i found it in my folder

[started here, in which General Skywalker attempts to make his OTP canon through deceit]

In today’s installment, Anakin gets busted, but not by everyone. 

Satine: [text] So Obi…
Obi-Wan: Yes my dearest duchess?
Satine: The messages you sent the other day were…a little confusing, honestly. I think we should discuss.
Obi-Wan: Of course, my Sundari Sweetheart! By all means, let me speak all the words I was unable to say to you in the past. I shall give you a crown made of the orchids of my soul and pour you a martini the color of my eyes.
[Satine makes a confused and slightly grossed-out face at her phone.]

Satine: [text to a different number] Are you still using this phone #, Obi?
Obi-Wan: Yes. Is everything all right, Satine?
Satine: Oh yes. Everything’s just fine. Was only checking in. :) Do say hello to Anakin for me. Please tell him that I look forward to that martini. 
Obi-Wan: …??
Satine: It’s just a little joke we share. He’ll understand.
Obi-Wan: Certainly. I’m so glad you two get along. :) Be well, Duchess. 

Satine: [text to the original number] Obi, I must be honest: I’m tired of all of this secrecy. If we are going to be together, then I want the whole universe to know about our love. 
Obi-Wan: O, my love, if only such a thing were possible!
Satine: And why isn’t it? I have half a mind to send a personal holo to Master Yoda himself! In fact, that’s just what I’ll do. 
Obi-Wan: wait my sweet flower you must be patient 
Obi-Wan: Master yoda must not be contacted
Satine: And why not???? Are you not in love with me, Obi-Wan Kenobi?! 
Satine: And while I’m at it I’ll let him know about this “secretly married other Jedi” you mentioned! 
Obi-Wan: my darlinghang on you mustn’y be ahsty!!! PLease wait for the time to be right my love!!!!!
Satine: ARE YOU ASHAMED OF ME, OBI-WAN KENOBI?! 
Obi-Wan: no no satien just…hold on ok??? Please? DO NOT CALL MASTER YODA

Obi-Wan: [text] Anakin you were late for a briefing AGAIN this morning! What in blazes were you doing on your phone over there the whole time? You looked ill. 
Anakin: nothing im sorry just SUPER busy right now ok ive got a situation im trying to deal with at the moment 
Obi-Wan: Well do try harder to pay attention next time. It reflects poorly on both of us. 
Obi-Wan: By the way, I heard from Satine this morning. She told me to tell you she says hello. 
Anakin: oh good
Obi-Wan: Oh and also to tell you that she is looking forward to having that martini with you.
[long pause]
Anakin: what exactly did she tell you?
Obi-Wan: Just that? Why, is there something else she was supposed to tell me?
Obi-Wan: Anakin?
Anakin: no nothing lol its really funny that she said that shes awesome 
Obi-Wan
: I agree. OK, I’ll see you later. 

Obi-Wan: [text] I know this is going to make me sound insane and possibly jealous and that neither is a good look for a Jedi
Padme: Hahaha yes?
Obi-Wan: Do you think there is any chance Anakin is having an affair with Satine?
Padme: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT