i found this from a few days ago and i just

My ex broke into my house, so...

After we broke up, my ex-girlfriend and I stayed close friends. We lived together until our lease was up. I met the boyfriend who is now her fiancé. And she often visited my parents to help take care of our pets while I’m away. Because of this, my family and I decided to trust her with a house key. Even after the breakup, my family loved her, treated her like one of our own, and would do anything for her.

Big mistake. The day after I left home for a nine-month internship, my parents called to say that someone had broken in and stolen ~$800 cash. We checked the secret security cameras and, sure enough, it was the ex. My parents were devastated. For reasons, my parents decided not to press charges but just to cut ties, which we did a few weeks ago.

The revenge? I just found out from a mutual friend that her fiancé, who I thought was a wonderful guy, is cheating on her. Ordinarily I’d tell her; even an ex doesn’t deserve to be cheated on. But a backstabbing thief? Fuck it, she can find out the hard way.

Doing nothing can still be a form of revenge, right?

EDIT: For those mentioning the backlash that this might cause her fiancé, this just occurred to me: the guy is here via DACA from a fairly dangerous country, and I don’t know if she could use this against him in any way.

EDIT 2: Since a few people asked, I already confronted her about this. She denied it until I told her about the security photos. Then she immediately confirmed it, but vastly downplayed how much money she took. I told her to stay away from me and my family.

Giant: Ch. 2

I wish that I had known in
That first minute we met
The unpayable debt
That I owed you.

Previously on Giant

Hovering, Kara flopped down on the water tower, her body achy from the robbery she stopped. She didn’t know how to fight, but she could overpower anyone. The problem came with guns. The little ones left a bruise. A shotgun, she learned, that could knock the wind right out of her at close range, though they were getting easier to handle, like a muscle that needed flexed. Just a few days ago, she found herself able to deflect armor piercing rounds, which was cool, to say the least.

Another sweatshirt ruined, though.

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I just read a post about a customer giving ‘the stare’ because their 0.15 had expired (posted 2/9) and it reminded me of a story that I had to share.

I worked in a pizza shop (have posted a few times before) and one day someone ordered a cheese pizza with extra cheese on the phone.
When the man came to pick up his order I charged him accordingly. And instead of giving me his card or saying something was wrong he. just. stared. at me…. we stood there for 2 minutes WITH MY BOSS RIGHT NEXT TO ME before my boss finally went oh no he doesn’t have to pay extra. Like ok cool could literally no one tell me?
I will say that after 30 seconds of him staring at me I passive-aggressively said WHAT?!? Not my proudest moment but I gave no fucks at that point.

I later found out from my coworker that this man doesn’t get charged for extra cheese because YEARS ago he got a pizza and complained that it wasn’t cheesy enough. And my boss apparently expected me to know that instantly

Niall-- Loss For Words

“Sounds like utter shit to me.”

My eyes narrowed at him from my end of the couch, my legs stretched out in between us as he rubbed at my feet.  “Watch your language, Horan,” I warned.  “We agreed that we both needed to stop swearing now before the baby was born so we wouldn’t have to adjust once she’s already talking and repeating everything we say.”

Niall rolled his eyes.  “Wouldn’t want her swearing straight out of the womb, would we?”  His tone was sarcastic.

I shifted, my hand rubbing over my swollen belly.  I was 24 weeks pregnant with our first baby, we had just found out she was a girl a few weeks ago, after several weeks of keeping her legs crossed so we couldn’t see.  “That’s not what I said, and you know it, Niall.  I just said that you should start talking to her; tell her stories or talk about your day.”

There was a short snort from the other end of the couch.  “You don’t actually think she can hear me through all of that?” he asked, nodded at my stomach.

My lips thinned as I just looked at him.  “Thanks, sweetie.  You know how to make a girl feel great about herself.”

He groaned, rubbing at his eyes.  “You know what I mean, pet.  She’s inside of you, she can’t hear much of anything even if her ears are working.”

“You do remember I have a degree in child development psychology, right?” I questioned and he grunted; his typical response this pregnancy when I reminded him I had become familiar with this process and how children developed from conception a long time before we even considered having a child.  “I promise you, she can hear us talking right now.  If not exactly at this moment, she will very, very soon.”

“Yeah, and how did you know that?”

“There have been studies done that show that babies can not only hear what is going on outside the womb, even if it is muted, but they also recognize the voices of the people they hear the most often,” I explained patiently.

Niall had just grunted and gone back to his TV show and that was the end of that until a few days later while we were making dinner.  Out of nowhere, he turned to me and asked, “These studies… How do they know the baby can hear ya?”

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BTS Reaction To Their Sister Getting Dumped From Her Cheating Boyfriend

Request: Hello can I request the BTS members having a younger sister and she comes to the dorm in tears one night, because she found out that her boyfriend of 9 months has been cheating on her/ been in a 4-year relationship and lied about it. He also lied to the sister saying that she meant more to him than just sex, and he took her virginity too… this happened to me a few days ago, so that’s fun. @panda-bitch-aru

 A/n: I thought it would be easier to make this into a reaction rather an imagine, so enjoy! (Also I’m sorry you had to go through that.)


Originally posted by bwiseoks

I think Jin would be a very caring brother and would do anything in his power to keep you happy.


Originally posted by haninnoona

Yoongi would probs kill the guy, or do serious damage to him for hurting you.


Originally posted by chimneytaels

Hoseok would be that brother that would do anything to keep you happy, and stayed by your side the whole time.


Originally posted by itsrapmonster

Namjoon always had a bad feeling about your ex and now that he broke up with you, he felt the need to do an I told you so dance but realized you were in a lot of heartbreak to do anything so he just gave you a lecture about how your ex shouldn’t matter to you.


Originally posted by park-jimizzle

I think it would be very awkward since you had a fight with Jimin not too long ago about how he was just using you and you refused to listen to him. 


Originally posted by taehyungifs

He would probably do everything to comfort you.


Originally posted by sugutie

Jungkook would probs beat him up.

For those rejected applicants...

If you don’t get into veterinary school during your first (or second or third) application cycle, it’s ok.  Maybe it was not meant to be just yet.  I did not get in my first go around, and I would have graduated a few days ago had I been accepted.  However, it was ultimately for the best.  In that extra year, I completed a minor and second major, got out of a relationship that just wasn’t meant to be, found someone amazing, was accepted into two out of my three vet school top choices, and got the most amazing offer that I wouldn’t have received had I started vet school a year prior.  Rejection from that application cycle was probably one of the best things that ever happened to me!

If that still doesn’t convince you, I know someone who applied to vet school 8 times before they were accepted, and now they’ve just walked across that graduation stage to become a DVM!  Never give up on your dreams.  You will get there one day.

Outsiders S2E6

On the Mountain

Things on Shay mountain escalated quickly this episode… and I’m glad. I thought the Farrell hostage situation would be drawn out for a few episodes, but Kinnah weren’t messing around. They killed that poor guy and that was all G’Win needed to consent (and good). I agreed with half the crap Moregon said to G’Win… it was the truth. As soon as she found out the Kinnah were no good, she ran her ass straight to Big Foster. She got a big side eye from me on that because just a couple of days ago she got on Hasil for coming to her with his problems and now look at her. Granted, her problem was a huge deal for the whole clan, but it’s interesting that the first thing the leader did during a major crisis was turn to someone else (I might have been cool with it if she hadn’t said what she said to Hasil… because that IS what family is for). I was also mad at whoever made the preview for this episode. Had us all looking forward to G’Win getting shot when it was really just Shurn making assumptions. 😒 When Moregon started going on about how the strongest had to die, I was thinking she better be careful because she seemed to be the strongest around at that point. I didn’t think for a second G’Win would kill Big Foster, but I was actually surprised when G’Win turned the knife on herself… and that teamwork move to kill/severely injure Moregon was nice.

 Lil Foster

My heart breaks for this man more and more each week. While I don’t give a shit that that racist ass man is dead, I feel really bad for Lil Foster. He’s not a killer, but that guy pushed him and pushed him and pushed him. Previews for next week have me hopeful that our mountain teddy bear will be home soon.

Wade and Ledda

I feel the need to congratulate Wade again for not turning back to his pills. This man has so much on his plate right now and it seems like everyone around him insists on acting crazy, jackass-like, or stupid. Ledda sees her days as numbered and is really showing out, which is fine, honestly. She should spend her final days living her life the way she wants, but I wish she’d do it in a way that doesn’t bring weird strangers into her house or get her cat murdered or get burning things thrown through her windows… she does have a family after all.


My loves. In their first scene together this week, we see Sally Ann laying everything out for Hasil.

She’s getting her shit together. She’s thinking, planning, and making lists. I was proud of her, but not surprised. She was the one bringing in the money when she lived with James, so she knows how to run a home. As frustrated as she and Hasil both were (“I know you know what toilet paper is.” “How much air cost down here?”), I’m glad she took the time to break everything down. And when her frustration reached its peak, Hasil quickly reassured her that he was going to do his part. I love that he asked her to trust him and she said, “okay,” and that was the end of the conversation. Hasil proved she was right to trust when he brought home money, as promised, and even more significantly… when Sally Ann asked him how he got his black eye, he told the truth. He didn’t even hesitate. I really expected him to lie y’all. I expected it because it seemed like the sort of things the writers would have him do just to up the drama, as if they didn’t already have enough. It’s not just that though. I thought he would lie because I thought Sally Ann would not be okay with him making money that way. And you know, I don’t think she’s okay with it all, but they really are in between a rock and a hard place. The best she could do is ask him to be safe, and he said he would, and our boy has proven himself to be a man of his word.

 He better keep safe, because Sally Ann, me, and the rest of the Sasil crew will hurt him if he goes off and gets himself hurt… and whoever hurts him will share the fate of ol’ nazi ass dude in the prison yard. If Hasil keeps up like he did his first night fighting (and so long as no one cheats), then we have nothing to worry about. He’s even built up some fans! Check out those 3 finger cheers in the background!

 I was, and am, very excited that Hasil and Sally Ann have their own place, but I quickly realized that I fairytaled the whole thing up in my head (I blame that kissing up against the wall scene we’ve been sneak peeking for months). Hasil’s reaction to the new place sort of broke my heart. Like I know he was glad they had a place to stay and he was so cute and playful, but you could see through it. He was trying to hide some very complex emotions with a smile ( @saturnineaqua describes this really well in her review).

 The last Sasil scene with Hasil out in the backyard really drove all this home. Hasil will do anything for Sally Ann and his baby, but he really misses the mountain and…

 I feel like I say this every week, but I wish they could have it all y’all. I need Hasil to win the Official Underground Fighting Ring National Championship and use those winnings to build him and his new family a happy little electricity and toilet paper having mountain cabin so they have the best of both worlds.

Oh and Hasil is going to be an awesome and fun daddy. That whole “It’s so big I lost ya,” scene…. Be still my heart at the thought of him playing like that with a mini Sally Ann or Hasil.

Oh and another thing! Don’t know how I could forget. I was dying at Hasil’s body language when Sally Ann pulled away from him to go talk about tables and chairs and shelves

No worries though. He brought up the placement of the bed to get things going the direction he (and we!) really wanted.

Seventeen Boyfriend Aesthetics // Biker! Seungcheol

  • You were getting tired of each passing day; this never ending, mundane existence: Home. School. Home. School.
  • Until one day, as you were walking home late at night, you suddenly stopped on the side walk when indistinct noises filled the air: shouting, rushed footsteps and the rumble of a motorcycle.
  • Just when you got back to your senses and found out that a motorcycle was just inches away from your body; you had fallen onto the floor.
  • “I’m so sorry, are you hurt?”
  • But before you could answer, Three men behind were shouting,We cannot let him get away!“  and based on what had happened a few seconds ago, you assumed that the guy who nearly hit you with a motorcycle was being chased.
  • "There’s no time and I can’t leave you on the floor like this. I’m so so sorry.” A pair of hands grabbed you from the floor and placed you on the back seat of the motorcycle. “I’ll explain everything to you later.”
  • Head lying on his shoulder, arms wrapped tightly around his back, his leather jacket felt chilly having contact with your cheek: it was the first time you ever rode a motorbike and you saw things that you’ve never dreamed of seeing before.
  • This city, was beautiful.
  • And perhaps, just perhaps, life wasn’t that bad after all.
  • The exhilarating sensation was one in a million: gazing at the artificial amber glow of the street lights as the world flashed before your eyes.
  • As days passed, you found out that Seungcheol was the only one who sustained you with real happiness; he was your escape, your little getaway.
  • Also because of this, you’ve started to skip a lot of school lately, and spent most of your days on the road with him.
  • “Just ride.”
  • As the motorcycle accelerated, you lifted your arms up, and that’s when you felt it, the first time in your life -freedom. It was freedom.
  • “Run away with me?”

so a few days ago i was going through my old art and found this character i had from like 2012?? and he looked/acted uh Suspiciously like mitch which is crazy to me because i barely remember him at all… i somehow created him twice. whats my subconscious trying to tell me here

but anyway. heres a redraw

SnB Omake

A few days ago i was talking with @maumauxmau about SnB and we were wondering … what kind of relationship did Judal had with Serendine? were the friends? or did they just work together to achieve something? , and today i found this omake in the manga one app!  yayy! :D i normally don’t pay so much attention to the omakes but since we were waiting interaction between these two we translated it! juseren is my new BROTP

Raws from the manga one app by me

translation by @maumauxmau and me

Revision and editing by @maumauxmau ( Thank you so much! i had so much fun talking about this! <3)

A word to cheer you up

We didn’t win this one, but I’m a good example of those new members that MONSTA X win over each day. I myself found out about MONSTA X just few months ago and now I’m already here streaming, buying their albums and overall sharing all the love that monbebes get from MONSTA X members.
Every day there will be new Monbebes joining the fandom and each new view and vote will eventually count. So let’s not slow down now but keep on sharing, viewing, cheering and overall doing anything that we can to show our support!

God Has Blessed Me

So a little about this man I have fallen in love with! We added each other on Facebook last September, that was 2 months after I was delivered from my addictions. I still was living in sin, I still had other addictions. (Yes crazy I know) He was saved in June. So when I was watching him post videos preaching the word of God. He was one who actually helped me grow closer to God, coming out of my flesh and we both didn’t even realize it until just short of a week ago. We talked here and there. Never anything serious. Until he messaged me just recently encouraging me in the Lord and we just kept talking and talking and talking. I found out he was in the army and he was stationed where my brother was. Same unit around the same time too and they actually have mutual friends. Pretty cool right?

Then a few days later I actually had a dream about him. I couldn’t get to a sound sleep and then I see him and I see either 1 Timothy or 2 Timothy being circled in the Bible. I woke up and was very confused, until I told him about it. He said the book of Timothy was what brought him to knowing the Lord and being saved when he was in jail. I immediately just was so shocked. I have never had God talk to me through a dream before. Not like this.

Ever since I added him I always had an attraction to him. I just never said anything. I am more sure than I have ever been in my entire life. That this man is in my life for a purpose. This man shows his love for God and His people. He shows me and tells me how much my Heavenly Father loves me. I often cry over this because I never thought I would be able to love someone or feel again for a man. I never thought I would lose interest in every other guy and focus on one man. Sometimes my body shakes haha because my spirit is overwhelmed and I am in love.

This is not lust, this is a true God given and centered love. I want to go through the trials, tribulations, struggles, fights and mess ups with him. I want to work through distance. I want to serve God with him. I want to love him in God all the days of my life. I want the good, the bad and the ugly. I just want to show Gods image in this. Christ’s love for His church.

This is so absolutely crazy. We plan to meet in time, he will come here first and meet my family. Believe me this is not just a one sided obsessed naive girl thing. He truly feels the same way and says he has never felt this way before either. We both are continually praying for each other and this new chapter in our lives! Haha this is absolutely crazy Tumblr fam.

I encourage every single one of you to just seek the Lord, His word, pray and fast. I hope and pray that you do nothing else except seek Him and the depths of Him and His word. Reminds me of this verse! (“Delight thyself also in the Lord; and he shall give thee the desires of thine heart.” - Psalms‬ ‭37:4‬) ‬‬I actually wasn’t even praying for a man hardly or even remotely focused on finding a man. I was focused on God and me. I was focused on my relationship with my Saviour! When you focus on your relationship with God, everything else will fall into place. Trust in Him. He will provide. I am just praising God through all of this. He is an awesome God! God bless you everyone!

What the heck, America??

I have spent years hearing about Twizzlers and Red Vines. So a few months ago I found a packet of Twizzlers in a store here but the only option was to get a huge packet. Whatever, they’re so hyped up they must be amazing, right?

Originally posted by lesmemoiresdoutreagreg

They tasted like fake banana flavoured garbage. I was so upset. I couldn’t have any, my brothers finished them over a matter of like 2 weeks. But @imhereforbvcky insisted I needed Red Vines. So the other day I gave in and ordered a tray or Red Vines online which came in the mail today.

I took a bite

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

It tasted sweet at first but then boom. Perfume. Oh my god. My tongue is still tingling a little, I swear.

Do you guys not have strawberries?? I mean I’m assuming Red Vines are supposed to taste like strawberries, all the packaging says is “Red”. So maybe I’m just uncultured and it tastes just like Red and it isn’t supposed to taste like strawberries at all. In which case, my apologies. I’m just going to go drink some water so my tongue stops tingling.

I just found out that Carrie Fisher has died, and I am absolutely devastated.

I actually got to meet and work with Carrie (and Gary) a few years ago while volunteering at a comic con, and it’s a day I’ll hold on to for the rest of my life. Carrie was, really and truly, everything you think she’d be, and more. I helped with her photo-op, making sure the fans were respectful & orderly, and Carrie was just a riot. She was witty and sarcastic, telling jokes and laughing, greeting everyone with such kindness (especially us workers). She really didn’t have to; after all, it’d been almost a 10 hour day & she was a HUGE celebrity. But she took the time to greet every person, and acknowledge every worker, which not everyone does. I remember her patiently explaining to young children why they couldn’t pet Gary, and telling dirty jokes to a fan in a slave Leia costume; I remember that mischievous twinkle in her eye, and how much she adored Gary. Carrie even stayed after the venue hall closed FOR TWO HOURS to make sure that every single person in line got their photo/autograph. After a grueling day, she still wasn’t grumpy, all smiles and witty banter, because she didn’t want anyone to feel like she treated them badly. 

And of course, she was feisty; she did what she wanted, and definitely didn’t take any shit. She took a break right in the middle of the photo-ops b/c she wanted to, refused security on her smoke breaks, and kept trying to distract the camera man and workers by telling us jokes; and the only thing she would drink was Diet Coke out of a wineglass. (#iconic)

The picture of her I’ll always remember is her, walking from the photo-ops to the autograph table, holding a wineglass full of Diet Coke and Gary trotting along at her heels. She exuding such power, and grace, after such a long day, that I was blown away. It was such an iconic, incredible image; Carrie honestly looked like she ruled the universe.

So RIP to an extraordinary woman. The world gave her hell and she gave it hell right back. She was kind, funny, witty, mischievous, and utterly one-of-a-kind, and I loved her for it; she was living proof that things get better, and keep moving, even when you hit rock bottom. 

Goodbye, Carrie Fisher. 💔😢


A few days ago I was going through photos of Gus and noticed that his watch was upside down. At first I thought it was a fluke, until I realized I couldn’t find a photo of him with his watch not face-down. I did some digging and found a bunch of sources that said some pilots wore their watches on the inside of their wrists, so they could read them more easily when flying.

From photos of the Mercury Seven, it seems like Gus is the only one who did that (or always did it; maybe the others did but wore them regularly when on the ground). Anyways I thought that was a cute and very Gus-like thing to do :’)

anonymous asked:

Hey Jen, did you see that article from Playboy declaring Ed has a "case of toxic masculinity"? I was wondering what your thoughts are on it because I found it very frustrating as a long-time Ed Sheeran fan that some people have such a low opinion of such a genuine person.

Yeah, I did see that. I was actually hoping we could pretend that article didn’t exist because I’m getting so tired of talking about the internet slamming such a good guy. But someone messaged me privately about it a few days ago, so I’ll just copy/paste some of the things we said.

Her: Jen I’m so frustrated! and I want your take on this stupid Playboy article. I’m a raging feminist, for the record, but this is just so poorly researched and written, I’m debating sending the author a hand-written, strongly-worded letter arghhh.

Me: That was painful to read, thanks.

Me: Ed’s not perfect by any means, and his attitude toward women isn’t perfect either, but I agree that the article was poorly researched. Deeper research would show that Ed is so much more progressive and self-aware than the neanderthal-cum-“Nice-Guy” picture this author paints of him.

Me: He writes songs like Don’t and Love Yourself (and The Man) when he’s been freshly heartbroken and insulted. It’s a knee-jerk reaction, a brief loss of temper, the exact same emotional state everyone has when they’ve been dumped, not just men. The issue here is that by creating art of that moment, he essentially freezes it in time and it exists forever, even though for him it may only have lasted for the time it took to write the song, and then he’s over it. So I don’t think it’s fair to assess his true character simply by looking at the art he’s made during these brief angry moments.

Me: A clearer picture of who he is as a person would include an analysis of his other songs, some that were written after the fact about the same events, which show his more enduring attitude toward them. For instance, the song Happier is a much more mature look at the breakup that spawned the song The Man. If you really want to see the kind of person Ed is, it’s only fair to look at how he’s come to terms with that situation in the long run, not what his immediate reaction was.

Me: I also think it would be relevant to look at the types of things he’s said about his female friends, particularly someone like Taylor Swift, when she gets bashed in the media for dating lots of men. He’s always sticking up for her and pointing out that it’s perfectly okay for women to date as many people as men do, that there’s a double standard when it comes to judging the love lives of female vs. male celebrities.

Me: I think if the author of that article had been presented with a list of all the times Ed has made comments about the importance of gender equality, she may have been a little more forgiving of the glimpses of anger and hurt feelings he gives in his breakup songs. He’s not lashing out at all women, you know? He’s lashing out at one person, who happens to be a woman. If he’d been dating a man, he would say the exact same things to the man who hurt him.

Me: To me it sounds a lot like this author was personally offended by Don’t and has been looking for reasons since then to dislike Ed and take the first chance she could to vent about him. A little astounded by the poor research though, not gonna lie. She thinks this is his first US headlining tour? Whose tour did I go to in 2012? Why is she attributing Taylor’s quote to Ed? Did you see the note at the bottom? They had to correct her because she got the title of Thinking Out Loud wrong. Thinking Out Loud! How on earth?

Her: YES to all. Ok. I thought I was possibly just being overly sensitive because I’m a fan hahahaha. I mean, the author says she wanted to publish this three years ago and her editor told her no. If that’s not grounds for a grudge, I’m not sure what is.

Her: I’m just concerned because I see this tide turning in the media of people evaluating Ed based solely on songs like Don’t or even Shape of You, which of course don’t give a full sense of his thoughts and opinions, and then write these think pieces calling Ed the latest example of systemic sexism (which 1000000% is a thing!!! But is Ed Sheeran where we should be directing our ire?? Imma say no.)

Her: I mean, you’re a writer..I’ve written stuff in the past. Can you imagine if  someone took the most rashly emotional thing you’ve ever written and was like “This clearly gives a full picture of who this person is” ?? Good lord.

So these are our thoughts on the subject, and for the record I totally agree with the things she said too. Ed is not a rational target for the types of accusations lobbed at him by Playboy (of all places). He’s just a guy, a normal human being who has feelings which can occasionally be negative when he’s been hurt but who is actually a pretty damn good person who was raised right by a good family and who believes in gender equality and is respectful of women and minorities and is definitely not an accurate representation of “toxic masculinity.” I mean good grief, if you want to attack a celebrity for toxic masculinity, you should probably aim for one who hasn’t gone on record that he wants to be a stay-at-home dad. 

I am also starting to become concerned about the media focusing on songs like Don’t when they write about Ed, though. Gosh I remember hoping so hard that song wasn’t going to make it onto the album. This is what entertainment media like to do, latch onto the most controversial thing they can think of about a person and then exploit that thing. It’s frustrating and unfair, and the sensationalized image they create is what people begin to associate with that person as if they know the full story when they clearly don’t. And it definitely makes it more difficult to encourage other people to listen to Ed’s music when what they know about him is that he writes songs about hating women and one time he sharted on stage. -.- 

But this is always how it’s going to be, people spewing uninformed opinions on the internet. I guess that’s why communities like ours exist – so we can remind ourselves of how things really are. 


So this guy messaged me and I recognized him from my first blog and OKC. His picture made me cringe so I know the exchange was a bad one, but because that blog is long gone, and with it all the old posts I had nothing to go by. We both acknowledged that we have spoken before (he is using the same picture and that was years ago). It was a lot of bland conversation and I found a FB page for him, but it was so very new. Over the few days of sort of talking to him he started adding weirder and weirder pictures to his profile. The ass on the beach one was added just a couple of days ago. The one he sent me was a weird shirtless one standing outside of a car. 

Then when I did not answer his lunch question on meetme fucker found me on POF!? He has now blocked me on both apps. 

Sunny Days-chapter 1

Sunny Days Masterlist

Summary: There’s nothing left in this world that isn’t hidden and Negan just found some gems.  

Word Count: 2,802 words

Warnings: Language..no surprise there. Not much for this chapter. Some hints at daddy kink. Let me know if I need to add any. Will get explicit in the future. This will be slow burnish.

Author’s Note: First foray into fan fiction. Not sure what I am doing, but this won’t leave my brain alone. I got this idea when I started thinking about how I would like to spend my days post zombie apocalypse and the movie Blast from the Past kinda popped up in mind. I’m not meant for roughing it. It’s been 12 years since I have written anything. @negans-network thanks for the encouragement. Here’s goes nothing.

His scouts had found the seemingly abandoned house in the middle of nowhere a few days ago and swore up and down that they had seen a girl going in through an upstairs window. When they tried to climb the fence surrounding the property, they were shocked, literally, that the electricity still flowed through it. The short wall of burned walkers around the perimeter made a lot more sense though.  

How the fuck was that fence still electrified?

Negan could see the house boarded up, a flat roofed car port, and a large dilapidated barn but nothing to suggest any kind of inhabitants or fucking technology. This place looked like it had been abandoned long before the world turned to shit.

He had been hiding in the trees beyond the fenced in yard. He hadn’t seen any sign of life all day. Every now and then a walker would meander through. Lucille took care of them easily. He was about to give up for the day. He didn’t want to be out at night especially when he could be balls deep in one of his wives and then tucked into his comfortable bed.  

Well hot diggity dog. Those fucking morons were actually right.

He saw her. She climbed out the second story window, lowering a basket on a pulley attached to the roof. The pale skin of her arms and face practically reflected the sunlight. Her long dark hair was in a ponytail. She scaled the lattice on the wall until she could easily jump to the ground. She grabbed the basket and seemingly without a care in the world walked to a cluster of trees. She scoured the ground and every now and then picked up something up and dropped in her basket.

When she was done scavenging in the dirt, he watched her climb back up, pull the now full basket up and go back inside. He walked the perimeter of the fence and found what he was looking for. One tall tree with a branch over hanging the fence.

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The universe decided to reward me greatly this week.

After losing all the babies from my first round with my Chinese Fire Belly Newts I discovered another one f my males was in breeding mood and then just a few days ago found signs of new eggs that basically has giving me a new chance at rearing them once more!

I also finally can reveal the new additions which are 4 Blue Tailed Fire Belly Newts. I know I have 1 male and 3 females but was honestly stunned when they also began to lay eggs in their tank. I thought being stressed would have stopped that but apparently not.

Their tank is nearly set up, I waiting on a new filter, decorations and a turtle dock to come in for them before they are hooked up.

Really just excited to have eggs again and especially from two different species. Will keep updates again on these guys, just really amazing really.

You’ve reached the end of the line

This post signals the end of my queue, and the start of this blog’s silence. I made a post a few days ago giving a quick heads up about it, but this is my official this is it post. It was good while it lasted, but the drama and fandumb is just too much for me to deal with anymore. I might come back into the fandom in the future (depending on the show’s future), but at this point I’m going to be mostly hanging around the edge from now on.

If you want to keep in touch with me, or just continue to follow me, I can be found on one of my three RP blogs @captainofthejewel (my main one), @nautilusfirstmate (sideblog to main) and @ticktock-killthecroc interactions on any of those blogs are always welcomed and highly encouraged