i find this actually really hilarious

Voltron retail AU

- lance is the jewelry guy
- he wears dangly blue earrings
- his regular customers are cute old ladies who always think he needs to eat more
-when he’s not attending customers he flirts with the cute dressing room attendant
-Keith is the dressing room attendant
- it’s mostly slow, but he can see the jewelry department from his post
- people ask him for opinions on their outfits
- he’s uncomfortable sharing his fashion advice, but he’s really good at it
- hunk and pidge are markdowns. And backroom. And overnight.
- They pretty much live in the store.
- they have their own secret lingo for the goings on.
- they will drop everything if someone brings in a cute dog
- shiro is the head cashier/coordinator.
- the customers love him. He’s charming and they forget how much they’re spending.
- he organizes breaks and returns
-lance always pesters him about it
- he and allura work well together
-they have their own sign language they use to talk from opposite sides of the store
-they think they’re sly about it (they’re not)
- allura is their favorite manager
- she is scary but treats them well
- she loves setting up fancy feature tables
- matt is security
- when he applied he thought it was tech security. Orientation was awkward
- he actually does really well though
- he blends in wearing regular clothes and his low center gravity is perfect for tackling would be thieves
-Shiro find this hilarious
-the galra are the walmart across the street
-more stuff available. But no morals

Davai! (Or why Otayuri actually wins the world)

(Tweets by @Aki_the_Geek)

I’ve been thinking a lot about this comment of Kubo-sensei’s. It’s just the most adorable thing I have read in a while. I am not the biggest Otayuri fan, but only mostly because they’re seriously too young for me at this point. I do like their tandem, however, and I am enjoying the attention they are getting recently with the official photos and everything.

This comment, though, just paints such a cute picture for me: Otabek as a god of victory, like a mystical butterfly who ignores and flits past everyone else but chooses to rest on one particular mortal’s shoulder and bless him with strength and victory.

Listen, this is what is great about what Kubo-sensei said. Yuuri Katsuki has the gold rings that connect him to Viktor as his lucky charm - we know this. BUT! Yuri Plisetsky’s lucky charm, on the other hand, is Otabek Altin.

Yuri’s a great character. He is an angry teenager, but also a talented one who has big dreams and the actual skills to achieve those dreams. From the very beginning, we know this. It was even a point he has above Yuuri Katsuki.

He aims to win and does not see what others might consider obstacles. So what if it will be his first Grand Prix? He’s awesome. He won the juniors series. He can win as a senior, too.

Yuri, however, is also very immature. He is pretty poor at expressing himself and seems to shortcut through having to process most personal encounters and interactions by just being angry all the time. Affection for others embarrasses him, which is why he gets so high-strung around Viktor and Yuuri.

(I can’t really blame the kid, though. Those two just have no chill. They’re embarrassing.)

Interestingly though, Yuri seemed to calm down after Otabek came in the picture. It’s a complete 180. Yuri still had that passion, but somehow it became more tempered, less angry and more focused - so much so that the moment Otabek came in, Yuri broke a world record and then proceeded to win his first Grand Prix Final.

I am not saying that it is Otabek’s doing, like an actual god of victory. That would be ridiculous, and it’s more an expression than anything else. The timing is just pretty neat, and isn’t that how people develop lucky charms in the first place? You happen to have them right at the moment of a great win. It is also not as if Otabek was completely useless. He did provide a friend to Yuri, who thus far had been going on without someone he can actually call a friend. Everyone around him were either older than him, a competitor, a mentor or a teacher. I think Otabek calmed Yuri down by reminding him that he can just be himself… well, a cool version of himself anyway. Yuri actually sort of acted his age with Otabek around. For instance, this?

I thought Yuri was kind of cool-guy-posing here - you know, acting chill, even looks kind of smug. Lol, this reminded me so much of my younger brother when he was about Yuri’s age. He was such a useless brat at home and was pissed off at everything and nothing 99% of the time, but the moment his friends came over or one of them called him on the phone, he sort of became this cool version of himself - wittier, sharper, less fidgety. Lmao, his voice even became deeper. Smh at these boys…

What I also love about Otabek’s character is that he reminds us of Yuri’s name. Names are a big deal, okay, and I thought that Yuri being Yurio was kind of like him being a secondary character to Yuuri Katsuki - Yuuri #2, if you will. Ever since episode 2, Yuri is Yurio, and for every episode hence, he is Yurio. It was actually a bit of a shock to me when Otabek yelled this out in episode 11:

I was literally, “Oh yeah, that’s Yurio’s name.” I know Yakov and Lilia call Yurio by his name, but somehow it was when Otabek was calling him by this did Yurio become Yuri to me again. My theory is that it is Otabek’s manner, this I-know-you-call-him-Yurio-and-I-don’t-care-because-his-name-is-Yuri attitude he has going, that is somehow more convincing than anyone else. It is as if no one else matters in his world than Yuri Plisetsky. It is ridiculous to call him by anything other than his name because to Otabek, Yuri is Yuri #1. He probably calls Yuuri “the other Yuri”, “the Japanese Yuri” or just plain “Katsuki”.

So yeah, Otabek enters Yuri’s life and now Yuri has that source of affirmation that is outside family, who is a peer and even a close contemporary. He is no longer fighting alone. Yuri’s a strong guy, but he is still a kid, and at that age people can be quite vulnerable. No 15-year-old is so self-sufficient and self-confident that they can stand on their own at all times - at least not to my knowledge. That is why I love this friendship and why I love that Otabek came along. I think his coming triggered something that Yuri has long been building throughout the series but has yet to stabilize - his strength, his growth, his maturity as a skater as well as a person.

And actually, Yuri did win in the end. I think the series did not celebrate Yuri’s win enough and admittedly, even I was on such a high during those last weeks of the show that I could not be happy for him all that much. Episode 11? I couldn’t get over Yuri’s world record; I did not want to see Viktor dethroned. By episode 12, I still couldn’t look Yuri in the face. I was bitter about his world record and I was bitter about Yuuri Katsuki not winning the Grand Prix.

BUT, it’s time to face it: Yuri Plisetsky is amazing. He won the GPF on his senior debut. He beat a world record. His coach is obviously grooming him to be the next Viktor Nikiforov, and actually, the series has been hinting at it before hitting us on the face with it in episode 11 - Yuuri Katsuki is not the next Viktor Nikiforov, but Yuri Plisetsky is. What is more amazing is that he might even surpass Viktor, especially with Yuuri Katsuki as his main rival. Viktor never really had that one rival to push him up further than he thinks he can. We are told that his wins had wide margins from his other competitors. Viktor only had himself to beat each and every time. Yuri, on the other hand, won by a hair’s width and he knows it. He is even more driven now. He will push himself harder than Viktor ever had pushed himself, and that just might tip the scale a little bit more to future Yuri’s favor.

As for Otabek? Nah, he actually does not need to do anything. He is a lucky charm; he just needs to exist. With him around, Yuri is stable, and that’s all that this talented monster skater needs really.

Lol, look at this guy just watching his favorite so proudly:

“I’m not really needed here, but fuck if I’m not staying put to watch and join the cheering.”

Otayuri actually has a lot more going for them, future-wise. They are young, they are talented, and where Viktor and Yuuri are still struggling and see-sawing between victories and losses, Otayuri actually kept a steady climb. We already know and mentioned Yuri’s wins, but Otabek was also actually that steady character from the very beginning who skated well without question and was even the first to qualify for the GPF.

So, yes. In case you are asking, Otayuri is, in fact, the real power couple of the show.

Lmao, TL;DR - Otayuri just trumped Viktuuri and ultimately even stole their gold. The secondary OTP lowkey just beat the main OTP and I, albeit a hardcore Viktuuri shipper and just an Otayuri bystander at best, still find that really hilarious.


OH HEY MORE FANART bc i have no chill and also because this fic is currently my lifeblood

based off of that really angsty chapter from that baseball au fic by @moreracquetball that i can’t get enough of

fun facts i learned about kraven the hunter in the course of my research: every time he runs into sabretooth he just plain shoots him in the fucking face. “oh it’s sabretooth BLAM”. he knows it isn’t going to actually bring him down because of his mutant powers, he just does it because fuck that guy.

Do not remove my description or I will find you.

Okay, but two things here.

First, Jack and Maddie are actually adorable and hilarious in this episode. There are a lot of good scenes with them, but this is my favorite.

Like, this is one of the few episodes where they aren’t really obsessing over ghosts much at all. They’re both entirely focused on Jazz’s well being, and rightfully so. The boy trying to woo her really is no good, and the entire family is teaming up to protect her. Jack and Maddie are still as dorky as ever, but they’re a really endearing kind of dorky in this. Concerned for Jazz and incredibly proud of Danny for looking out for her as well.

Second, the voice acting in this show is so top notch? I was gonna talk about this with David Kauffman, because I think it’s amazing how he’s able to make Danny’s voice sound like it’s cracking and stuff, but this moment is amazing as well. Seriously, props to this voice cast. They do an amazing job and I love them all.

Headcanon that R is walking pencil-case. Like, he likes to have his hair tied up and when he write something or doodle he just put pen or pencil into his hair and forget about them and then he takes another one from someone.
Les amis stopped actually caring their writing equipment with them, they just walk to Grantaire.

(Everyone finds it really sweet and hilarious that Enjolras just approach R in the middle of his rambling, take out a pen from his hair, writes something down on his forearm and put it right back. R is so used to it he couldn’t care less)

       Although I respect people’s opinions, I can never bring myself to understand why there is so much hatred for Hinata. She loved Naruto since the very very beginning. I think that itself is enough reason to adore her because she was never against him. He didn’t have to prove himself to her and she acknowledged his beautiful personality before anything else. Meanwhile, mostly everyone had to witness Naruto’s physical strength before actually taking him seriously. Hinata was on Naruto’s side even before he could summon a shadow clone properly, before he could call himself a ninja, when everyone was so fixated on the nine tails that they treated him like he wasn’t human. 

     Forgive me if it seems like I’m comparing but when people put team 7 before everything, I close my ears. Don’t get me wrong, I love team 7 but when I think about Naruto, I don’t just solely think about Team 7. When we put team 7′s bonds before everything else, we are demolishing the bonds that Naruto shared with others. We are demolishing the fact that Naruto was alone. Every aspect (even the bad ones) in Naruto’s life should all be taken into account and not just a fraction of it. The fact that he found the woman of his life, I would think that people would be happy because the manga starts with this…

And ends with…

     If you truly think about it, Naruto’s life is being told chronologically from his years as a boy, to a teen, to a young adult, to a full grown man. The ending is quite beautiful because it shows us just how much Naruto has grown; the fact that he found love! Who would have ever thought that knucklehead Naruto would get married… being the first one out of Konoha 11 at that?! It shows that in the very beginning, he was bereft of love… and the ending is basically his earned blessing because now, he’s united with the woman who loved him even when he was just that kid who sat on the swings and sadly watched everyone from afar.  It depicts his adulthood. When watching this wedding, we shouldn’t be thinking “Why did it not end with team 7!” Instead, we should be thinking “Naruto has grown up” or “He’s not that kid anymore!” It’s his wedding. That marks one of the best days of his life. 

     Meh, everyone’s entitle to think what they want. This is just how I look at it. This is why I truly adore Hinata and the ending. While I do feel like Kishimoto should have added more into the ending, I am still grateful for the results. In fact, it makes me want to cry when taking in the beginning of the manga to the ending. Watching Naruto as that lonely kid and seeing him now…Kishimoto did such a wonderful job with explaining the aspects of Naruto’s life. I am so proud of Naruto. He’s accomplished so much and now he’s gifted with a woman with such a beautiful heart.

   She even faced death for him. We see this puny little kunoichi fight a super strong evil shinobi like Pein and lost with the intent of  protecting and revealing her love for someone who has saved her from herself; someone who broke the chains of insecurity and self affliction out of her. That itself tells you that Hinata has a story of her own. She went through spiritual battles herself so you shouldn’t trivialize her feelings and the role she plays in Naruto’s life. She’s a person too… and she is not perfect. People spend so much time with expressing their hatred for her character when even Hinata herself admits her flaws and expresses her need for change; expresses how she doesn’t even like herself. 

    In a way it’s kind of like you tell someone “I hate you” and they respond “I hate myself.” She’s not ignorant of her character flaws and that itself makes her even more of an incredible character because this whole time, she acknowledged her bad sides and it gave her more of a reason to want to change into someone stronger. Naruto was the prime source of her strength because he is the perfect example of what she’s trying to become. He motivated her to pick herself up and continue to work hard as both a person and a ninja. In return, she felt like she owed him her life which is why she didn’t care if she died on the battle field. Her sacrifice confirmed how strong and genuine her love really is. This moment in the manga defines just how strong Hinata had become over the years as both a person and a ninja.

      I don’t see why it is a problem that she wants to be by Naruto’s side. We are already aware of the fact that she loved him since young. When you love someone, being by their side is more like an instinct. This is why she impulsively intervened in the battle the way she did… and other times…

    And, you wanna know something that I find hysterically hilarious? Is that she actually makes it her duty to be by his side. She legit wants to protect Naruto more than he does for her. She wants to be there for him more than she is actually capable… and she BLAMES HERSELF for why he always ends up being the one to save her in the end. It’s hilarious because this girl legit loves this guy and there are still people that don’t actually realize that (I respect your feelings though, but still). Even when she is tired and out of energy, she still tries to make a way to be by his side. Even when she knows she will die, she still tries to find a way. It is plain and simple… Hinata LOVES Naruto. Period, point blank.

    But then again, who’s to say that she’s the only impulsive one? 

              Those subconscious feelings are stronger than a bitch. 


Every time she helps Naruto, it is suddenly a “problem”. But, the crazy thing is… every time she DOES help him, he BENEFITS from it completely.

   He even admits it every time. If it wasn’t for Hinata’s encouragement, he would have never had the confidence to defeat Neji in the final competition. In fact, he probably would have gotten his ass kicked simply put ^_^ He even THANKS Hinata for uplifting him so sincerely. Naruto’s depression vanished very quickly and now he is back to being himself… positive and full of energy; full of life and strength. Turns out, he actually likes Hinata as a person and understands her better.

   Even her intervention during his battle with pein benefited him seeing that Naruto was going to die on spot after all. Next thing you know, he was able to meet his father, he was able to defeat pein, rewarded the title of the village hero, and luckily for him, he is still alive.  He even acknowledges that Hinata’s sacrifice was a “save” on his part. He knows that Hinata wants to protect him hence he clearly assured her that she has already been doing that.

        You want to know what’s really interesting about this panel? It reminds me of this…

     Mind you, Naruto wasn’t exactly confident about his match against Neji (Like I mentioned before). Hinata uplifted him very quickly just like Naruto was able to uplift her as soon as he sensed how dejected she felt for being saved by him during the war. They are both very good at encouraging each other. It’s like an “eye for eye” sort of thing because they have the answer to each other’s insecurity. You would think that Naruto would have shared his worry to this team mates for those who believe that Team 7 is EVERYTHING. But apparently, he didn’t. For a girl that he considered weird, gloomy, dark , and timid , it truly amazes me that he entrust telling her about his weaknesses than the people he’s been “bonded” with throughout his early journey as a ninja. I’m not necessarily belittling the importance of Team 7 but rather proving that it is NOT the most important thing in the series. We have to be mindful of other characters too because they contribute a lot to Naruto’s character alone.

     He even acknowledges the fact that she saved him from falling into the traps of Obito.  He genuinely thanks her and also acknowledges that she “stayed at his side.” So, if Naruto can happily come to terms with that, then I don’t see the “problem.” In the end, he is back on his feet and being the happy knucklehead that we all know and love. We should be happy that Naruto has people like Hinata in his life that will sacrifice a leg and an arm for him; like his parents, like neji, etc. When putting Team 7 over everything, you are forgetting about those other precious people and things that were put in action to ensure his growth, his potential, and the extent of his passionate feelings as a character. Deny it or not, Hinata aligns with all of that and there is nothing no one can do about it. 

   “But Hinata isn’t relevant to the series because she doesn’t get a lot of                                                screen time.” 

Does the quantity of moments dictate how strongly Naruto feels about a person? Are we really going to let time away from a character dictate someone’s relevance to another person? Because, as far as I’m concern, Naruto has never spent a day with his mom or dad… but they are still upheld as important to him. Sasuke has been away from the leaf village for over 2 years. Even in their adult life, Sasuke has been away from the village for around 12 years (if I’m correct). It doesn’t change the fact that Naruto and Sasuke are very close. If screen time was genuinely relevant, then he would have let Sasuke go over the years that he actually spent time trying to find him. Jiraya has been dead for quite a long time… but Naruto’s feelings for Jiraya hasn’t changed. He still cherishes his god father with every drip of blood in his body. Gaara and Naruto are from different villages (we don’t get to see Gaara all of the time) but even that doesn’t dictate his bond with Naruto. Shikamaru is not even on Team 7 but he and Naruto are basically close as well… just like the of rest of konoha 11. Iruka hasn’t had all the screen time in the world but who did naruto ask to be his father in the wedding? Naruto even cherishes that sweet adorable ramen guy (the dude who NEVER gets screen time).  So, can we please stop making everything about screen time? It doesn’t necessarily matter. The QUALITY of the moments he share with another character is what truly defines those special bonds. Believe it or not, he shared quality moments with Hinata hence there would be no point in the genjutsu meaning anything to him. Once he was able to genuinely decipher those moments, that is when he came to terms with his own feelings for the Hyuga. He was able to realize how he felt about Hinata all along… and it didn’t take THOUSANDTHS of moments for that to happen.

My Favorite Series In Order:

Sailor Moon:

I love the entire Sailor Moon franchise.  Yes, it’s mostly a nostalgia thing, but I can’t help but to love it.  The manga is a classic, and the 90′s anime, while being long and cheesy, is still something that to this day I will watch.  Usagi is a relatable character, and every senshi is enjoyable and unique to the show.  While the first two seasons of Sailor Moon Crystal were pretty terrible, the third season completely makes up for all of the faults in it thus far.  Plus, SeiUsa and HaruMichi are life.  

Assassination Classroom:

Assassination Classroom is a fantastic series.  This is a series where you grow with every character.  This series is a roller coaster of emotions.  It has some of the most incredible moments I’ve ever scene in anime, as well as some of the most heartbreaking.  The ending to this show mentally destroyed me, and is the only series to this day that will make me break down every single time no matter how many times I’ve seen it, both subbed or dubbed.  It teaches so many life lessons, and is a must watch/read for everyone. The first season closing is not only my favorite closing, but one of my favorite songs, that to this day, I still listen to. Also, KarmAgisa is life.  

Kuroko no Basket:

Alright, I love this anime. I love the characters, I love the manga, I love the voice actors, I love the fan arts, I love the fanfictions.  I love absolutely everything.  The story is intense, and it hooks you from the start.  If you like sports anime, this one is a must watch.  Also, AkaKuro and Kuroko x GoM my favorite <3 

Tokyo Ghoul:

I’m very connected with this series.  I’ve been following this series religiously every week for years, so of course it’s one of my favorites.  Now, the anime is very disappointing, and the second season doesn’t exist, but I will still love it, especially since the last few chapters of Re have been fucking phenomenal. The opening for the first season is easily one of my favorite songs ever created. Also, I need Re animated like now.  It deserves it.  Actually, I need Part One redone as well.  Can we just reboot the entire anime series?


I love this series.  Like Tokyo Ghoul, I’m very invested in the manga.  Manga wise, I love the art style, and the story arcs; and once again like Tokyo Ghoul, the second season also does not exist.  The story is very well written, although this most recent arc is dragging a bit (but that’s normal for different series).  Ciel is such a little bastard, and it’s wonderful to read.  It’s a dark series that won’t get a happy ending, and that’s part of what hooks me to it. 

Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt:

This anime is fucking gold.  It is hilarious, and soo fucking inappropriate.  It’s by far my favorite comedy.  It’s art style is so unique and it has the best dubbing ever created.  The dub is by far better than the sub.  It also has the biggest cliffhanger ending, and fucking NEEDS a season two desperately.  

Ouran High School Host Club:

Originally posted by superswaggyanime

I love this series so much.  This is another one of those series where I love every aspect about it, from the anime to the manga to the dubbing and subbing and even the Live Action T.V. Show and Movie.  It’s my favorite romantic comedy and always the first one I recommend to people looking for a shoujo.  Every character is unique in their own way and the story is really adorable.  I love the manga where you see so much development from everyone.  Also, Hikaru and Kaoru deserve Haruhi, and I don’t care what anyone says.  

No Game No Life:

Shiro is adorable as fuck.  As a gamer, this show relates so much to me.  It’s an amazing fantasy, and the story is perfect.  The animation is beautiful, and the colors are so vibrant and beautiful.  Sora and Shiro are cute together and their interactions make the show that much better. I need my second season.   Side Note:  Jibril is best girl.  

Shokugeki no Soma:

Food Porn.  Of course I’d love it.  This is once again another series where I’m invested in the manga, so of course I’d love the series.  I read the series weekly, and the most recent arc is making me fall further in love with the series.  The manga is a great read, and you actually learn a lot about cooking through the series, whether it’s the manga or the anime.  The food orgasms are hilarious, and the animation for this show is amazing.  I would kill for a season three of this show this year.  


I will always have a soft spot for this series.  It was the first anime that really got me hooked to sports anime.  I love it.  Yes, it’s a bit dramatic at times, but being an ex-swimmer/lifeguard, I find this series so relatable, making me love it even more.  Also, the fan service is definitely a positive.  I love the Japanese voices, and the OP and ED’s for both seasons.  The movie prequel they did was also amazing.  The animation is gorgeous, but that’s to be expected from Kyoto Animation.  

So yeah, those are my top ten series!  Thoughts?

“Hey Boss.”


“Late to your own inauguration. Really?”

“Maa, if I showed up on time, they’d take me for an imposter, don’t you think?”

“You know, I bet Tsunade-sama’ll find that reeeal hilarious. Right before she rips out your spine and crushes it with her bare hands, that is.”

“You worry too much, Pakkun. Tsunade-sama relies on me. Who else is she going to sucker into the job?

“Anyway, the ceremony doesn’t actually start until 3:00. They only told me noon to get me there on time.”

“Uh… boss? It’s 3:00 now.”



Impossibly Ridiculous Grif Headcanon’s

“I’ve made tons of these so I might as well share some:

  • Grif used to scuba dive; he knew a guy who owned a boat and in exchange for getting lifts to prime diving area’s he’d work on the boat occasionally
  • Grif has tons of artifacts from shipwrecks because of this
  • Sarge and Grif have a designated hour of “talking” that mainly consists of Sarge resisting the urge to shoot him and Grif complimenting this fact:
    “You’re doing great, Sir”
    “Amazing job”
  • It’s meant to help Sarge resist the urge to kill Grif
  • Grif’s the type of asshole who sends out rattatas on Wonder Trade and in return always gets shinies
  • They will never tell anybody this and they will deny this fact forever, but Simmons and Grif can quote Spongebob perfectly sometimes and it’s just a casual thing they do. Those nerds.
  • One time they were stuck in a small area with Wash and he made some passing comment about claustrophobia and then they just whisper to themselves:
    “What does claustrophobic mean?”
    “It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus”
    “HO HO HO”
    “Stop it, Grif! You’re scaring him!”
  • Grif’s the type of person when playing Mario Kart that drives backward the entire race and it pisses Simmons off to no end
    “I’m winning in reverse, Simmons. That takes a lot more skill”
    “NO, IT DOESN’T”
  • Grif’s usually the first person to cry when watching a sappy movie but it’s only a single tear as he clenches his jaw and first and just tries really hard not to shed another tear

I have tons more but then this post would get too long, most of these are silly really but personally, I find them hilarious!

anonymous asked:

actually in japan if u wear an anklet on ur left foot it means youre dating soo.. :\/ fuc

Wait, wait, anon HOLD UP.

I have read that in @superspicy ‘s post on the merch, but I couldn’t find any sources to confirm that. You are the second person to claim so, causing me to believe this is true??? 

I don’t want to doubt your word, I really don’t, but are there any written sources about this too? Can I have a ton of people in my ask box stating that this is indeed the case???

Because I firmly believe the creators make conscious choices in their presentation of the characters so if that’s the deal then this NEWS IS ACTUALLY SO GOOD?? AAAAAAHHH.

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS? If after so much anguish and speculation when we finally get the long awaited movie it shows Otabek and Yuri already dating, like yeah we’re boyfriends now, no big deal. 

Past the black where sirens sing

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader

Genre: Siren!Au / Angst / One-shot

Rated T for mentions of blood and mature themes (nothing too heavy tho)

Word count: 3.8k

Synopsis: Two in the morning, during this moonless night, as Yoongi is playing his demons away with slender fingers above the white and black of a piano keys.

And nothing would be different than usual, really, if it wasn’t for the strange girl sitting at his window, claiming to be a siren in love with his music.

Author’s note: for my loved @yoongihime, even tho it’s a couple of days late and she deserves so much more than this <3 

I love you, sweetie ❤

Yoongi doesn’t consider himself a believer. He never fell for the shining lure of myths and tales, nor for the solace of a higher being molding the universe – the hell, he didn’t even believe in the monsters under his bed when he was only a naïve tiny child.

These days some people would call him a cynical man, yet Yoongi knows that this is not really the case, for he simply holds his faith closer to the rational state of his mind rather than to the realm of pointless delirium. If the eyes can’t see it, then why should he presume it real, after all?

Just use the damn brain you had the luck to born with, for God’s sake.

So, Yoongi is well aware that all these people always ready to raise their finger at him and mark him as a crude, cold human being would now be left astonished, if they saw him in his room with a completely unamused expression as he stills his fingers above the piano keys and asks “so, what exactly are you?” to the beautiful, strange girl perched on his windowsill.

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anonymous asked:

Imagine the sides find out that Anxiety is a skilled knife thrower at the same time they find out he's really scared of spiders

I’m back! The drama seems to be clearing up, and the new video got me all excited and ready to write again. So here you go! Also I loved this prompt, it was hilarious. Fun fact: I am actually terrible at throwing knives. One time I threw one, and it bounced off the target, and I had to duck before it hit me in the face. Both my partners are really good at it though, so I’ll leave that to them.

Roman had been doing some sketching when he heard it. A shriek of pure terror echoed through the mindscape. Instantly, he dropped his sketchbook and ran for the source.

As he raced down the hall towards the kitchen, Logic and Morality also came running out of their rooms. That meant Anxiety had been the one who’d screamed. Roman increased his speed. The darker side hated showing fear or distress, so for him to scream like that, well, Roman was dreading what he might find.

As he burst into the kitchen, there was a sudden blur going past his face, and then a thunk. Confused and still trying to calm his racing heart, Roman looked at the wall. There was now a knife imbedded in it. Actually there were several knives imbedded in it.

“Did I get it?” Anxiety hissed from where he was perched on the counter, and holding the knife block like a stuffed animal?

“Get what?” Logic asked, sounding just as confused as Roman.

“The spider!” Anxiety all but shrieked, “Did I get it this time?”

Wondering if he had perhaps slipped into daydream mode without realizing it, Roman walked over to the knife and peered at it. And indeed, it was pinning a rather large spider to the wall.

“Ah, yes,” he said slowly, “The spider’s dead, but how did you…?”

“What does it look like, Princey,” Anxiety scoffed, “I threw a knife at it.”

“Apparently several knives,” Morality said, having wandered over to Roman to look at them. “That’s going to need some fixing.”

“Sorry about that,” Anxiety grumbled, “Normally I would have gotten it on the first throw, but I’m not used to these knives, so it took a couple tries.”

“You have still neglected to explain exactly how you became so proficient at knife throwing in the first place,” Logic cut in. “It seems an odd skill to master.”

Anxiety shrugged. “I just got really bored one day, and I thought it seemed cool, so I kept at it. Also you’re sure that spider’s completely dead, right? It hasn’t resurrected itself like the unholy demon it is?”

“That’s not physically possible,” Logic said, looking at Anxiety in askance.

“Look all I’m saying is that spiders are some kind of satanic pit spawn, and I would not put it past them, okay” Anxiety retorted.

Roman couldn’t help but to laugh.

“I have to say, Anxiety,” he said, “I had no idea you were so scared of spiders.”

Anxiety pointed one of his remaining knives at Roman.

“If you so much as think about using this against me, I’ll put a knife through you next,” he threatened.

“Ok, let’s not get crazy,” Morality said, stepping between the two of them. “No one is throwing a knife at anyone right now. In fact, let’s just put all the knives back in the knife block where they belong. Anxiety, maybe you can show off your skills later.”

“Yeah, fine,” Anxiety grumbled, slipping off the counter, finally letting go of the block.

Roman turned his head away, so the others couldn’t see him smirking. He had to admit, while hearing Anxiety scream had terrified all of them, in hindsight, this whole thing was pretty hilarious. There was no way he was going to let this go.

And who knows, perhaps he’d see if he could get some lessons. It was always good to learn a new skill, and Anxiety was right about one thing. Knife-throwing was in fact very cool.

“Wait, you did say the spider was dead right?”

“Yes, Anxiety, it’s dead.”

“Oh thank god.“

hate to break it to you but there’s no substantial proof that zutara was ever gonna happen after they finished pre-production / early stages

this infamous photo came from a set of extras that would debut on nickolodean that was also known to joke around a lot. these extras are not canon.

these are actual words michael and bryan said:

M: Sorry to disappoint the “Zutara” fans out there, but we never intended for Zuko and Katara to get together. Maybe we’re just sentimental, but we always had a soft spot in our hearts for “Kataang”.

B: Zuko and Katara might have shared some sparks, but sometimes there are people along your “journey of love” who are there to teach you about yourself and what you really need, but don’t necessarily end up being your partner. Come on, kids! “Zutara” never would have lasted! It was just dark and intriguing.

that being said, i can see the appeal of zutara and i myself actually shipped zutara for a while but now i find it HILARIOUS when zutarians analyze the show so closely for evidence when there’s nothing to find

I started to watch Atypical this morning. It seems like a crossover between the A Word and Speechless, but not in the good way. It feels like it’s trying to be Speechless, but it’s lacking the knowledge about autism and the desire to really put autistic people in front and not the families or Neurotypical people around them.

The mother is even more unbearable than the one from the A Word. She’s an overbearing bully, she’s sexist, she’s treating her teenager son like a freakin’ baby… she’s awful. The father is not better, all he seems to do is complaining and building himself as a tragical figure (boo hoo, my son doesn’t want to go to a ball game with me, boo hoo).

The sister seems a bit better, but I’m waiting to watch more of the show to get a proper opinion. As for the main character… He seems accurate at some points, but also super caricatural at others ?

I mean, there’s one scene where he’s in the bus, he’s thinking about something and it’s making him giggle out loud. That was relatable, it happens to me all the time. But after that, he feels the need to overexplain what he’s thinking about, as if it never happened to him before and he doesn’t know that people will just scoff at him or ignore him.

He seems like he just became autistic this day and, before that, he was neurotypical (I know it’s not possible, but it really feels like it). So, he doesn‘t learn about his mistakes, he seems to have never experienced ableism before and I don’t know, it’s really uncomfortable to watch.

Also, a lot of scenes seems to invite us to laugh at him, not to laugh with him. I don’t mind to have certain scenes like this, I mean, I find some of my experiences and autistic traits awkwardly hilarious, but, really, all the time ?

I don’t think I’m really going to like this show. It might do some good, but it just seems to me that we’re going to have a Sheldon Cooper-like, without the “genius” part.

I’m going to watch the rest of it and give you my full impression afterwards.


Sweet summer child Yugyeom’s struggles during girlfriend-related missions

Monoma Neito Appreciation Post

The latest episode of BNHA made me realize Monoma’s got more apparitions in the anime than the manga during UA sports festival. Like when Kendou went and caught him during recreational games, or when he climbed up that wall separating class A and B seats to pick on class A. I like how the animation staff rely on him to include more funny moments, because Monoma really is an interesting and dorky character. He may seem annoying and cunning, but there’s more to the boy and I really grew to like him. So here comes a Monoma Neito appreciation post.

Monoma is maybe arrogant but he’s so childish, it’s more annoying than anything. He’s always picking up fights and provoking others but it’s never really mean, and it seems to be quite useless as he’s only seen as an idiot for doing so. It’s mostly used for comic relief, because he’s not really threatening, but there are also specific reasons as to why he’s behaving like that. His mental health condition his often brought up, but I don’t think Monoma got issues about it, and don’t really appreciate how it’s used to mock him. Monoma doesn’t pick up fights for himself and for the sole sake of it, but for his whole class, and for the sake of his classmates. Hori said so himself in Monoma’s inside story “This plan of his to take down class A was concocted to the furtherance of all of class B”. Whenever he goes and pick on class A, it’s not because he wants to feel better about himself, but because he’s creating rivalry between their classes so they can be recognized as equals and not just invisible students. In most of panels where he addresses them, he’s always using “Class A”, and not any student in particular.

So it’s really not free bullying, and more stirring things up to say “Hey, don’t you dare forget about us and act all mighty. We’re here too.” But the way he does it only makes it looks funny, because after all, Monoma is terribly childish.

Speaking of their interactions, I noticed it’s often Kirishima (who else?) who actually listens the most and answers to Monoma, and it’s hilarious how Kirishima, who’s usually kind and easy to get along with, just finds him plain annoying and loses his patience because of how idiotic Monoma can be.

Apart from disliking how class B is underestimated because of class A, Monoma doesn’t really hold a grudge against anyone personally. He really isn’t a bad guy at all, and his childish attitude kinda cover up how he’s even more of the careful and observing type. During the sports festival, we saw how he has true leadership abilities, knows exactly how to make the most use of his quirk and his teammates4, and is able to plan things way ahead to secure victory as much as he can. He’s very rational, but it’s kinda playing against him, as stated by Aizawa. He lost against Bakugou because he didn’t included in his plan the boy greedy desire to win and be the best. That, because he doesn’t experience that kind of passionate feeling.

I found quite weird how he was the only one to take supplementary lessons during training camp, given his intellectual abilities. It made me thought he was actually shaken and messed up his exams because he was really affected when he realized the gap between their abilities, as it’s shown later when he’s relieved they won’t have to fight against each other during the provisional licence exam. Monoma is aware of that difference, but that doesn’t stop him to go and pick on class A anyway to make sure they know class B isn’t falling behind.

Monoma planned things ahead and really gave it a thought, yet it revealed quite useless in front of a prodigy such as Bakugou. Monoma’s team was second during most of the human cavalry battle, but they ended up losing despite his efforts because sometimes, you can’t win with logic only. Monoma has a really great quirk, but he needs to trust his guts a little more and learn how to be more flexible in a real fight when things don’t go according to plan. Quick reaction time in a fight is as important as careful plans, because it’s what allows you to escape truly dangerous situations and save your life and others’. I guess Monoma is the type to overthink and therefore put himself in danger because he has trouble making quick unplanned decisions. He has great abilities, and is smart enough to come up with good plans, so I’m curious as to how he actually behaves in fights, because despite talking big, when never saw him in a real tough situation. He does seem uncomfortable with improvisation, as we saw during the human cavalry battle he didn’t really know what to do and choose safety over fair fight when Bakugou unexpectedly took their headbands.

Class B is also full of resources, as we saw it in the training camp arc, and Hori did an amazing job giving them good characterization. Monoma obviously loves his class, as he’s always thinking of his classmates’ sake and trying to bring up his class by bringing down class A, but he’s making a terrible job at showing it honestly. He’s frustrated by the shadow class A is casting on class B, so he takes it out on them because he wants his classmates to be acknowledged too. Look how proud he is of his classmates after the provisional licence exam. Once again, note how he’s using “We” and “us” and not “I”, because he doesn’t think of himself but everyone in class B.

He tried to show off during the sports festival because class A really was taking all the credits, letting class B pretty much unnoticed, which could be harmful for them and their chance of getting good internships with pro heroes. His comment about how there’s only one student that failed his exam in class B while five in class A messed up during the training camp just shows how he puts his class interest first by bringing their rivalry again rather than mocking personally others students. He does take it personally on Bakugou though, because he’s obviously the one that takes the most of the spotlight and looks down on everyone else. To be honest, I like Monoma’s careless attempt to provoke Bakugou because he was offended how little he actually thought of his classmates when he talked as the representative.

Even if he’s annoying for class A, he’s always standing up against them for class B’s sake, as visibility is crucial for your future career and they obviously aren’t given a lot of it because of class A. He also greatly thinks of his classmates, and finds unfair they’re not given the same credit at all. So yeah, basically, Monoma’s a good kid that loves his classmates but is pretty terrible to make it appear like that and ends up behaving like a total idiot. But what can I say, it’s part of his charm too.

Seriously though the idea of Braig helping to raise Ienzo is hilarious to me because

  • He would teach him all the swear words though no one is sure if it was intentional or not 
  • First time Braig gets put in charge of babysitting Ienzo he’s like “here’s 10 bucks, I’m off to the bar”. Ienzo manages to find his way back before Braig does. 
  • Braig tries to use Ienzo to pick up chicks, Ienzo ends up utterly ruining it by either being a smart ass and/or biting one of the girls when her hand gets just a bit to close to his face
  • Ienzo learns how to sass people by watching Braig
  • Braig teaching Ienzo how to play poker and other card games (Braig seems like the type who would play people for money)
  • Braig teaching Ienzo how to shoot a gun and the recoil causing Ienzo to get a bloody nose. 
  • Braig using his space powers to plop Ienzo up on the castle roof for a few hours. Ienzo doesn’t mind as it’s cool and interesting (I mean, you ever been on top of a roof as a little kid, it’s amazing) but Even nearly has a heart attack upon finding out. 
  • Xigbar dragging Zexion out to the bar when he turns 21 only for Zexion to end up with a massive hangover and vowing never to drink again. Xigbar finds this hilarious. 
  • Ienzo discovering he’s good with illusions and Braig asking him to help prank people. Sidenote: There’s actually a really good fic that plays with this idea This Way Down (basically Zexion and Xigbar combining their powers to create a never ending staircase)
  • But yeah Braig is like that older brother who picks on you but you think they’re super cool anyway til you grow up and realize they’re kind of a loser. XD

OK how about (Klance) God AU

-so the team are gods, nature/weather gods, or something
-like Pidge is the goddess of nature
-Hunk the God of ground
-Shiro the God of wind and storms
-Lance the God of ocean and rain
-Keith the God of the Sun (basically of hot/good weather)
-Allura is the queen of the gods and Conan is her advisor
-but they were not always gods, before the team there had been other gods that got replaced cause they were tied and wanted to rest (idk, details are not important)
-but the former ocean and sun gods just didn’t get along at. ALL. And coursed some nature catastrophes
-So Allura is like: “Shiro, they can’t meet. I’m not ready for that shit.”
-And Shiro is like: “OK. Whatever you say”
-(Shiro is like the leader of the gods idk)
-So Keith and Lance never meet but they know the other exist
-they still manage to hate the other
-“Hunk. He ruined my wonderful rainy day!! I worked so hard for it”
-“I fucking hate Rain” “Keith, we need rain.” “Fiiine. But I will create some nice hot days afterwards.”
-they have weather competitions
-besides Lance and Keith, everyone had meet the others and became really close. And they find the competitions hilarious
-“He is actually really nice, Lance.” “What did he do to you Pidge?!”
-“Lance is really cool, you know.” “Sure Hunk, can you give me the cookies?”

Now the Klance part:
-they can shift into human form
-they actually only hide their god-aura and go to earth to spend some time there
-now Keith and Lance like to be humans and accidentally meet
-Lance is in flirting mode, because that’s a cute human (but the mullet though, am I in the wrong timeline?) and he has time to spend so why not spend it with that cutie
-Keith is confused, but plays along since he too has time to spend and nothing better to do
-they have a great time together and meet up several times
-they fall in love and are: “shit, I can’t have feelings for a human. I’m a God….”
-but they keep meeting
-a kiss
-aaaangst feelings yaaay
-they plan to break up or something

-than Shiro and Allura are like: “We trust them to meet and not destroy the earth”
-Ocean God and Sun God meet up
-awkward silence
-more silence
-Allura and Shiro fearing
-“Seriously? Even as a God you have a mullet, candy ass?”
-“Oh shut up, Pretty Boy”
-“You think I’m pretty?”
-“Yeah? I mentioned it as a human, didn’t I?”
-everyone is confused but Lance and Keith are happy and still go on human dates
-happy end

(Sorry for my bad English but I wanted to share this idea)

BTS reaction to you crying over chicken nuggets/food


LMAO this request is hilarious 😂 Thank you anon for requesting this. Instead of writing paragraphs, I did a bit differently this time with the format of writing. Hope you guys enjoy reading this as much as I LOVED writing it! 

*gifs not mine. Credit to the owners*


He would be happy actually. Not because you were crying but because you were crying over FOOD (his one eternal love other than you). Lowkey he would be proud of himself for finding a good and suitable partner for himself. 

Jin: Wait are you really crying over food? 

You: *nodding*

 Jin: *Hugs you*. I have finally found my soulmate. *cries fake tears of joy by being way too melodramatic* 


He probably wouldnt even know what the hell to say. He would be confused AF. He would kind of regret liking you, of course he wouldn’t mean it but you were ruining his swag by crying over food. Pretty much done with you I imagine. 

You: *whining about chicken nuggets*

Yoongi: If I buy you chicken nuggets will you stop? *rolls eyes*

You: Yes I will. *hug him by jumping on his back* 

Yoongi: Get off me or else no chicken nuggets, he would threaten you.


He would come from work and find you crying. Initial reaction would be worry and concern but when he found out why you were crying he would sigh in relief.

Hoseok: Wait so let me get this straight. You are crying because you want food?

You: Why? Cant I cry over food?

Hoseok: *Silently wonders if you are on your period/or too emotional, but doesn’t say anything* Ok, I will get you food so stop crying, and he wipes your tears away.


Y/N, Look what I brought” he would wave take-out bags in the air. You would run up to him, and he would think you were going to hug him. But no. You took the bags from his hand and ran into the kitchen. 

Nams: *Comes into the kitchen and hears you sniffle* Are you really crying y/n?

You: I love you

Nams: I love you too

You: I was saying that to the food… but okay, you shrug

Nams: gif reaction


He would just laugh at how cute you were being. Secretly would take out his phone and take a video of you to tease you to the ends of this earth and use it as blackmail when needed. *He’s a devil disguised as an angel I swear*

YOU: I WANT FOOD!! *whining*

Jimin: *snickering in the back because its the funniest thing for him*

You: BOYFRIEND!! I need food, you call out for him

Jimin: *Too busy filming to hear you*


Jimin: *runs for his life*


He would try his best to get you to stop whining about food, because he wants you to love him and not food. He would try his hardest to get your attention.

Taehyung: Jagiya! Look *does aegyo*

You: No reaction

Taehyung: Look Jagi! *makes his famous derp face*

You: Still crying over food

Taehyung: Fine I will just get Jimin to love me, *lets just say that got your attention pretty good*


This boy would straight up laugh and make fun of you (not in a mean way). He would just think you were adorable low-key though, for crying over food. 

Kookie: *laughs* Didn’t know you were that big of a foodie

You: Didn’t know you were an ass. Actually never mind I knew that

Kookie: *laughs even harder* Let me get Jin hyung then you can both cry together over your shared love (food) *Proceeds to call Jin* 

You: I hate you

Kookie: I love you too *thumbs up*

I hope you guys like this! I tried to make it as extra and as funny as I could. I hope this is what you wanted anon :) Have a lovely day ahead everyone and thank you for reading! <3