i forgot i had these pics on my phone

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I am so embarrassed, I thought I had posted this earlier but my stupid self forgot. I had sent this in a message meaning to post it. I don’t want anyone thinking I’m being shady at all, but a few of my pics look unreal.
There are a few that aren’t photo shopped, however, they don’t look normal. I’ve encountered this problem several times with this phone. The pictures are some how, not sure the correct term, ‘squashed’ when they’re formatted or posted. I’ve been trying to correct the problem and replace the pics which I’m sure is something I’m doing by mistake. My apologies if anyone has felt misled, I honestly didn’t mean to, but I understand its my fault if you choose to 'unfollow’ me.
The above pic obviously is a comparison. Again my deepest apologies.

I gave him a flag (“amazing!!”), and he forgot how to draw anchors

My phone died right when he came out so I couldn’t take a pic 😩 I got a hug though and he’s so nice I’m dead

I kinda froze to death being out there all day and I still couldn’t get to the front, but it was all worth it I love them so much 😭

Also @ people who want Grip: it’s happening sometime in the next 45 years if I heard it correctly

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I’m as late as always (っ•❛ ❛•)っ.. I had to scroll through 10k pics.. anyways. . I did it as gif -hoping that any of you see my bored aesthetic- I was tagged by: @cottonballwithmustache @viridian99 .. so you wanted to see what I have on my phone. . Well sorry for this.. the edits are mostly in the tab no here so I couldn’t uploaded them..

Tagging to: @manju-girl @otomesanada @kureacollins @mistakenmessenger @rainbowatnight @hananotsuki @voltagelifee @ambitchious @saizoswife (thank you for the like on my reblogs) @phoenix-kiyota (I miss you, dear sis) … and I guess the others that I want to tag did this earlier. . To no make this post more bored, I’ll cut it off here. NOTE: anybody isn’t obliged to do it. But if you feel like it tag me (づ •᎑• )づ♡ I love you all
And any of my great followers that feel like doing it. Go on, this is fun ! …

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I made this skeleton Oc a few weeks ago, kinda forgot to post it. I had wanted to make a skelesona for a while, but my brain didn’t feel like makig normal human skeletons, so used a fruit bat skull as reference, so he’s a bat skeleton monster now. 3rd pic was taken with my phone because the paper didn’t fit in my scanner, I’m sorry if the quality is kinda poor because of that.

Some info about him:

  • He’s very oblivious, dependent, innocent and gullible, yet acts very confident. Doesn’t know much about other species
  • Whatever species he is, they don’t have much concept on gender nor sexuality. He prnouns just seemded to work well enough
  • Has romanticized the idea of “romance” from other species, without fully knowing the implications of it, and turned himself into a smooth talker with great flirting skills. Though, he’s very quick to become a blushing mess when somoen flirts back or gets flirted on.
  • Ectoplasmic powers can enhaance senses and stuff that a bunch of bones wouldn’t be expected to do. Examples of what they look like when used are the 3rd pic and the doodle in the bottom corner of the 2nd. If enough power is channeled, he could hypothetically grow wings and fly.
  • *Forearms and hands are longer than those in a human skeleton, and bones willl start spearating the more ectoplasmic powers are being used. Has additional ribs that cover spine; they are sharp, point forwards, and can serve as a defense mechanism

*edited

Today, I fucked up... by trying to show my gf's dad a picture of our new kitten

So today I was visiting with my girlfriend’s parents, her Mom was out and my gf was taking a shower. Her Dad REALLY loves cats, and we just got this new kitten… So I wanted to show him some photos that I took of our new cat on my iPhone. Now here is where the fuck up happened. My gf likes it when I take naughty pictures of her and the other night I took several sexy photos- unfortunately I forgot about them because as I was scrolling through the pics of my adorable little kitty, I landed on one with my dick down her throat & she had this little devious smile on her face. I quickly pulled my phone away and her Dad and I just kind sat in what felt like hours of awkward silence, waiting for her to get done with her shower so we could get the fuck out of there.

I don’t know what to do, I don’t want to say anything to her about it and make things even worse, but her Father couldn’t even look at me in the eye anymore, and I feel awful. Things are going to be eternally weird from now on I feel like.

TLDR; be careful when showing pictures of cats. you might accidentally show someone a picture of your girlfriend going ham on your cock.

Check out more TIFUs: Internet`s best fuck ups are here.

dumb things I have done that u can imagine ur OTP doing:

(minus the crippling embarrassment and shame that I felt at the time) 

1. ran into a pole with a carton of milk, spilling it all over myself and my crush

2. laughed so hard that I fell off my crush’s bed and got a concussion

3. was playing guitar, showing off a new song that I wrote for my gf, dramatically paused for a bit in the bridge and accidentally let loose a huge fart

4. I tried to compliment this girl whose number I had just gotten by texting “your art is badass” but I accidentally sent “your ass is badass”

5. a mutual friends sent me a snapchat photo of my crush so I made it my lockscreen pic. forgot all about it until a week later when I handed her my phone so she could give me her number………

6. in middle school a boy liked me a lot so he sketched pictures of me when he thought I wasn’t looking. I was always looking and it made me secretly really happy but I never said anything bc I was too shy. WHY WERE WE BOTH SO SHY

7. in my junior year of high school I let my crush cut my hair. and she royally fucked it up 

8.  she also once wrote “P.S. I love you” at the bottom of a note she passed to me in anatomy class. I cut that piece off the note and folded it up and put it in a locket. it’s in a time capsule buried in my backyard now

9. I hated the music my bf liked so I always pretended the aux cord in my car was broken so we could only listen to my cds 

10. I was at this music festival with this girl I liked but we were at the back and I couldn’t see, so she hoisted me up on her shoulders. but then I lost my balance and ended up toppling over and we both got covered in mud

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Happy Halloween 2015! I really really enjoyed being Belle, it was even worth wearing heels. I just felt so glamorous, which is weird since I was wearing her ‘servant’ outfit. Belle is a glamorous servant, hehe! :D The first pic was with my mom’s phone, which is a lot better than mine. My phone sucks, but I made up for it (?) in more pictures. I’m really proud of this costume, it turned out so well for being a two day project! It is a little low cut, but I just got to show off my “brave beautiful boobs,” hehe!

I hope you all had a happy and safe holiday, if you celebrated. I am very tired, but it was totally worth it. Belle will probably be taken out again the next time I go to a convention.

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forgot i had these pics on my phone. Top image has been uploaded here before, but now that its been inked I thought I’d share the before & after! I definitely like it better after I inked it, I love the combo of watercolor + ink its one of my favorite things to do with traditional art and I like how this turned out and I hope you guys do too!

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HEY I TOTALLY FORGOT BUT HAPPY TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY EVERYONE ! ! ! !
i cant believe its been nearly 3 years since i started identifying as genderfluid…. THATS WILD DAMN
so hey shoutout to all my fellow genderfluid pals, we all kick ass and look damn good ☆ ★ ☆
they/them pronouns please ! ! ! !

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Because I had a minor brain-shortage when he was doing my playbills, I forgot that I have a damn camera on my phone. So I walked around to the other side to get at least one shot. He waved at me. Lol