno instantly fell for you

-he was walking down the halls to leave the school but he saw you defending someone from a group of guys

-he was ready to swoop in and help you but you managed to do everything yourself

-and he saw you help the kid up and smile softly and jeno fucking melted

-he immediately bolted the other way to leave the school before you saw him and ever since he’s been in love with you

-he’s so shy around you and he jumbles his words around a lot when youre in the room

-you two met bc you were paired up for a project

-and he couldnt even BREATHE IN FRONT OF YOU

-you were like “alright so what’s the question about?”

-and he was like “OMG SHE’S TALKING TO ME” and he couldnt even respond

-so you were like “uh… jeno?” 

-”SHE KNOWS MY NAME O H M Y G O D” 

-”uh, dude, you okay man?”

-”IM OKAY” he SCREAMS IT which makes everybody stare at you two

-you sigh but youre like “ok w/e let’s just do this”

-you end up not finishing the project at school so youre like “i can do the rest by myself at home if you want”

-but jeno’s like “no!!!” bc 1. it’s wrong and 2. he wants to get closer to you!!

-so he refuses and was like “no oh my gosh that’s so wrong do you always do that when you get partners??”

-you shrug and say “they dont care, they’re all too scared of me to go against me for some reason”

-jeno smiles a bit bc he knows youre not very scary so he asks “am i the first person to do this?”

-and you smile a little (IT MAKES JENO SCREAM ON THE INSIDE) “yeah.”

-so you two end up exchanging numbers and he says he’s gonna text you his address but he’s also like “oh wait but the security will f them up omg”

-so now you two have each other’s numbers for no reason bc you walk to his place with him

-a bunch of people nwatch you two walk into sm together but you dot mind bc holy shit is this building cool

-when you arrive at the dorm, ren’s chasing chen around, screaming in chinese and you hear mark scream at hae to put his pants back on omg you start laughing so hard

-jeno’s SO red he’s so embarrassed

-”im so sorry for my roommates” 

-”it’s ok lmfao i havent laughed this hard in forever your roommates are funny”

-”how dare she think my roommates are funny!! she should think IM funny!!!” -jeno, probably

-so the only normal ones approach you two (coughs jaemin and jisung) and are like “oh man you finally asked her out?”

-bUT JENO DIDNT EVEN TELL YOU AND YOURE JUST LIKE “woah wait what” 

-AND JENO STARTS LIKE STRANGLING JISUNG

-”theyre joking im sorry” -jeno, while he’s still strangling jisung

-jaemin’s prying jeno’s fingers off jisung’s neck im laughing so hard

-”it’s okay oh my gosh” -you, covering your mouth bc youre laughing really hard

-he MELTS BC YOU SAID GOSH AND YOURE COVERING YOUR MOUTH AND YOUR EYES ARE CRINKLING UP 

-”why are you covering your mouth?” -jeno, immediately releasing jisung, jisung flops on the floor gasping for air

-you shrug and youre just like “i dont like my smile”

-”you should. you have a cute one.” -SLY ASS JENO

-THEY SEE YOU BLUSH FOR THE FIRST TIME AND YOU FIGHT DOWN THE URGE TO PUNCH A WALL

-”shut the fuck up jeno, let’s just work on the project”

-after the project is finished and the assignment is done, jeno’s so sad bc he wont have any excuse to see you anymore!! 

-buT HE ASKS YOU TO TUTOR HIM

-youre like “wtf dude??? you have like straight a’s???” but youre like “uh… sure i guess…”

-when you tutor him, he always just stares at you and you pretend not to notice but when he looks away you smile at how lame he is

-you tutor him everyday after school until one day youre like “is this kid seriously not gonna ask me out already” so yOU MAKE THE FIRST MOVE

-youre about to leave after a tutor session but before you do, you ask him “are you busy tomorrow after school?”

-he’s literally at a loss for words and mark has to help him 

-he pops up from behind a wall and screams “HE’S NOT BUSY”

-and jeno’s like “yeah omg what he said”

-”do you wanna catch a movie with me or something?” 

-so after that you guys go on a bunch of dates and end up dating

-and he ends up realizing youre not even scary omg

-he finds out youre like a lil marshmallow and people have the wrong idea about you

-he likes trying to protect you even tho he knows you can protect yourself

-he’s afraid that youll actually get hurt really bad one day even tho it never happens :cc

-jeno’s definitely the type of boyfriend to ask you if youve eaten or something, it’s so cute

-he can cheer you up just by smiling and he loves that

-youre like, in love with his eye smiles oh my gosh

-his lockscreen is most definitely a candid pic he took of you on one of your dates

-jeno probably buys you a lot of things which make you feel bad so you tell him not to waste money on you but he still buys them anyway

-YOU GUYS HAVE SO MANY COUPLE THINGS

-he makes you wear them to school even tho you complain bc it makes you look ‘less intimidating’ 

-you guys have matching phone cases probably omg

-AND BRACELETS THAT YOU TWO ALWAYS WEAR

-jeno saves ALL your selfies 

-all of them

-a l l o f t h e m

-people are like “what’s a sweet person like jeno doing with someone like y/n omg??” but jeno knows how soft and smol you are

-he always wants to correct them and tell them that youre such a lil sweetiepie but he knows youll probably murder him

-he just wishes everybody knew how sweet you are deep down

-but you always tell him that you dont mind as long as he knows the truth ♡

-jeno is a clumsy loser but youre there to laugh at his messes (which doesnt help but w/e amirite)

-one time you guys had smoothies and jeno accidentally spilled it all over himself

-oh man it was so funny but also so sad it’s like dating a 5 year old

-from that point on, your contact him for him was ‘a literal mess’

-his contact name for you is ‘muffin’ with a million hearts beside it what a dweeb

-he holds your hand whenever he can even tho you dont really like skinship

-you dont mind bc it makes him smile a lot

-you probably kissed him first tbh

-he’s always a blushing mess around you

-tl;dr the toughest but sweetest and softest couple ever!!! you two seem like complete opposites but in reality, you two are sweet lil sugarplums together ♡