i find these funnier then i should

You’re walking in the woods
There’s no one around
And your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Ardyn Izunia

Running for your life
From Ardyn Izunia
He’s brandishing a knife
It’s Ardyn Izunia
Lurking in the shadows
Niflheim chancellor Ardyn Izunia
Living in the woods
Ardyn Izunia
Trolling for sport
Ardyn Izunia
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cannibal Ardyn Izunia.

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vine

I find this way funnier than I should

I find it funnier than I probably should that the character whose codename is “Patriot” is suddenly throwing around a bunch of football metaphors.

(…does this mean that Daisy is going to start making soccer-related puns now?)