• teacher:so, for example, how did you start your day?
  • me:woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head
  • teacher:ok well, someone el-
  • me:found my way downstairs and drank a cup aND LOOKING UP I NOTICED I WAS LATE
  • class:
  • teacher:
  • me:FOUND MY COAT AND GRABBED MY HAT
  • teacher:you're not wearing a hat
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:MADE THE BUS IN SECONDS FLAT

‏لو خيروا العرب بين دولتين علمانية اودينية ‏لصوتوا للدولة الدينية ‏وذهبوا للعيش في الدولة العلمانية.

If the Arabs had the choice between two states, secular and religious, they would vote for the religious and flee to the secular.

—  علي الوردي
Ali Al-Wardi