I bring to you: Steve/Tony betime/sleepy headcanons that nobody asked for :D
Tony is really clingy when he sleeps, he latches onto Steve like a limpet and doesn’t let go until Steve wakes up in the morning. And if he can’t physically hold on to Steve, some part of him is always touching Steve
Steve has this weird military training protective thing where he has to sleep on the side closest to the door so he can stop any “intruders” from harming them in their sleep. Tony rolls his eyes but plays along anyway
Tony is a super heavy sleeper, once he is asleep he is gone at least for the first couple of hours. Not even the Hulk could wake him. But he’ll only fall asleep in places/around people he feels comfortable with/trusts.
Steve disapproves of when Tony stays awake working for days at a time. But he also finds it incredibly amusing when Tony comes into the bedroom at the end of a bender, all stumbling and incoherent. It’s only 7 or 8 and Steve’s just laying in bed reading a book or watching TV, but Tony will shower quickly, put on sleep clothes, climb into bed with Steve and lay in his lap, burying his face in Steve’s stomach. Sometimes he’ll even pick up Steve’s hand and hold it in his hair until Steve starts running his fingers through it. Tony just relaxes right down and falls fast asleep and Steve is perfectly content to sit there and just hold him for a couple hours.
When they lie in bed at the end of a long day and cuddle, Tony likes to be the little spoon. He likes the feeling of Steve’s arms around him holding him tight. It makes him feel safe and protected.
Steve likes to be the big spoon because he loves holding Tony close to him. He loves when Tony buries his face in Steve’s chest so he can bury his face in Tony’s hair. He likes holding Tony because he feels like he can shield him from the cruelty of the outside world, and maybe even from Tony’s own demons.
Everyone assumes Steve is a morning person and Tony is very much not but it’s actually the other way around
Steve hates waking up early but because of the serum and his military training his body will wake him up at 5 AM
He’ll get up and go for a run but he’ll bitch and moan about it in his head the whole time, and he’s basically a grumpy old man until he eats breakfast and gets his morning kiss from his still sleepy Tony
Tony (when he actually goes to bed at a normal time - or at all) will wake up naturally pretty early - the Avengers were shocked that first morning together in the tower when Tony walked in at 8 AM with a smile, grabbed a cup of coffee, and asked Steve for the business section of the paper he had grabbed that morning.
Tony in the morning is also Steve’s favorite because he wakes up but he’s not fully awake. He looks so cute in the mornings, half-lidded eyes, pillow creases on his cheek, hair a mess, drowning in Steve’s t-shirts. He smiles at everyone and leans into Steve’s touch and everyone agrees that he looks so cute and cuddly and adorable in the mornings.
Though once he’s had some food and a couple cups of coffee he’s back to his usual obnoxious self.
Like, I don’t necessarily love her gymnastics and I much prefer her 2015 bars to her vault (even though her amanar was really improved at some and then she got injured and it went back to being shit) and the whole reckless driving thing is not even remotely cute but I FUCKING LOVE HER. Like idk, this girl wasn’t really on anyone’s radar and I thought she would probably be a B team member for her entire life and she’s on of the most successful Russians of her generation? And she has had more injuries than all the other gymnasts on the planet combined and somehow she keeps coming back and doing great? And like, she was dead until now and suddenly she pulls an amanar out of her ass? Idk I find this whole situation super exciting and hilarious
Boyfriend by Surreptitious Chi X- Gai doesn’t like Kakashi’s girlfriend…and offers to be Kakashi’s new girlfriend, er, boyfriend instead. Is inspired by Avril Lavigne’s song, and it’s really funny!
Bathwater by forgetme- hilarious fic where TenTen, Sakura, Ino, and Anko go investigate the love life of Kakashi and Gai. It got me grinning from ear to ear! Seriously, read it!! The omakes at the end are the cherry on top to this fun fic!
Never Underestimate Matchmaking Kunoichi - Cha! by tineyninja- Ino, Sakura, Hinata, and TenTen try to matchmake Gai and Kakashi together after finding out that Gai has it bad for Kakashi! Very fun read!! It’s super cute & amusing to see how Gai tries to woo Kakashi. Plus, I love TenTen and Gai’s student-mentor relationship, as well as all the interactions.
Cherry Popsicle Blues by forgetme- This happens around the ep where Kakashi was about to become Hokage but then didn’t. It’s sweet. When I was reading, I got transported to a fluffy, comfortable, & peaceful mood, and I honestly can go on forever just experiencing Kakagai.
New Year’s and Forever by holly_writes_things- chandeelier recommended this fic to me, and I just finished reading this. It’s so sweet and well-written! You get to see the evolution of Kakashi and Gai via flashback from when they’re still young to adulthood, which I super enjoyed. I just love young Gai, haha! And, of course, I love Kakashi too. :3
Rice by torch- I forgot to include this one…haha. I usually don’t read fics with sex, but this one I tried recently and enjoyed. It’s not graphic at all, so it’s a perfect start! Not to mention the characterizations are on point. Summary: “Kakashi and Guy are on a mission. The mission isn’t quite what they think it is.” Actually tbh, it feels more like comedy so may belong more in the first category, but oh well.
Don’t Cry Where I Can’t Touch You by robolife- A sad-sweet fic of younger Gai and ANBU Kakashi where a drunk Gai visits Kakashi and later sees one of the moments where Kakashi cries. The feels!!! You can really tell how much Kakashi means to Gai.
One Night by RockingTheGraveyard- Another sad-sweet fic of younger Gai and ANBU Kakashi where Gai takes care of Kakashi who one night pays him a visit. It’s super heartwarming to see Gai trying to connect with Kakashi. He just cares about him so much! And Kakashi, in his own way, does too!
Shiver by forgetme- Even when I read this, I felt a bit cold, and indeed it’s got a bit of the dark/ angsty mood…but we get to see Gai warm Kakashi up and there’s a lot of sexual tension. just read it, ok?
its funny because in the interview when someone asked the riverdale cast if they had a crush on the sprouse twins, they all agreed except lili ; she said "i mean i didnt have a crush on them" and then both lili and camila where laughing weirdly like i mean it was obvious that lili wouldnt want to say that she had a crush on them because that would be ankward & she is dating cole!!! what do u think?
Ugghh I love this interview so much! Haha things definitely turned a lil awkward when they talked about crushing on The Twins, as always when Cami & Lili talk about Cole, amirite? I find Lili’s reaction to Cole’s long pony tail super hilarious too!
Cole is just aaaall over the place in this interview, so happy and so many expressions, love love love it.
Are you ever scared Teddy will be one of those super angsty and rebellious teenagers? I would find it hilarious if Teddy ever rebellious because how could he? Sirius would congratulate him on the bad and Remus would congratulate him on the good.
Sirius: I hope has a teen, he’ll be more like Remus because, let’s face it.. my teenage years werent that angelic.
my adviser came to visit me @ my workplace today n she gave me my supervisor’s evaluation of me from last semester n turns out he gave me all A’s n B’s. its really funny because for one of the questions he gave me an A in it was ‘knows how to use time responsibly’ but little does he know all I do on the computer is blog n listen to horror stories. I mean, given that I finish my work super early I still find it hilarious like all those day6 posts I make in the morning are all behind my boss’s back…..blogging is my real job.
so normally, i don’t accept prompts…partly because i like to come up with my own ideas, partly because sometimes prompts get a little too specific and it feels like i’m doing a commission for free. however….i really couldn’t ignore this. i didn’t have it in me.
this is such a cute idea, and after talking about it a little on twitter with @octolevi, this au was born……vero even wrote a little thing to go along with it, which you can find here. it’s super hilarious and i am very much in love with it and this entire au, so…you can expect to see more of the adventures of D-Slice and Angel Bean in the future. for now..have this thing.
The following are some of my thoughts on the last 5 episodes of Steven Universe. Keep in mind that I’ve only watched each of these episodes once and I’m probably going to be more critical than the average person because I’m a jaded, old, finicky curmudgeon who doesn’t like things that don’t specifically cater to his expectations and interests.
i have an ex that abused me, and although i cant really remember all the good things we used to do, i remember this one time i was at her place, and her mom called her for dinner. but instead saying dinner's ready or sth she used the phrase "chodź, masz" which is something you'd say to an outdoor dog and i find it hilarious
yoooo thats super fucked up man??? wow the audacity of some people