This is every YEAH! in twenty one pilot’s album “Blurryface.” DISCLAIMER: I know someone has done this before but for the life of me I can’t find it so I went ahead and made it again. All audio belongs to Twenty One Pilots, I just stitched it together cause I was bored. Credit for the idea to whoever did it first that I can’t find anymore.
Omg you know what would be funny though. Is for the mercs to end up finding Doc and them having to keep Doc with them
‘About time someone found me! You know how long I’ve been stuck in there. Oh. It’s just you two. So you’re working together now? That’s cool I guess.’
Doc criticizing Locus’ armour. ‘Y’know, that voice filter is pretty intimidating but it’s a little over the top don’t you think. And what’s up with the X on your helmet, I mean, the colour is okay, but eenh.’
Locus stares at Doc. ‘Stop talking.’
‘What’s with the temper, jeez, you remind me of Washington. So hostile. You should lighten up! Have you tried yoga?’
Locus looks over to Felix, and Felix just snickers “Hey it was your dumb idea to keep him alive.” Locus sighs and walks away. “Awh come on Locs, he was just joking!”
•cockiest boyfriend ever ok let’s discuss this
•would probably compliment himself and not u
•jks he would compliment you
•would honestly love when you compliment him as it makes him feel special
•he would never admit that tHough
•would literally piss himSeLF lauGHing when u sometimes get jealous over markson
•"Jackson do you like wanna fuck mark or something fr???“
•"whAt omg Jagi whAT”
•would never deny that shit tho
•ok honestly would freak out when you wear his t-shirts
•"omo, you’re so cute!!!“
•"I won’t be cute when u find out what I’m wearing underneath hM;););)”
•would probably fall to the floor because he still finds you cuTe
•laughs everytime you try and be sexy honestly like
•"you can’t be wild and sexy like me"
•"Jackson. Shut up.“
•poutIng aLL THE FUCKING TIME
•when you say no to like getting pizza or something would literally look at you for 20 minutes pouting and pretending to cry until you give in
•when the food arrives he’s honestly very happy and kisses you because he loves pizza nights
•"boy it’s just a pizza”
•"you don’t understand, Jagi, you don’t understand"
•you guys would watch movies during pizza nights with cuddles BC cuddLES WITH JACKSON FUCK
•his cuddles would be reaLly protective ???
•like he’s quite bulky in the sense that he has broad shoulders and muscle so you alWays feel safe
•his arms would be wrapped around you as your head is like on his chest and his head on yours
•defo would like trace his fingers over your side in a relaxing matter
•if ur ticKlish he would so tAkE THAT TO HIS ADVANTAGE AND TICKLE YOU ALL THE TIME
•he’d tickle you until you like tell him he’s the “sexiest most amazing boyfriend ever and he’s perfection in bed!!” Or smth because he’s a huge greaseball
•always gives off the vibe to ur friends that like he’s very like clingy or something??
•he’s not clingy at all but at some times he just wants to hold you because he likes the feeling of you in his arms anD HE NEVER WANTS YOU TO LEAVR HIM
•is lowkey the most adorable boyfriend ever
•this could go one of two ways like
•short and sweet before he leaves for work
•hot, needy and passionate before he leaves for work that would leave you like ???!!!!!????!!!!!
•actually not even before he leaves for work like whEnever hE WANTS AND WHENEVER U WANT
•he’d pull you in by your wrist so you like hit his chest softly with yours and he puts ur hand on his shoulder cAuse hES SO SMOOTH
•one hand would prolly like cup your face and bring it closer while the other is like on your waist
•now either he could like peck your lips and then smirk and chuckLe and go
•or he could press his lips against yours and just fucking IDEK man fuCkIng kiss yoU WITH SUCH LUST AND LOVE AND WOW IM SWEATING
•Jackson would so so so so bite your lower lip which would cAuse you to moan slightly and hE would fuCking die
•cries because he can’t do anything with you cauSe he hAS TO GO AND WORK
•you cry too tbh
•sex withjackson oh my god
•again one of two ways
•like gentle AF
•hot and sweaty and fast and wOwzor
•i can’t even go into detail on thIs cause I’d probably fucking jumP out of my window cAause sEX WITH JZCKSODN
•so imma let ur imagination run wild;););)
•when Jackson is sad you literally someTimes doNt know what to do because you hardly ever see hIm sad
•you probably cheer him up with a blowjob or something
•or am I ????
•no for real, you probably just hold him and just let him rant and you listen and he loves that cause sometimes he just needs someone to listen
•when you kiss him and tell him that he’s the best thing that could’ve ever happened to you and how everyone is proud of him and how far he’s become
•he honestly he falls in love with you so muCH MORE
•when Jackson says “I love you” he means it every single time
•even its just like when you’ve brought home chocolate or smth he’d be like “Wowowww I loVE U”
•you would blush and smile everytime
•I think the first time he said it, it was kinda unexpected ???
•like you guys had gone on a date to a restaurant or something
•and when you like really laugh lOudly at a joke he made
•he just shakes his head with a smile on his face and goes “fuck, I love you”
•you would most likely choke on air lets be honest
•"I love you too, jackson, so much"
•so would he TBH, he’d most likely like open his eyes wide and say somethin like
•"holy shIt I fiNALLY SAID IT"
•he would definitely like say it over and over
•"I loVE HER" he yells to strangers
•you would laugh and be like “jacksonnnnnnnn”
•he’d giggle and just hug u prolly
• Jackson loves u so much, he may not show it all the time bUt shiTTING hell he really does
•you don’t know how much he brags about u fr
•he tells the boys fucking how much he loves u and stuff and they honestly have to punch him and be like
•wouldn’t “shhhhhhhh” he’d carry on
•Jackson juSt wants to show you how much you mean to him
•but trust me you know and you’re so lucky to have him, and hE you
•jACKSON WOOLD BE A FUCKING AWESOME BOUFRIEND IM GONE
Context: I love gg+bg ships, and went on a search and found the V x Joy rumor. Searched the comments to see fan reactions and found this gem. Day made.)
Lol though… “U know ur IP is traceable easily these days”- girl, all you can find with an IP is a general location that may or may not be accurate, and that’s if you’re the site manager with access to stat tracking. Think you’re scary cuh?
And this RedVelvetDoesnt person clearly thinks they’re dating a kpop idol in the future. Lmao.
Anyways, I’m falling out of my seat laughing. Truly. Everything about this is just world class funny. These people are so gross omg, love it. 10/10. Upvote all.