i finished it wow this is the first thing i've ever completed

Altitude (m)

Word count: 5,187

Warning: Jimin smut


You take a swig from the bottle in your hand, savouring the sharp flavour on your tongue you’ve been waiting for all day long.

The boy next to you, impatiently holding out his hand, rolls his eyes when you let out a fulfilled sigh. “Dude, it’s just vodka with fucking water.”

“Fuck off, Yoongi,” you respond, showing your affection for the guy by taking a sip. Only when he basically rips it out of your hands do you hand it to him with offendedly. “Fine, take it.”

Yoongi leans back until his head hits the brick wall, then copies your actions. “Fucking hell, Jimin again today.”

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anonymous asked:

Here's one I've been thinking about since Monday. UT UF US and SF skelebros. Their S/O invites them to watch the solar eclipse with them. I imagine they'd probably think its pretty amazing, especially when totality happens. Please and thank you <3

I hope you don’t mind me taking this one for my first response! Space nerd, coming through! I hope all my American friends got to enjoy it; I’ve yet to see an eclipse myself! I think I’ll only do UT/UF/US Brothers since I’m still not 100% confident with Swapfell, so sorry! :( ~Mod Panda

UT! Sans

He low keys acts cool as you drag him outside for it, but he’s slightly shaking in excitement. As soon as it starts you can barely get his attention again. Like, at all. But it’s in the best way; his smile is the biggest it’d been in a long time. He’d read so much about it while stuck in the Underground, but finally being able to see it himself…? When totality happens, his eye lights become little stars and he’s completely silent. He would respond a little before to a few things, now it’s the quietest you’ve ever seen him. This is a very, very happy skele. When the eclipse is over he’ll pull you into a tight hug with a quiet “Thank you”.

UT! Papyrus

WOWIE, the moon blocks out the sun?!  Do not worry, Date-Mate, the great Papyrus will protect you from the darkness! Once you tell him it’s all natural and happens occasionally so no protection needed, he’s excited. You make sure he’s wearing his glasses despite his protests (“SKELETONS DON’T HAVE EYES”) and it’s begun. He’s cut off mid-sentence while he watches in happiness. You and Sans best be prepared for many, many questions later, but for now, Papyrus is happy watching the event unfold before him while holding your hand tightly.

UF! Sans

What the hell are you doing? You’re practically yankin’ his arm off, and now you’re shoving these stupid lookin’ glasses on his face? What the fuck is goin- Oh. You had done a pretty good job of keeping him away from any news of the eclipse, and his reaction is so worth it. The sky darkens and at first he’s sweating buckets, thinking something is gonna come dust him, but as soon as he looks up and sees totality happen, he’s awestruck. His whole posture completely changes and he relaxes a little for once. He’d never seen such an event before in any reset, and to spend it with you? Wow. Afterwards he goes back to his usual asshole self, but there’s definitely a smooch for you later behind closed doors.

UF! Papyrus

He’s not happy at all at being brought outside by you, and with so much enthusiasm too. He’s clearly too busy to stand outside watching something as asinine as this! You have to put your foot down a little – always a risky move – but eventually he relents and stands outside with you, complaining the whole time until it starts. It’s hard to read his face when it starts, especially because he’s tapping his foot as he’s watching. His frown seems to disappear momentarily when the moon fully eclipses the sun, surprised at the display. When you’re both alone afterwards he’ll briefly admit that the event was enjoyable, even exciting- no stop smiling he’s not admitting defeat!

US! Sans

DATE-MATE, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, IT’S GOING TO START ANY MINUTE! This little energy-filled bean had been bouncing around non-stop since you asked him if he wanted to watch the eclipse with you, it was like he had drunk coffee again (Papyrus said he’d drank some once… Only once.) For such a small skeleton, he’s strong as he drags you up to the top of the hill you’d agreed on the day before with such speed you had to pause and catch your breath. Once you were both ready with your glasses and sat comfortably you both looked up at the sky eagerly. As soon as the moon starts to move in front of the sun, Sans grabs your arm and his bones rattle. You begin to worry about the excitement possibly making him explode. Help him. His jaw drops when the eclipse hits its full scale and you’re sure you’re going to be shaken to death. Thankfully he tells you everything in detail after it finished, since you weren’t really able to watch.

US! Papyrus

He’s more than happy to join you outside when you ask him, casually resting his arm around your shoulders as you join the other crowds waiting for the eclipse to start. He enjoys the quietness that falls as the first shadows start to cover the sun. It’s like the whole world stands still it’s so peaceful. He’ll probably make a terrible pun or two, but when totality happens he just smiles and watches quietly with you. When it’s all finished, he’ll invite you for a nap with him, talking about the event and how lucky a guy he is to see it with you.

emilys-fandom-trashbin  asked:

I've been binge-ing all your writings (they're amazing btw), and I just finished "Our Greatest Creation" and my 3 hours of sleep brain said "Man, Black Hat would be an amazing uncle" and I just?? Request a continuation of Our Greatest Creation where the kid's, like, 6 and BH is best uncle while Flug and Waifu are on second honeymoon or smth??


Dr. Flug x Reader (Also, Uncle-y Black Hat)

A/N:Technically this is a Flug x Reader, but…. Yeah it focuses more on BH and his relationship with your child. I named your kid Alan as a tribute to Alan Ituriel. I love that man, and while I totally subscribe to and adore the “Dad Alan” head-cannons (go check out @blackhatcannons for this because they have some really cute ideas about Dad Alan!), I also just adored the idea of little Alan Ituriel running around with “Uncle Black Hat”. Because who doesn’t love Alan?
This request was so cute and I wrote it really quickly because the inspiration was there! Thank you and I hope you enjoy!!!


It felt good to relax. Certainly it wasn’t something you nor Flug got to do very often. Ever since Alan was born your lives had become a whirlwind of adorable, evil adventures. Not that you didn’t enjoy them, but it felt good to relax a bit.

You turned over in your bed and sighed at your husband’s form. But something was off.

“Hey, Flug,” You yawned, “Where’s Alan?”

You could have sworn that your little boy had crawled in bed with you two again last night, with another night mare about a hero destroying the company. You looked over to 5.0.5’s bed in the corner, but your son wasn’t curled up with the blue bear either.

“Maybe he went back to his room.” Flug replied sleepily. You shrugged, wanting terribly to stay in bed with him, but the alarm on you night stand gleefully reminded you that it was 15 minutes after 9 and you knew Black Hat undoubtedly had something for you to do. It didn’t matter that it was a Saturday morning. And besides, Alan’s cartoons were on. Maybe that’s where he’d gone. It didn’t take you long to get ready.

At the sound of a large explosion, you watched your husband sit bolt upright in bed, still dressed from work the night before, save the lab coat. You looked at each other in surprise. We’re you under attack? Usually explosions came from inside the house. And they were typically Flug’s fault.

Both of you ran outside quickly, Flug pulling on a lab coat as you sped down the halls. Alan wasn’t in his room or in front of the TV.

Out side you both came across a scene that made your eyes widen. Black Hat and Alan stood a little ways away from the sight of the explosion, laughing together. The entirety of the neighbors flower garden, of which Black Hat often complained due to its size and bright colors, was on fire. Or at least, the few bits of organic matter left was aflame. There was a considerable dent in the ground.

“Sir?” Flug surprisingly spoke first and Black Hat quickly stopped laughing, “What happened?”

“Did….Did that explosion…Did you help Alan set that off?” You asked slowly, a look of concern no doubt lining your face. On multiple occasions you’d seen your son fight Demencia over a box of cookies and win. You knew he was tough, but the mom in you was still concerned for your son, who from the looks of things was not nearly as far from the blast as he should have been.

“What?!” Black Hat asked, looking at you two like you were crazy, “He’s fine!”

Behind him, Alan was laughing…and also his coat was on fire. You chuckled a bit while Flug looked on with concern. Upon seeing you two, Alan ran over to you, pulling on the bottom of your shirt.

“Mama! Mama! Uncle Black Hat and I burned down the neighbor’s flowers today!”

“Uncle Black Hat?!” Flug and Black Hat said in unison. You chuckled again, taking one knee so you could talk to your son face to face.

“Wow, Alan, that sounds absolutely criminal.” You smiled, raising an eye to Black Hat, who huffed and avoided your gaze.

“Yeah!” Alan smiled enthusiastically, using his arms as he talked, “He even let me pour the gasoline on them! It was awesome! They went up so fast!”

“And what should you go tell you’re ‘Uncle Black Hat’?” You replied, placing a hand on his shoulder to pat out the last bit of flame and gesturing over to Black Hat.

“I am not-”

“Thank you!” Alan smiled, running over to Black Hat and hugging his leg. Black Hat froze, a near disgusted look on his face as the young boy hugged him.

“Uhhhh, yes…” He replied, patting Alan on the head uncomfortably and sending him back to you, “You are…welcome.”

“Now run inside and grab a snack with Daddy.”

“Okay!” Alan smiled, grabbing Flug’s hand and leading his father inside. Flug looked back at you and you offered him a reassuring smile.

“You know just gasoline wouldn’t cause an explosion that big.” You looked over to Black Hat, who was watching them go inside. He looked at you with that half confused, half disgusted look, before quickly composing himself back into an “I don’t care” attitude.

“Ah well, you know, I just wanted to make the fire larger, cause more damage…you know their flowers were going over the fence a-”

“Well you made Alan really happy.” You said, patting him on the shoulder, “And he really looks up to you.”

“Yeah well…maybe the child isn’t completely useless…” He mumbled, following you back in the house.

'Frozen' Starter Sentences
  • "Beware the frozen heart."
  • "The skies awake, so I'm awake!"
  • "Do you wanna build a snowman?"
  • "The heart is not so easily changed."
  • "There is beauty in it....but also great danger."
  • "Fear will be your enemy."
  • "Come on let's go and play."
  • "I never see you anymore."
  • "We used to be best buddies."
  • "I wish you would tell me why!"
  • "It doesn't have to be a snowman."
  • "Conceal it, don't feel it. Don't let it show."
  • "I think some company is overdue, I've started talking to the pictures on the walls."
  • "I don't want to hurt you!"
  • "______ please, I know you're in there."
  • "People have been asking where you're been."
  • "They say have courage and I'm trying to."
  • "I'm right out here for you, just let me in."
  • "We only have each other."
  • "What are we gonna do?"
  • "Why have a ballroom with no balls?"
  • "There'll be actual real live people, it'll be totally strange."
  • "Wow am I so ready for this change."
  • "For the first time in forever, there'll be music, there'll be light."
  • "Don't know if I'm elated or gassy, but I'm somewhere in that zone."
  • "For the first time in forever, I won't be alone."
  • "I can't wait to meet everyone!"
  • "What if I meet the one?"
  • "I suddenly see him standing there, a beautiful stranger, tall and fair."
  • "I wanna stuff some chocolate in my face."
  • "Which is totally bizarre."
  • "Nothing like the life I've led so far."
  • "For the first time in forever, I could be noticed by someone."
  • "And I know it's totally crazy."
  • "At least I've got a chance."
  • "Don't let them in, don't let them see."
  • "Be the good girl you always have to be."
  • "Make one wrong move and everyone will know."
  • "But it's only for today."
  • "It's agony to wait."
  • "A chance to change my lonely world."
  • "A chance to find true love."
  • "Nothing's in my way."
  • "I'm awkward, you're gorgeous."
  • "Wait, what?"
  • "Like the chicken with the face of a monkey!"
  • "Your physique helps, I'm sure."
  • "Can I just say something crazy?"
  • "I love crazy!"
  • "I've been searching my whole life to find my own place."
  • "It's nothing like I've ever known before."
  • "Love is an open door."
  • "I mean it's crazy, we finish each others-"
  • "Sandwiches!"
  • "That's what I was gonna say!"
  • "I've never met someone who thinks so much like me."
  • "Jinx! Jinx again!"
  • "You and I were just meant to be."
  • "Say goodbye to the pain of the past."
  • "Can I say something crazy? Will you marry me?"
  • "Can I say something even crazier? Yes!"
  • "I'm sorry, I'm confused."
  • "May I talk to you please? Alone?"
  • "You can't marr someone you just met!"
  • You can if it's true love!"
  • "Oh, _____, what do you know about true love?"
  • "All you know is how to shut people out."
  • "I can't live like this anymore!"
  • "Why do you shut me out? Why do you shut the world out?"
  • "What are you so afraid of?!"
  • "I'm completely ordinary!"
  • "She/he would never hurt me."
  • "A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like I'm the queen."
  • "Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried."
  • "Don't let them know? Well know they know!"
  • "Let it go."
  • "Can't hold it back anymore."
  • "I don't care what they're going to say."
  • The cold never bothered me anyway."
  • "You'll never see me cry."
  • "Here I stand, and here I'll stay."
  • "I'm never going back."
  • "The past is in the past."
  • "That perfect girl/guy is gone."
  • "She/he's a stinker."
  • "Snow. It had to be snow."
  • "Ooh, and sauna!"
  • "Hoo-hoo!"
  • "Big summer blowout!"
  • "Now back up, while I deal with this crook here."
  • "Reindeers are better than people."
  • "Yeah, people will beat you and curse you and cheat you."
  • "Everyone of them's bad, except you."
  • "But people smell better than reindeers."
  • "That's once again true, for all except you."
  • "We leave now, right now."
  • "Hold on, we like to go fast!"
  • "Wait, you got engaged to someone you just met that?!"
  • Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers?"
  • "Foot size doesn't matter."
  • "What if you hate the way he picks his nose? And eats it."
  • "All men do it."
  • "Are you some sort of love expert?"
  • "Because I don't trust your judgement."
  • "Who marries a man she just met?!"
  • "It's true love!"
  • "You almost set me on fire!"
  • "But I just paid it off."
  • "I understand if you don't want to help me anymore."
  • "This whole thing has ruined me for helping anyone else."
  • "Sometimes I really don't like you."
  • "No, not yellow. Yellow and snow? No go."
  • "You're creepy."
  • "It's just a head!"
  • "Why are you hanging off the earth like a bat?"
  • "Hi, I'm ____ and I like warm hugs."
  • "Who's the funky looking reindeer over there?"
  • "I don't know why, but I've always loved the idea of summer."
  • "I'm guessing you don't have much experience with heat."
  • "Sometimes I like to imagine what it will be like when summer does come."
  • "The hot and the cold are both so intense, put them together it just makes sense."
  • "Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle."
  • "I'm gonna tell him."
  • "Don't you dare!"
  • "Somebody's gotta tell him."
  • "Oh look at that, I've been impaled."
  • "I wouldn't put your foot there. Or there."
  • "Nobody wants to be alone. Except maybe you."
  • "That was like a crazy trust exercise."
  • "I'm gonna cry."
  • "Go ahead, I won't judge."
  • "Do you think she knows how to knock?"
  • "It opened! That's a first."
  • "It's a palace made of ice! Ice is my life!"
  • "Please don't shut me out again."
  • "Please don't slam the door."
  • "You don't have to keep your distance anymore."
  • "I will be right here."
  • "You mean well, but leave me be."
  • "Just stay away, and you'll be safe from me."
  • "I'm such a fool, I can't be free."
  • "We can face this thing together."
  • "What power do you have to stop me?"
  • 'It is not nice to throw people!"
  • "Don't talk to him like that."
  • "My hair? Look at your hair!"
  • "You hesitated."
  • "I like to consider myself a love expert."
  • "Take off your clothes!"
  • "Why are you holding back from such a man/woman?"
  • "So he's got a few flaws."
  • "You can fix this fixer upper with a little bit of love."
  • "He only likes to tinkle in the woods."
  • "She/he's engaged to someone else, okay?"
  • "Only an act of true love can thaw a frozen heart."
  • "Don't be the monster they fear you are."
  • "Oh, ______ if only there was someone out there who loved you."
  • "Love is putting someone elses needs before yours."
  • "Some people are worth melting for."
  • "The only frozen heart around here is yours."
  • "I could kiss you! Well, I'd like to. May we? May I? Wait, what?"

in-a-garden-astonished  asked:

So, I've stumbled down the rabbit hole after HTTYD2, and I need an introduction to the fandom - any places/fics/blogs you recommend I start with?

OH WOW that’s a tall order! Okay, prepare for a long post!

First off, let me give you a great big “HI!” on the fandom’s behalf. Happy to see new faces!

NOW onto the huge list of stuff.


I’m sure I’m missing out on some important ones, but I honestly mostly stay on tumblr.


Now, keep in mind, I don’t actually read that much fanfiction. I write a lot more than I read. BUT, here are a few of my very favorites:

  • Logic of Steel by Fjord Mustang: a really great blend of movieverse and bookverse that had me smiling and laughing the whole time, although it has some real substance to it.
  • To Soar into the Sunset: A Night Fury’s Odd Memoir by Fjord Mustang: This has to be one of my all-time favorites. I’ve re-read it like three times. It’s basically HtTYD from Toothless’ perspective, but rather than just retell the story, it adds a whole lot of depth to the characters, and explores some unseen moments. 
  • Hitchups by The Antic Repartee: I mentioned this one earlier. It’s very good, but insanely long. When I said I read it in two days, I wasn’t just reading a little bit at a time, I was literally sitting down for hours with this thing for a solid two days. It’s longer than a lot of novels I’ve read. I will admit that I disagree with some of the characterization, and some parts weren’t really my fav, but the writing and worldbuilding is so fantastic, I’ll ignore my squabbles. Read it and decide for yourself, just make sure you have plenty of time to read.
  • Becoming Lífþrasir by Midoriko-Sama: This is one I found only recently (and that’s saying something, it’s probably the only new fic I’ve read in years), and it’s very good. It is a “what if Hiccup actually left Berk” AU. It uses some ideas that I would classify as tropes because a lot of people use them, but to date, this is one of only a couple fics that have actually pulled them off well, in my opinion. Great characterizations, particularly of Hiccup and Stoick, and features some of the book characters, or reprises thereof.
  • The Past is the Present by almne: this is hands down, my favorite modern au in the entire HtTYD fandom. Brilliant writing is for once not my favorite thing about it (although it is brilliant), because the conceptual ideas, setting, and worldbuilding actually made me giddy and drool. A DISCLAIMER, however: it was never actually finished. The main story arch of the fic is complete, so feel free to read it, but it does end mid-though, if you will, and could be continued easily if ever the author comes back.

…Those are the ones that come to mind off the top of my head. Unfortunately, I can think of a ton more that I can’t remember the title or author of, because I am absolutely wretched at favoriting/bookmarking/tagging fics that I like. My go-to method of finding good fics without having to wade through the sewage that is the daily fanfiction fodder is to fine a really good story, go to that author’s page, and look through their stories and their favorites. 


Okay, I dearly hope I’m not missing anyone. This is the list of httyd blogs I follow - some are completely httyd content, others are personal blogs with a lot of httyd posts, like me. If I missed someone, it’s probably because while I follow a few other blogs in the fandom, not all of them post a lot of httyd. I tried to keep it mostly httyd here.

The Analysts/writers: avannakhiilikedragonsnefertsukia 

The Artists: jackthevulturetoodledeedookadeartdreamsoffoolsgaltenoble, derpfirebitter-pink, artydeskigusakatkosmotisblack, kiasherria,  blackrose108nightfuerydragodidnothingwrongallonsyraeraelightning-and-death-itself,

The All-Around: qwertyfonz, thehttydblogthebrookeofdragonseretsonoferetpeachdoxiehalleluyall, howtotrainyourbabyboo, shortylegoicelandiceel, justoffravenpointdragontameroutoftimesinging-suppersam-murott, larahorrendoushaddockiiitoothcupfandom,  avatarsarnytroubleinthewarrenvigilantedragonladyguardianofscrewinguphiccupsapprenticehaddockofberkshayna7767fyeahhowtotrainyourdragondreamwurksinhonoredgloryjimikii,

Some amazing peeps who work at Dreamworks: rufftoonchocosweetetherealsvenkris0ten

This is, to my knowledge, the official blog: howtotrainyourdragon


Many thanks to @crwilley, @urbanhymnal and @bittybae for their help in fashioning Dex-centric headcanons to feed this fic!

Everybody knows that Nursey annoys Dex. Nursey annoying Dex is a fact of life, like the sun coming up or Bitty baking pies. Nursey’s privileged as hell, and he thinks he’s a special sweet poetry-reading snowflake, and no matter how close they’ve gotten there will always be something about Nursey that just rankles Dex to his core.

But Nursey’s not the only thing that annoys Dex. And Dex feels fucking lousy about it. Because Nursey deserves it. But Chowder. Damn it, Chowder annoys Dex too, despite the fact that he’s never done a thing to deserve it.

It’s not even Chowder himself, really. It’s the way people respond to him. He’s everybody’s favorite puppy dog in goalie form, and everyone treats him like that, lining up to feed him or scratch him behind the ears. Dex doesn’t get that kind of treatment. He doesn’t have the right temperament. And who needs to be babied and coddled and loved on like that, anyway? It’d be humiliating, he’s almost sure of it.

But damn it, sometimes he wishes someone would treat him like he’s special, too.

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Sleeping Under Orion

Summary: Luke is on break and aspires to be a hopeless romantic. Doing so, he wins you a stuffed dragon and gets the other boys to light a few candles. Sometimes log cabins don’t need a Jacuzzi for you to fall in love with the place. 

Word count: 3k

Notes: Wow, it’s been a long time. Enjoy.

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