i forgot about your birthday omg

anonymous asked:

Omg have you ever thought maybe Wally is afraid of lighting maybe bc he got struck by lighting and that had to hurt like really bad so he gets nervous around thunderstorms and one night Bruce blows off patrol and comes over unexpected and later Wally finds out it was because he knew it was supposed to storm in central that night and he wanted to be there to distract/comfort Wally WHAT A GUY

OKAY I WROTE THIS OUT MOSTLY AT THE BEGINNING AS AN ANSWER TO YOUR PROMPT, AND THEN I FORGOT ABOUT IT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS THE OTHER ANON’S BIRTHDAY (IS THAT YOU? WHO KNOWS, YOU’RE ALL WONDERFUL DELIGHTFUL GREY FACES TO ME) ANYWAY HERE’S 3000 WORDS OF A RESPONSE AND BIRTHDAY PRESENT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!  (will i put this on ao3? probably) I’M SO SORRY FOR THE TYPOS


Wally rounded up the last gang member with a grin, the ropes wrapped snugly around the entire group as he awaited —Central City’s Police to arrive.

Something wet suddenly hit his nose, and Wally wrinkled it, glancing up at the suddenly dreary, grey, sky. Huh. Might rain.

The sound of sirens alerted Wally that his job here was done, and he zipped away towards the sound of a girl shouting. The back of his suit was greeted with sudden wetness as the rain began to pour, and Wally sighed.

It was going to be a long day. A long wet day.

Wally let his thoughts travel over to Bruce, with a slight smile on his face.

At least Central wasn’t Gotham.


“Thunderstorms throughout Central City tonight,” one of the monitors behind Bruce mentioned, the woman’s voice smooth and clear and accompanying the voice of a man from another monitor, relaying current news coverage from Metropolis. 

Bruce paused mid-typing, his thoughts briefly flickering over to his, er… whatever it was that they were at that moment - boyfriend? - teammate, Wally.

Bruce had known for a long time that the speedster wasn’t a fan of thunder and lightning, though the redhead played it off fairly well. 

Bruce recalled a moment once, on a mission, when lightning had struck through the sky, lighting up Gotham’s night, and he’d caught a glance of Wally’s expression, wide green eyes and blood suddenly draining from his face. 

Fear. Fear so strong, so powerful, that Bruce had – for a moment – thought they were both in absolute danger.

Of course, the expression had gone as soon as Bruce linked, and then Wally had laughed, said that he had something he needed to do, before disappearing. 

That had been concerning, at the time, and Bruce had tucked it away for future reference. Later, as time passed and Bruce and Wally grew closer and closer, Bruce pieced it together rather quickly:

Wally was afraid of lightning. He supposed it had something to do with PTSD, and at first, had considered it a laughable prospect – until, it became more and more clear. Not that he’d ever thought to bring it up with the other, considering Wally was a grown adult who was perfectly capable of taking care of himself.

Although…

Gotham City was known for its rain, for its terrible weather and for that reason alone, since that incident, Bruce often deferred to one of the other members for assistance when required.  

Bruce mused, running a hand through his hair as his contemplated his relationship with the speedster. In the last few months, Wally and Bruce had grown…close, to say the least. Closer than teammates should be, where Bruce would be greeted to a tuft of red hair certain mornings, tangled in his sheets with an arm thrown over his middle. 

Close…was definitely an understatement. Of course, Bruce had plenty to tend to on his own, and ensured that he wouldn’t be distracted. He would go for patrols, and sometimes they would perform certain missions together when necessary, and it was only during moments of leisure, that Bruce would allow himself the speedster’s company. 

Wally understood. 

Bruce knew Wally understood. Yet…

“Drive safe and sleep well, Central City, you’re in for quite the storm.”

Bruce sighed as the weather updates shifted over into traffic, and ran a hand over his face. He did have patrol tonight - a rainy night in Gotham as well, and decided that, perhaps, he could cut patrol a little short. 

One night wouldn’t hurt. 

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anonymous asked:

spending your birthday with poly!sincerely three headcanons?

cool! so i have a perfectly logical reason for not posting, shitty stuff came up. i’m sorry, i’m working on it

•bitch pls, Evan reminded them about it, without Evan they’re kinda of dead. Don’t get me wrong, Connor and Jared know your birthday, they just were busy and forgot it for a second.

•Jared tries to get you Mexican jumping beans, I mean they were pretty cool, but I don’t know, you expected something more special??

•ITS THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS

•turns out they’re insect, oh wow, I didn’t even know that, jeez. do they turn into moths or some shit omg. bACK TO THE STORY

•So, you, Connor, Evan, and Jared all raise this bean into an insect. You have like ten named Billy, Birb, Calvin, Seth, Bob, Billy Jr., Joy, then,,, the rest,,, um,,, you forgot the names.

•Evan and Connor both got you charms for your bracelet, and Jared is offended they didn’t collaborate with him. wOW

•lots and lots of kisses, like a ton. not just for you, for everyone.

•Okay, but Jared got this beautiful cake with Evan and Connor. Like it’s so gorgeous. They tell it that they need a beautiful cake for such a beautiful person’s birthday.

Calling Astro “Oppa” for the first time

Masterlist: x


Jinwoo-

You and Jinwoo had known each other for only a week and had only been flirting for a couple of days. As he got up from the couch, almost knocking over a plate in the process, you had a plate you wanted him to grab so you wouldn’t have to take care of it.

“J–” You stopped yourself and thought for a moment. “Oppa!” You yelled, using your charms. He turned around and laughed.

“Your charms..” He muttered grabbing the plate. “They worked.”

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linnssweatpants  asked:

hi hi!! it’s my half birthday and I just realized that if meant that today is your half birthday too!! so have an amazing rest of your half birthday my beautiful birthday twin!!🎂🎂

OMG I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT MY HALF BIRTHDAY??!?!! THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME YOU LOVELY BABE and happy half birthday to you💖💘💞✨🌸💝💗

anonymous asked:

1, 5, 11, 39 :)

1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie. i always think of my fav movie as funny games us??? i think i was just like in bed and i saw one of those screencap posts on tumblr and i was like that looks cool i can watch that and it was really good and now its my favourite
5: Talk about the best birthday you’ve had. omg!!!! last yr my friends told me we were going to a halloween party and they had a whole setup where someone “forgot their wallet” so we drove to their house n they had a surprise party!!!! it was so cute i cried a lot and wore a little tiara and i got a bath bomb and a bottle of vodka it was lovely
11: Talk about the best dream you’ve ever had. i was at like one of those places in like the maldives where ur little hut thing is in the water and u can just step down off ur porch into the ocean except it was in a really pretty cave w glow worms and i felt very peaceful

lovecheri  asked:

omg mikes like 21 this year, they grow up so fast!! n ichimatsu must be like.... gosh.... 23/24 now? is their bday like, may 24th right? omg what an absolute GRANDPA i hope he doesnt mind i forgot his bday by a whole 5 months

Happy birthday, Mike! At least until TD decides to use you again and revert you back to a 17-year-old! Until then, enjoy your adulthood. Enjoy your freedom from the reality show from hell. (And may Fresh never touch you again due to my own bitterness, some old and some new)

As for Ichi, given some lines in S1 about things like how long their parents have been married and how long ago Totty first bought porn, people managed to pin their exact birth date to May 24, 1992. He’s 25 now! He’s so old. (I don’t expect that math to hold true forever - in both cases, they’re shows where the years can progress while their ages don’t - but I’ll cling to it for now so I don’t run the risk of outgrowing Ichi. He’s only 13 months younger than me, that’s nothing)

EXO Reaction: Meeting their girlfriend's parents for the first time

My mom already agreed that Kai is my husband so Kai bae you should be fine meeting my parents lol.

Your mom: *constantly squeezes his cheeks* Omg my daughter has such an adorable boyfriend.

Xiumin: Please stop squeezing my cheeks.

Your mom: Aren’t you a little too young to be dating my daughter?

Luhan: I am actually older than her.

Your mom: Oh please you are like sixteen.

Luhan: No I am not.

You: This is my boyfriend Kris.

Kris: Nice to meet you.

You parents: Oh is he that boyfriend always pretends to be cool and says he doesn’t like chicken but is actually is a dork and possible likes chicken?

Kris: Wow they know that much already.

Your mom: So you are rich I see?

Suho: Well not really

Your mom: But won’t it be great to have a rich son-in-law

Suho: Can you please like me for who I am first?

Lay: *gets nervous* What if I mess up?

You: Just relax. They will love you.

Lay: *ends up doing lots of bows with your parents to the point it is awkward*

Your parents: She talks a lot about you.

Baekhyun: Of course she would! She loves me!

Your parents: That includes that you joke about us all the time.

Baekhyun: Hehe about that….

Chen: HI! I AM CHEN! I AM YOUR DAUGHTER’S ADORABLE BOYFRIEND!

You: Chen really?

Chen: They need to know. Plus another thing you need to know about me is….I AM THE CHENSING MACHINE!

Chanyeol: *goes all confident* Hey family

You dad: *shakes hands with Chanyeol but squeezes his hand a little too tightly* Nice to meet you

Chanyeol: *gets hurt from the tight squeeze* Umm nice to meet you too. Ow it hurts.

D.O.: I have to warn about something?

Your parents: What?

D.O.: I am an evil boyfriend.

Your mom: So tell us about yourself?

Tao: Well I like Gucci a lot.

Your mom: OMG ME TOO!

Tao: WE SHOULD SHOP THERE TOGETHER ONE DAY!

Kai: *gets nervous and doesn’t know what to say the whole time*

You: Kai, why don’t you talk about your dogs? Oh wait n..

Kai: OMG SO I HAVE THIS ONE DOG NAMED MONGGU *rambles for hours about his dogs*

Your parents: So you are the guy that is dating our daughter?

Sehun: That’s me

Your parents: Are you also the same one who forgot to give her a present for her birthday?

Sehun: Ummmmmm…

EXO on Chen's Birthday
  • Chen: guys, do you know what day it is?
  • Suho: it's a monday
  • Chen: yeah, well do you know what kind of monday?
  • Xiumin: urhm, the 21st?
  • Chen: yeah? and?
  • Luhan: yo man, what are you talking about?
  • Kris: OMG that's right! it's a special day today!
  • Chen: yes! you remember!!!
  • Kris: of course i would!! how could i possibly forget the day i need to take sehun for bubble tea?
  • Chen: wh-what?
  • Kris: he's been begging me for some since last week
  • Chen: oh..
  • Kris: SEHUN!!! HURRY UP WE'RE GOING RIGHT NOW
  • Sehun: *walks out of room with crossed arms*
  • Sehun: it's about time
  • Sehun: *puts on sunglasses*
  • Sehun: *walks out front door with shoes on*
  • Sehun: later bitches
  • Kris: isn't he the cutest?
  • Tao: omggggg i wanna go tooooo
  • Kai: so do i
  • Chanyeol: *from other side of house* BAEKHYUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
  • Baekhyun: *from other side of house* WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT YOU STUPID HO???
  • Chanyeol: THEY'RE GOING SOMEWHERE WITHOUT US.
  • Baekhyun: THESE HOES AINT LOYAL, I TELL YOU
  • Chanyeol: LET'S GO EAT SOMEWHERE WITHOUT THEM
  • D.O.: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP YOU RETARDS
  • Xiumin: I'M GOING WITH YOU TOO
  • Luhan: SAME HERE. I WASN'T INVITED FOR BUBBLE TEA
  • D.O.: SHUT THE FUCK UP, NO ONE CARES
  • Kai: hey kyungsoo, you wanna go to?
  • D.O.: okay ^^ <3
  • Suho: im going with my galaxy
  • Kris: omg i told you not to do that
  • Chen: WHAT ABOUT ME!?!?!?
  • Chen: EVERYONE FORGOT IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!
  • Everyone: nIcE jOkE, cHeN. yOu CaN't tRoLl uS wItH tHaT.
  • Chen: BUT IM TELLING THE TRUTH.
  • Everyone: bye chenny chen chen~~~
  • Everyone: *walks out door*
  • Chen: *is alone*
  • Chen: *looks at watch*
  • Chen: and 3.... 2.... 1...
  • Everyone: SURPRISE!!!!!
  • Chen: honestly, y'all so bad at acting you can't act to save your lives.
  • Chen: honestly, bitches. i ain't hanging with no retards who can't act for shit. im out
  • Chen: *goes to the desert and hangs out with camel family*
  • Everyone: dat bitch just trolled us.
  • Everyone: on his birthday
  • Lay: *crawls from under couch*
  • Lay: omg guys what's happening. what did i miss.
Exo reaction when they find out that today is your birthday

OMG I was supposed to post this the day after you send me the requests but I forgot about it and just today i found it in my drafts. Sorry!

Sehun: The fact that I’m her boyfriend is the biggest gift she could ever dreamed of.

Kai: *improvises*You don’t need any fancy gift from me cause you have my love!

Tao: What today is her birthday? but I didn’t even send the invitations for the party, I don’t even have a party!

Kyungsoo: If you idiots are lying to me I’m gonna kill you, now help me make her a cake.

Chanyeol: Baekhyun:Looks like you’re not gonna get anything tonight since you didn’t planed anything for her

Why do you have to put salt on my wounds

Chen:*ready to face the dragon* I knew I should have asked  and remember when her birthday was

Baekhyun: Wasn’t it tomorrow, please someone tell me it’s tomorrow.

Lay: *the peaceful unicorn turns into a bossy unicorn*  Luhan I need you to go to the bakery on the corner and order a cake, Xiumin you can go to the store and buy some balloons and other party stuff , Tao you start calling people and tell them about the party.Come on guys move.

Suho: She wouldn’t mind if I’d give her my card right?

Kris: It’s okay Kris, now you’ll know next year!

Luhan: I’m screwed!

Xiumin: Can someone tell me where I can find a gift shop, it’s an emergency!

flightythenerd  asked:

ok but imagine this-- yamaguchi is just going about his normal day like ayy whatsup but all these people are doing super nice stuff for him out of the blue like "heey random 1st year oh thanks for holding the door for me!!" or "ty kind classmate i appreciate you letting me copy your homework that i forgot to do!!" and he gets to practice and suddenly!! surprise!! its his birthday he forgot about his birthday tsukki is v disappointed (im sorry this isnt nsfw i just had to share it tho)

anonymous asked:

Blurb where Justin leaves you stood up on your birthday dinner bc he forgot bc he was at the studio :((((((

omg i know justin would feel so bad! like you would probably be at the restaurant for about an hour and then you would call him to see where he is. he would tell you he’s at the studio and would be oblivious to the fact that its your birthday. you would tell him what the day was and he would prob be like “fuck fuck. baby. shit im sorry. im on my way” but you would be tired of sitting there so you would just tell him not to bother because your going home. and then when you go home he would get there a couple minutes after and start apologizing. like he would be trying to kiss you but you would just not be in the mood. like you would just wanna go to sleep. but most definitely he would make it up to you tomorrow. x

So my friend knows 5SOS, but then I’m like 

Me: Tell me all of their names

Her: Idk their names! I forgot them! I forgot everything! I don’t even know what my birthday is!

Me: Emily I- Really? You don’t know their band name?

Her: no

*FACE PALM*

Me: OKAY! *Pointing to each person* THIS IS LUKE HEMMINGS, ASHTON IRWIN, CALUM HOOD, AND MICHAEL CLIFFORD.

Her: Wait who?

Me: MICHAEL CLIFFORD

Her: Okay okay!

*After about 8 minutes of listening Don’t stop with her.*

Me: Now do you know them?

Her: Omg I forgot! See I told you!

Me: Emily I freaking.. *shows them again* Okay tell me all of their names.

Her: Aghhh I forgot their names!

ME: YOU AIN’T NO FAN GIRL..

Her: I forget things Kelly jeez

Me: How do you even forget your birthday?

Her: I dunno

True story this happened at the last day of school.