this is my first follow forever and i was going to wait until my 1 year anniversary of being a rph but 900 followers feels like a pretty big milestone, too. so without further ado!
i’m gonna bundle you all together as much as i want to write a cute little message for you all just to say how much i appreciate you, i think i’ll probs be here forever! but these are people who never fail to make me laugh/smile, people i can rant with and sin with. i love y’all soooo much!!
i’m only including the people i don’t talk to as much as i should. you guys are amazing and ily and we should talk more because what the fuck ?? (although i blame myself because i’ve got the worst attention span)
i’m 100% i’ve accidentally missed out a bunch of people and for that i’m sorry! but i love seeing all of you guys on my dash i love the content you guys reblog and put out and i hope y’all have a good day/week/year! and don’t be shy to shoot me a message or whatever bc i’d love to be friends!!
since these were both in the same day (8/22/14), does anyone else feel like zayn just dug through liam’s clothes to find something to wear. Like everything zayn was wearing yesterday looks like it belongs to liam. funny huh?
53:Describe your favourite dirty fantasy with your fav.
im chillin with zayn in our 5.4 billion dollar home, we’re just layin in bed watching tv, and then zayns like “dani jack off for me bby” and im like “alright zayn ;) ”
and hes like “wait hold on”
and later returns with a frozen hot dog and im like “zayn wtf i never use a hot dog before ive only used a shower head!” and hes like “pls bby for me” and im like ‘fine…only bc ur forehead is turning me on rn"
*5 min later, abt to cum*
*slurp noise* zayns like “wtf was that” and im like “zayn………my vagina sucked up the hot dog” then zayns like “wtf!” and im like “wtf"
*5 more min later*
me: wait zayn i feel somethin down there moving
zayn: dani ofc u do theres a hot dog in there
me: no…i think its coming out!!!
*hot dog falls out* then zayns like "wait a sec let me see that” *holds it* then he says “dani bby ur vagina thawed the hotdog…i guess were having a hot dog for dinner!!"