i forgot about this shit wtf

pony and his gf’s wisdom teeth removal - headcanons

requested by 2 anons! - hope u like them!

  • u come out of surgery and he’s like
    • “heyyy how r u feeling? :)”
  • and u greet him w nothing but roasts
    • “awwwwww ponyyyyyyyy ily”
    • “pony-kid”
    • “horsechild”
    • “love my love”
    • “loVE of my LOVE
    • “what were ur parents thinking”
    • “it started normal and then it really just went downhill huh”
    • “you say original, i say just plain cruel”
    • “like i just don’t understand how people could be so mean to a baby”
    • “i mean……look at u….. ur cute and decent….just….why ‘ponyboy’”
    • “who had the breakdown”
    • “and why is ur brother named darrel”
    • “might as well have called him milkshake or something”
    • “milkshake curtis”
    • “I’m gonna start calling dairy (darry) that now”
  • he looks to the doctor and he’s like
    • “ok so when will this stuff wear off???”
    • “why is she bleeding so much??”
    • “is her face ok”
  • pony cant fuckin drive so
    • he’s there for moral support <3
    • darry is ofc the one to drive
  • but when they get @ the Curtis house,
    • “pony r u sure u got this”
    • “omg yeah for sure im sure we’ll be fine”
    • “ok well i gotta go food shopping. steve has off today and if he isn’t hangin around soda u can call him over to help”
    • “steve”
    • “yeah ste-“
    • “i woNT NEED HELP FROM HIM”
  • im tellin u its been like 9 minutes and pony calls steve at the DX (he won’t pick up his house phone bc he’s at the DX hangin round soda) & he’s literally hyperventilating that blood is everywhere
    • soda picks up the phone first lmao
    • “STEVE I NEED HELP”
    • “never thought i’d hear u say that”
    • “SODA WTF GIVE THE PHONE TO STEVE UR NOT HELPING”
    • “wtf do u want pony” (steve)
    • and tbh you’re knocking shit over and tripping over yourself before u end up spitting ur gauze at pony while he’s on the phone??
    • “OH GOD ITS ON ME”
    • “pony wtf are u talking about”
    • pony practically whispers into phone bc he’s about to have a breakdown
    • “she just won’t stop knocking over things”
    • * huGE crash from the living room*
    • “ok well pony…….im…..busy…….”
  • darry eventually comes back after 20 minutes bc he forgot his wallet
    • and he opens the front door to see but nothing but a wrecked living which makes him vv concerned (like omg did they get robbed)
    • but then he follows the sound of crying which leads to soda and pony’s room
    • he opens the door and there u guys are
  • darry thought it was just u sobbing
    • but it turns out that pony’s cryin with u
    • like u are v emotional and u keep falling asleep in the middle of sobbing
    • and pony just doesnt know how to handle it??? so he cries
    • there are tissUES EVERYWHERE
    • and melted ice cream sitting in a bowl
  • darry’s just “OK WHY R U CRYING”
    • and u lose it??
    • “GOD IM SORRY I FAILED U MILKSHAKE”
    • “I MADE FUN OF PONY’S NAME IM AN AWFUL PERSON I KNOW”
    • ”milkshake??? but pony why are yOu crying??”
    • “IM CRYING BECAUSE I FEEL BAD”
    • “SHE DOESNT juST DOESNT DESERVE THIS”
    • “PONY, SHE NEEDED TO GET HER WISDOM TEETH OUT”
    • “BUT LOOK AT HER SHES MISERABLE”
    • they both look over at u, but this bitch is literally knocked tf out and drooling peacefully
  • darry will never let pony live this down js

anonymous asked:

Sorry, I just wanted to say I saw that video of the Goku and Vegeta game grumps comparison and was wondering if you ever thought about doing more videos like that? It's honestly the best thing I've ever scene and I don't think I've seen anything else like it. Your art style is really loved too. Happy drawings!

oh yea omg i totally forgot about that video tbh and i kept getting new subscriber notices on my email recently and i was like ‘wtf???’ and i looked and i was like ‘ohhh myyy gooddddd…’

like i mean…

and i have like almost 4k subs too???

like???

??????

ARE YOU SERIOUS?? AKDSFHALSKDJF LOLL

honestly i thought it was gonna get like… 3k views MAX. i worked hard on it but it was just for fun and on a whim and its sort of silly and i really think no one was gonna actually dig it and i thought people would think its weird… but shit. 

WHO SPREAD THIS? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?? WHO IS RESPONSIBLE???LOL

but sorry. to your question:

eehhhhhh ooooo ahhhhh uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm eeeeeeeeeeeee….

like. do you mean specifically to game grumps? or to make crossovers with other stuff?

if you mean to ask if ive thought of doing more GGxDBZ crossovers? then no.. i dont know???? i mean the pachinko town clip was the only clip i thought would fit guko and vegeets and the only one i had in mind sorta. there might be a few more gg moments i think might work but its been a long while since ive watched game grumps. ive been kinda on a break with them. 

but to do other cross-over-ish things in general? there was one idea i had using the audio of the actual english dbz voice actors reading scenes from movies in the dbz voices and sort of animating(?) to that. but as you can CLEARLY SEE- I AM NO ANIMATOR LOL. (sort of why i disabled comments on that video-i dont need people telling me i cant animate… i already know that lol)

but i mean…. i WOULD like to do another sort of animated( if you can even call it that) video with better art cuz ive improved a lot since then lol

i have crossover ideas ive wanted to do for FOREVER but just never had the time… until now really. so i dont know! youll have to wait and see. i cant guarantee anything.

i do really REALLY appreciate you liked it tho, and if it actually does make anyone smile then it was worth it and im glad i made it. i dont know if ill do more in the future but who knows? it might encourage me to do more?? but for now thank you for liking it! it really mean a lot.

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anonymous asked:

RFA + minor trio please~ I don't admit this very often, but I'm a pretty casual cusser, so their reactions the first time they hear MC curse? Thank you~!

omg i love that you’re using “the minor trio” it just struck me at like 2 am and i thought it was adorable way to refer to the “desperately needs a route” club

okay okay I love this request here we go this got a bit goofier than i intended but w/e


Zen

  • what
  • but
  • princesses don’t swear!!!!
  • (well THIS PRINCESS DOES BUDDY [or prince or royal or whatever term of endearment u prefer])
  • You will wear your crown of profanity and rule over your trash kingdom in peace okay
  • Honestly Zen thinks it’s pretty sexy
  • Like every part of you is cute!!!
  • But when you swear it’s like
  • He’s imagining you as a biker chick or something. SO TOUGH. SO COOL.
  • Sometimes he tickles you and you swear at him and he’s just so delighted
  • he can never take it seriously though
  • unless you’re really mad at him
  • then he takes it really seriously.
  • He swears with you sometimes when you’re watching exciting things on TV. (like sports. and emotional dramas. and high-tension cooking shows.)

Yoosung

  • this precious little chick could never swear when his mom was around
  • never
  • n e v e r
  • it is now this super guilty forbidden pleasure so when he hears you just casually go “Ugh, fuck this shit” he’s like
  • ????
  • ?????!?
  • ?????!?!?!?!????!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!
  • why aren’t you whispering omg someone could hear you!!!!
  • You just look at him and you’re like
  • What?
  • dude we’re alone in the apartment
  • Okay so you have to teach this boy how to swear
  • he’s a denizen of the internet how has he not learned this shit by now
  • He says ‘crumbs’ instead of ‘crap’ and ‘darn’ instead of ‘damn’
  • Like holy heckeronni Yoosung UR SO CUTE
  • (one time he gets really drunk and says you have a “damn fine ass” and you’re LIKE OH MY GOD YOOSUNG WHERE DID THAT COME FROM)
  • (he’s quoting something he saw on TV lmao)

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I was listening to spotify and suddenly this song comes up, and I think: that is Ed, but wtf is he singing?, I tottally forgot about this song! 

So just in case u forgot about it too, here it is again. It´s only Ed cos the videos from when they perform it together are shit.

anonymous asked:

Ok another holsom hc - in Y1 Ransom promised Holster he could be his best man, and vice versa. Now they're getting married they both feel bad to break that promise. Until Rans realises "Holtz. Adam. Bro, babe. Now you're my best man for life" and both nearly cry of happiness

akjshjshasjk this made me laugh prepare for a fic for this because THEY WOULD also fights over who gets it? yep

sorry this is short! I’m currently packing all of my stuff bc I’ll be away all summer & I don’t have time to write :/

words: 500ish this is hella short

warnings: i mean there’s mentions of being drunk but yeah no nothing hardcore

 

Late 2012

“Bro… did you mean it last night?”

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-So, Gunther, it looks like you and your brother simply will not stay your asses at home lately, and I keep finding your homework in the litterboxes. You two better keep your grades up because I have made important cat adoption plans for the minute you leave for college!

-Aw dad, pretending to be a responsible father is cute but you can relax, we’re definitely gonna study today! I mean it’s Sunday morning, what else are we gonna do? Hit the clubs?

We arrive at the Lulu Lounge! Loving that red carpet, Jojo this is the place for you.

-Ugh I know, I feel so at home.

Well you do look great, especially next to our car!

Do you guys remember Komei’s boxing thing that he has thankfully stopped doing? I think that apart from the jaw, Jojo has also inherited those faulty genetics, because all he wants to do at any given moment is play this stupid punching game. Not only is it annoying as fuck but pretty disturbing as well. I’m talking Anastasia Steele teas.

-Punch me Gunther! Punch me like you mean it!

Ugh freak. Time to hit something else.. the dancefloor!

Panic! At The Disco.

-MY HAIR, MY BEAUTIFUL DARCY HAIR! I WISH MOM HAD MORNING-AFTER-PILLED YOU

Thank god the tension is quickly overcome with some inappropriate brotherly dancing!

-Nice, now knee me in the testicles, Gunther!

JFC. Jojo really, I’m not judging, but this is a legacy not the fucking Story of O. Let’s at least find someone who is not a blood relation to beat you up? 

Like blondie here, look he’s cute and he wants to dance with you!

-UGH gross, not only is he age appropriate but I don’t even see a ring on that finger! Hard pass. OMG. IT’S HIM. HE’S HERE.

What? No, that’s impossible, there is no fucking way-

WELL FUCK ME I GUESS. WHAT THE FUCK. STEPHEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ON A SUNDAY MORNING

-Sunday morning, time to cut loose, am I right?

NO YOU’RE NOT. GO HOME TO YOUR FAMILY I’M TRYING TO CURE JOJO OF THIS OBSESSION. GET OUT BEFORE HE COMES OVER

………………………………….fucking jfc I’m so done. Jojo I hate you.

-Well well well… Following me now, Stephen? Oh how the tables have turned..

-What? Do I know you?

-Haha that’s funny. So this is how you wanna play this then? Alright. Yes, I am a complete stranger..

-Oh wait, you’re that legacy freak that keeps spying on my family, aren’t you?

-That’s right I am. Does that turn you on?

-WHAT. NO IT DOES NOT WHAT THE FUCK

-You can stop playing hard to get, you have me already..

-I’M GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER AS SOON AS I LEARN YOUR NAME

-Well he can say what he wants but he did buy me a drink..

NO HE DIDN’T HE LEFT AND YOU STOLE HIS DRINK

-I fail to see the difference. 

OF COURSE YOU DO. Let’s gtfo before you get arrested.

We go to Rodney’s Hideout to literally hide out. Gunther runs into Ruskie and things immediately escalate..

..while Jojo finally has one solitary bolt with someone and it’s Craig here, who is very cute and also..

A NERD. We have struck gold! Jojo don’t fuck this up istg.

-I can’t believe I’m saying this to someone who is not my mother but.. I don’t hate you.

-Oh my!

The very definition of different speeds. But it doesn’t matter, we’re getting there, just keep up the non disturbing conversation about hats, Jo!

-So you see, Craig, just as Napoleon thought the battle was his, he sees a sea of Prussian spiked helmets, or pickelhaubes, approaching-

-Actually, the Prussian military did not adopt the pickelhaube until 1842, it’s a common misconception aided by representations of the battle of Waterloo in modern media..

Oh dear god we’re gonna be here all night.

Even Mrs Crumplebottom doesn’t care enough to interrupt this lameness. 

-I don’t know when I’ll be able to go on a date with you, Craig, as I don’t subscribe to the arbitrary concept of ‘time’.. 

Ok you know what, NO. Get up.

There we fucking go. WAS THAT SO HARD

-You are pretty attractive even though your clothes are. ridiculous.

LMAO take a look in the mirror lately Jo? Whatever, Craig likes you for some unfathomable reason so let’s do this already.

If you’re wondering what Gunther was doing during this time, it was watching his harem smustle. He had 2 bolts with Ivy but Ruskie wouldn’t gtfo so we’re getting to Ivy later. As if we’d let her escape!

Busting a move worked like a charm on Craig, legit god knows why. Craig you’re a fucking weirdo. 

-I can’t help it, he looks so cool!

Is cool the right word for it? Is it really?

Fucking oedipal istg. STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR MOM AND MAKE A MOVE YOU’RE EXHAUSTING

-Honestly, my dear, far be it from me to criticize my mother in any way, but I really don’t know what she was thinking marrying Komei!

Yea let us guess who you would prefer she marry instead.. Gee that’s a tough one.

Yes, there we go, we’re so close Jojo! Please don’t say anything creepy and scare him away, please ❤ Who knows how long it will be till we find someone else who likes you, probably never LETS BE REAL

-I really wasn’t expecting this to happen with someone so unmarried and so not middle-aged such as yourself.. And dressed in this delinquent manner.. I mean are you wearing an actual necklace, good lord.. Now that I think about it this may have been a mistake..

NOP, NOP, I’M DONE, TOO LATE FOR THAT SHIT NOW JO. PREPARE FOR IMPACT

YAAAAS. I forgot to turn the special camera off like a moron but whatever! Get it Jo, fucking finally. 

AW. Fuck Jojo looking rough in this pic, can’t believe Craig went for you tbh. THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS

As soon as the first kiss is over this is what Craig hits us with:

Very promising. Jfc Jojo wtf did you do to him?

-NOTHING! I was a perfect gentleman, I even whispered in his ear that I’ll see him again when he’s married!

Oh yea, that’s what everyone wants to hear! Whatever, our work here is done, let’s go home. Gunther is so tired from being a slut he’s ready to pass out.

….

……………….

…………………………..

………………………………….

I wanna grab both your shoulders and shake, baby,
snap out of it,
I get the feeling I left it too late, but baby,
snap out of it,
if that watch don’t continue to swing or the fat lady fancies having a sing,
I’ll be here waiting ever so patiently for you to
snap. out. of. it.
  ♪ 💔

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Warm and Close - Day 5 - Ellessey
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By Organization for Transformative Works

Day 5: Secrets/Truth (Quite a bit of swearing in this one! If that bothers anyone)

Daichi turns away from the classroom door before his professor can see him standing out there, and heads back the way he came. There’s no way he can tell Suga, but if he were even going to consider it, he couldn’t do it in the middle of a shithole, which is essentially all his room is right now.

Also, he doesn’t have spare sheets, which means he needs to wash the ones on his bed. Because Suga is going to be there tomorrow night. And Daichi is in love with him. And he’s very concerned now that there would be something terrible about letting Suga be in his bed without knowing that.

A collection of ficlets for DaiSuga Week 2017


Daichi: kuroo I have a problem

Kuroo: is it that you forgot to pick me up this morning?

Daichi: …….
Daichi: shit im sorry
Daichi: did you make it to class?

Kuroo: yes, worthless friend
Kuroo: after running the entire way and arriving in a disheveled panting heap 5 minutes late for history
Kuroo: how did you fucking forget me???

Daichi: so
Daichi: you know suga

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Anon asked:  Could you do a agent May fic? One where the reader is the opposite of her. You know bubbly, talkative, can’t kill a man with her pinkie finger kind of thing. And the team find out about their relationship and are just surprised? Idk I think it could be funny and sweet and stuff.

I gotchu fam

Warning: Cute shit, idk I forgot how to write for a minute wtf. This is shitty I’m so sorry.


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anonymous asked:

OKAY SO IN A LIVE STREAM, MARK SAID SOMETHING ABOUT TUMBLR TO TYLER AND HE WAS ALL "I DON'T HAVE TUMBLR MY DUDE, ALL I HAVE IS TWITTER AND INSTAGRAM, " AND MARK WAS ALL "NO WAY DUDE WTF," AND AMY WAS LIKE "YEAH, YOU SHOULD GET IN TUMBLR BC THEY FUCKIN LOVE YOU, LIKE WE'RE CONSTANTLY SHOWING YOU SHIT LIKE 'TYLER, THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR ARMS AGAIN,'" AND I LOST MY SHIT BUT I FORGOT ABOUT IT UNTIL YESTERDAY AND I'M MAD BC I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW IT HAPPENED

DUDE HE KNOWS

-martzi

LL7 (spoilery edition)

I am just a flip flop of emotions this morning…

You know how I said I didn’t have anything to be mad about??
I FORGOT SOMETHING.

FUCK FANGRY
HE’S THE ONLY THING I’LL INTERRUPT MY CRYING TO BE ANGRY ABOUT.
YOU ARE MY D-BAG OF THE CENTURY SIR.
GETAWAY DICKISHNESS TO TAILGATE PALES IN COMPARISON TO YOUR DICKERY, YA DICK.
AND WHEN IS CYCLONUS GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT ALL THIS SHIT?!?!?!?!?!! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK?????

On a side note, did Kaput tell anyone else about Tailgate’s treatment?? If he didn’t then…that’s pretty irresponsible bruh…

Also
WTF did Whirl say to Tailgate?! DUDE??!!!

alright, back to being sad, bye.
*continues to be an emotional wreck*

Before Ch 5: 

Noctis: *visibly uncomfortable/awkward at the prospect of marrying the girl he last saw when he was like 8 and their only form of communication was through a book aka pen pals.*

Ch 5:

Luna: “I’m praying for you, Noctis!” 

Noctis: *Has flashback and suddenly remembers a bunch of stuff he forgot about???* “Oh shit, that’s right! I just now remembered that I’m supposed to like like her!” Ahem *crying* “WE’LL BE TOGETHER SOON, LUNA!

Me: 

Um….? 

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anonymous asked:

like.. the main reason i cannot bring myself even close to liking ka//ura is because in season 1 when she gets captured in order to save sh/ro, ke/th is like "hey guys how about we dont go and save her, sh/ro is fine so i dont really care" ???????? did people completely forgot about this or-

YA like i know he was just apparently “”thinking like a paladin””” or whatever bs he said but????? holy shit dude??? y’all would be FUCKED if you didn’t get a//ura back??? everyone else thought he was being a full on ASS when he said that… they were all like Wtf Dude

but yeah man i really think ka//ura shippers forget that sometimes…. not really a good way to start developing a relationship between people….. lmfao no WAY the writers would fuck up that badly cmon… majority of the fandom hate or dislike this ship except people who were fans of the old vo//tron and some newer ones

Don't piss off your bartender.

I bartend at a bowling alley in the suburbs. I do last call about 10:45 on weekdays. 45 minutes before they stop selling games & the alley closes half an hour after that. Usually I’m done closing & stocking the bar by 11:30 & will bowl a few games until it’s closed at midnight.

Earlier this week a group of 5 young guys come in 10 minutes after last call & ask if they can get beers. I explained I had already done last call, & started closing down everything, but I could bend it a bit if they just wanted one round. I was going to be there late already, so I figured it wasn’t going to be a huge deal to just pour 2 pitchers & give them some plastic cups. Plus I might get a decent tip for being chill about it.

Admittedly that was a dumb thought. Never happening again…

Not only were they huge d*cks about it taking a minute (I already uncoupled the kegs & cleaned my spouts, which I explained to them), but they threw a hissy fit about being carded when they were all 21-22. Left a huge mess at the lane, spilled shit, were generally loud/obnoxious, didn’t return any of their balls to the rack(which they had way more than needed for not knowing wtf they were doing) & didn’t follow lane etiquette. AND they stiffed me after I did them a favor by undoing some of my work to get them a round. I can let 1 or 2 of those things slide, cause I remember being that age, but they hit the jackpot of jackassery in my book. I couldn’t really do much about it & pretty much forgot about it the next day. Cause I’m a professional & can get over dingus customers…

But! …they came back a few days later. And here’s where I get petty AF. They order 3 pitchers, I ask for ID even though I recognize them, just cause it pissed them off last time.

Douche face 1: “we were here 2 nights ago, you don’t remember us?!”

I do.

Me: “sorry, but I see a lot of people come through. It’s nothing personal.”

It is.

He goes to get his ID. I wait for him to get back before asking for everyone in his group to show me ID. He has to walk back. Most left them in the car. They all have to walk back. 2 out of the 5 don’t have their wallet, I know they’re of age since I checked the other night, but I get to be even more petty now.

Me: sorry, but I can’t serve you the pitchers since there’s some in your group who don’t have ID

Douche face 2/3: but I promise I’m of age! You served us the other night!

Me: I’m sorry, but I can’t. It’s illegal to serve anyone who doesn’t have any ID. Even if they are clearly of age. I can give everyone else 1 drink at a time, but that’s it since I can’t be sure they won’t be passed out to the rest.

A few extra foamy beers poured later and they try getting something after last call since “you did it last time.” But f*ck that I wanted to be off early enough that I could make sure to bowl close enough to them that they could see the 2 beers I bought for myself & set aside until I was off. Well after I did last call. Those PBR bottles tasted sooooo much better than normal.

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I know it’s been weeks since I saw this but I forgot to make a post so I’ll make it now
P much the only vid of Chris Parson doing Junkrat-y things in front of an actual camera is here and my fav part about the whole thing is that the dudes streaming ask him wtf the “Don’t come the raw prawn with me” line means and Chris is basically like “Uhhhhhh, idk man they make you say shit and I don’t ask any questions lmao”
Honestly, so relatable

Just wanting to let y'all know

Tomorrow (well technically today since i’m a fucking night owl) i’m making a tie dye shirt with the word dad across is bc you know KIAN AND JC ARE SO FUCKING HILARIOUS AND EVERYONE THINKS I FORGOT ABOUT THEM, anyways, i’m making a funny knj related shirt for the 4th of july and i’m posting it AS A SELFIE WITH ME IN IT FOR DOLAN TWIN TUESDAY SELFIE. SO SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE ANONS WHO GIVE ME SHIT ABOUT NOT POSTING ABOUT KNJ, GUESS WHAT?!

DEAL WITH IT.

anonymous asked:

Yooo I just got back from uni and shit son I didn't even notice the APMAs were today, I forgot about them entirely but LOL at the shitstorm I walked into. Wtf happened to the venue though? Last year there was a mosh pit and shit was classy as fuck - but this year it looks like it was done in a hotel function room - like some SGDQ bullshit.

It was moved last minute to a smaller venue.