i found your long lost twin

My Blood Is Really Not Your Color

A/N- The next part of Long Lost Sister. I recommend reading the rest of the series.

Series Summary- Sam and Dean meet their little sister, Adam’s twin, on a hunt and things don’t go all that smoothly.

Disclaimer- I don’t own the Supernatural universe or the images/gifs used, they were found on Google.

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Y/N had figured out that she was unconscious and in the hospital. She vaguely remembered being attack by the werewolf during a hunt gone wrong. She was slipping in and out of it, dreaming one minute and being able to hear the activity going on in her room around her the next.

She heard the doctor saying something, but she couldn’t make it out. She felt herself slipping out of it again, back to the dream world. This time she was sitting in a booth at the Midnight Diner. The Midnight Diner had been her and Adam’s favorite place back home in Minnesota, they loved to come here on the few nights Mom had off from the graveyard shift.

It looked the same as it always had. Same terrible gaudy green booth benches, the wall clock forever frozen at two o’clock and the same old crowd of regulars chattering away. It was only a dream, but it felt surreal to be back here, she hadn’t set foot in here since her mom and Adam died.

It would be a lie to say she hadn’t dreamed about it before, but they usually turned out to be nightmares. The diner abandoned and empty, a reminder that the life she once lead was long gone and never coming back. This one seemed to be turning out alright, just like she always remembered, except-

“Y/N.”

Y/N’s head whipped around, she’d recognize that voice anywhere, “Adam.”

There he was. Her twin brother. Standing right behind her, it was only a dream, but Y/N hadn’t seen him this clearly in years.

“Adam!” She threw herself up and into his arms. The siblings stood there hugging each other for minutes, enjoying the feeling of holding each other again. Adam held her at arm’s length and Y/N wiped the tears from her eyes.

“Look at you. Little worse for wear, aren’t we?” Y/N let out a small laugh, simply happy to be here with him, even if he gave her a hard time. The siblings slipped into the booth and Y/N couldn’t take her eyes off her brother. He smiled at her and she couldn’t help, but smile back, the first real one in weeks.

“God I miss you Adam.”

“I miss you too kiddo.” She rolled her eyes at him, he was only two minutes older than her. “You’ve been hunting.”

It was more a statement than a question and Y/N fidgeted under his gaze, “Maybe.”

Adam quirked an eyebrow at her, “Little dangerous don’t you think? Chasing after monsters, good way to get yourself killed.”

“I’m fine, I’m perfectly capable of taking care of myself. I’ve been doing this for a while.”

“Perfectly capable huh? Yeah, that explains why you almost died in the back seat of Dad’s damn car.”

“Technically it’s Dean’s now,” Y/N mumbled under her breath. He fixed her with a pointed look, not caring who exactly owned the car now. She was aware that Adam wouldn’t approve of her hunting. Being crazy overprotective was one of the few similarities between him, Sam and Dean.

“Y/N.”

“I know, I know, you don’t approve. Well good thing I don’t answer to you then.”

“I just don’t want anything to happen to you. Things could have gone a lot worse than they did yesterday. If it weren’t for Sam and Dean you’d be dead right now,” Y/N looked down at her hands. Adam sighed. “I’m sorry, I just, nothing turned out the way it should have. I mean, I should be in med school right now, Mom should be alive, and she should still be blissfully unaware of what hides in the dark. God, our lives got so screwed up.”

Y/N snorted, “You’re telling me. I just want to go back to the good old days when it was just us, the two of us against the world. When the biggest thing we worried about was if you were going to burn dinner that night, not what monster was in town. I preferred thinking Dad was a dead beat, rather than knowing the truth.”

Adam flashed her the signature Winchester bitch face, “You were known to burn dinner too.”

“But not as much as you,” she teased. Y/N eased back into her seat, basking in the familiarity of it all.

Adam’s smiled turned serious and he leaned forward on the table, “Just try and be more careful, okay?”

Y/N nodded, “I will. Not going to lie, it scared the hell out of me too. I really thought I was going to die in Sam’s arms in the backseat of that car.”

“Speaking of, what are you planning to do about him and Dean?”

“Well I guess I need to save them for saving my life.”

“I’m being serious.”

“So am I. Manners, remember?” Adam fixed her a look and she looked down, picking at her nails. “I don’t know. I don’t know what to do about them. I don’t trust them and I haven’t forgiven them.”

“You need to.” Y/N’s head snapped up.

“What? I mean… I don’t understand.” How could Adam of all people tell her to forgive them?

“You should give them a chance. Don’t hate them forever on my behalf. I’ve forgiven them and so should you.”

“Adam,” she tried to keep her voice level, she didn’t want to ruin it all by yelling at him. “They left you, in the cage, with Michael and Lucifer.”

“Trust me, I’m very much aware. They didn’t treat me very well, there is no denying it, but I think they feel guilty enough about it without you adding to it. They love you a lot. Plus, it’ll make me feel better to know that you’re not all alone, that somebody is watching my little sister’s back.”

Y/N shock her head, this wasn’t real, “This is my subconscious talking, not you. This isn’t real, this isn’t you. You’re still in the cage.”

“Very true unfortunately, but this is what you know I would say to you if I could.”

Y/N felt herself slowly waking from the dream. Adam and the diner were starting to fade away. It was just a dream, but she wanted to stay here longer, she wasn’t done talking to her brother.

“Forgive them Y/N, if you won’t do it for yourself do it for me. Don’t hate them in my name. Promise me you’ll try.”

“I promise.”

The diner and Adam completely disappeared and darkness came again. She could vaguely hear the beeping of a heart monitor going on around her and a quiet voice speaking, “When you wake up things are going to be different. They’re going to be better. Sam and I, we have a lot to make up for and that’s going to start the second you open those eyes. I’m not going to take this second chance for granted. We have so much to catch up on still. So much I still want to learn about you. Hell, I don’t even know color eyes you have.”

Dean’s voice faded out and silence overtook the room, but only briefly before Sam started to speak, “We love ya sis and we can’t wait to talk about everything and start earning your trust back. We know we messed up and don’t blame you for being mad at us. We’ve messed up in the past. We’ve made some major mistakes and quite often, but we’re not going to let history repeat itself. We won’t make the same mistakes we made with Adam, with you. We love you kid.”

Her brothers sounded so broken and scared, like they really cared. Y/N felt someone holding her hand and she tried to stretch her fingers out, to move her hand and let them know she heard them.

“Y/N?” An excited voice asked. Good, maybe it was working.

“What’s going on?” Y/N heard what sounded like Sam ask.

“Her hand moved,” she must be holding Dean’s hand then.

“Seriously? We should go get a doctor.” Y/N tried to squeeze Dean’s hand again, “Y/N? Can you hear me? Can you open your eyes?”

Y/N’s eyes fluttered opened and she blinked up to see her brothers crowded over her, worried looks on their faces, “Y/N?”

She coughed and both brothers reached out, desperate to help her. When she spoke, her voice was hoarse and rough, “Sammy, my blood is really not your color.”

Genuine laughter filled the room with the siblings for the first time in weeks.


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Haechan as a Boyfriend. . .

Anonymous said: What would Haechan be like as a boyfriend?? (I dont know if you do these, but I’m so curious and you’re so good at writing 😊) thanks!

A/N ookayyy, my first NCT request, and to make it better, it’s for my child. here you go anon

Other Boyfriend Scenarios:

Johnny II Yuta II Jeno II Haechan II Renjun II Jaemin



  • the biggest pain in the ass you could ever deal with
  • always has something to say about how you do things, ‘why do you have to brush your teeth like that??’, ‘can’t you be more lady-like when you trip??’
  • but he adores you either way, and is always only joking
  • he wouldn’t want you to change for the world
  • the tiniest things you do make this smol boy soft
  • the way your eyes get wide when you get excited about something, the way you get flustered about certain things so easily and he can tease you [I’ll elaborate further on this later], your little habits like biting your nails, or biting your bottom lip or twirling your hair etc.
  • he loves ‘em all and watches you  – his eyes literally shining with adoration, he just can’t help it
  • So back to you getting flustered, when this happens, Haechan loves to tease you further about your heated cheeks or nervous fiddling of your fingers or stumbling over your words. 
  • He always has a huge smile while joking about how nervous you look, sometimes copying your actions
  • Tho he would make up for it by buying you your favorite dessert or watching the movie you want on movie night
  • Though if anyone else tried to tease you Haechan is to your rescue with affection and sweet words – he isn’t a confrontational person so he wouldn’t tell the person off, but he’d instead comfort you and counter their teasing words with his own sweet compliments for you
  • though if it was the other members he’d be a little more confident in throwing a quit and witty insult at them
  • Random teasing texts throughout the day when he can’t see you, 'hey, i found this picture of a turkey on the internet, its your long lost twin 😘' 
  • then a few minutes later he would send a picture of a cute fluffy animal (like a kitten) and be like 'oh, did i forget to mention that the turkey is your ugly twin? this kitten is you.. i miss you babe’
  • When you guys go on dates it would be more like best friends going out to chill, but there would be little hints from him to the people around you guys that you’re a couple
  • like him intertwining his hand with yours, him casually pulling you closer by the waist when he wants you to see something on the store shelf that he likes, Haechan calling you Jagiya like it’s your name and in his loud ass voice just to embarrass you too
  • then you two excessively bowing and apologizing to the store owner who’s  scolding you because you got too loud from you not-so-quietly telling your boyfriend to shut up and in return Haechan calling you Jagiya  L O U D E R
  • playing random games while taking a rest on a bench after you guys spent most of the day store hopping ex: who can spot the most red cars first, i spy etc.
  • though he’d lowkey be sweet af to you through out your dates every single time asking questions like, 'you want to stop here and grab a snack?’ because he’s worried you guys walked too much and doesn’t want your feet to hurt
  • carries your purse and/or your shopping bags – but F A K E complains 'cause he doesn’t want to seem soft
  • but he’s actually more than happy to carry all your bags for you and would even go as far as to give you a piggyback ride as well if it was asked of him
  • random acts of skinship between you two
  • you’d be sitting across from each other and just naturally your feet would gravitate towards each others – your feet would justend up resting on top of his comfortably,  and he wouldn’t even care or really notice cause its just so natural and quirky like your whole relationship
  • on a more serious note, if you were to get into fights, Haechan’s whole demeanor would change from bright and bubbly to cold and quiet
  • he would give you the cold shoulder, his responses to you short and snappy
  • he’d quickly feel bad, but his pride and stubborn ways would get in the way of him apologizing and talking it over with you
  • you would need to patiently help him out and coax him to talk
  • the second you guys talk it out, the Haechan you love and adore is back instantly
  • it’s like the fight never happened and he’s back to his old ways of teasing and jokes
  • he’s just so relieved you guys aren’t fighting any more because he really missed you
  • no matter how tough he tries to act, you’re his safe place, and he relies on you a lot to be there when he’s having a hard time, feels like giving up or is under too much stress
  • though he still tries to hide his weaknesses from you, but sometimes he slips up
  • mark is like your lawyer in this relationship, if you’re having another bickering fest with your boyfriend, Mark’s got your back and you’re both smirking while your boyfriend is sulking and complaining
  • there will be times when Haechan faces this new and self-changing emotion called J E A L O U S Y
  • and because he’s so unfamiliar with this odd and unnerving feeling in his gut he gets very clingy and even sometimes snappy towards the boy responsible for making him jealous if they try to talk to him
  • at the beginning of the relationship he’d  be in denial about him being jealous, though later on he’d be more honest about his jealousy – this just has to do with his trust and comfort with you
  • as your relationship progresseshis admiration and love for you would grow
  • mainly cause you an put up with him so well 
  • but also just because with every new thing he learns about you fascinates himand makes you 10x more beautiful than before in his eyes
  • he treasures you so damn much, and he’d show it through those random moments when he’s the mature one and becomes the caretaker in the relationship
  • he loves and adores you and you shouldn’t doubt it even if sometime it’s hard to tell
  • he works really hard to show his love, but he’s still a shy smol bean and it’s sometimes scary for his smol bean heart

pyrinsomniac  asked:

I'm kinda surprised that Hiei's your favorite; I would've thought Kuwabara would be your tol son, what with the red hair and loyalty even unto death. What is it about Hiei that drew you in?

THINGS ABOUT HIEI THAT I LOVE AND HATE SIMULTANEOUSLY:

  • his stupid face
  • his all-consuming need to be the edgiest person in the room even if that means murdering everyone else in the room
  • his top secret mushy spot for his long lost twin sister, yukina, who loves him very much, and who he loves very much, and for whom he has made every pivotal choice in his life, and thanks to whom he found the hope and reason to keep living
  • how he wears black 99.999999% of the time except for that one time he wore like 3 different colors and turned the dark tournament into a fashion show that he then immediately won just by being there
  • his TOTAL LACK OF UNDERSTANDING about how bandages are supposed to work; what, what IS THIS, WHAT IS THIS
  • the very high probability that he and yusuke share a mutual love for ll cool j’s 1990 smash hit “mama said knock you out,” and also that he does not care about video games, hugs, or puppies
  • the situation: *goes wrong* hiei: *goes to sleep*
  • how his whole narrative is about redemption and finding the capacity for love and goodness in yourself and finally learning that you can be loved even after a lifetime of strife and doubt and loneliness, and other shit i don’t care about and i never have
  • that as if the funimation dub translation of his attack “dragon of the darkness flame” weren’t 12 enough, the literal japanese translation of jao ensatsu kokryuuha is “WICKED KING IMMOLATION BLACK DRAGON WAVE,” because, as aforementioned, he has to be the edgiest person in the room, and he is a fucking nerd on wheels
  • that even though he would much rather kill for his friends he would also probably die for them, maybe, if push comes to bodily heave over a cliff, and if they aren’t looking and can never use it against him
  • “hiei, standing at 4′10 without hair,”
  • that he will fight literally anyone about literally anything, whether it’s sensui for murdering his bff yusuke or his bff yusuke for saying “at least i don’t have to stand on a stack of phone books to fight somebody” i SCREAM EVERY DAY
  • he thinks he’s real sick at the burns but the best he can come up with for mukuro is “you… you odd mummy”
  • hiei: i don’t care narrator: in fact he cared very much but was unfamiliar with the sensation and this frightened him
  • “VARIOUS CRIMES”
  • “HERE’S A ONE-WAY TICKET FOR YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL, YOU BASTARD”
  • “NO THREE-LETTER WORD CAN RULE MY FATE! ……..’HOT’”
  • he and kurama are always trying to out-extra each other like you know when he fought shigure and cut his own arm off as he was bleeding to death on the floor he was like “hah… ch..eckma…te…… kurama………”
  • kurama: sometimes fighting w you is like fighting with the fires of hell hiei, fucking on fire at that very moment, five swords crammed into his tiny hands: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I AM SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME
  • he has a third eye? for SOME reason? and it apparently has like, its own personality? and when people make fun of it he’s like “THE JAGAN DOES NOT TAKE KINDLY TO BEING MOCKED” and then he beats them up to make it feel better
  • HE IS A TINY ANGRY SECRETLY KIND EDGELORD GREMLIN WHO TURNS INTO A GREEN EYEBALL-COVERED GOBLIN ONCE AND THEN NEVER DOES AGAIN BC HE’S EMBARRASSED WHAT’S NOT TO LIKE
  • let him say fuck

this ask deserves a serious answer but since it’s hiei i cannot be serious or my emotions will overwhelm me

anonymous asked:

I asked about a fic awhile ago where Lydia dies and Derek comes back to help Stiles raise their two boys. You responded with one but it wasn't the fic I was looking for. The one I remember is deputy Stiles and writer Derek and Stiles goes to New York to track Derek down when he leaves again. P.s. Thank you for all you do! Your blog is my favorite TW fic finder blog!

I think this is the original post where we found the wrong one.

UPDATE: Anon says it might be this one!

Originally posted by theslinkylizard

(nothing to do wit the fic, I just love this gif.)

Joy in the Mourning by Cobrilee

(1/1 I 41,560 I Teen I Sterek)

When Derek left him and fled to New York, Stiles found love again with Lydia. Now, eight years later, Lydia is gone and Derek is back to help Stiles raise his twin sons. It makes him wonder: how long are you supposed to grieve your wife’s death before you can try again with the man who broke your heart?

I Don’t Even Know What Color Eyes You Have

A/N- The next part of Long Lost Sister. I recommend reading the rest of the series.

Series Summary- Sam and Dean meet their little sister, Adam’s twin, on a hunt and things don’t go all that smoothly.

Shoutout to Katie for her wonderful advice and encouragement! 

Disclaimer- I don’t own the Supernatural universe or the images/gifs used, they were found on Google.

*Let me know if you want to be tagged in any of my future works*

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It was then that the doctor approached them, “Family of Y/N Milligan.”

The boys sprang up instantly from their seats, “Yes! Yes, we’re her brothers.”

“Well boys, your sister is very lucky to be alive.”

“She’s going to be okay?” Dean hurriedly cut the doctor off.

“Yes,” the doctor patiently continued. “But she’s going to be laid up for a while. Y/N lost a lot of blood tonight and it’s a pretty deep wound on her stomach. We’ve stitched her up and given her blood transfusions, but she’s very weak right now. She has a long road to recovery ahead of her.”

The boys let out a breath and visibly relaxed. Their little sister was going to be okay. They could handle any complications the accident might have brought up later, “Thanks doctor. Can we see her?”

“Of course. Y/N’s asleep right now, we gave her a sedative to help her sleep. She’s in room 313, take the elevator upstairs and it’s to your left.”

The brothers rushed across the waiting room to the elevator, with Sam shouting a final thank you to the doctor. The doors closed and Dean impatiently jabbed the 3 button, “C’mon, c’mon.”

“That’s not going to make it go any faster,” Sam said, eyeing his brothers insistently tapping foot.

“I just want to see her. This stupid thing needs to hurry up.”

“You heard the doctor Dean, Y/N’s asleep.”

“So?” Dean looked at his brother like he was crazy, “I still want to see her? I’m not going to feel better till I see for myself that she’s going to be okay.”

Sam sighed and nodded. Regardless of the doctor’s encouraging words, he was still worried about his little sister. He understood Dean’s need to see her.

The elevator dinged and the brothers were rushing out before the doors were fully opened. They turned left and jogged down the hallway, checking numbers as they went.

“313!” Dean exclaimed excitedly, stopping in front of a closed door. He yanked the door open, but stopped in the doorway, causing Sam to bump into him.

“Why’d you stop?”

Dean shifted enough that Sam could see past him into the room. He caught a glimpse of Y/N laying in the bed and his breath caught in his throat. She looked so tiny lying there hooked up to various machines, an oxygen mask resting on her face.

Dean cleared his throat, trying to push back the tears. His sister looked so fragile and it wasn’t lost on him how close they came to losing her today. Him and Sam hadn’t known Y/N long, but the thought of losing her was a scary one.

The Winchester brothers slowly made their way into the room, scared to disturb Y/N. The each pulled a chair up to the side of the bed and once they were seated, Dean reached a hand out, carefully taking her cold one in his.

They sat there in silence for a while before Dean started to talk, “I’m so sorry that we let this happen. We should have been more careful, we should have protected you better. I know,” Dean let out a weak chuckle. “I know, you’re perfectly capable of taking care of yourself. But we should have been more on top of our game. I’m really glad that you’re going to be okay. The doctors say that you’ll have some recovering to do, but it shouldn’t be anything you can’t handle.”

Dean paused and breathed before continuing, his voice cracking as he started to speak, “When you wake up things are going to be different. They’re going to be better. Sam and I, we have a lot to make up for and that’s going to start the second you open those eyes. I’m not going to take this second chance for granted. We have so much to catch up on still. So much I still want to learn about you. Hell, I don’t even know color eyes you have.”

Dean’s voice cracked again, too overcome with emotion to continue. Sam sat forward, resting his arms on the bed by his sister’s legs, “We love ya sis and we can’t wait to talk about everything and start earning your trust back. We know we messed up and I don’t blame you for being mad at us. We’ve messed up in the past. We’ve made some major mistakes and quite often, but we’re not going to let history repeat itself. We won’t make the same mistakes we made with Adam, with you. We love you kid.”

As Sam finished talking, one of Y/N’s machines beeped, both boys wiped their heads up, concerned at the new noise in the quiet hospital room. When it didn’t make another sound, the boys relaxed back into their seats, but Dean soon jolted forward. Sam gave him a questioning look, but Dean just leaned closer, “Y/N?”

“What’s going on?” Sam asked his older brother, concerned.

“Her hand moved!”

“Seriously,” Sam asked excitedly and Dean nodded quickly. The brothers crowded closer to the bed, “We should go get a doctor.”

Before either could leave the room, Y/N’s right hand moved again. “Y/N? Can you hear me? Can you open your eyes?”

Just when Sam was about to go get the doctor, her eyes slowly opened.

“Y/N?”


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So I just started Assassination Classroom and found Karma Akabane:

Which reminds me with none other than:

…I have found your long lost twin brother, Akashi.
And do I have to mention that both of them are psychopaths?

@fateaid: i just came across this game and found this guy is really similar to Partheno ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I mean, he has a mole under his eye (exactly same place), he also has that feather boa LOL and he is one of Sacred Guardians, gives people beauty, pursues beauty and governs dreams,. In short, god of Beauty LMAO

Partheno, i found your long-lost twin hahaha

Well... There Goes the Angel Tablet

A/n- The next part of Long Lost Sister. This is my first time writing Cass so hopefully y’all like it.

Series Summary- Sam and Dean meet their sister, Adam’s twin, on a hunt and things don’t go all that smoothly at first. The series follows the brothers as they struggle to connect with their new sister and the trials of being a Winchester.

Disclaimer- I don’t own the Supernatural universe or the images/gifs used, they were found on Google.

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Y/n winched as she sat on the couch. Dean tossed her an ice pack, “Put this on your shoulder.”

She rolled her eyes and threw it on the floor, “What, now you’re talking to me?”

Dean shot her daggers, but ignored her, turning as Cass returned to the room.

“The other demon escaped. I bound the one I caught in a devil’s trap. I’m gonna interrogate it now, but first I am confused. I was not aware you had a sister. I thought it was just the brother that is in the cage.”

“Dude,” Dean tried to wave off Cass, he might be mad at Y/n, but now was really not the time to go down that road.

“You mean the one you left down there when you saved Sam?” Y/n snapped, crossing her arms.

“Guys, let’s focus on the case at hand for now.” Sam intervened, “Cass, where the hell have you been?”

“I’ve been hunting demons,” he answered, taking a seat.

“So this is you, why?”

“I’ve been searching for the other half of the demon tablet.”

“Without us?” Dean asked confused.

“I’ve been trying to help, Dean. In my search, I uncovered that Crowley has sent out demons to find Lucifer’s crypts.”

“Lucifer’s crypts?” Y/n was confused, why did he have crypts and more importantly, what was inside?

“Dozens of them, apparently.”

“What they hell are they looking for?” Sam wondered.

He paused, “They’re looking for parchment that would allow them to decipher Crowley’s half of the Demon Tablet, without a Prophet.”

“Great, because that’s exactly what we need,” Y/n groaned.

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I heard.. after you found your long lost twin brother

Accelerator

you also found your long lost (not twin) brother

Akise

who is cool, calm, smart, handsome and very supportive

  • My.., how many long lost brothers do you have? But I have to admit, I do like your family..
I said I would and I did

So, a while back, I noted that I should make a list of things not to include in FT fanfics. So I made a list of things I personally wouldn’t write in a FT fic (but is totally okay for someone else to write). Here it is. Please note that a lot of this is just my opinion, and it’s okay if you disagree with it. Even though I’m right. (That last part’s a joke, by the way~)

Things I Won’t Not Put in a Fairy Tail Fanfiction Summary/Title/Story and Why:

  • Non-capitalized character names (“sting” instead of “Sting”). This demonstrates a lack of effort.
  • My Immortal should not be used as a title. Harry Potter ruined it for everyone (and come on, I have more creativity than that).
  • “Stfu” as a title; I shouldn’t have to explain why.
  • “[Name of character]: [Super fancy stupid title, usually "noun of the noun”]“ as a title; this is dumb in so many ways (to me), even if your story is good don’t. (It works sometimes, but almost never.)
  • DO NOT PUT QUESTIONS IN YOUR SUMMARY. I cannot stress this enough: unless the summary is dialogue found in your one-shot, questions do not belong in a summary; it is a no-no on so many levels (there are some exceptions).
  • "X has a twin brother/sister”. Long-lost relative fics are, ninety-nine percent of the time, extremely stupid. Long-lost twins are worse.
  • Use spell-check. If your computer (somehow) doesn’t have one, get a beta. I’m not reading your story if you can’t spell the word “true” correctly.
  • Apostrophes and commas are your friends. Use them.
  • Titles (as in, the titles attached to one’s name) should be capitalized. Erza teaching at a school should be “Professor Scarlet”, not “professor Scarlet”
  • Do not ever say, “this is my first fanfic”. That’s just an excuse in case it sucks, and I’m not going to judge it any less harshly.
  • Capitalize locations. “Tenrou Island”, not “tenrou island”. You’re just holding down the shift key, it’s really not that hard.
  • Include the pairing in the summary, not the title.
  • Conjugate your goddamn verbs.
  • Spell the characters’ names correctly (for characters with commonly misspelled names like Merudy, Ultear, and Sherria, this is an acceptable error). There are goddamn character boxes of fanfiction.net; it doesn’t take a genius to use them.
  • “Lucy leaves Fairy Tail”, “Natsu kicks Lucy off of the team”, and “Lisanna has replaced Lucy” are unacceptable. Not only will I not read that story, I will not read anything else you write ever. First off, the team is not rock solid. Characters come and go – Warren, Imitatia, and Elfman have all been on the team at times, and all of the members of the team have gone off on their own at times. Third, the person who came up with the idea (Plue), the founders (Natsu, Happy, and Lucy), and the person in charge (obviously Erza) are all different people. Fourth, teams are formed in order to make things easier; some teams are formed just for one quest and disband once said quest is complete. Fifth, the team the fans call “Team Natsu” does not have an official name. It is referred to sometimes as the “strongest team”, but the team officially lacks a name. Sixth, there is no limit to the amount of people on a team. Teams can have anywhere from two guild members to all of the guild members. Seventh, there is a process one undergoes when leaving Fairy Tail. Eighth, stories with these plots are usually shit.
  • The question “who will she choose”. Yes, this question gets it’s own category because it pisses me the fuck off. Love isn’t about “choosing” – Lucy doesn’t get to pick which hot guy will go out with her. Love is a goddamn two-way street.
  • BASHING. Character bashing is a no-no for me. If you can’t write a goddamn story without hating on Lucy/Lisanna/Juvia/Jellal/Wendy/someone else, I’m not gonna bother reading it.
  • Don’t include unnecessary OCs. At one point, they were acceptable, but now all of them are annoying Mary-Sues. If your fanfic is just about Mira trying to set Natsu and Lucy up, “Samantha Sweetheart Sparkle Morningstar” does not need to get involved.
  • Lucy joining other guilds. Look, unless Lucy met *insert person who isn’t Natsu here* in Hargeon, this isn’t going to happen. Even if there were some huge misunderstanding, the other guilds would help her rather than just start hating Fairy Tail. Blue Pegasus would be thrilled to have her, but Bob was a member of Fairy Tail and Ichiya has a thing for Erza and wouldn’t want to hurt her. Mermaid Heel is an all-girls guild, but Millianna and Kagura are both very close to Erza, and, again, would make sure Lucy went home. Quatro Cerberus has expressed interest in a female Celestial Wizard before (Yukino), but Goldmine is a former member of Fairy Tail as well and Bacchus and Cana are drinking buddies. Lamia Scale has Lyon, so they’d send her back too (along with a few mocking words for Gray). The idea of her going to Saber Tooth pisses me off a lot because, even if it was during the time Minerva wasn’t there (which was, what, a week?), Sting has way too much respect for Fairy Tail to believe that they kicked her out. I think the most irritating thing is when Lucy joins Crime Sorcière. The members of Crime Sorcière are former Dark Mages, which Lucy isn’t, and are trying to atone for their sins, of which Lucy has none. If she was on a solo mission and got in trouble and they were in the area, sure, they’d help her. But she doesn’t fit the criteria for the guild, and every single one of the members has ties to Fairy Tail.
  • Natsu blowing up at Juvia in Gratsu fics. Look, I don’t mind Gratsu, but when I see Natsu – Natsu, mind you – threatening to kill a member of his own guild? No.
  • Erza forgetting about Jellal completely. Okay, I don’t really mind fics that pair Erza with someone else, but I hate it when they ignore Jellal entirely. The relationship between Jellal and Erza is extremely important, romantic or no.
  • Jellal trying to “steal” Erza away from Natsu/Gray/Lucy/whatever. Okay, time for a fun fact: the person most against the Jerza relationship is Jellal. If Erza ended up with someone other than him, he’d be thrilled. He truly believes that she deserves someone better, and he’d probably be the best man at the wedding. Sure, he loves her, but that’s why he pushes her away. In case you haven’t noticed, he kinda hates himself. Also, Erza doesn’t belong to anyone – she’s not an object.
  • Lisanna and/or Lucy being written as bitches towards one another. These two are some of the nicest, sweetest, kindest, friendliest people in the series, and they have a pretty good relationship with one another. Lisanna actually asked Lucy to take care of Natsu, and she was just as concerned as anyone else when Lucy got the shit beaten out of her by Minerva. Lucy showed an equal amount of concern for Lisanna in the Tartaros arc as well.
  • But how do I solve relationship problems if I can’t demonize everyone who gets in the way? Easy. SHIP THEM WITH SOMEONE ELSE. Fairy Tail doesn’t slack on the ship tease. If you want to write NaLu, pair Lisanna with Bickslow. If you want to write NaLi, pair Lucy with Mira. If you want to write Grayza, pair Jellal with Ultear. Hell, pair Lisanna with Juvia, Lucy with Erza, and Jellal with Natsu or whatever. There’s a lot of gay ship tease too. And, if you don’t like any of the available options, make up a crack pairing. Ship Lisanna with Flare, Lucy with Jackal, Jellal with Sting, whatever. Hell, maybe the characters don’t want to be in a relationship. Writing a Miraxus fic? Have Freed be aromantic or asexual or something. Ship Sorano and Lucy? Have Natsu be completely uninterested in being with anyone. IMAGINATION IS YOUR FRIEND.
  • Speaking of imagination, next gen kids. I’ve gone over this a million times in my head. Hell, I’ve even got a list of ten rules to abide by when farting out spawn of our beloved characters. If you want to see those rules, ask me later.
  • Character talents. We know Mira can sing. We know Levy reads. We know Juvia can’t cook. We know Erza can’t act. Think about what you know about the characters before giving them talents they don’t canonically have. For example, maybe Erza is just as bad at singing as she is at acting and dancing. If Sorano is obsessed with angels, maybe she has the voice of one as well. Is Erik a really good cook because of his nose, or a really bad cook because he adds too much spice? Juvia likes to knit, so maybe she can crochet too.
  • Battle of the bands. Okay, so I’ll admit that this is just a personal pet peeve, but I get annoyed at seeing “boy band meets girl band, they all get together”. It’s just… been done so many times. There’s no meat to it anymore.
  • Saying “read and review”. Fun fact: most of the people who read your story aren’t going to review it. There are lots of reasons for this. Maybe they’re lazy, maybe they don’t have anything to say, or maybe they’re just shy, whatever. Point is, telling people to review, doesn’t make them want to review. If you want people to review, you’re gonna have to make sure there’s something for them to say. That’s your job, not the readers’.
  • Saying “flames will be ignored” implies that you expect flames. Why? Is your story bad? If so, why should I read it? Plus, this hints that you’re not open to constructive criticism, which is something that is very helpful for writers.
  • Another pet peeve is people saying “don’t like, don’t read”. This irritates me because that should be obvious to everyone, but also because writers should encourage feedback of all sorts. I personally would much rather hear “I didn’t like X because Y” than “good story lol”.
  • Saying “no smut” in the summary of an M-rated fic. Look, I get that you’re warning people, but there are lots of reasons to rate a fic as mature. Unless people get triggered by lack of sexual activity, I don’t think “no smut” is a warning that really needs to exist.
  • Paragraphs without spaces/indents or sentences are a huge turn-off (from anon)

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HEY EVERYONE

SO I recently reached the 1K milestone and crazy enough it has only been three days and I’m already closing in on 1.3k. I’m so grateful for every single one of you considering I moved to this blog only about 1 month ago and I didn’t expect so much love and support in such a short amount of time I mean I just babble about the 100 95% of the time and 5% is just me ranting about feminism but you still want me on your precious dashes and I wanna thank everybody who’s ever bothered to click that follow button and made me smile in the progress. ANYWAY I LOVE YOU ALL GUYS SO HERE IS MY FIRST FOLLOW FOREVER *throws flower petals and pats you on the head after giving you the tightest of hugs*

My Bae bellarkemylovers

The Jemma to my Skye. The Laurel to my Felicity. The Gendry to my Arya. The Caroline to my Klaus. The everything to my everything. I’m so glad you decided to write to this crazy person that day on tumblr cause i found my long lost twin sister - the amount of the fandoms we’re in the the ships we have in common has got to be a beautiful joke. I wouldn’t be able to write half of my fanfiction without your fluffy ideas and unconditional encouragements. Keep sending me those videos forever cause you know i’m gonna watch every single one. I love you so much thanks simply for existing.

My babes

murphyclarkes : You’re the Murphy to my Bellamy, the Sirius to my James, my sister and my responsibility. I’m so glad we started talking more like being gay and just complimenting each other with nonsensical words and I know we’re gonna know every awkward and inappopriate stuff about each other in no time. Honestly Kryss you’re one of my best friends on this site and i don’t know what i’d do without you. You’re a precious angel.

queenclexa : Eleanor. The Sarah to my Helena. The Felix to my Alison. I like to believe we became the closest of friends in the shortest of times, but I guess when you find a bellarke trash who is as gloriously funny as you are you tend to hang on to that tropical fruit as tight as you can. If we can get through not watching the 100 season finale live together, we can get through pretty much anything. Honestly you’re just the best. Stay rad.

My squad

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I’ve been basically cramming up your askbox for weeks now and from chatting about hotties and OTPs to standing by me after all those cruel the 100 episodes and that brutal season finale you’ve shown that you’re the most precious jasmines and you’re all Goddesses I’m so glad I met you I love you dearly <3

Etra, Elle, Julia and Ken

You guys took me in your fabulous networks and basically welcomed me to a huge new world on tumblr and I can’t thank you enough for that seriously you are UNICEF-good and worthy of all the best karma <3

And now the actual follow forever

Italics are mutuals and bolded are my absolutely special faves that I either had the chance to talk or a currently crushing without having the courage to actually say hi xx

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dance-among-the-stars // defined-by-each-breath // divergentdauntlesscake // dont-take-me-out-of-wonderland // dream-strider // fallenfromtheark // fangirl1296 // fangirling-mess // frankslaurel // freckledbell

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galaxygroundergoddess // gerarddoesntbottom // gracefulyawkward // griiffins // groundersblood // gwinstacy // hailbellamy // heartofstydia // heroicjaspa // hobbitscs // how-i-escape-reality // hp-tmi-halfbloodgames // icenationgrounder // imperiomalfoy // impossiblewoman // indelenasoul // johnmurphys // jusdreinjusdaun // jvhnmurphy // kalilat // katannna // kingmontygreen // kingsbellamy // knightbellamy // kyngbellamy

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leksa-ing // lexahgriffin // lieutenantmiller // lifesintechnicolor // littlefangirlie // lovelylittlecurls // marebarroh // messyhairdean // mishasrussianminion // montys-sass // murphysblake // murphyswinchester // murqhy // nathenmiller // notsofloatingreyes //nvtaliedormer // obellamyblake // octaviabiake // ohbelllamy // oktevia // pokewithsticks // prisonerbellamy // pro-overthinker

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quietseraphim //ravennrreyes // ravensdamjokes // rayvenreayes // rcvenreyes // reyes-clarke // richardharmoan // rosycheeked // sinisteruniverse // skydelinquents // skyeravens // skypeopleandswans // sophie450 // sprayberry-y // stuartprincess

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tattooedfreddie // theemma383 // thefadinggreatperhaps // the-fangirl-that-cant-be-tamed // theyoungestzerogmechanic // thunderdani // trigeda-kru // veresimilitude // wincharlie // winterflell // we-are-bellarke // whymurphy // written-with-a-quill //

I wanna thank all of you for making my dash awesome and keeping it hella rad and that’s about it for this follow forever and again thank you all for following me, for bringing me here. Stay delicious.