i forgot about your birthday omg

akuyama  asked:

ERIN!! MY PHONE BROKE I WASN'T ABLE TO KEEP UP WITH THE UPDATES CRI DID I MISS A LOT?? AAAAAHH I MISS LABYRINTH 😭😭 ALSO!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAAY(you told me to tell you hahah) GEHEJKS okay sorry for the hypeness lmao

AHHHHHHH I’M SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR PHONE AND NOOO YOU DIDN’T MISS A SINGLE THING FAJS;DLKFJ I’M SO MAD AT MYSELF FOR SUCH SLOW UPDATES D: but YAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY OMG THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME!! I HOPE YOU DID FUN THINGS, YEAH?? here’s bts wishing you a great birthday!!

“HEY HEY YOU”

Originally posted by maidxsama

“TODAY’S YOUR BIRTHDAY????” 

Originally posted by jimintensify

“OH GOD I TOTALLY FORGOT TO BUY YOU A PRESENT”

Originally posted by kurochan3

“BUT HERE’S MY HEART!!! TAKE IT ALL AWAY BECAUSE IT’S THE LEAST I CAN DO!”

Originally posted by ksjknj

“…or you can just take me as your present ;D”

Originally posted by kingsobi

“OR WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE ME DANCE FOR YOU??”

Originally posted by narika-a

“either way, you can’t escape any of my kisses~ here’s one for each year my dear!” 

Originally posted by my-shining-star

anonymous asked:

I just realised that your birthday was 4 days ago and I forgot about it because I don't know why I thought it was in june 😭😭😭you have no idea how sorry I am but happy belated birthday, I really hope you had a great one!!!thank you so much for this blog that will always be my favourite and sorry again❤❤love you xxx

omg thank you!!! how did you know? <3 lots of love

omg i just found a £10 note in my shoe that i forgot was there so now im going to buy The Biggest bunch of flowers for my mum’s birthday tomorrow!! :D

anonymous asked:

Omg I turned 17 yesterday ;;; someone really important to me probably forgot and I'm really sad but then I also know it's dumb it's just Every year I'd wait until 12 am on her birthday to send her a happy birthday and everything and it just ;; hurts ;; so much aalsjsksksksl im being dumb it's fine she's probably forgotten about me by now anyway im sorry to trouble you with this lolol I hope your birthday( and life in general) go wonderfully :)

omg sis im sry your friend forgot, thats fkn rude. you’re not being dumb by feelin bad about it, seriously. she should be putting in the same amount of effort as you do smh. i hope u had a good birthday anyway tho and that year brings you all the warmth and happiness in the world - you deserve it :) have a beautiful day my love!!

EXO Reaction: Meeting their girlfriend's parents for the first time

My mom already agreed that Kai is my husband so Kai bae you should be fine meeting my parents lol.

Your mom: *constantly squeezes his cheeks* Omg my daughter has such an adorable boyfriend.

Xiumin: Please stop squeezing my cheeks.

Your mom: Aren’t you a little too young to be dating my daughter?

Luhan: I am actually older than her.

Your mom: Oh please you are like sixteen.

Luhan: No I am not.

You: This is my boyfriend Kris.

Kris: Nice to meet you.

You parents: Oh is he that boyfriend always pretends to be cool and says he doesn’t like chicken but is actually is a dork and possible likes chicken?

Kris: Wow they know that much already.

Your mom: So you are rich I see?

Suho: Well not really

Your mom: But won’t it be great to have a rich son-in-law

Suho: Can you please like me for who I am first?

Lay: *gets nervous* What if I mess up?

You: Just relax. They will love you.

Lay: *ends up doing lots of bows with your parents to the point it is awkward*

Your parents: She talks a lot about you.

Baekhyun: Of course she would! She loves me!

Your parents: That includes that you joke about us all the time.

Baekhyun: Hehe about that….

Chen: HI! I AM CHEN! I AM YOUR DAUGHTER’S ADORABLE BOYFRIEND!

You: Chen really?

Chen: They need to know. Plus another thing you need to know about me is….I AM THE CHENSING MACHINE!

Chanyeol: *goes all confident* Hey family

You dad: *shakes hands with Chanyeol but squeezes his hand a little too tightly* Nice to meet you

Chanyeol: *gets hurt from the tight squeeze* Umm nice to meet you too. Ow it hurts.

D.O.: I have to warn about something?

Your parents: What?

D.O.: I am an evil boyfriend.

Your mom: So tell us about yourself?

Tao: Well I like Gucci a lot.

Your mom: OMG ME TOO!

Tao: WE SHOULD SHOP THERE TOGETHER ONE DAY!

Kai: *gets nervous and doesn’t know what to say the whole time*

You: Kai, why don’t you talk about your dogs? Oh wait n..

Kai: OMG SO I HAVE THIS ONE DOG NAMED MONGGU *rambles for hours about his dogs*

Your parents: So you are the guy that is dating our daughter?

Sehun: That’s me

Your parents: Are you also the same one who forgot to give her a present for her birthday?

Sehun: Ummmmmm…

EXO on Chen's Birthday
  • Chen: guys, do you know what day it is?
  • Suho: it's a monday
  • Chen: yeah, well do you know what kind of monday?
  • Xiumin: urhm, the 21st?
  • Chen: yeah? and?
  • Luhan: yo man, what are you talking about?
  • Kris: OMG that's right! it's a special day today!
  • Chen: yes! you remember!!!
  • Kris: of course i would!! how could i possibly forget the day i need to take sehun for bubble tea?
  • Chen: wh-what?
  • Kris: he's been begging me for some since last week
  • Chen: oh..
  • Kris: SEHUN!!! HURRY UP WE'RE GOING RIGHT NOW
  • Sehun: *walks out of room with crossed arms*
  • Sehun: it's about time
  • Sehun: *puts on sunglasses*
  • Sehun: *walks out front door with shoes on*
  • Sehun: later bitches
  • Kris: isn't he the cutest?
  • Tao: omggggg i wanna go tooooo
  • Kai: so do i
  • Chanyeol: *from other side of house* BAEKHYUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
  • Baekhyun: *from other side of house* WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT YOU STUPID HO???
  • Chanyeol: THEY'RE GOING SOMEWHERE WITHOUT US.
  • Baekhyun: THESE HOES AINT LOYAL, I TELL YOU
  • Chanyeol: LET'S GO EAT SOMEWHERE WITHOUT THEM
  • D.O.: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP YOU RETARDS
  • Xiumin: I'M GOING WITH YOU TOO
  • Luhan: SAME HERE. I WASN'T INVITED FOR BUBBLE TEA
  • D.O.: SHUT THE FUCK UP, NO ONE CARES
  • Kai: hey kyungsoo, you wanna go to?
  • D.O.: okay ^^ <3
  • Suho: im going with my galaxy
  • Kris: omg i told you not to do that
  • Chen: WHAT ABOUT ME!?!?!?
  • Chen: EVERYONE FORGOT IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!
  • Everyone: nIcE jOkE, cHeN. yOu CaN't tRoLl uS wItH tHaT.
  • Chen: BUT IM TELLING THE TRUTH.
  • Everyone: bye chenny chen chen~~~
  • Everyone: *walks out door*
  • Chen: *is alone*
  • Chen: *looks at watch*
  • Chen: and 3.... 2.... 1...
  • Everyone: SURPRISE!!!!!
  • Chen: honestly, y'all so bad at acting you can't act to save your lives.
  • Chen: honestly, bitches. i ain't hanging with no retards who can't act for shit. im out
  • Chen: *goes to the desert and hangs out with camel family*
  • Everyone: dat bitch just trolled us.
  • Everyone: on his birthday
  • Lay: *crawls from under couch*
  • Lay: omg guys what's happening. what did i miss.
Exo reaction when they find out that today is your birthday

OMG I was supposed to post this the day after you send me the requests but I forgot about it and just today i found it in my drafts. Sorry!

Sehun: The fact that I’m her boyfriend is the biggest gift she could ever dreamed of.

Kai: *improvises*You don’t need any fancy gift from me cause you have my love!

Tao: What today is her birthday? but I didn’t even send the invitations for the party, I don’t even have a party!

Kyungsoo: If you idiots are lying to me I’m gonna kill you, now help me make her a cake.

Chanyeol: Baekhyun:Looks like you’re not gonna get anything tonight since you didn’t planed anything for her

Why do you have to put salt on my wounds

Chen:*ready to face the dragon* I knew I should have asked  and remember when her birthday was

Baekhyun: Wasn’t it tomorrow, please someone tell me it’s tomorrow.

Lay: *the peaceful unicorn turns into a bossy unicorn*  Luhan I need you to go to the bakery on the corner and order a cake, Xiumin you can go to the store and buy some balloons and other party stuff , Tao you start calling people and tell them about the party.Come on guys move.

Suho: She wouldn’t mind if I’d give her my card right?

Kris: It’s okay Kris, now you’ll know next year!

Luhan: I’m screwed!

Xiumin: Can someone tell me where I can find a gift shop, it’s an emergency!

anonymous asked:

Blurb where Justin leaves you stood up on your birthday dinner bc he forgot bc he was at the studio :((((((

omg i know justin would feel so bad! like you would probably be at the restaurant for about an hour and then you would call him to see where he is. he would tell you he’s at the studio and would be oblivious to the fact that its your birthday. you would tell him what the day was and he would prob be like “fuck fuck. baby. shit im sorry. im on my way” but you would be tired of sitting there so you would just tell him not to bother because your going home. and then when you go home he would get there a couple minutes after and start apologizing. like he would be trying to kiss you but you would just not be in the mood. like you would just wanna go to sleep. but most definitely he would make it up to you tomorrow. x

So my friend knows 5SOS, but then I’m like 

Me: Tell me all of their names

Her: Idk their names! I forgot them! I forgot everything! I don’t even know what my birthday is!

Me: Emily I- Really? You don’t know their band name?

Her: no

*FACE PALM*

Me: OKAY! *Pointing to each person* THIS IS LUKE HEMMINGS, ASHTON IRWIN, CALUM HOOD, AND MICHAEL CLIFFORD.

Her: Wait who?

Me: MICHAEL CLIFFORD

Her: Okay okay!

*After about 8 minutes of listening Don’t stop with her.*

Me: Now do you know them?

Her: Omg I forgot! See I told you!

Me: Emily I freaking.. *shows them again* Okay tell me all of their names.

Her: Aghhh I forgot their names!

ME: YOU AIN’T NO FAN GIRL..

Her: I forget things Kelly jeez

Me: How do you even forget your birthday?

Her: I dunno

True story this happened at the last day of school.