i found out his name is adam

the life and times of ryan ross pt 8

.2015/2016

welcome all! make sure to thank @jen–ne–sais–quoi for the existence of these posts because the poor thing asked to know about ryan and now she probably knows more than she ever wanted to!

here in our final chapter, we shall see what ryan has been up to from where we left off in 2015 to as current as we can be as of today (feb 26, 2017) this is mostly links and pictures because he didn’t actually do a whole lot

alright, early 2015. pretty much all ryan ross does is spend time with friends, mostly dan keyes and ryland blackinton. he goes to coachella and looks lovely in his hawaiian shirt. 

he also posted some teasers about making music on instagram, but we saw no new music. 

the most important thing about 2015 is ryan’s beard. 

look at it. it’s glorious. 

in february/march of 2015 zayn has left one direction (this is a ryan ross post, why is she talking about one direction??? it’s relevant, i promise.) someone thought it would be funny to edit the 1d wikipedia page to day that ryan ross had joined the band. 1d fangirls lost their minds. ryan tweeted “ You guys got it all wrong, the four remaining members of One Direction are joining MY band” 

if you look at his twitter throughout 2015, some of the tweets are vastly different than others. it could’ve been him on drugs, it could’ve been shane morris. personally, i think it was more shane, but the other is a possibility. also in june 2015, he got super fucked up and crashed a PHASES show. there are pictures of it out there, but i don’t think it’s really appropriate to share them. i also vaguely remember someone (z maybe?) asking for them to not be shared because ryan was really embarrassed and upset about it. about the incident he said “Def was having too much fun at the Phases show tonight, I promise I’ll never do it again  again” so there’s that.

then in july ryro got a girlfriend! he began dating model helena vestergaard and it seemed really good for him. it was certainly good for all of us fans because he posted so much while they were together. she also posted a lot about him. there were so many ryan pictures. it was glorious. here are some pics

then the next most important thing of 2015 happened. 

dorothy ross. 

ryan and helena got the cutest puppy in the world

from then on his instagram is pretty much dottie, but none of us mind because she’s precious. 

we also got this monstrosity

that’s all i’m gonna say about that. more helena and dottie pictures. then we get a picture where ryan tells us he’s taking vocal lessons!! and then he posted a teeny clip of a new song!!! more dottie & helena. a video of him learning to box?

don’t forget that this era of ryan likes hockey and baseball. he watches both and plays hockey too. 

halloween 2015. the fucking party. so. you thought we were done talking about brendon urie. we’re not. by 2015, he and ryan are not talking, at all. brendon usually avoids talking about ryan at all. then adam levine (yes, that one) has a halloween party. ryan’s invited because he’s best friends with mickey madden. he goes as a gremlin. well, a mogwai because he’s fuzzy and not scaly, but yeah. 

brendon, dressed as a skeleton and with sarah, was also there. as far as i’m aware, they basically didn’t even talk. brendon goes on to mention it a million times.

btw, by this point ryan doesn’t use his twitter anymore, it’s all just instagram links. there were some tweets earlier in the year that i’ll be talking about in my shane morris companion piece, but basically, shane likes to troll ryan’s fans by tweeting things or posting things on facebook then quickly deleting them.

also in 2015, ryan posts a picture of what seem to be song titles along with promises for making new music (the “shut the fuck up” was in response to someone telling him to go to bed btw) 

we’re now at the end of 2015. it seems like this is when ryan finally disconnects his twitter from his instagram because (except for one) his tweets stop and his instagram continues. he has also dropped shane morris as his manager (thank god)

near the beginning of 2016, ryan tells us that he has written a song for a band called agelast (sadly, that is pronounced ah-gel-ist, not age-last) he posted on both twitter and facebook about this. i’m inclined to believe both posts were actually him, not shane, but who knows. there was this comment on the facebook page that would be nice if it was from him. 

then, also early 2016, he and helena broke up. he was all set to fly to visit her in australia on a long term modeling job, and maybe he did, but that was that on helena vestergaard. she deleted all traces of him from her social media. he continued to play hockey and post pictures of dottie. 

he also bought 5 pounds of sour patch kids, causing all of us to fear for his health. then he starts to become a bit of a recluse. he posts a lot less frequently and it’s usually dottie pictures. 

then he goes to a renaissance fair and saves lives with his look 

easily the most important part of 2016 was when ryan did a surprise performance with dan keyes’ band cologne at emo nite la. it’s everything. EVERYTHING. watch it now. it felt like a nice comeback and he looked GOOD

we also got another tiny song clip. more pictures and videos of dottie. he also modeled some new PHASES merch with Z and Langley 

he went to the beach and we were blessed with this glorious image 

then he turned 30! and jeremy burke & alison harvard threw him a mini party at midnight with pizza! 

also sometime in august, his demo ep was deleted from soundcloud (his whole soundcloud was deleted) along with his site going down and his facebook page being deleted. the only thing we know is actually ryan is his instagram. 

then came halloween. with costumes in the past like et, a sloth, and a gremlin, we knew he would not disappoint. he was link from legend of zelda and he spent a good amount of the party (adam levine’s again, bden was not there) with victoria asher and gabe saporta from cobra starship. have some pics. 

(that’s gabe beside him)

then he “drank some blood” in this adorable video with his vocal coach

throughout 2016, a director named dan adams (glitterworldinc on insta) had been tagging ryan in a lot of pictures. i’m going to make a companion piece for him as well, but i’ll mention him here. he posts pictures of ryan, sometimes with strange captions, sometimes with rude captions. many pictures didn’t have ryan in them, but he was tagged. some pictures were of ryan’s house or around echo park. see more about that in the companion piece. lots of speculation went on about what he was doing with ryan. we’ll get to that in a minute. something more exciting now. the longest clip of new music that makes me cry every single time i listen to it, that callback line. (fun fact, z commented on it and called him space boi which is where i get one of my tags for him)

he looked beautifully goth for new years 

now we’re in 2017!

we found out this year that all the things glitterworldinc had been posting are because ryan’s going to be in his new movie!! he’s playing a character named Dewey Parsons in daniel adams’ new movie starmaker

the newest picture we have from ryan himself is this

and dan adams (glitterworldinc) has recently posted two! one was posted today! 

and that is basically everything i know about ryan ross’ life from the earliest facts i know to today! thank you for coming along on this crazy long ride with me and reading this giant mess. i’ll make those companion pieces here soon, so look out for those!

EDIT: Update!!!!! ryan posted this mere hours after i finished this because he likes to make my life harder (i’m mostly kidding, i love him so much)

his caption: “On all twos Makin tunes on toons”

EDIT NUMBER 2: i should have made an outline for these posts, jesus christ. i told you all in another post that the guitar ryan burned alive would be important later and then i never told you why. the why is because brendon still has it. yep, he has the guitar that ryan burned all the way back in the cabin/pretty. odd. era. how do we know this? oh, just because brendon put it in his literal house of memories. it’s fine, i’m not crying. (it’s not fine, i am crying) the house of memories is a vip thing for this tour where fans can go in and take pictures with a bunch of old panic! things, from the masks from fever era to stuff from the victorious video. i would kill to go. 

Jealous Jaybird

Request: Hey Nat!! How about a Jaybird x Reader where the reader gets discovered as a singer and starts to have some famous friends and Jason gets jealous of the amount of time she spends with them (especially the guys like maybe Adam Levine or some other sexy beast lol)? Please? This would make me really happy 😘 By @avengerdragoness

Pairing: Jason Todd X Reader

Word Count: 727

Tags: @rebecca-x4 , @solis200213 , @ti0261 , @colormemeow , @overunderjustwhelmed , @epickimmie , @gokusanfan , @yj-tt-batfam-forlife , @gracesnowstorm , @blxkestnight , @batarangtotheheart , @angstytodd , @abiitheawkward , @batfamily-imagines , @dc-imagine-central , @pinkwitch21, @mintymacaronrain , @starshipofgotham , @tim-help , @avengerdragoness, @senpai-gabby , @just-a-girl-maybe , @schninner-writes-some-stuff , @books-netflix-and-pizza , @memento-scribet , @speedypan 

A/N: I love the plot and I will have a real artist mentioned in this!! His name is Adam Lambert and I love him so much and you guys seriously need to listen to him, he has talent!!!   [Y/A/N]= Your Albums Name


“Hey babe what’s this?” Jason asks taking out an album disc. But that album disc had you on the cover with your name on it. You never told Jason about your singing career and now he found out. Great,

“Umm, it’s nothing.” You reply snatching it from his hand. 

“Nothing? You’re lying [F/N]. Spill.” He demands as you pretty much stutter. What should I tell him? I guess I should tell him the truth.

“Well, Jay the truth is I am an artist and that's my album [Y/A/N]. I never told anyone because I was nervous about their opinions and to use me just because of my fame.” You confess as he nods his head. 

“I understand but babe I would never do that.” He says grabbing your hand and circling his thumb on your palm. 

“I know I just..” You trail off as he looks at you in the eyes showing care and that he understood.

“It’s fine, but that explains why most of the time you are not here.” He says smirking as he pulled you closer. You let out a little laugh as he kissed you on the forehead. 

“Why else would I be away from you?”


You left your apartment to go to the music studio to make new songs and albums. Jason was very understanding and kind about it and you were so thankful for it. As you entered the studio you met with one of the artists you were going to collab with, the one and only Adam Lambert. He was super hot with his black hair nicely done, muscular arms, blue sparkling eyes, and awesome tattoos covering one of his arms. He indeed was totally hot but you already found someone hotter, Jason. The outfit he was wearing today were black leather pants, a black tank top, and a denim vest that was torn where the arms were.

“Hey what’s up, [F/N]? Ready for our duet?” He asks smiling.

“It’s such a pleasure to be meeting you and doing a duet with you, so yeah totally ready for it! I am doing fine Adam how about you?” You reply as you shake his hand. It was a pleasure to meet him he had extraordinary vocal notes. He was your inspiration and role model.

“I am doing fine and a pleasure to meet you also.” He replies as you both get inside the soundproof room to vocalize. You were the first to start with your sweet and low voice, Adam joins in also with a sweet voice. Then the music begins to go faster as you both begin to sing louder and with a strong voice. That's when Adam does his own part alone and wow…..It was amazing. He started with beautiful hums that had an amazing melody and then with a high vocal note that was so high yet so beautiful. You were amazed as he continued to go higher and higher and it didn’t even sound like screams at all. When he had finished he saw you looking at him in awe.

“[F/N] are you alright?” He asks waving his hand in front of your face.

“Oh yeah, it’s just wow that was amazing Adam! Can you teach me?” You ask.

“Well…I don’t know if I know how to teach but I’ll try my best.” He replies as he started to teach you.


“That was fun Adam can’t wait to see you tomorrow!” You say waving as you left the studio to find Jason in front of you.

“Jason, did you sneak up on me?” You ask.

“Yeah, I did. Are you cheating on me? Who is he?” He asks with jealousy

“What, with him?” You ask pointing behind yourself at the door you just exited from. It was glass, so he saw you talking to Adam.

“Yeah, are you?” 

“Babe, that’s Adam Lambert we are talking about here.”

“I need an answer.” 

“Jay, he is gay.” You tell him as he began to blush. “And besides do you think I will ever cheat on you? Sure, he may be hot, talented, strong, and awesome…. But what we have is way more than anything.” You say placing your hand on his cheek, his face got redder as he dug his head on your shoulder embarrassed. 

“……….”

“Jay you get jealous way too quickly.” 

anonymous asked:

HEy so sorry but i can't find a fix that was dan that lived in London and then him and Phil are dance partners and they go to Vienna and they gen it turns out dan is moving and his brothers name is Adam but I can't remember the name please help me ?! thank you you guys do wonders.

Better With You By My Side - Dan and Phil are both sons of rich families and are sent to ballroom dancing lessons. Because there is a shortage of girls, Dan and Phil end up as partners. Phil really doesn’t want to be there and Dan doesn’t either, but is so frustrated by the fact Phil doesn’t want to dance with him he is determined to get him to.

-Rachel

prompt: “our grandfathers were mortal enemies during high school and they found out we go to the same school and keep trying to get us to sabotage each other and you’re super into it but like…i kind of have a huge crush on you so i’m having a hard time??” au


Adam Parrish would never forget when his grandfather told him the name of his arch-nemesis. These were his exact words:

“Ronan Lynch is descended from the devil himself. He will catch wind of you, mark my words, and he will be ready. That is why you must strike first, Adam.”

Adam did not think his grandfather knew how strict the world of private high school was these days. Order was order. Rules were rules. One did not simply “strike first.”

But Ronan Lynch, descendant of the devil himself, did not believe in order, and he most certainly did not believe in rules.

Bad Time?

[Pairing; Kenny Omega X Reader]

Originally posted by kinshasa-chaos


[Notes; A lovely little anon requested this dime from me, a while back. Any feedback would be much appreciated!]


     “Tama, stop!” Echoed through backstage as the 6'0" golden islander lifted me above his head as if I were nearly a wooden plank. I wasn’t afraid of heights, I just didn’t like six-foot. I wobbled, trying to balance myself as he set me on his right shoulder. I sat like a child on a high tree branch, supporting myself. “You’re a champion! You deserve to sit so high up! You’re a queen now, (Y/N)! Queen of the Bullet Club!” 

     “Queen of the Bullet Club!” Fale, Cole, and both Jackson’s repeated- fists high in the air. “Tonga, let her down.” Omega forfeited. “What, are you jealous.. (Y/N)’s legs on my shoulder’s, and not yours?” Tama replied, spinning us both around- sticking his tongue out. My jaw dropped as I looked down onto his face. Did he just say that? I couldn’t help but smile. Tama’s sense of humor was one of the best. “Put. Me. Down.” I almost only mouthed, being so quiet. 

      Tama scooped me up, somehow in bridal-style, and set me to my feet- slapping my ass on the way down. “Tonga!” “Okay, okay. Sorry.” A smile crept over his face. Sorry, my ass. “(Y/N)! Let me grab you a drink tonight, to celebrate, your highness.” Adam curtsied, as you would a higher-up. “Enough with that,” I chuckled. “Bucks? Wanna come?” 

      “Drinks on Adam? Hell yeah we wanna come.” Nick threw out. “No, I didn’t offer..” Adam tried before Matt “Drinks on Adam, everybody!”. Our crew cheered through the hallway, rowdy as always,  leaving me behind. Me, and Kenny. 

     “You coming?” I asked as the boys left, Kenny obviously not following. He didn’t say anything, he just smiled behind his shades. He still had his leather jacket and glasses on from his promo. “They love you.” Kenny finally spoke, as he stride next to me. “And you don’t?” I bounced, side-eyeing and sarcastically. He scoffed. Good, he caught that. “Of course, I do.” Kenny finished, throwing his arm over my shoulder as we walked.

      Our booth was tight. Tight and tiny. Sat Matt, Nick, Tama, Kenny, Cole, and I. Six people. Five being giant, muscled men. I had never seen so much testosterone so close together before. “A booth, Nick? A booth?” I had to yell, over the blaring music. Nick managed to get his shoulders up to shrug, almost taking out his brother and Tama. Adam leaned into my ear, sliding his hand over my thigh. “It is a little cramped in here. You wanna go dance?” Cole sang directly into my eardrum, if we were any closer someone would tell us to get a room.  

     Music blasted through the bar and Adam took full advantage. I will admit he was smooth about it. Hands fell to my hips, and he pulled me into his chest. He spoke into my ear. I almost couldn’t tell if he were making a move, or seriously just trying to speak over the music. “I’m proud of you, you know?” Removing himself from my neck- almost, he looked into my eyes with his. God, those blue eyes. It was my favorite feature of my friend. “Thank you.” I blushed. 

      My eyes shot back to the table. Nick and Matt were playing a game of five-finger fillet with a butter knife. Children. Tama was finishing his bottle and Kenny.. Kenny was scowling. At me. At me? At us? At me. I felt my eyebrows scrunch, sending him a wordless message. Kenny’s eyebrows shot upward, as if he were offended. He scoffed and grabbed his bottle. “What’s his deal?” I snaked into Adam’s ear, never taking my eyes off of Kenny. “I don’t know, (Y/N). He’s had something up his ass the past couple of days.” He didn’t even look. I jolted my view back to the blues. “How’d you know I meant Kenny?” Adam could only return a knowing look. 

     Kenny grabbed the butter knife from Matt’s hand as he stood, pulling his hoodie from the stack of jackets in the seat. “Hey!” Matt yelled, instinctively. “You need those to wrestle.” Kenny pointing the utensil to Nick before chucking it onto the table top. “I’m taking a leak, and I’m leaving.” He pulled his wallet, throwing a bill or two where the knife laid. “We just got here.” Tama chimed. “Don’t care.” 

     Adam and I watched on but couldn’t define what was said, only the mood. Kenny took a few steps and I patted Adam’s chest. “Give me a minute.” Adam retracted his hands from my hips, letting me go. I excused my way through the crowd of people dancing. “Omega!” I called out, to be responded with a “Leave me alone.” He pushed the men’s restroom door open with his palm.


     “(Y/N), this is a men’s restroom. Get out.” Calm and collected, as always. “Not until you tell me what’s wrong with you.” I checked each stall to make sure no one was accompanying us before throwing the safety latch on the bathroom door. “Nothing’s wrong. I just have to piss.” God, he was so bad at lying to me. “Bullshit.” “I don’t have to piss?” He questioned, turning his back to face the urinal, unzipping his pants. “Tell me what’s wrong.” He exhaled deeply as a steady stream hit the porcelain. “Ken..” “Ahhhh. Can’t hear you, (Y/N).” 

     “Damn, I thought the Bucks were childish.” His head snapped in my direction. “Take. That back.” My eyes rolled. I unlatched the lock, leaving him behind. 

     “Everything okay?” Adam asked, a few paces from the door. “Wait, did you just come from the bathroom?” His thumb faced the door. “He doesn’t want to talk to me.” “Come with me.” Adam grabbed my hand, pulling me back to the floor. Naturally, his hands found themselves back to where they were a few minutes before- and his mouth. “What do you say we get out of here? I’ll take your mind off Omega.” Instantly, I cried an “Adam!”

     “Whaat!? Come on.. It wouldn’t be the first time.” he pulled back, smiling. “Something’s wrong with your best friend.. and you’re thinking about that?” His head rolled. “I can’t believe you right now. See the guys get home, safely.”  

      Nothing felt better than opening my own front door after tonight.. Just to have that mood ruined by tripping over Matt’s jacket in the foyer. “Matt!” I found myself cursing his name. God, it’s time for bed. A bottle of water was calling my name- first, right into the kitchen. Cracking open the seal, I heard three thuds against my door. Adam, I swear to fucking God if that’s you. Fired and ready to fight, I stomped to the front door- slinging it open. “Let it go, Adam. It doesn’t mean anything!” I screamed, with closed eyes. 

     “..Bad time?” 

     My eyes pried open, trying to recollect the words spilling from my mouth. “Ken. What’re you doing here?” And.. just like before, in the hall, he didn’t say anything- he only smiled. There weren’t any glasses, nor the signature leather. He wore the hoodie from an hour or so ago, hood up this time. It was lightly beading raindrops. His two-toned curls sprung from the material, almost into his eyes. 

     Slightly damp fingers found themselves caressing my jawline, sliding along until they found they’re way to the back of my head. Kenny leaned forward in the slowest way possible, almost asking for permission. If you want this to stop, now’s your chance. His lips skimmed mine, still waiting for an answer. It wasn’t until I pushed forward did he know it was okay. He pulled away, licking his lips.

     “I love you, (Y/N).”

The Winchester Temper

Originally posted by footlestroodle

Paring: Past JessxSam, SamxReader, Liam (OC), Ava (OC), JohnxMary, Adam Milligan
Word count: 2,882
Warnings: Swearing

Part 12 of Chocolate Cupcakes


After the first night that you stayed there, Sam surprised you the following weekend. He’d bought you your own toothbrush, gave you your own little drawer (still telling you no pajamas, which made you chuckle), and kept some of your favorite foods in the fridge.

Now that you were getting a little more serious, Mary invited you over for Sunday dinner. It had been almost a month since you’d first told each other that you loved the other, and neither of you regretted it.

Adam was finally going to see his father, and you hugged him tight. You wanted nothing but the best for him and told him that if his father was a dick, to let you know. He was your close friend, and refused to let anyone hurt him. After kissing his cheek, and wishing him good luck, you made your way out the door where Sam had just pulled up.

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anonymous asked:

I wanna know the name of the song playing in the make up scene soo bad!! Also I adore KJ but it doesn't make sense anybody wanting anybody in this world that is not Cole Sprouse! His hands his hair his Adam's apple - I didn't know I loved Adam's apple till now

The song is so amazing, right!? I’ve just found out the name of it! It’s Pray for Lil (believe it or not XD)

And I couldn’t agree more! With Cole there, it’s totally unfair with all the others. His hands holding hers were just too much for me! Ahh! I’m in love with the scene!

Terrible Things Part 4

Imagine Dean taking you out on a date.

Author: hogwartsismyhometoo

Word Count: 3,538

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Dean

“Do not leave this motel room, you hear me?” Dean shook his finger vigorously at his younger brother, shooting him a look stern enough to make anyone else freeze in their tracks. Sam just laughed.

“Don’t worry, Dean. I’m not gonna go looking for trouble, all right? You just enjoy your date.”

When Sam smiled a little too widely, Dean crossed his arms over his chest and scowled. “Stop it.”

Sam pressed his lips together to stop from grinning and blinked up at him with huge, puppy-dog eyes. “Stop what?”

“That. That—look. You’ve got that ‘isn’t-Dean-adorable-and-so-easy-to-tease’ look.”

“Well. You are an easy target.”

Sam.”

“Okay, okay.” Sam held up his hands in surrender and busied himself with turning on his laptop. “I’ll shut up now. Have fun.”

But Dean wasn’t satisfied. Sam’s cheeks were still twitching with barely suppressed glee. Dean frowned at him from the doorway.

“I don’t have a crush on her,” he said defensively.

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Dreams & Jealousy

Adam had been living at the Barns for several weeks and he was finally starting to think of it as home, not just Ronan’s house. The transition had been awkward for him at first: trying to work out if he would be sharing Ronan’s bedroom or if he would be taking over another room in the house, struggling to get over his issues with independence and privacy. Ronan had been understanding in his blunt but sincere way. When Adam had dropped his few boxes of possessions on the floor of Ronan’s room, Ronan had flopped carelessly on the bed and said, simply, “This is your place, Adam.”

So Adam had taken to exploring while Ronan mucked about on the farm. The house was full of dream objects and everyday things that, simply because they belonged to the Lynch family, made them infinitely interesting. Adam spent hours curled up on the floor of Ronan’s parents’ closet, leafing through picture albums. He couldn’t get over the pictures of Ronan as a kid; it was heartbreaking to see his innocent, smiling face and know that within a few years Ronan would be an orphan.

One day, during his explorations, Adam found the Box. It was in the attic and Adam knew instantly that it had been placed there recently because it was the only object not covered in dust. It was just a cardboard box, a little beat up, and it had not been taped shut. The area around the box was marked with footprints in the dust and there was a cleared space, as if someone had sat there. Feeling more curious than ever Adam opened the box.

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Pynch fic rec list

I’ve read some lovely fic for this pairing, so decided to compile a list of some of my favourites. Recs, organised in order of longest to shortest, under the cut. I’ll be updating this post as time goes by. Fics marked with ** were my absolute favourites. Enjoy <3

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But do you know what really gets me about the shopping cart scene in BLLB? It’s the fact that it feels familiar, as if they’ve done it a 100 times.

Ronan pointed at the cart. “Get in there.” 
“what?”
He just continued pointing. 
Adam said, “Give me a break. This is a public parking lot.”
“Don’t make this ugly, Parrish.” 
As an old lady headed past them, Adam sighed and climbed into the basket of the shopping cart. He drew his knees up so that he would fit. He was full of the knowledge that this was probably going to end in scabs.

He didn’t even put up a fight really. he just sighed and got in. Like??? how many times had Ronan asked to do this???? do they have their own carts and Monmouth??? How many times did Ronan pick him up and shove him in a cart??? 

“What do you think the grade is on this parking lot?”
“C plus, maybe a B. Oh. I don’t know. Ten degrees?” 
Adam held the sides of the cart and then thought better of it. He held himself instead. 
With a savage smile, Ronan shoved the cart off the curb and belted toward the BMW. As they picked up speed, Ronan called out a joyful and awful swear and then jumped onto the back of the cart himself. As they hurtled toward the BMW, Adam realized that Ronan, as usual, had no intention of stopping before something bad happened. He cupped a hand over his nose as they glanced off the side of the BMW.

THEY HAVE A GRADING SYSTEM??? RONAN IS LIKE A LITTLE KID??? ADAM KNOWS HES GOING TO GET HURT BUT LIKE HE DOESN’T CARE??? ALL IN THE NAME OF FUN??? FOR RONAN?????

“Oh God,” Adam said, touching the road burn on his elbow. It wasn’t that bad, really. “God, God. I can feel my teeth.”
Ronan lay on his back a few feet away. A box of toothpaste rested on his chest and the cart keeled beside him. He looked profoundly happy.
“You should tell me what you’ve found out about Greenmantle,” Ronan said, “so that i can get started on my dreaming.”
Adam picked himself up before he got driven over. “When?”
Ronan grinned.

I MEAN WHAT EVEN IS THIS??? This is Adam’s POV. He went along with this ridiculous act that they’ve done who knows how many times, for Ronan. AND DO YOU KNOW THE WORST PART? THE WORST PART IS RONAN PROBABLY DID IT BECAUSE ADAM WAS STILL UPSET. SO HE TRIED TO TAKE HIS MIND OFF OF THINGS BY DOING SOMETHING YOUTHFUL AND DUMB AND RECKLESS. 

I actually can’t handle like??? stupid magic boys in love.

Douglas Adams' Footnote on Slartibartfast

Like my previous post about the whale, this footnote comes from the book which has the original HGTTG radio scripts.  I’ve not found any mention of the whale footnote out on the web.  This footnote is mentioned in Wikipedia but I thought many here in the Tumblrverse may not know this.

I thought that this character should be a dignified, elderly man, weighed down with the burden of a secret sorrow.  I wondered what this sorrow should be, and thought perhaps he might be sad about his name.  So I decided to give him a name that anybody would be sad to have.  I wanted it to sound as gross as it possibly could, while still being broadcastable.  So I started with something that was clearly completely unbroadcastable, which was PHARTIPHUKBORLZ, and simply played around with the syllables until I arrived at something which sounded that rude, but was almost, but not quite, entirely inoffensive.

I wonder which came first - his description of the Nutrimat delivering a drink that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea or this.

@burlybrute

“Gaston!” Freya called out in the palace as she made her way to the throne room,letter in hand. The letter was from a prince Adam. That prince was a thorn in her side simply because he and Belle had tried to kill the man she’d call her king. She had saved Gaston from his demise and the two of them found they were quite alike especially in manners of revenge. “Look who sent a letter. I think your revenge may come quicker than you hope.”

Full Confession:

When I buy used Harvest Moon games, it always makes me a little melancholic to find the previous owner’s file. Their farms, families, and stories all abandoned. I usually like to poke around and see what that person was up to. Even though I could use the save space, I never have the heart to erase their files. I like to go around and talk to the characters who were their friends and family, stepping into their shoes. I meet their animals and see what they were named. What their favorite items were and what’s stored in the cabinets and tool boxes. It’s truly one of my favorite things to discover, learning about a total stranger through their game and how they played it.

Most recently, I picked up Rune Factory 4 and found the previous owner had gotten pretty darn far. Just wanted to let you know, if you’re out there, that I have your game. Your name was Adam, you left off on Year 10 in Winter, and I’m taking good care of your husband Kiel for you. Hi!

Although the details or the eroding political relationship between Hamilton and Adams are fascinating, I wish to focus on the xenophobic ways in which Adams verbalized his displeasure for Hamilton. As his correspondence, diaries, and autobiography reveal, Adams found it difficult to contain himself at the mere mention of Hamilton’s name. In his writings, Adams does not identify Hamilton as a patriot or founding statesman but as a “bastard Creole” whose reputed genius for financial matters is fraudulent. According to Adams, Hamilton’s knowledge of both “coin and commerce was very superficial and imperfect”. Moreover, Adams believed Hamilton’s self-promoting nature, characterized by a “Creolian” impulse to “hammer out a guinea into an acre of gold”, had caused the public to disregard contributions by Washington’s other cabinet members - particularly his own - to the formation of the national government and character. He feared posterity’s judgment would be similarly derelict. Therefore Adams repeatedly employs stereotypical creole discourse in order to denigrate Hamilton’s political achievement, and specifically to suggest the need for his audience to reconsider their too generous estimation of his commercial abilities. In effect, Adams invokes Long’s classification of the West Indian as a “bad oeconomist” so as to negate Hamilton’s foremost talent.
—  Sean Goudie, Creole America: The West Indies and the Formation of Literature and Culture in the New Republic

anonymous asked:

OKAY get this ronan like really wants a kitten (don't fight me he wants a little kitten to cuddle) but Adam is allergies but he gets one any ways cause he can't help when he sees a little one all alone, so he's been hiding him from Adam and then Adam gets sick and Roman feels so bad and shows him the car and Adam wants to be mad but Ronan just loves it so much that he's willing to suffer to let him keep it

Are you THE DEVIL? I mean, ronan lynch and kittens… ARE YOU KITTEN ME RIGHT NOW???? This is too much.

  • I don’t make the rules so I should just tell you that it has been decided that the kitten is called pepper bc it’s a little black kitten and ronan thought it looked like the colour of coca cola but he didn’t wanna call it coke bc… well… and everyone knows pepsi is shite and the only place you should drink it is at kfc (when you got no other fucking choice) wait, where was I going with this? oh yeah! so he thought of dr pepper and… pepper was born 
  • now we need to address the elephant in the room first of all… CHAINSAW now tbh pepper just wants to play with her and be her friend but chainsaw wants to rip pepper up and use her fluff to make a nest :) I mean, she aint jealous or possessive over ronan or anything (she is, massively)
  • so ronan tries to keep them separated which means one day when he knows adam’s at work all day, he hangs out at st agnes up in adam’s apartment with pepper. he’s trying to keep her off the bed bc he knows adam has allergies and he doesn’t want there to be cat hair everywhere, although she keeps jumping up there anyway (he’s quietly starting to think that maybe coming here with the kitten was a bad idea)
  • but anyway she finally falls asleep curled up in the dirty laundry and ronan figures it’s fine because adam’s gonna wash it all anyway so why not?
  • but then adam comes home early… or rather, he comes home exactly when he meant to but ronan had his hours wrong
  • and he comes in all pleasantly surprised that ronan’s there and he collapses back on the bed and starts sneezing pretty much straight away and ronan’s like “are you okay? are you getting sick?” and then he realises…. it’s probably the cat hair and he’s sneaking glances at the bathroom door just waiting for pepper to come strolling out on her little fat, fluffy legs
  • “ugh, it’s just my allergies playing up” adam says and he’s rubbing his eyes but they’re getting all red and swollen and ronan doesn’t know what to do bc he feels really bad now 
  • “adam,” he says, “I have to tell you something”
  • “okay… what is it?”
  • “first of all you have to promise you’re not gonna get angry in the presence of a minor”
  • “are you referring to yourself or…?”
  • he disappears into the bathroom and pepper opens her eyes at the sound of his approach and he scoops her up and brings her into the main room
  • adam sits up “is that a cat?”
  • “yeah I found her the other day and she didn’t have a home so I- I just sort of brought her home with me but then I got attached and-”
  • “that’s why I’m sneezing”
  • “yeah and I’m really sorry, I wasn’t thinking when I brought her here. it’s just chainsaw hates her and they needed a bit of a break from each other and I knew you were out so…”
  • “you’ve already named it, haven’t you?” adam says and ronan like rolls his eyes like as if i named the kitten, ha but then he’s like “yeah, her name’s pepper”
  • and adam just starts smiling because ronan is standing there cuddling a tiny little kitten and it’s actually the cutest thing he’s ever seen
  • “you can keep it”
  • “but your allergies-”
  • “I’ll live. just do me a favour and maybe shut her in the bathroom for a bit because I’m about to kiss you a lot and I don’t think she’s old enough to be watching.”
"The Naming" One Shot
Author: lovelikerain611

Original Imagine Link: Imagine you and Dean deciding what to name your first child.

Warnings: Some strong language.

Fic:

You lay on the couch, absolutely miserable. Your ankles—okay, your cankles—were the size of a small child’s torso. Your feet—your puffy, sausage-toed feet—were propped up in Dean’s lap and you sighed, resting a hand on the curve of your belly.

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Was goin’ through my files, found this, and decided to finish it. I don’t think tunelessly singing Bryan Adams at Jack is really going to put him in a romantic mood, but I could be wrong. 

Jack got his shoulder yanked out of joint during a rescue-gone-bad. The ‘Jackie’ they’re referring to is Jaqueline, Johnny’s sister. SO MANY J NAMES. She does end up with Kevin, much to Johnny’s horror.