i found it okay it's not mine: )

Okay but here’s the thing

I have this task for some Norwegian class to find a poem that i like, and then read it to the class

and i just found the best poem ever written

translation:

Dear, babycarrot - Henrik Ibsen 1942

Babycarrot

small

ugly

lives in the shadow of the carrot

babycarrot

september 26th 2017 || 3/100 days of productivity

i just realized that my notes look super similar to each other…?? idk but i think its because i used the same layout in each lecture? Hahaha anyhow, here’s yet another snapshot of my chemistry notes!!

okay i have a very horrible pun ( dont worry its not about chem, but that doesnt make it any less bad )

ya ready?

what did the tissue roll say to her ex?
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tiss-you who broke my heart

peace friends ✌🏻✌🏻

what im currently in love with : the avett brothers ( i cant believe i only found out about them recently?? they are the best thing ever!! check em out and lemme know what you think!! )

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wonder trio ♡

title: Mine Now

author: aclosetlarryshipper

word count: 32k

After Harry is expelled from private school, he joins a secret competition to get back at the boy who made it happen.

~or~

This is the story of how Harry finds himself pouting in Louis’ passenger seat with a raging boner on the way to seduce his ex boyfriend.

Things Ravenclaws Say #46
  • A combination of a few due to the days I couldn't post much
  • Ravenclaw: It's okay to question things, your gender and sexuality.
  • Nonbinary person: If I didn't question anything I wouldn't have found out who I was
  • Ravenclaw: If I didn't question things, if no one questioned anything, we'd be living in the stone ages
  • Questioning person: I've been doing it for a while
  • Ravenclaw: So, please, ask questions, embrace change.
  • Intergender: And embrace what ever you come up with!
  • Barry: Okay, niceness lesson # 1.
  • Bruce: Excuse me, sir, but I do believe you've dropped your wallet.
  • Hal: Doesn't look familiar to me.
  • Bruce: What? I just saw you drop it. Here.
  • Hal: Nope, it's not mine.
  • Bruce: It is yours. I am trying to be a nice person and return it to you. Not like I need the money anyway.
  • Hal: Return what to who?
  • Bruce: *shows Hal his ID* Aren't you Harold Jordan?
  • Hal: Yup.
  • Man Ray: And this is your ID.
  • Hal: Yup.
  • Bruce: I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet.
  • Hal: That makes sense to me.
  • Bruce: Then take it.
  • Hal: It's not my wallet.
  • Bruce: You dim-bulb! Take back your wallet or I'll rip your arms off!
  • Barry: Nuh. Wrong. *spits Bruce with spray bottle filled with tap water*
  • Bruce *hisses*
  • Barry: Nice people don't rip each others arms off.
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Ello Loves x

I though’ that it would be nice if I just sprinkled some chocolate on your dash. 

You’re Welcome 😌

I’m messing though 😂🙈 but how’s your week been so far?

You Better

The taxi pulled to a stop in front of what looked to be like an apartment complex. I smiled and paid him 30 bucks and he nodded his head as he departed. This is it. This. Is. It. I sighed and walked towards the door. My phone dinged.

Take the elevator to the 4th floor. I’ll be waiting.

I followed the instructions and felt a knot well up inside. The elevator stopped and there he stood. His foot propped up against the wall, his hands in his pockets. Man was he breath taking.

“Hey Love.” his accent greeted me. Butterflies fluttered inside my chest and I smiled.

“Hi Tom.” I said, as I was welcomed into his arms. I took in his scent and looked up at him.

“I’ve missed you.” he whispered.

“So have I.” I whispered back. He smiled and placed a kiss on my lips. He took my hand and led me down the corridor towards his room. As soon as we got inside, he locked the door behind him and kissed me.

“We need more us time.” he said in-between kisses, his hands finding my hair. I wrapped my arms around his neck and nodded.

“You’re always gone.” I said, breaking the kiss to look at him.

“I find it rather sexy.” he smirked.

“Now do you.” I said, raising an eyebrow. His eyebrows furrowed at my cocked eyebrow. I started to leave small kisses on his neck, just enough to tease him. His hands gripped my hips and pulled me closer to him. He started to unzip my jacket and I did the same to him.

Soon we were in our undergarments, enjoying each other. He walked us over to the couch where we plopped down, causing us to laugh. He left trails of kisses from my neck down to my shoulders then down to my chest. He came back up to meet my eyes and we just stared at each other.

I touched his face with my hand and he roamed my side up to my shoulders then back down with his hand. He went for my neck, leaving small and soft kisses here and there. I bit my lip and brought his hand up to my chest where he gave a small squeeze. He started to bite and suck the crook of my neck making a moan escape from my lips. I felt him smile and I pushed him so he was sitting up.

I straddled his hips and began kissing his neck. His hands roamed my body and I felt him harden as I began to bite his sweet spot. His head went back and a small moan escaped, making me excited. I began to move my hips around which made his Adam’s apple bob. He looked me in the eye and I saw that his pupils were dilated.

“You’re being such a tease.” he said, his voice stern.

“Well someone had to be.” I said giving him a kiss and softly biting his lower lip.

“Okay. That’s it.” he said placing me onto my back and roaming my body. He played with my panties, teasing me with the hem of them. He crawled on top of me for a kiss, letting his lips hover over mine, initiating the game we invented. Whoever kisses first loses. I smirked and my hand found its way towards his boxers, making sure to brush up against his member. His breath hitched and I smiled.

“No fair.” he said.

“What’s not? This?” I said, stroking his member through tight boxers.

“Yes you cheater.”

“It’s not cheating if you let me.“I said, bringing my lips closer to his. His lips crashed onto mine and as soon as I went to take off his boxers, the door knob rattled. We stopped kissing and froze, both looking at the door. There stood Harrison, with a doughnut in his mouth until it fell when he saw us.

“Well… I didn’t know we were expecting anyone.” Harrison said.

“Neither did we.” I said as Tom handed me my jacket.

“Ah.. I see. Well, if you would excuse me, I’m going to go rinse my eyes out.” Harrison joked.

“Soap is under the sink mate.” Tom said, buttoning his pants.

“Much appreciated.” Harrison said, covering his eyes. I rolled my eyes and slipped my shirt on.

“We still have tonight.” Tom whispered in my ear.

“I don’t think so.” I teased, grabbing my jeans. He took ahold of my hand and spun me towards him.

“You better.” he said, squeezing my arse. I mocked being shocked and slapped his shoulder playfully.

“You guys are gross.” Harrison shouted from the bathroom. Tom and I smiled at one another.

Bad things (min yoongi x reader)

Originally posted by yoosungsmyyandere

Warning: cursing, slight smut but still smut

Summary:This is based on the bad things music video/song which was amazing and if you haven’t heard it you should listen to it. cause its pretty cool.

People always asked me why I chose this life. Why did I leave my home town. why I left my life behind to run away with some boy. Its complicated really, only I can understand it. Its like I want to be suffocated in his love and I would do anything for him.

So that’s what  I did we left the town that once sucked us dry, in search for a cure for our tedious lives and find something to strive for. We didn’t live the luxurious life we were hoping to find, jumping from couch to couch from street bench to another before we found an abandoned warehouse. We stole a few things and robbed a few convenient stores, running from the cops while our veins filled with euphoria.

We ran into a few friends on the way some stayed others didn’t make it. Now here we were carelessly laughing in the kitchen while I attempted to make eggs.

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“Assume his father was just as dark as you say, but was unable to murder his own son, assume he found a way to secret Thomas away from London…“

“He didn’t.”

Unknown
Cheritz


THANK YOU


*edit*: okay i know i put it in my tags but i just wanna make double sure that yall know i didnt make this (I WANNA KNOW WHO DID I FOUND IT ON A RINGTONE APP H E CK I WANNA KNOW WHO MADE IT) and that it isnt like an official song from cheritz either obviously; 

but okay yes just wanted to make sure th a n k ^^

Stone Cold | 3

pairing: hoseok x reader ft namjoon
genre: angst, fluff, smut
word count: 3k
chapter song: Mona Lisa - Monte Booker

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I found his shirt in my luggage when I came home. It had his smell and it hit me. It hit me hard .Knowing the memories we made when we were together passed. Like a dream. I miss him. I miss his touch. His kiss. His hug. His hands holding mines. But I know I’ll see him again. I know it’ll be okay. 

Rowoon; College! AU

Okay! So i found this set of pictures on Pinterest and I can’t get off my mind some sort of College AU, so…. here it is. The picture above is not mine so credits to its owner, if you know who that is, please do let me know! 💖


Rowoon College AU:

  • Okay so this boy got a scholarship because he’s super talented in baseball.
  • But he is also very smart.
  • I can see him majoring on Asian History, or something like that.
  • Everyone knows he’s got the looks, the talent and the brain.
  • So he’s pretty popular.
  • Some people see him as unreachable.
  • You sort of do too.
  • He is very nice to everyone though but he only hangs out with the other 8 weirdos who are as popular as he is.
  • He is often wearing that ridiculous jacket with his name on it.
  • You have never actually talked to him though you have some classes in common.
  • Until one day where you got stuck in the library until very late.
  • And he was leaving his training session but he had to return something to the library.
  • But it was raining.
  • So you’re walking out at the same time and he just looks at you, who is not wearing something very warm to keep you dry from the rain.
  • And he’s like “Here take this, you need it more than I do right now”
  • And you’re like ??? “Are you talking to me?”
  • So he takes off the jacket and hands it over to you
  • “You can give it back to me in class”
  • You thought he didn’t even know you??
  • “It’s not necessary….”
  • But he gives it to you anyway.
  • And of course it’s huge so you’re just there like ?? okay thank you.
  • But is sMELLS LIKE HIM
  • And you can’t help but blush bc omg 
  • So you leave with his jacket which does help with the whole rain issue.
  • And he even waves goodbye when he sees you walk away.
  • Deep down you’re really happy about the gesture, but you’re also nervous about returning it the next morning.
  • So the next day you don’t really know how to walk up to him to return his stuff.
  • Because he’s with all of his friends and there’s people already staring at you like why on Earth do you have THE jacket.
  • So anyways when you walk by, his friends start teasing him about something and you’re just like “yep, nope i should get him alone, bye”
  • And before leaving class you just walk up to him like “herethankyousomuch”
  • And as always he’s the sweetest bub saying “no problem” but he’s also really shy about it.
  • So it’s slightly awkward but when you’re about to leave he’s all “hold on a minute”
  • So you stop and stand there awkwardly and he’s like “yeah just… you can borrow this thing whenever you need it”
  • “Thank you…?”
  • So he just leaves quickly and his friends were waiting for him and all of them are smirking and he’s like “sTAHP yOU’RE eMBARRASSING”
  • And since then he always says hi to you in the morning and stuff and waves goodbye when he sees you.
  • And you think he is really just being nice.
  • But his friends are always making fun of him when they see him do that.
  • And your friends are like “are you really that dense?” because you don’t understand like??
  • And they start dragging you to the baseball games.
  • And Rowoon seems really happy to start seeing you there as well.
  • So that weird dynamic continues for some time.
  • But you start getting extra happy whenever you get to talk to him for the shortest time.
  • It wouldn’t be weird if you had a crush on him because it’s Kim Rowoon and hello?
  • So yeah you’re afraid to turn things awkward in case he notices you have a crush on him because he doesn’t seem interested in a relationship.
  • I mean many people find him attractive and some have confessed but he turns them down politely.
  • So you just have no idea of what to do next.

Hello! I’m pretty sure this is already super long so I apologize buuuut, I’ll be making a part two anyway very soon! Thank you so much for your requests which I’m working on but I really wanted to post this, heh. So, requests are closed right now but I’m working on the ones you already sent! Tell me what you think of the blog so far, thank youuu♡

PART 2