“But I forgot to tell him,” I said quietly, opening the door, “that the villain is usually the person who locks up the maiden and throws away the key.” “Oh?” I shrugged. “He was the one who let me o u t.”
so yesterday i was too tired and i forgot to post but i was productive!!! i’m not lying!!!
we just ended school and i have to go dance soon so in case i forget to post anything later i’ll post pictures of my journal again!! this time this pictures are better looking because of my friends took it for me keke please check them out: @sprouht-studies @studinary
i hope everyone will have a great day ahead and just keep swimming 🏊🏼
So last night I get home from work about an hour later than usual, about 10ish at night. I’m tired, I want to feed all my animals ASAP so I can just relax.
Then suddenly my friend calls me. I answer and she immediately says “Are you home???”
“Yes? I just got home from work.”
“Good, I’m on my way to your house.”
“Omg? Are you ok what’s going on?”
She then tells me that she and her cousin went to this one girl’s(a friend of a friend) house to get high. When they got to her room she noticed a mason jar on this girls desk but brushed it off like whatever. Then she saw something in the jar move.
I felt like doing some translation for my own enjoyment so I grabbed my Naruhodo fanbook and picked this amazing scene out from the character blog section in the back. This was written by Takumi Shuu as promo material for the original trilogy back in 2005.
Mayoi: Hey, hey Naruhodo-kun! Did you hear?
Naruhodo: Hear what? You look awfully excited.
M: Apparently we’re finally gonna make our American debut!
N: Oh, you mean the English version, huh?
M: And apparently the setting is, get this, the crime capital, Los Angeles! Isn’t it exciting?!
N: …Don’t let anyone from Los Angeles hear you call their city that. They’ll get mad.
M: Well, they have a saying there: “If you toss a rock into a crowd, it’ll hit a criminal.”
N: You do realize that the second you throw a rock into a crowd, you yourself are a criminal, right?
M: You know, Naruhodo-kun. Something about you just doesn’t do it for me…
N: Wh-what do you mean?
M: It’s your face. It wouldn’t fit the image of “the crime capital.” You’ve gotta at least dye your hair blond.
M: Ah! Come to think of it, there’s an old saying in my village.
N: Oh, I can’t wait to hear this.
M: Let’s see, they say if you wash your hair with beer, it’ll turn blond!
M: It’s a saying that’s been passed down for years, but no one’s tried it out yet.
N: All you’d need is one person to try it to know whether it’s true… That’s not much of a mystery.
M: Just wait a sec, ok? I’m gonna go buy some beer.
N: ….Um, you know, Mayoi-chan, I feel like I should just give you a heads up.
M: Hmm? about what?
N: You know this doesn’t mean we’ll be going to America ourselves, right?
M: What?! No way! Seriously?!
N: The name of the main character in the English version isn’t even “Naruhodo Ryuuichi”.
M: Aw come on! What’s his name, then?!
N: Um, if I remember correctly, it’s Phoenix Wright.
M: …Your name got changed to “Feenicks”?
N: What’s that face for?
M: I mean, look at you! You don’t look like a “Phoenix” at all.
N: You don’t think so? Personally, I think I’ve got some birdlike qualities.
M: In that case, I think they should’ve gone with “chicken” for you. Chicken lawyer.
N: Mayoi-chan… You’re in a weirdly combative mood today.
M: And you’re not nearly bright enough to earn the name “Light”
N: I’m pretty sure “Wright” and “Light” are two different words. Probably.
M: What about “Rice” instead?
N: Um, what?
M: Forget Phoenix Wright. Go with Chicken Rice.
N: Who the heck would ever name their kid that?
M: Or maybe “Fried” would be good. Chicken Fried.
N: Well, what would your name be, Mayoi-chan?
M: Me? Let’s see… My name’s Mayoi, so how about “Mayonnaise”?
N: …That actually might suit you pretty well.
M: I’m a fan of mayonnaise.
N: Chicken Fried and Mayonnaise… We sound like a pretty high calorie pair.
M: More like a delicious pair.
N: Come to think of it, what do you think Mitsurugi’s name should be?
M: Let’s see… His name is Mitsurugi Reiji, so… How about “Ray G. Mituroogi”?
N: Huh. That’s unexpectedly straightforward.
M: But it gives you a sense of his pickiness, don’t you think? Especially the “Mituroogi” part.
N: Either way, I’m pretty sure they’ll make his name totally different.
N: ? What’s up? You’re weirdly quiet all of a sudden.
M: I might’ve just thought of something amazing.
N: What’s that?
M: The perfect crime… in Los Angeles.
N: Perfect crime… You?
M: So there’s a lawyer who looks exactly like you over there in the Crime Capital, right?
N: I guess. Mr. Phoenix.
M: So for example, you could go to a restaurant and eat a whole bunch of food, like chicken rice and fried chicken with mayonnaise on it.
N: Yes, I can see it now…
M: Then when the bill comes, you can tell them you forgot your wallet at home. When someone from the staff grabs you by the scruff of your neck, you shout “I AM PHOENIX!”
N: …When I picture that scene, it looks like some serious carnage took place there.M: And then they’ll send the bill to that Attorney Phoenix guy, see?
N: …I feel like attempting a crime like that would get you stoned by someone.
M: And I could eat all the miso ramen I wanted too!
N: Unfortunately, I don’t think they have miso ramen in America.
M: Really? You think? …I wonder what American me’s favorite food is, then.
N: Who knows?
Voice: Excuse meee!
M: Oh, there’s someone at the door. Comingggg!
Delivery man: Um, I have something here for the Naruhodo and Co. Law Offices… Ah, for a Miss Mayoi. Is that you?
M: Y-yes, that’s me. What is it?
D: I work at the restaurant Burger Land, and I have a bill here for you.
M: “15 Triple Burgers at 4,500 yen a piece”… Th-this wasn’t me!
D: Sorry, but it was definitely you. You came to our shop, stuffed your mouth with burgers, and shouted “I AM MAYOI,” spraying food everywhere!
M: They got us first, Naruhodo-kun.
N: Sounds like the American you likes burgers, huh?
I just can’t believe it. Yes, he wanted to die and was completely fucked up but I don’t think he shot himself. I think it was Tyler.
First of all, I think there is a possibility that they are thinking about a second season - school shootings. Here is why: Tyler is that “typical” creepy, “weird”, shy, with-no-friends guy. That’s how most of those school shooters are described. And he had all those guns and stuff hidden in his room. He was also pretty fucking angry at everyone. And he got bullied. Really bad. It would make sense for him to flip his shit and start a school shooting…
The way he had all those pictures and then took down Alex’ and the flashback of that scene where that guy (I forgot his name) threw Tyler against the lockers and Alex yelled at him to leave Tyler alone but then said to Tyler that he doesn’t want Tyler to talk at him at all… and the weird thing is that Alex called Zach that night, we have no idea why and what was said, and the next day we find out he “apparently” shot himself in the head? I don’t think that was a coincidence. Maybe Tyler just wants to kill all of the people who have done him wrong or maybe Alex found out what Tyler was going to do and tried to stop him and that’s how he ended up getting shot by Tyler… I don’t know for sure but I’m pretty sure Alex didn’t shoot himself in the head.
Request: I wanted to request a “proposal”, where Yoongi asks y/n to marry him. Thank you girls + I’ll put both my requests in one ask! My first request is a late night trip with yoongi (like he calls you in the middle of the night for a car trip and takes reader to the sea [and there he propose to her])
You woke up a bit startled, not expecting Yoongi’s lips just above your right ear making you tingle and confused at the same time.
-What is it babe?-
He kissed your ear making you have goosebumps. -Wake up-
You opened your eyes completely and sat. -But what is it? Yoongi it’s like… the middle of the night- you said not even knowing what time it was.
-Come on, get up and get dressed- he smiled when he turned on the lights and then you noticed he was fully dressed, jeans, a black t-shirt that exposed his collarbones if he leaned forward and a denim jacket.
You were on a little vacation retreat in Jeju Island, it was your second day on the island and you had big plans for the rest of week, several activities typical of Jeju and of course lots of sleep, both of you needed that. So it took you by surprise that Yoongi was so eager to go out in the middle of the night. But then it made you remember that you used to do it a lot when you started dating, late night trips around the city. A smile came to your face and you got up from the bed, your boyfriend was such a low-key romantic.
-Give me a second then-
You wondered what you should wear for this night late night extravaganza Yoongi had in mind. You giggle at the thought, he’d frown and grumble if you told him that. You went for a a little summer dress, you were in an island after all, so you had brought mostly shorts and dresses, but you wanted to be comfortable so you threw on the pretty black dress with purple and pink flowers print, the sleeves were long but they got wider from your elbow to your wrist making the simple dress have a trendy cut, you saw the rather low v-neck and decided that you had to also throw on a jacket just in case the night was chilly.
-Where are we going Yoongi?- you asked when you walked out of the bathroom. You had rushed on the light makeup and your hair since part of the emotion of the late night trips was the rush and the unexpected, but you still wanted to look nice.
-It’s a surprise- he said not giving anything away.
You pouted. -I just want to know if I’m good-
Yoongi came closer to you, and this time his smile didn’t fit on his face, it was contagious as you found yourself smiling back. -What?-
-You are beautiful Y/N- he leaned down and pecked your lips. -Let’s go-
You went together hand by hand, the hotel was well illuminated this late, but it was lone aside from some occasional personnel you encountered as you walked your way out of the building, it was a chilly night as you had suspected, you walked through the gardens and the pools the hotel had just before you found the exit to the beach.
-Yoongi, what is this? where are we going?-
He smiled more and squeezed your hand as you started to walk in the sand, it slipped through your sandals and it was all over his shoes.
-You’ll see Y/N, just follow me-
You laughed. -I’m following you babe, but this…-
-Are you nervous?- he teased and you pushed his shoulder making him laugh louder.
-Wait a moment- you said leaning down to take off your sandals. - Yoongi!- you nagged when he snapped a picture of you as you were taking them off. He laughed and you shook your head knowing it couldn’t be helped -You too babe- you said as he complied and took off his shoes. -It’s so weird you came here with those and not your beloved sandals-
-I forgot, I wasn’t thinking about my footwear for tonight-
You sharpened your gaze with a coy smile. -And what were you thinking then?-
Yoongi smiled like a fool and squeezed your hand again, was he nervous? -Come Y/N-
The sand was cold and it was very smooth to the touch, so it was like a having a little massage as you walked through the scattered umbrellas that were closed for the night and the dozens lounge chairs in which you had come earlier to doze off. The hotel was beautiful at day time, but at this hour it had another feeling, more so with your heart pumping fast at the expectation of what Yoongi had in mind.
I lost trying to win. Failed trying to learn. Took it for granted and lost it. Focused on the future and missed the present. The big picture covered the details. Too focused on goals and forgot to grow. Gave and expected back.
I DIED TRYING TO LIVE.