i find this actually really hilarious

Instinct

Summary: You’re going through your period and Ethan messes up while trying to help ease the pain.
Word Count: 1,585
Warnings: None. Fluff (?) I don’t really know.
A/N: So, this is in fact a personal story. My ex-boyfriend and I actually shared this little moment and a week or so ago, the memory resurfaced and it had me smiling ear to ear, so I thought I’d do an imagine on it. I personally find it very adorable and hilarious, hope you guys too. For some reason, I can clearly imagine Ethan doing something of this sort with his other half, like I wouldn’t put it past him to do something like this. Don’t come at me! It’s just an opinion. Requests are open as is criticism and feedback. Hope you enjoy reading it! xx 


Keeping your eyes shut as tight as you could, you turned over, the bed sheets tangling between your limbs as you felt the muscles of your stomach cramp. You couldn’t help the groan that escaped your lips as you felt the pain intensify, a discomfort so severe, you felt yourself curl up, knees pressed against your chest. Missing the warmth of your boyfriend next to you, your hand searched for him on the other side of the bed in the dark room. Realizing he wasn’t in the room or even in your shared apartment, you fumbled around until you found your phone, squinting as the glare of the phone splayed across your face.

Sighing, you read his message that flashed across the screen. He had slipped out once he was sure you were asleep to wrap up some chores and buy groceries. Groaning louder, you sat up, the pain making it difficult to even think straight. You looked at your phone again, calculating how long it would take for him to return. Every time your cycle started, the pain from having cramps handicapped you, leaving you a mess of hormones, mood swings, your body twisting into positions that would defy physics on any other given day. Somehow having your boyfriend around helped a bit. He would curl up behind you, his body emanating so much heat; you jokingly would call him your human heating bag. He would rock you in his arms, the gentle sway and warmth somehow soothing the thousand knives that would seemingly stab you from inside repeatedly, until you’d fall asleep. Usually, that would do the trick and you’d wake up feeling a bit better, if not exhausted and worn out. This time though, the pain had returned with a vengeance, perhaps because you had woken up abruptly, your body and mind so attuned to him, even subconsciously, you knew when he wasn’t around.

As another wave of pain hit you, you sat up, folding your legs under you. Clutching your stomach, you bent down, burying your head in the pillow. If someone were to see you now, they’d think you were praying. Failing to feel comfortable, you buried your head deeper into your pillow. You didn’t know how much time had passed since you decided on holding yourself in that stance before you heard the door unlock.

‘Ethan?’ you spoke out loud, hoping he’d be able to hear you, your voice giving away the hurt you were feeling.

Although he didn’t respond, you heard him take off his shoes before placing paper bags on the kitchen counter. Following the sound of his padded footsteps, you sensed the bedroom door opening and his fingers searching the light switch. Within seconds, light flooded the otherwise darkened room and you waited, expecting Ethan to come towards you and give you his customary peck on the cheek. Only he didn’t. Confused, you pulled your head out from under the pillow and turned to him, taken aback by the expression on his face.

‘Why in God’s name are you imitating a worm on the bed?’ he asked, his voice laced with humor, ridiculousness etched clear across his beautiful face.

Gritting your teeth, your mood cranky, you muttered, ‘I’m trying to find one goddamn position to feel comfortable in.’

‘Well, it doesn’t seem too comfortable,’ he quipped, raising an eyebrow that almost disappeared behind his hair, flopping over his forehead. You bit your lip, silently observing how badly he needed a haircut while your eyes narrowed, daring him to try your patience at this time. He knew better than to test you now unless he was foolish enough to want his head bitten off by you.

Throwing his hands up in surrender, he cautiously walked towards you. Rubbing your back with one hand, he placed the other on your arm as he leaned down, pressing his lips to your forehead. You closed your eyes in response, breathing heavily. Just having him back next to you seemed to have taken the pain down a notch and for the millionth time, you thanked your stars for having him in your life. How he stuck around you during this time was beyond you. He was so incredibly patient and loving, accommodating every need and demand of yours, quietly taking in every tantrum and mood swing you threw his way, even though he didn’t have to. He could simply walk out until you were human enough to be around, yet he was there, massaging you, running you hot baths, stocking the fridge with your favorite ice-cream, trying his best to make this time of the month, a little easier on you.

Giving up on trying to feel comfortable, you decided to try another position. Swinging your legs over and off the bed, you stood up, instantly regretting the decision. The pain seemed to come on even stronger with you upright. You felt Ethan’s eyes on you as you grabbed the edge of the mattress, spreading your legs apart as you hunched over. Gripping the sheets hard, you tried to focus on your knuckles that were slowly turning turned white from the tight grip, trying to to breathe through the agony as the muscles of your stomach contracted relentlessly.

‘Rock me?’ you whispered feebly, dropping your head down as you tried to hold yourself up. Instantly you felt Ethan’s arms on your waist, gently holding you against him as he swayed you, soft but steady. Soon, you had a rhythm going. One of your hands had let go of the sheets and had instead wrapped themselves around Ethan’s. You felt the pain slowly ebbing away, the swaying motion and Ethan’s other hand rubbing your side softly, easing away the intense discomfort that had been consuming you since morning.

Just as you were starting to relax, you felt Ethan shift behind you and you felt the direction of him rocking you change. All of a sudden, instead of being swayed from side to side, you felt yourself being moved back and forth. Aghast at the realization that quickly dawned on you, you swiveled in your place, turning to face Ethan, who looked like a kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

‘Wha- What are you doing?’ you hissed at him, even though you already knew the answer to that.

Spluttering and turning a dark shade of crimson, Ethan huffed and puffed, words evading him.

Astounded, eyes wide, your mouth opened and closed quietly before you asked, ‘Did you just start humping me?’

Throwing his hands up, Ethan stammered, ‘I couldn’t help it! It was instinctual, okay? I am used to that kind of oscillation than this one. I don’t know how it happened. One minute, it was side-to-side and then next, you know…’ he trailed off.

Stunned and speechless, you stared at your boyfriend who was turning redder by the minute.

Unable to do anything else, you bit your lip as you shook your head at him, incredulously.

‘How about I make you some soup?’ Ethan asked, shuffling his feet, trying hard to get himself out of this rather awkward situation.

Not trusting yourself to speak, you simply nodded, turning away from him to hide the laugh that was trying desperately to escape your lips as you climbed back into bed. Pulling the sheets over yourself, you hurriedly threw a pillow over your face to muffle the laugh you had been holding back as you heard Ethan opening and closing the cabinets in the kitchen.

You knew you should let him know you weren’t mad and that you had instead found his action, hilarious and endearing but the devil inside stopped you. No way were you letting him off so easy. You had found the perfect ammo to hold against him and you’d be damned if you weren’t going to wait for the right opportunity to cash it in.

Mischievously smiling to yourself, you wiggled under the sheets until you were comfortable as you waited for your adorably childish boyfriend to return with the soup, totally oblivious to your little plan, clueless about how entertained you were, instead, duped into thinking he had messed up big time.

Boy, was he in for a ride.

Voltron retail AU

- lance is the jewelry guy
- he wears dangly blue earrings
- his regular customers are cute old ladies who always think he needs to eat more
-when he’s not attending customers he flirts with the cute dressing room attendant
-Keith is the dressing room attendant
- it’s mostly slow, but he can see the jewelry department from his post
- people ask him for opinions on their outfits
- he’s uncomfortable sharing his fashion advice, but he’s really good at it
- hunk and pidge are markdowns. And backroom. And overnight.
- They pretty much live in the store.
- they have their own secret lingo for the goings on.
- they will drop everything if someone brings in a cute dog
- shiro is the head cashier/coordinator.
- the customers love him. He’s charming and they forget how much they’re spending.
- he organizes breaks and returns
-lance always pesters him about it
- he and allura work well together
-they have their own sign language they use to talk from opposite sides of the store
-they think they’re sly about it (they’re not)
- allura is their favorite manager
- she is scary but treats them well
- she loves setting up fancy feature tables
- matt is security
- when he applied he thought it was tech security. Orientation was awkward
- he actually does really well though
- he blends in wearing regular clothes and his low center gravity is perfect for tackling would be thieves
-Shiro find this hilarious
-the galra are the walmart across the street
-more stuff available. But no morals

Davai! (Or why Otayuri actually wins the world)


(Tweets by @Aki_the_Geek)

I’ve been thinking a lot about this comment of Kubo-sensei’s. It’s just the most adorable thing I have read in a while. I am not the biggest Otayuri fan, but only mostly because they’re seriously too young for me at this point. I do like their tandem, however, and I am enjoying the attention they are getting recently with the official photos and everything.

This comment, though, just paints such a cute picture for me: Otabek as a god of victory, like a mystical butterfly who ignores and flits past everyone else but chooses to rest on one particular mortal’s shoulder and bless him with strength and victory.

Listen, this is what is great about what Kubo-sensei said. Yuuri Katsuki has the gold rings that connect him to Viktor as his lucky charm - we know this. BUT! Yuri Plisetsky’s lucky charm, on the other hand, is Otabek Altin.

Yuri’s a great character. He is an angry teenager, but also a talented one who has big dreams and the actual skills to achieve those dreams. From the very beginning, we know this. It was even a point he has above Yuuri Katsuki.

He aims to win and does not see what others might consider obstacles. So what if it will be his first Grand Prix? He’s awesome. He won the juniors series. He can win as a senior, too.

Yuri, however, is also very immature. He is pretty poor at expressing himself and seems to shortcut through having to process most personal encounters and interactions by just being angry all the time. Affection for others embarrasses him, which is why he gets so high-strung around Viktor and Yuuri.

(I can’t really blame the kid, though. Those two just have no chill. They’re embarrassing.)

Interestingly though, Yuri seemed to calm down after Otabek came in the picture. It’s a complete 180. Yuri still had that passion, but somehow it became more tempered, less angry and more focused - so much so that the moment Otabek came in, Yuri broke a world record and then proceeded to win his first Grand Prix Final.

I am not saying that it is Otabek’s doing, like an actual god of victory. That would be ridiculous, and it’s more an expression than anything else. The timing is just pretty neat, and isn’t that how people develop lucky charms in the first place? You happen to have them right at the moment of a great win. It is also not as if Otabek was completely useless. He did provide a friend to Yuri, who thus far had been going on without someone he can actually call a friend. Everyone around him were either older than him, a competitor, a mentor or a teacher. I think Otabek calmed Yuri down by reminding him that he can just be himself… well, a cool version of himself anyway. Yuri actually sort of acted his age with Otabek around. For instance, this?

I thought Yuri was kind of cool-guy-posing here - you know, acting chill, even looks kind of smug. Lol, this reminded me so much of my younger brother when he was about Yuri’s age. He was such a useless brat at home and was pissed off at everything and nothing 99% of the time, but the moment his friends came over or one of them called him on the phone, he sort of became this cool version of himself - wittier, sharper, less fidgety. Lmao, his voice even became deeper. Smh at these boys…

What I also love about Otabek’s character is that he reminds us of Yuri’s name. Names are a big deal, okay, and I thought that Yuri being Yurio was kind of like him being a secondary character to Yuuri Katsuki - Yuuri #2, if you will. Ever since episode 2, Yuri is Yurio, and for every episode hence, he is Yurio. It was actually a bit of a shock to me when Otabek yelled this out in episode 11:

I was literally, “Oh yeah, that’s Yurio’s name.” I know Yakov and Lilia call Yurio by his name, but somehow it was when Otabek was calling him by this did Yurio become Yuri to me again. My theory is that it is Otabek’s manner, this I-know-you-call-him-Yurio-and-I-don’t-care-because-his-name-is-Yuri attitude he has going, that is somehow more convincing than anyone else. It is as if no one else matters in his world than Yuri Plisetsky. It is ridiculous to call him by anything other than his name because to Otabek, Yuri is Yuri #1. He probably calls Yuuri “the other Yuri”, “the Japanese Yuri” or just plain “Katsuki”.

So yeah, Otabek enters Yuri’s life and now Yuri has that source of affirmation that is outside family, who is a peer and even a close contemporary. He is no longer fighting alone. Yuri’s a strong guy, but he is still a kid, and at that age people can be quite vulnerable. No 15-year-old is so self-sufficient and self-confident that they can stand on their own at all times - at least not to my knowledge. That is why I love this friendship and why I love that Otabek came along. I think his coming triggered something that Yuri has long been building throughout the series but has yet to stabilize - his strength, his growth, his maturity as a skater as well as a person.

And actually, Yuri did win in the end. I think the series did not celebrate Yuri’s win enough and admittedly, even I was on such a high during those last weeks of the show that I could not be happy for him all that much. Episode 11? I couldn’t get over Yuri’s world record; I did not want to see Viktor dethroned. By episode 12, I still couldn’t look Yuri in the face. I was bitter about his world record and I was bitter about Yuuri Katsuki not winning the Grand Prix.

BUT, it’s time to face it: Yuri Plisetsky is amazing. He won the GPF on his senior debut. He beat a world record. His coach is obviously grooming him to be the next Viktor Nikiforov, and actually, the series has been hinting at it before hitting us on the face with it in episode 11 - Yuuri Katsuki is not the next Viktor Nikiforov, but Yuri Plisetsky is. What is more amazing is that he might even surpass Viktor, especially with Yuuri Katsuki as his main rival. Viktor never really had that one rival to push him up further than he thinks he can. We are told that his wins had wide margins from his other competitors. Viktor only had himself to beat each and every time. Yuri, on the other hand, won by a hair’s width and he knows it. He is even more driven now. He will push himself harder than Viktor ever had pushed himself, and that just might tip the scale a little bit more to future Yuri’s favor.

As for Otabek? Nah, he actually does not need to do anything. He is a lucky charm; he just needs to exist. With him around, Yuri is stable, and that’s all that this talented monster skater needs really.

Lol, look at this guy just watching his favorite so proudly:

“I’m not really needed here, but fuck if I’m not staying put to watch and join the cheering.”

Otayuri actually has a lot more going for them, future-wise. They are young, they are talented, and where Viktor and Yuuri are still struggling and see-sawing between victories and losses, Otayuri actually kept a steady climb. We already know and mentioned Yuri’s wins, but Otabek was also actually that steady character from the very beginning who skated well without question and was even the first to qualify for the GPF.

So, yes. In case you are asking, Otayuri is, in fact, the real power couple of the show.

Lmao, TL;DR - Otayuri just trumped Viktuuri and ultimately even stole their gold. The secondary OTP lowkey just beat the main OTP and I, albeit a hardcore Viktuuri shipper and just an Otayuri bystander at best, still find that really hilarious.

fun facts i learned about kraven the hunter in the course of my research: every time he runs into sabretooth he just plain shoots him in the fucking face. “oh it’s sabretooth BLAM”. he knows it isn’t going to actually bring him down because of his mutant powers, he just does it because fuck that guy.

anonymous asked:

actually in japan if u wear an anklet on ur left foot it means youre dating soo.. :\/ fuc

Wait, wait, anon HOLD UP.

I have read that in @superspicy ‘s post on the merch, but I couldn’t find any sources to confirm that. You are the second person to claim so, causing me to believe this is true??? 

I don’t want to doubt your word, I really don’t, but are there any written sources about this too? Can I have a ton of people in my ask box stating that this is indeed the case???

Because I firmly believe the creators make conscious choices in their presentation of the characters so if that’s the deal then this NEWS IS ACTUALLY SO GOOD?? AAAAAAHHH.

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS? If after so much anguish and speculation when we finally get the long awaited movie it shows Otabek and Yuri already dating, like yeah we’re boyfriends now, no big deal. 

       Although I respect people’s opinions, I can never bring myself to understand why there is so much hatred for Hinata. She loved Naruto since the very very beginning. I think that itself is enough reason to adore her because she was never against him. He didn’t have to prove himself to her and she acknowledged his beautiful personality before anything else. Meanwhile, mostly everyone had to witness Naruto’s physical strength before actually taking him seriously. Hinata was on Naruto’s side even before he could summon a shadow clone properly, before he could call himself a ninja, when everyone was so fixated on the nine tails that they treated him like he wasn’t human. 

     Forgive me if it seems like I’m comparing but when people put team 7 before everything, I close my ears. Don’t get me wrong, I love team 7 but when I think about Naruto, I don’t just solely think about Team 7. When we put team 7′s bonds before everything else, we are demolishing the bonds that Naruto shared with others. We are demolishing the fact that Naruto was alone. Every aspect (even the bad ones) in Naruto’s life should all be taken into account and not just a fraction of it. The fact that he found the woman of his life, I would think that people would be happy because the manga starts with this…

And ends with…

     If you truly think about it, Naruto’s life is being told chronologically from his years as a boy, to a teen, to a young adult, to a full grown man. The ending is quite beautiful because it shows us just how much Naruto has grown; the fact that he found love! Who would have ever thought that knucklehead Naruto would get married… being the first one out of Konoha 11 at that?! It shows that in the very beginning, he was bereft of love… and the ending is basically his earned blessing because now, he’s united with the woman who loved him even when he was just that kid who sat on the swings and sadly watched everyone from afar.  It depicts his adulthood. When watching this wedding, we shouldn’t be thinking “Why did it not end with team 7!” Instead, we should be thinking “Naruto has grown up” or “He’s not that kid anymore!” It’s his wedding. That marks one of the best days of his life. 

     Meh, everyone’s entitle to think what they want. This is just how I look at it. This is why I truly adore Hinata and the ending. While I do feel like Kishimoto should have added more into the ending, I am still grateful for the results. In fact, it makes me want to cry when taking in the beginning of the manga to the ending. Watching Naruto as that lonely kid and seeing him now…Kishimoto did such a wonderful job with explaining the aspects of Naruto’s life. I am so proud of Naruto. He’s accomplished so much and now he’s gifted with a woman with such a beautiful heart.

   She even faced death for him. We see this puny little kunoichi fight a super strong evil shinobi like Pein and lost with the intent of  protecting and revealing her love for someone who has saved her from herself; someone who broke the chains of insecurity and self affliction out of her. That itself tells you that Hinata has a story of her own. She went through spiritual battles herself so you shouldn’t trivialize her feelings and the role she plays in Naruto’s life. She’s a person too… and she is not perfect. People spend so much time with expressing their hatred for her character when even Hinata herself admits her flaws and expresses her need for change; expresses how she doesn’t even like herself. 

    In a way it’s kind of like you tell someone “I hate you” and they respond “I hate myself.” She’s not ignorant of her character flaws and that itself makes her even more of an incredible character because this whole time, she acknowledged her bad sides and it gave her more of a reason to want to change into someone stronger. Naruto was the prime source of her strength because he is the perfect example of what she’s trying to become. He motivated her to pick herself up and continue to work hard as both a person and a ninja. In return, she felt like she owed him her life which is why she didn’t care if she died on the battle field. Her sacrifice confirmed how strong and genuine her love really is. This moment in the manga defines just how strong Hinata had become over the years as both a person and a ninja.

      I don’t see why it is a problem that she wants to be by Naruto’s side. We are already aware of the fact that she loved him since young. When you love someone, being by their side is more like an instinct. This is why she impulsively intervened in the battle the way she did… and other times…

    And, you wanna know something that I find hysterically hilarious? Is that she actually makes it her duty to be by his side. She legit wants to protect Naruto more than he does for her. She wants to be there for him more than she is actually capable… and she BLAMES HERSELF for why he always ends up being the one to save her in the end. It’s hilarious because this girl legit loves this guy and there are still people that don’t actually realize that (I respect your feelings though, but still). Even when she is tired and out of energy, she still tries to make a way to be by his side. Even when she knows she will die, she still tries to find a way. It is plain and simple… Hinata LOVES Naruto. Period, point blank.

    But then again, who’s to say that she’s the only impulsive one? 

              Those subconscious feelings are stronger than a bitch. 

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Every time she helps Naruto, it is suddenly a “problem”. But, the crazy thing is… every time she DOES help him, he BENEFITS from it completely.

   He even admits it every time. If it wasn’t for Hinata’s encouragement, he would have never had the confidence to defeat Neji in the final competition. In fact, he probably would have gotten his ass kicked simply put ^_^ He even THANKS Hinata for uplifting him so sincerely. Naruto’s depression vanished very quickly and now he is back to being himself… positive and full of energy; full of life and strength. Turns out, he actually likes Hinata as a person and understands her better.

   Even her intervention during his battle with pein benefited him seeing that Naruto was going to die on spot after all. Next thing you know, he was able to meet his father, he was able to defeat pein, rewarded the title of the village hero, and luckily for him, he is still alive.  He even acknowledges that Hinata’s sacrifice was a “save” on his part. He knows that Hinata wants to protect him hence he clearly assured her that she has already been doing that.

        You want to know what’s really interesting about this panel? It reminds me of this…

     Mind you, Naruto wasn’t exactly confident about his match against Neji (Like I mentioned before). Hinata uplifted him very quickly just like Naruto was able to uplift her as soon as he sensed how dejected she felt for being saved by him during the war. They are both very good at encouraging each other. It’s like an “eye for eye” sort of thing because they have the answer to each other’s insecurity. You would think that Naruto would have shared his worry to this team mates for those who believe that Team 7 is EVERYTHING. But apparently, he didn’t. For a girl that he considered weird, gloomy, dark , and timid , it truly amazes me that he entrust telling her about his weaknesses than the people he’s been “bonded” with throughout his early journey as a ninja. I’m not necessarily belittling the importance of Team 7 but rather proving that it is NOT the most important thing in the series. We have to be mindful of other characters too because they contribute a lot to Naruto’s character alone.

     He even acknowledges the fact that she saved him from falling into the traps of Obito.  He genuinely thanks her and also acknowledges that she “stayed at his side.” So, if Naruto can happily come to terms with that, then I don’t see the “problem.” In the end, he is back on his feet and being the happy knucklehead that we all know and love. We should be happy that Naruto has people like Hinata in his life that will sacrifice a leg and an arm for him; like his parents, like neji, etc. When putting Team 7 over everything, you are forgetting about those other precious people and things that were put in action to ensure his growth, his potential, and the extent of his passionate feelings as a character. Deny it or not, Hinata aligns with all of that and there is nothing no one can do about it. 

   “But Hinata isn’t relevant to the series because she doesn’t get a lot of                                                screen time.” 

Does the quantity of moments dictate how strongly Naruto feels about a person? Are we really going to let time away from a character dictate someone’s relevance to another person? Because, as far as I’m concern, Naruto has never spent a day with his mom or dad… but they are still upheld as important to him. Sasuke has been away from the leaf village for over 2 years. Even in their adult life, Sasuke has been away from the village for around 12 years (if I’m correct). It doesn’t change the fact that Naruto and Sasuke are very close. If screen time was genuinely relevant, then he would have let Sasuke go over the years that he actually spent time trying to find him. Jiraya has been dead for quite a long time… but Naruto’s feelings for Jiraya hasn’t changed. He still cherishes his god father with every drip of blood in his body. Gaara and Naruto are from different villages (we don’t get to see Gaara all of the time) but even that doesn’t dictate his bond with Naruto. Shikamaru is not even on Team 7 but he and Naruto are basically close as well… just like the of rest of konoha 11. Iruka hasn’t had all the screen time in the world but who did naruto ask to be his father in the wedding? Naruto even cherishes that sweet adorable ramen guy (the dude who NEVER gets screen time).  So, can we please stop making everything about screen time? It doesn’t necessarily matter. The QUALITY of the moments he share with another character is what truly defines those special bonds. Believe it or not, he shared quality moments with Hinata hence there would be no point in the genjutsu meaning anything to him. Once he was able to genuinely decipher those moments, that is when he came to terms with his own feelings for the Hyuga. He was able to realize how he felt about Hinata all along… and it didn’t take THOUSANDTHS of moments for that to happen.

Impossibly Ridiculous Grif Headcanon’s

“I’ve made tons of these so I might as well share some:

  • Grif used to scuba dive; he knew a guy who owned a boat and in exchange for getting lifts to prime diving area’s he’d work on the boat occasionally
  • Grif has tons of artifacts from shipwrecks because of this
  • Sarge and Grif have a designated hour of “talking” that mainly consists of Sarge resisting the urge to shoot him and Grif complimenting this fact:
    “You’re doing great, Sir”
    “Grrrrrrrrrrr”
    “Amazing job”
  • It’s meant to help Sarge resist the urge to kill Grif
  • Grif’s the type of asshole who sends out rattatas on Wonder Trade and in return always gets shinies
  • They will never tell anybody this and they will deny this fact forever, but Simmons and Grif can quote Spongebob perfectly sometimes and it’s just a casual thing they do. Those nerds.
  • One time they were stuck in a small area with Wash and he made some passing comment about claustrophobia and then they just whisper to themselves:
    “What does claustrophobic mean?”
    “It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus”
    “HO HO HO”
    “Stop it, Grif! You’re scaring him!”
  • Grif’s the type of person when playing Mario Kart that drives backward the entire race and it pisses Simmons off to no end
  • “ACTUALLY TRY TO WIN, GRIF!”
    “I’m winning in reverse, Simmons. That takes a lot more skill”
    “NO, IT DOESN’T”
  • Grif’s usually the first person to cry when watching a sappy movie but it’s only a single tear as he clenches his jaw and first and just tries really hard not to shed another tear

I have tons more but then this post would get too long, most of these are silly really but personally, I find them hilarious!

OK how about (Klance) God AU

-so the team are gods, nature/weather gods, or something
-like Pidge is the goddess of nature
-Hunk the God of ground
-Shiro the God of wind and storms
-Lance the God of ocean and rain
-Keith the God of the Sun (basically of hot/good weather)
-Allura is the queen of the gods and Conan is her advisor
-but they were not always gods, before the team there had been other gods that got replaced cause they were tied and wanted to rest (idk, details are not important)
-but the former ocean and sun gods just didn’t get along at. ALL. And coursed some nature catastrophes
-So Allura is like: “Shiro, they can’t meet. I’m not ready for that shit.”
-And Shiro is like: “OK. Whatever you say”
-(Shiro is like the leader of the gods idk)
-So Keith and Lance never meet but they know the other exist
-they still manage to hate the other
-“Hunk. He ruined my wonderful rainy day!! I worked so hard for it”
-“I fucking hate Rain” “Keith, we need rain.” “Fiiine. But I will create some nice hot days afterwards.”
-they have weather competitions
-besides Lance and Keith, everyone had meet the others and became really close. And they find the competitions hilarious
-“He is actually really nice, Lance.” “What did he do to you Pidge?!”
-“Lance is really cool, you know.” “Sure Hunk, can you give me the cookies?”

Now the Klance part:
-they can shift into human form
-they actually only hide their god-aura and go to earth to spend some time there
-now Keith and Lance like to be humans and accidentally meet
-Lance is in flirting mode, because that’s a cute human (but the mullet though, am I in the wrong timeline?) and he has time to spend so why not spend it with that cutie
-Keith is confused, but plays along since he too has time to spend and nothing better to do
-they have a great time together and meet up several times
-they fall in love and are: “shit, I can’t have feelings for a human. I’m a God….”
-but they keep meeting
-a kiss
-aaaangst feelings yaaay
-they plan to break up or something

-than Shiro and Allura are like: “We trust them to meet and not destroy the earth”
-Ocean God and Sun God meet up
-awkward silence
-more silence
-Allura and Shiro fearing
-“Seriously? Even as a God you have a mullet, candy ass?”
-“Oh shut up, Pretty Boy”
-“You think I’m pretty?”
-“Yeah? I mentioned it as a human, didn’t I?”
-everyone is confused but Lance and Keith are happy and still go on human dates
-happy end

(Sorry for my bad English but I wanted to share this idea)

hate to break it to you but there’s no substantial proof that zutara was ever gonna happen after they finished pre-production / early stages

this infamous photo came from a set of extras that would debut on nickolodean that was also known to joke around a lot. these extras are not canon.

these are actual words michael and bryan said:

M: Sorry to disappoint the “Zutara” fans out there, but we never intended for Zuko and Katara to get together. Maybe we’re just sentimental, but we always had a soft spot in our hearts for “Kataang”.

B: Zuko and Katara might have shared some sparks, but sometimes there are people along your “journey of love” who are there to teach you about yourself and what you really need, but don’t necessarily end up being your partner. Come on, kids! “Zutara” never would have lasted! It was just dark and intriguing.

that being said, i can see the appeal of zutara and i myself actually shipped zutara for a while but now i find it HILARIOUS when zutarians analyze the show so closely for evidence when there’s nothing to find

anonymous asked:

What are you thoughts on people saying that Marinette and Adrien are only in love with the other person's "mask" of sorts? Like Marinette is in love with the ultra nice Adrien, while Adrien is in love with the confident and strong Ladybug, both of them not truly seeing the other person's whole personality; how do you think their relationship will develop?

It’s kinda true but only because of circumstance. It’s not that Marinette is all that different from Ladybug or that Adrien is an entirely different person as Chat Noir. Each fundamentally have the same qualities as their persona because they’re still the same two people, not four. It’s just that they’ve mistaken the “other side” of each other for different people. Now, in their minds, there’s “someone else.”

Marinette fell in love with Adrien because of his kindness and sincerity during the Umbrella scene, and since then she’s grown to fangirl everything about him because it’s him. Chat has every trait Adrien has, it’s just that Marinette already fell for Adrien. Hard. When she compares her glorified image of Adrien to the punny Chat, he just doesn’t stack up. There was even a webisode where Marinette admitted that, if there was no Adrien, she would probably feel more strongly for Chat. Whether that’s true or not, it’s easy to see how utterly comfortable she is with Chat Noir, how well she works with him, and how she’s even gleefully dishes jokes right back at him. Marinette likes Chat, she’s just already pining for “someone else.”

Adrien fell in love with Ladybug because she’s this amazing, idealistic heroic figure that he happens to totally click with. Marinette is still talented and confident even as a civilian, and Adrien is constantly impressed by her. It’s just that Ladybug proved herself to him first. No matter how sweet and capable Marinette is, Adrien is already working with a Top Tier girl. He considers Marinette a friend and, even when it can be hard to interact with her, they get along amazingly well when she calms down. It’s just that Adrien already has his heart set on Ladybug.

Basically they’re already infatuated so it’s hard for their eyes to wander, even towards these totally different individuals wink wink whom they already have great friendships with. It’s not that they don’t appreciate one side of each other - quite the opposite - it’s just that another side caught their fancy first so they’re loyal to “someone else.” If there’s anything actually keeping them from “fully appreciating each other,” it’s benign barriers like Adrien not having much opportunity to bond with a nervous wreck or Ladybug wanting to keep a professional distance from Chat (since she can’t give away her identity).

With all this considered I don’t actually think there’s much to adjust to once they get past the surprise of the identity reveal. It’ll be awkward at first, and there will be some confusion as they try to piece together each other’s personas, but it ultimately boils down to finding out they were in love with someone they already got along with. Imagine Marinette finding out she actually makes an incredible team with the crush she can barely talk to, or Adrien finding out Ladybug is just as strong and sweet without the mask. There’s no actual conflict unless Astruc decides to sprinkle some in, like dragging out their surprise or making the Civil War theories canon.

There are endless possibilities for how they’ll develop but I think they’ll continue to strengthen their relationship from each corner of the love square until the identify reveal. Cue shock and hilarious shenanigans before they’re like “meh I love you and probably could have fallen for you as Marinette/Chat anyway so let’s make-out.” Maybe one corner will become canon before the reveal, but I don’t think that really changes much except maybe they’ve already made-out.

BTS reaction to you crying over chicken nuggets/food

MASTERLIST

LMAO this request is hilarious 😂 Thank you anon for requesting this. Instead of writing paragraphs, I did a bit differently this time with the format of writing. Hope you guys enjoy reading this as much as I LOVED writing it! 

*gifs not mine. Credit to the owners*


Jin

He would be happy actually. Not because you were crying but because you were crying over FOOD (his one eternal love other than you). Lowkey he would be proud of himself for finding a good and suitable partner for himself. 

Jin: Wait are you really crying over food? 

You: *nodding*

 Jin: *Hugs you*. I have finally found my soulmate. *cries fake tears of joy by being way too melodramatic* 

 Yoongi

He probably wouldnt even know what the hell to say. He would be confused AF. He would kind of regret liking you, of course he wouldn’t mean it but you were ruining his swag by crying over food. Pretty much done with you I imagine. 

You: *whining about chicken nuggets*

Yoongi: If I buy you chicken nuggets will you stop? *rolls eyes*

You: Yes I will. *hug him by jumping on his back* 

Yoongi: Get off me or else no chicken nuggets, he would threaten you.

 Hoseok

He would come from work and find you crying. Initial reaction would be worry and concern but when he found out why you were crying he would sigh in relief.

Hoseok: Wait so let me get this straight. You are crying because you want food?

You: Why? Cant I cry over food?

Hoseok: *Silently wonders if you are on your period/or too emotional, but doesn’t say anything* Ok, I will get you food so stop crying, and he wipes your tears away.

Namjoon

Y/N, Look what I brought” he would wave take-out bags in the air. You would run up to him, and he would think you were going to hug him. But no. You took the bags from his hand and ran into the kitchen. 

Nams: *Comes into the kitchen and hears you sniffle* Are you really crying y/n?

You: I love you

Nams: I love you too

You: I was saying that to the food… but okay, you shrug

Nams: gif reaction

Jimin

He would just laugh at how cute you were being. Secretly would take out his phone and take a video of you to tease you to the ends of this earth and use it as blackmail when needed. *He’s a devil disguised as an angel I swear*

YOU: I WANT FOOD!! *whining*

Jimin: *snickering in the back because its the funniest thing for him*

You: BOYFRIEND!! I need food, you call out for him

Jimin: *Too busy filming to hear you*

You: *See him* PARK JIMIN ARE YOU MAKING A VIDEO OF ME?

Jimin: *runs for his life*

Taehyung

He would try his best to get you to stop whining about food, because he wants you to love him and not food. He would try his hardest to get your attention.

Taehyung: Jagiya! Look *does aegyo*

You: No reaction

Taehyung: Look Jagi! *makes his famous derp face*

You: Still crying over food

Taehyung: Fine I will just get Jimin to love me, *lets just say that got your attention pretty good*

Jungkook

This boy would straight up laugh and make fun of you (not in a mean way). He would just think you were adorable low-key though, for crying over food. 

Kookie: *laughs* Didn’t know you were that big of a foodie

You: Didn’t know you were an ass. Actually never mind I knew that

Kookie: *laughs even harder* Let me get Jin hyung then you can both cry together over your shared love (food) *Proceeds to call Jin* 

You: I hate you

Kookie: I love you too *thumbs up*


I hope you guys like this! I tried to make it as extra and as funny as I could. I hope this is what you wanted anon :) Have a lovely day ahead everyone and thank you for reading! <3

My Favorite Series In Order:

Sailor Moon:

I love the entire Sailor Moon franchise.  Yes, it’s mostly a nostalgia thing, but I can’t help but to love it.  The manga is a classic, and the 90′s anime, while being long and cheesy, is still something that to this day I will watch.  Usagi is a relatable character, and every senshi is enjoyable and unique to the show.  While the first two seasons of Sailor Moon Crystal were pretty terrible, the third season completely makes up for all of the faults in it thus far.  Plus, SeiUsa and HaruMichi are life.  

Assassination Classroom:

Assassination Classroom is a fantastic series.  This is a series where you grow with every character.  This series is a roller coaster of emotions.  It has some of the most incredible moments I’ve ever scene in anime, as well as some of the most heartbreaking.  The ending to this show mentally destroyed me, and is the only series to this day that will make me break down every single time no matter how many times I’ve seen it, both subbed or dubbed.  It teaches so many life lessons, and is a must watch/read for everyone. The first season closing is not only my favorite closing, but one of my favorite songs, that to this day, I still listen to. Also, KarmAgisa is life.  

Kuroko no Basket:

Alright, I love this anime. I love the characters, I love the manga, I love the voice actors, I love the fan arts, I love the fanfictions.  I love absolutely everything.  The story is intense, and it hooks you from the start.  If you like sports anime, this one is a must watch.  Also, AkaKuro and Kuroko x GoM my favorite <3 

Tokyo Ghoul:

I’m very connected with this series.  I’ve been following this series religiously every week for years, so of course it’s one of my favorites.  Now, the anime is very disappointing, and the second season doesn’t exist, but I will still love it, especially since the last few chapters of Re have been fucking phenomenal. The opening for the first season is easily one of my favorite songs ever created. Also, I need Re animated like now.  It deserves it.  Actually, I need Part One redone as well.  Can we just reboot the entire anime series?

Kuroshitsuji:

I love this series.  Like Tokyo Ghoul, I’m very invested in the manga.  Manga wise, I love the art style, and the story arcs; and once again like Tokyo Ghoul, the second season also does not exist.  The story is very well written, although this most recent arc is dragging a bit (but that’s normal for different series).  Ciel is such a little bastard, and it’s wonderful to read.  It’s a dark series that won’t get a happy ending, and that’s part of what hooks me to it. 

Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt:

This anime is fucking gold.  It is hilarious, and soo fucking inappropriate.  It’s by far my favorite comedy.  It’s art style is so unique and it has the best dubbing ever created.  The dub is by far better than the sub.  It also has the biggest cliffhanger ending, and fucking NEEDS a season two desperately.  

Ouran High School Host Club:

Originally posted by superswaggyanime

I love this series so much.  This is another one of those series where I love every aspect about it, from the anime to the manga to the dubbing and subbing and even the Live Action T.V. Show and Movie.  It’s my favorite romantic comedy and always the first one I recommend to people looking for a shoujo.  Every character is unique in their own way and the story is really adorable.  I love the manga where you see so much development from everyone.  Also, Hikaru and Kaoru deserve Haruhi, and I don’t care what anyone says.  

No Game No Life:

Shiro is adorable as fuck.  As a gamer, this show relates so much to me.  It’s an amazing fantasy, and the story is perfect.  The animation is beautiful, and the colors are so vibrant and beautiful.  Sora and Shiro are cute together and their interactions make the show that much better. I need my second season.   Side Note:  Jibril is best girl.  

Shokugeki no Soma:

Food Porn.  Of course I’d love it.  This is once again another series where I’m invested in the manga, so of course I’d love the series.  I read the series weekly, and the most recent arc is making me fall further in love with the series.  The manga is a great read, and you actually learn a lot about cooking through the series, whether it’s the manga or the anime.  The food orgasms are hilarious, and the animation for this show is amazing.  I would kill for a season three of this show this year.  

Free!:

I will always have a soft spot for this series.  It was the first anime that really got me hooked to sports anime.  I love it.  Yes, it’s a bit dramatic at times, but being an ex-swimmer/lifeguard, I find this series so relatable, making me love it even more.  Also, the fan service is definitely a positive.  I love the Japanese voices, and the OP and ED’s for both seasons.  The movie prequel they did was also amazing.  The animation is gorgeous, but that’s to be expected from Kyoto Animation.  

So yeah, those are my top ten series!  Thoughts?

Ok so I was going to reblog this and add on, but I want to deviate a little from the original post, and specifically address a comment made in response to it. But the original post is here (x).

Alright so this is the comment from @mrsgilbertholtzmann I want to touch on just a little bit:

Now I’m going to start off with yes, there is absolutely truth to this comment in the sense that with it being one singular movie, where there are four main characters, this means there is limited screen time to truly flesh out individual characters and give them back stories - because plot, and action etc. This can be wonderful for fandom, look characters for us to really delve into and play with, create head cannons on their history, how they would act in certain situations etc. So no we cannot truly say what the creators of the movie TRULY intended. BUT we can work with what we are given. This is what the original post is actually about.

CANON FACTS:

1. Holtzmann is not fantastic with feelings. Her speech at the end of the movie makes this one pretty obvious straight off. It’s very rehearsed and stilted. She does not speak with easy nor comfort. 

Physics is the study of movement of bodies and space and it can unlock the mysteries of the universe but it cannot answer the essential question of what is our purpose here and to me the purpose of life is to love and to love is what you have shown me. I didn’t think that I would ever really have a friend until I met Abby and then I feel like I have a family of my own and I love you, thank you.

Two other aspects of this scene often ignored, firstly Abby’s face during the whole speech for starters, but this face right here, this is the exact moment where Holtzmann says she didn’t think she would every really have a friend until she met Abby. 

This is completely new information to Abby. They’ve been friends for potentially years depending on your views of canon timeline. But Holtzmann has clearly never spoken about her past in great depth, not enough to reveal she’d never had friends or even a good family environment.

Secondly the sound Holtzmann makes once she’s done and sits down, and the fact she won’t even make eye contact with any of the others as they acknowledge what she has said.

This is someone really uncomfortable with sharing her feelings and any potential response she receives. 

2. The majority of the movie Holtzmann only engages in conversation when it is about the science, either loosely or directly. Beyond that it’s jokes (primarily at Erin’s expense) or comments made to another character/s. Now this one is probably a little vague. But hear me out, I’m going to define conversation as being an exchange of ideas, thought, or feelings between two or more people. I’m also going to add on to that, being involved in a discussion means contributing more than a line here or there.

Now not every interaction Holtzmann has would be classed as a discussion. So just a couple of examples.

The speech we just looked at, not a discussion, she said what she wanted to say, then closed down, there was no exchange of thoughts and feelings, it was one sided.

Her first scene, where she introduces herself to Erin, other than really the opening statement, and the occasional remark to Abby. Most of this scene is Abby doing the talking.

The ghost in the subway, Holtzmann actually engages here a little more than she has thus far, but it’s about the science, the equipment she’s created and what needs to happen.

The same can be said for when they’re trying out her new toys in the alley (both times)

Holtzmann has the least amount of lines in the movie that the other three ladies. Most of her lines are short and amusing. But note when I say amusing here I mean it is amusing to us as an audience (which is a whole other thing).

3. Science is her safe place. This one is fairly obvious, its clearly somewhere she often retreats to. The movie takes place over a very short timeline yet Holtzmann has created all these wonderful toys to play with within that time. Now don’t get me wrong she’s very good at what she does, but that’s a lot of time she’s spending on this stuff. Science is also where she feels most comfortable to engage with new people. It’s where she’s happy to be open and talk more (as I just covered off.

Things Holtzmann is not:

1. A sex god - this is not canon, this is not implied at all. Feelings and sex for some are absolutely two different things. So saying Holtzmann is bad with feelings does not automatically mean she cannot also be a sex god. BUT the fact that Holtzmann is bad with feelings, and does not easily engage in conversation with new people other than science based conversations indicates that meeting and having sex with random strangers is probably not something she is doing on the regular.

2. Always knows what to say and it’s hilarious - consider what you actually find “hilarious” about Holtzmann. Think about the moments in the movie really hard. Now ask yourself this question, would you find that line, that action just as funny if you were in the scene, if it was real life. You’ll probably find if you really give it some thought, that answer is probably no. That’s because what’s funny about Holtzmann is humorous to us as an audience ONLY.

3. Makes you gay - now talk about a problematic statement right there. Now where to actually start here. So sure it’s all fun and games to say I was straight until I saw this person and now I’m gay. It’s humorous, everyone has a good laugh, and it’s overused something shocking. What you are implying is being gay is a choice, it is something that can be changed about a person. I’m going to assume that the majority of the people who will read this post would define their sexuality as something different from strictly heterosexual. Now consider how you feel about been told that your sexuality which might have taken you years of heartache, anguish, and struggle to come to terms with, is really only just a choice. It’s laughable even. Ignoring all of that though, again you’re projecting a lot of your outside opinions onto a character. If you met this awkward, admittedly attractive, science geek, in horribly mismatched clothing and coloured glasses, are you going to automatically think “well shit I never realised this but I’m totally gay!” Probably not, let’s be real.

In summary YES we can all have different head cannons of Holtzmann, or any of the other ladies, they don’t all have to be the same. We all do see different things in the movie. BUT there are some clearly defined aspects of Holtzmann’s character from the movie being actively ignored or twisted. 

Monoma Neito Appreciation Post

The latest episode of BNHA made me realize Monoma’s got more apparitions in the anime than the manga during UA sports festival. Like when Kendou went and caught him during recreational games, or when he climbed up that wall separating class A and B seats to pick on class A. I like how the animation staff rely on him to include more funny moments, because Monoma really is an interesting and dorky character. He may seem annoying and cunning, but there’s more to the boy and I really grew to like him. So here comes a Monoma Neito appreciation post.

Monoma is maybe arrogant but he’s so childish, it’s more annoying than anything. He’s always picking up fights and provoking others but it’s never really mean, and it seems to be quite useless as he’s only seen as an idiot for doing so. It’s mostly used for comic relief, because he’s not really threatening, but there are also specific reasons as to why he’s behaving like that. His mental health condition his often brought up, but I don’t think Monoma got issues about it, and don’t really appreciate how it’s used to mock him. Monoma doesn’t pick up fights for himself and for the sole sake of it, but for his whole class, and for the sake of his classmates. Hori said so himself in Monoma’s inside story “This plan of his to take down class A was concocted to the furtherance of all of class B”. Whenever he goes and pick on class A, it’s not because he wants to feel better about himself, but because he’s creating rivalry between their classes so they can be recognized as equals and not just invisible students. In most of panels where he addresses them, he’s always using “Class A”, and not any student in particular.

So it’s really not free bullying, and more stirring things up to say “Hey, don’t you dare forget about us and act all mighty. We’re here too.” But the way he does it only makes it looks funny, because after all, Monoma is terribly childish.

Speaking of their interactions, I noticed it’s often Kirishima (who else?) who actually listens the most and answers to Monoma, and it’s hilarious how Kirishima, who’s usually kind and easy to get along with, just finds him plain annoying and loses his patience because of how idiotic Monoma can be.

Apart from disliking how class B is underestimated because of class A, Monoma doesn’t really hold a grudge against anyone personally. He really isn’t a bad guy at all, and his childish attitude kinda cover up how he’s even more of the careful and observing type. During the sports festival, we saw how he has true leadership abilities, knows exactly how to make the most use of his quirk and his teammates4, and is able to plan things way ahead to secure victory as much as he can. He’s very rational, but it’s kinda playing against him, as stated by Aizawa. He lost against Bakugou because he didn’t included in his plan the boy greedy desire to win and be the best. That, because he doesn’t experience that kind of passionate feeling.

I found quite weird how he was the only one to take supplementary lessons during training camp, given his intellectual abilities. It made me thought he was actually shaken and messed up his exams because he was really affected when he realized the gap between their abilities, as it’s shown later when he’s relieved they won’t have to fight against each other during the provisional licence exam. Monoma is aware of that difference, but that doesn’t stop him to go and pick on class A anyway to make sure they know class B isn’t falling behind.

Monoma planned things ahead and really gave it a thought, yet it revealed quite useless in front of a prodigy such as Bakugou. Monoma’s team was second during most of the human cavalry battle, but they ended up losing despite his efforts because sometimes, you can’t win with logic only. Monoma has a really great quirk, but he needs to trust his guts a little more and learn how to be more flexible in a real fight when things don’t go according to plan. Quick reaction time in a fight is as important as careful plans, because it’s what allows you to escape truly dangerous situations and save your life and others’. I guess Monoma is the type to overthink and therefore put himself in danger because he has trouble making quick unplanned decisions. He has great abilities, and is smart enough to come up with good plans, so I’m curious as to how he actually behaves in fights, because despite talking big, when never saw him in a real tough situation. He does seem uncomfortable with improvisation, as we saw during the human cavalry battle he didn’t really know what to do and choose safety over fair fight when Bakugou unexpectedly took their headbands.

Class B is also full of resources, as we saw it in the training camp arc, and Hori did an amazing job giving them good characterization. Monoma obviously loves his class, as he’s always thinking of his classmates’ sake and trying to bring up his class by bringing down class A, but he’s making a terrible job at showing it honestly. He’s frustrated by the shadow class A is casting on class B, so he takes it out on them because he wants his classmates to be acknowledged too. Look how proud he is of his classmates after the provisional licence exam. Once again, note how he’s using “We” and “us” and not “I”, because he doesn’t think of himself but everyone in class B.

He tried to show off during the sports festival because class A really was taking all the credits, letting class B pretty much unnoticed, which could be harmful for them and their chance of getting good internships with pro heroes. His comment about how there’s only one student that failed his exam in class B while five in class A messed up during the training camp just shows how he puts his class interest first by bringing their rivalry again rather than mocking personally others students. He does take it personally on Bakugou though, because he’s obviously the one that takes the most of the spotlight and looks down on everyone else. To be honest, I like Monoma’s careless attempt to provoke Bakugou because he was offended how little he actually thought of his classmates when he talked as the representative.

Even if he’s annoying for class A, he’s always standing up against them for class B’s sake, as visibility is crucial for your future career and they obviously aren’t given a lot of it because of class A. He also greatly thinks of his classmates, and finds unfair they’re not given the same credit at all. So yeah, basically, Monoma’s a good kid that loves his classmates but is pretty terrible to make it appear like that and ends up behaving like a total idiot. But what can I say, it’s part of his charm too.

since i can’t seem to stop cranking out pynch oneshots this week have another one (with a side of bluesy because why not):

It may have started as a joke, but Adam’s not laughing now.

It’s been a few months since everything happened. Some things (Blue finally being able to kiss Gansey) have been easier to adapt to than others (Noah’s disappearance, Ronan and Adam finding themselves co-parenting a half-goat girl) but they’re making it work.

Truly, Adam’s biggest problem at the moment is trying to decide if he wants to keep one or both of his jobs over the summer to save up for any college expenses not covered by his (very, very generous) full-ride scholarship.

And Ronan’s current outfit. That’s definitely jumped to the top of Adam’s list of problems.

Henry had decided they needed more fun in their lives and that it was time they acted like the teenagers they are before September rolls around and everyone goes their separate ways (well, Henry, Blue and Gansey are going one way and Adam and Ronan are going two other ways but the point still stands).

His lease for the Litchfield house is up at the end of June and he decides to have one last blow out party to celebrate.

But not just any party.

A costume party.

“You do know it’s fucking June, right?” Ronan had muttered when Henry had burst into Monmouth carrying streamers and cans of glittery spray paint.

“That I do, Lynch. Which is why it’s a costume party and not a Halloween party.” Henry had said with a grin.

And that was that.

Now it’s the morning of the party and Adam’s having a hard time keeping his mouth shut as he sprawls out on the bed and watches his boyfriend get ready. Ronan, pissy about dressing up (“It’s a costume party Lynch I think you can chill out on the whole ‘I don’t lie’ thing in this particular case”) had decided that if he was going to be forced to be someone else for the night, then naturally it would be at Gansey’s expense.

One orange polo shirt and a pair of pressed khaki shorts later and Adam is having a crisis. He’s never really been into Gansey’s particular aesthetic (neither had Blue, actually, which Adam privately finds hilarious) but there’s something about Ronan wearing his signature items that’s doing something to him.

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Seriously though the idea of Braig helping to raise Ienzo is hilarious to me because

  • He would teach him all the swear words though no one is sure if it was intentional or not 
  • First time Braig gets put in charge of babysitting Ienzo he’s like “here’s 10 bucks, I’m off to the bar”. Ienzo manages to find his way back before Braig does. 
  • Braig tries to use Ienzo to pick up chicks, Ienzo ends up utterly ruining it by either being a smart ass and/or biting one of the girls when her hand gets just a bit to close to his face
  • Ienzo learns how to sass people by watching Braig
  • Braig teaching Ienzo how to play poker and other card games (Braig seems like the type who would play people for money)
  • Braig teaching Ienzo how to shoot a gun and the recoil causing Ienzo to get a bloody nose. 
  • Braig using his space powers to plop Ienzo up on the castle roof for a few hours. Ienzo doesn’t mind as it’s cool and interesting (I mean, you ever been on top of a roof as a little kid, it’s amazing) but Even nearly has a heart attack upon finding out. 
  • Xigbar dragging Zexion out to the bar when he turns 21 only for Zexion to end up with a massive hangover and vowing never to drink again. Xigbar finds this hilarious. 
  • Ienzo discovering he’s good with illusions and Braig asking him to help prank people. Sidenote: There’s actually a really good fic that plays with this idea This Way Down (basically Zexion and Xigbar combining their powers to create a never ending staircase)
  • But yeah Braig is like that older brother who picks on you but you think they’re super cool anyway til you grow up and realize they’re kind of a loser. XD
Imagine telling Hyungwon you're "pregnant"

“He looked like such an idiot” Hyungwon said while laughing, referring to something hilarious that happened to him earlier that day. You didn’t really find the story funny at all so you just fake laughed along. “Actually… I need to tell you something” You said as your smile slightly faded away. “Hm?” He would say, still grinning. You cleared your voice. “I’m pregnant.“ His smile would instantly fade away and he would get a serious expression. “Wait what!? Are you serious??” He would say after a moment of silence, totally in shock. “Nah just kidding, I just wanted you to stop talking about that lame story of yours.”

Originally posted by babywoon

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Premise:

What if Morty was a Valkyrie who pitied Rick and decided to take him into Valhalla despite his misdeeds, and when he tries to find Yggdrasil and back to Asgard, YGGDRASIL IS GONE and they fly around hilariously in an attempt to find the world tree- with threats of feeding Rick to Nidhogg - ( and yes, actual attempt at literary going to Hel to see what it’s like, for fun- Oh and did I mention that Rick was an assassin? Well, at least was before he died-

It was a spur of a random idea since I wanted to see Mort as a Valkyrie AND I ALWAYS LOVED VALKYRIES so this is a really great excuse for me to design a Valk estq Mort. 

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Sweet summer child Yugyeom’s struggles during girlfriend-related missions

anonymous asked:

Do you think Vegeta wanted a boy or girl after finding out Bulma was pregnant again? Also, it kind of suck that Vegeta didn't get a kid that looked like him.

Oh, I’m sure Vegeta definitely wanted another boy.

First, because the warrior in him wanted another warrior to train and fight with (which was exactly Trunks’ wish in the show) and also, because I’m convinced he believed he had no idea about what to do with a girl and was probably terrified at the thought.

I think it’s really cute that he got a girl this time, it will allow him to soften up a bit, and you just know Bra will have her daddy wrapped around her little finger.

I do hope they make her fight in Super as she gets older though, since I know they made her really girly in GT. It would be amazing to get a little Saiyan Princess that wants to fight just like her dad and older brother.

About the kids not looking like him, well, I’m sure it sucks to Vegeta, but I actually find it kind of hilarious that he got a boy that had his looks and Bulma’s coloring and a girl that will be like a little clone of her mother.

I think it’s funny!

And in the end, I’m sure Vegeta loves his kids just the same regardless of their looks…

Originally posted by msdbzbabe

Originally posted by cowcat44