i feel like this pic is getting old to everyone except me

accidentally?

Based on this prompt I said I’d fill a few days ago:

boss: “know why I called you in here?”
me: “because I accidentally sent you a dick pic”
boss: “accidentally?”

yup.

(on ao3)

“You need to stop pining after people you haven’t even spoken to,” Lydia says one day, probably because Derek—er, Mr. Hale, their boss—has just stepped through the front door of the cafe where they’re having lunch, and Stiles has trailed off mid-word to watch him walk up to the counter. In Stiles’ defense, he’s never seen Mr. Hale outside of the office before, let alone Mr. Hale wearing a leather jacket over his dress shirt. God, and Stiles thought the tailored suits were bad enough…

Anyway.

“Uh, I have too spoken to him,” Stiles says indignantly, tearing his eyes away from Derek’s broad back across the room. “One day I was coming out of the break room and I almost walked right into him and he said, ‘Excuse me,’ so then I said, ‘Oops,’ and he smiled at me. Kind of. A little bit. I mean, I interpreted it as a smile. There was some prolonged eye contact.”

Lydia abruptly stops stirring her fat-free latte to stare at him—one of those Oh god, it’s worse than I thought kind of looks. “That’s it?”

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part 2 of 3rd grade teacher nursey?? yes?? ok

(part one)

  • calls all of his kiddos “little bro” regardless of gender. the occasional “little dude” or “little man”
  • the first time he wears a short sleeve dress shirt to school all the kids are obsessed with his tattoo
    • “mr n has a forever drawing on his arm :000″
  • hes the ultimate kid whisperer. anything these kids throw at him? hes got it covered
    • kids are fighting about who gets the 64 pack of crayons. jeremy got them yesterday and now he wants them again?? theres like 4 other kids who want to use them jeremy dont be a dick
    • nursey’s like “can i give you guys a special project? i need a big drawing to put up on the wall. but you all have to help and you all need to use the crayons”
    • jeremy, immediately distributing the crayons and getting a big ass piece of paper: ok mr n!!!!!!

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Coquette

bts x fuckgirl!reader (ft. kim yugyeom) high school!au | warnings: smut, sexual themes, polygamy, angst, foul language, cheating

genre: angst, romance, smut

summary: High school was the moment where everyone’s hormones blew up out of control, and you definitely hadn’t gone unnoticed. Typically, you’d hear the stories about evil boys playing and using girls, but that wasn’t the case; at least not when it came to you. Some called you scandalous, but you knew what you wanted, and aiming for the kill was as simple as uttering the words “I love you” to a boy who had fallen in far too deep to realize where he went wrong.

Originally posted by aestheticvbts

continuation status: yes | possibly | no

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7

word count: 1,784

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deh apartment hcs

so i was just scrolling thru Tumblr Dot Com™ and I saw a post that said “does anyone else ever daydream of decorating their first apartment?” (if anyone knows who made that lmk) but anyway i saw that and was like omg if that ain’t alana and then i was like wAIT WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THEM so here’s this. fyi this is like a college au type thing ish??

(im sotired this is kinda shitty lol)

(also thank u so much for the luv on my last two hcs? i cr ied? les get to the point sorry)


alana:

  • ok so this girl would obviously have the neatest apartment ever
  • it would probably be like a medium size ya know
  • white walls.
  • lots of white walls.
  • and there would be like really pretty marble countertops 
  • her beadspread (or whateverthefuck u call it) would probably be like grey with white little lines on it
  • in a pattern tho
  • like a cute pottery barn one
  • OH
  • she would so freaking use evan’s discount at pottery barn are u kidding me
  • like her entire house would look like a pottery barn catalog
  • anyway
  • idk if all apartments have this so excuse me if i sound mega stupif 
  • but she would use the little intercom-buzzer thing to get into the apartment to her full advantage
  • like if u wanted to even go up there she would legit do a full on background check
  • (except for zoe)
  • (zoe would be like “hey alana it’s-” and alana would be like “yOU CAN COME RIGHT UP”
  • but it would be like 
  • “hello who is this?”
  • “alana you know it’s jared. i just texted you.”
  • “… ok then what’s your middle name”
  • “aLANA”
  • but anyway back to what inspired this in the first place
  • so alana would SO plan her apartment out from when she was like young enough to understand it ya get it
  • like she would pick out furniture at age six
  • (her taste would obviously change as she got older but u get it)
  • and she would literally have it down to the p a i n t color
  • like she would walk into home depot or whatever and the worker would expect her to look around for like 40 minutes but she’d be like
  • “hi hello i’ll take seashell grey in the gloss finish please. make it quick.”
  • (i totally just made that up what the hell is a gloss finish never heard of her)
  • i also picture her having lots of house plants? like most of them would be fake bc she’s too busy to keep them alive but they wouldn’t look fake
  • yeah alana’s apartmetnt would be so put together and like clean cut and nice

zoe:

  • her apartment would be rad okay
  • i feel like it would be v hipster and cool
  • not like Hipster™ but like… hipster?
  • what am i even saying
  • okay
  • so she would definetley have a room with yellow walls
  • like her rooms would be painted cool colors and stuff
  • but yellow specifically
  • she just seems like a yellow person
  • she would have a big wall that’s all chalkboard paint
  • wait now im really excited about this wall oh my god
  • like when everyone would go over her house they would all take a chalkboard marker (real chalk makes too much of a mess) and write and draw on it
  • evan would do little doodles of trees and write sweet and encouraging stuff
  • connor would either draw a hecking masterpiece or write really small in the corner “fuk u”
  • there’s no in between
  • alana would just doodle hearts and stuff
  • or when she’d be over doing homework w zoe she’d try to teach her math and science and stuff on it
  • a w 
  • jared would just draw memes 
  • i think we can all agree on that one
  • but annyyywwayy
  • she would refuse to get anything like store bought mainstream
  • like she would go to little shops in the middle of nowhere
  • or garage sales
  • and get the cutest stuff 
  • her house would be so homey but at the same time like “wtf why is this so perfect”
  • l o t s of tapestries
  • don’t fight me on this
  • it wouldn’t be the regular mendala ones that a lot of people get
  • (but she would for sure have a few of those too)
  • it would be like really cool unique stuff
  • lots of maps of the world
  • tie dye
  • ya kniw
  • they would mostly be taking up all of the celing space and some wall space in her room
  • she would so have a polaroid camera i KNOW IT
  • and she would put them all on pieces of string w clothespins and string them up around her room 
  • all pics of her frands and stuff
  • awwww zoe
  • she’d also probably have a room just for her dog
  • (btw if u didn’t see my other hc i see her as having a golden retriever named kiwi)
  • (but anyway)
  • like it was supposed to be a closet sbut she just didn’t use it
  • so she was like “well… okay let’s do this”
  • and evan will spend h o u r s at a time in that room
  • ugh she would just have the cutest apartment v colorful and stuff

evan:

  • evan’s apartment would be v small
  • he llved with his mom the first two years of college but decided to move out because he was feeling like he made a lot of progress and was ready to live on his own (btw is it canon tht he lives w his mom first year of college? i forget lmk)
  • (but he wasn’t really living on his own bc connor was always over or he was at connor’s place) 
  • he would have a v little sitting area w a really old tv and a worn out couch that was probably free on the side of the road or cheap from a garage sale
  • he would have a fridge and oven and stuff but he’d mostly just use the microwave
  • (ho;ly shit “some people say just use a microwave…”)
  • (i h8 myself why why why ok moving on)
  • his diet would mainly consist of ramen noodles
  • bc he doesn’t want to leave and have to socalize with people at fast food places or the grocery store
  • but every once and a while zoe would come over like “evan wtf” and make him food to hold him over for a while
  • (uh hc that zoe’s a really good cook??/)
  • he would have a little bedroom with a big window in it
  • and his comforter would be blue with navy stripes (similar to The Shirt™ but not completley the same)
  • he would have lots of sticky notes everywhere
  • like ranging from “don’t forget to feed the dog” to “don’t worry about it, it’s probably not a big deal”
  • and when he was in a really good mental state he would write them and stick them in places he know he’d see when he wasn’t in the best shape
  • and it would encourage him to keep going
  • wow that’s equally heartbreaking and adorable
  • ok don’t fight me on this we all know it’s a thing
  • he would have plants. eve ry wh ere
  • like there wouldn’t be a single fake plant in there
  • but he loved them bc he felt like it made the air fresher??? like it supplied more oxygen in the room which made it easier to breathe when he was feeling anxious??
  • (idk i can’t really explain it but that’s how i feel when i get anxious so i feel like it would help him too)
  • but it would range from huge ass borderline trees to succlents the size of his thumb nail
  • he would have s o many succulents
  • he would name them all
  • aaaaaaaAaAAAA
  • and each of his friends would have a plant named after them
  • even though it was small he really loved his apartment
  • bc he worked really hard to be able to pay for it and buy the furniture and stuff
  • so it was like his baby
  • yeah that’s my boy evan handsoap!

connor:

  • connor’s apartment would actually be pretty big
  • like everything would be super super high quality and nice 
  • he would so have a recliner chair
  • you know the one i’m talking about okay
  • and he would spend most of his time in there
  • even though he def has a huge nice sectional
  • (btw most of his furniture is black)
  • when evan would come over he wouldn’t want to get up out of it
  • but even always wanted to cuddle
  • so the first time evan was like “con come over hereee
  • connor just scooched over
  • and evan was like “??”
  • but just went over to him
  • and they were kinda squished but they loved it 
  • bc they were so close to eachother
  • AW IM SCREECHING
  • but yeah they would love to cuddle on the recliner
  • his kitchen would be p nice too
  • like he would have a weirdly high tech fridge and a really nice oven and stuff
  • but if u opened the fridge there would just be like a half dranken (that is nOT a word) bottle of mountain dew, a cheese stick, and maybe on a good day some random leftovers
  • (btw idk why but i see his parents buying him most of the stuff in his apartment,, this doesn’t really make sense when i think about it but i can’t not do it what am i saing now awioehfdlsnk)
  • his room would be nice
  • he would have a big bed with a black and white plaid duvet cover
  • omg evan would l o v e his bed
  • like evan of course loves his own bed but connor’s is just so comfy
  • (plus connor’s bed also has connor)
  • (anywho)
  • his walls would be like a greyish blue color
  • but his furniture would still be all black
  • he would have a big desk and he always kept sticky notes around for evan to doodle on if he ever got anxious
  • and he has an entire drawer in his dresser just for his hair ties because he has an unhealthy amount of them
  • at all times
  • partly because he wants to keep his hair up sometimes
  • but partly because he always wears one around his wrist to snap when he gets mad or can’t control his emotions
  • and he always ends up loosing them
  • oh also his shower in his bathroom would be BOMB
    like im talking it has one of those little ledge chair thingies 
  • and the water pressure is a plus
  • and evan’s shower at his apartment is like sucky so he always just showers at connors
  • (i mean this in the least innapropriate way possible btw jus clearing that up)
  • but connor would spend SO much time there
  • so would evan tbh
  • so yeh

jared:

  • ok guys
  • hear me out on this one
  • but i feel like jared would have a surprisingly nice apartment??
  • like,,, actually very nice
  • they would all love hanging out there when they were all together
  • the first time he asked them over they were like “… u sure”
  • they were expecting to walk into something that looked like a super crappy hotel room with garbage all over
  • but they walked in and were like “jared what the fuk
  • because this place was nice
  • like,, , he would always have the most food out of all of them
  • (which wasn’t saying much but still)
  • he would have a big nice couch with lots of extra like beanbags all over
  • they would all have their own that they used
  • and his tv would be poppin okay
  • he would have his old wii hooked up to it
  • and they would constantly have mario kart tournaments
  • jared always insisted on being wario
  • for the Memes™
  • he would be the only one out of all of them with an amazon fire stick so they would always watch movies all together at his house
  • and sometimes they would just randomly take it without telling him
  • (i’m looking at u connor)
  • and he wouldn’t notice for a few days but when he did he went cRAZY
  • but anyway
  • his room would b supa cool
  • he would have a really nice bed
  • omg he would have like video game and other nerd stuff posters e v e r y w  h e r e
  • like everywhere
  • little to no wall space for anything elsee
  • every once in a while he would go through his camera roll and print the pictures that he liked the best to hang up on his wall
  • hear me out bc this is gonna sound weird
  • he would probably have a dead meme shrine in one of the corners of the wall on the bottom
  • that he started as a joke with connor and zoe once but it jst spiraled out of control until every dead meme was recognized as soon as it went out
  • he would have a tv in his room
  • not as good as his one in the living room but still
  • he has two tvs what even jared
  • that’s where he would put his xbox
  • and he would game all night man
  • ah i love jared sm

ok that’s it hope u enjoyed ahhahah

that time Caitriona Balfe is the nicest human ever

I need to preface this by saying: I think ECCC was a bit under-prepared and overwhelmed by how many Outlander fans were there today. The lines were INSANE. I waited, each time I met Sam and Cait, no less than 45 minutes and over an hour for the autographing. and by the time we had made it to the hotel after the panel, to attempt the first autograph session, it was already filled up. at like 12:15. the panel ended at noon so like….HARDCORE. I am not so hardcore. I left and came back hahahaha

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anonymous asked:

Hi I'm the annon who asked about you doing spam of kyungsoo being jealous please will you do it thank you ❤️

Hello anon, I’m sorry for keeping you waiting for so long. I just recently got the time to check up on the blog again, I wasn’t in such a great place mentally for the past few weeks but I’ve finally managed to get myself together lol 

I couldn’t find as much gifs as I wanted so I’m apologize for the short compilation.

This is the gif I stumbled upon most repeatedly. As you can see Sehun and Jongin are messing around with the ribbon. Sehun is trying to tie it around Jongin’s neck as some form of joke and for some reason Kyungsoo is not liking it . You can see him clearly pulling Sehun’s elbow away and Jongin laughs instantly in reaction.Throughout the whole thing, Sehun is oblivious to it all and you can see him slightly flinch at Kyungsoo’s unexpected touch. He seems startled for a second there. He let go almost instantly after that.  

Apart from the obvious, which is Kyungsoo’s reaction to the man ( possibly hair stylist?) brushing Kai’s hair in somehow questionable way, what I find most interesting in this gif is Luhan’s subtle reaction. Look at they way Luhan seeks Kyungsoo with his eyes almost instantaneously after witnessing the man’s hand in Kai’s hair. In the third gif you can notice a small somewhat knowing smile tagging at his lips. He looks almost amused at Kyungsoo’s reaction and the whole situation. At this point, Kyungsoo doesn’t realize it and is fully focused on Kai. You can notice the way his eyebrows slightly rise up once he notices what’s going on. Humans tend to do that as instinctive reaction to questionable situations or actions they find unamusing/uncomfortable. Kyungsoo’s stare is open, straight and direct which makes it verge on being more of a glare. If you concentrate on the second gif, you will notice the subtle gulp in his throat. He looks way right after, his eyes  down, arm folded. He licked his lips few times (but not shown in the gif). It most likely translates to Kyungsoo not understanding (liking?) what he saw and it made him nervous, possibly uncomfortable. 

I’ve followed Kyungsoo well enough throughout the years that I’ve grown familiar with his expressions and his overall character. I know that he tends to switch from one emotional expression to another in curt, abrupt and sometimes unexpected manner. It’s a reflection of his reserved nature and possibly his upbringing. Most Asian cultures install in children the habit of self-composure, of modesty even in expression yourself. I was personally raised not to laugh too loudly in polite company, not show anger in public and to keep most of my emotion to myself and it be modest in the manner I express them. 

In this gif, however you look at  it, it looks much more than Kyungsoo being.. well…Kyungsoo. Personally, he seems genuinely annoyed to me in here. The way he shifted his eyes so swiftly to the complete opposite direction while dropping the smile immediately is quite telling. Many find Kyungsoo hard to read and label him as the least expressive of the group but in this exact moment, he is technically wearing his heart of his sleeves. It’s all on his face, easily seen.

This is the most interesting of all the gifs I could find. Bodies are incredibly telling. The subtlety in the way they communicate our most inner, unfiltered feelings is eternally fascinating to me. There was a full video analysis of this moment on YouTube but the creator seems to have deleted their channel. 

I’m sure most shippers remember this interview in which a girl called in. She turns out to be an old acquaintance of Jongin and then they started to talk. She spoke to him in a familiar manner and told of how she and Jongin were friends or used to know each other through school. Some other members started to jokingly tease Jongin about having female friends. Jongin brushed them off, saying that they were just normal classmates/friends or some of the like. Jongin was hunched over the mic the whole time he talked. He spoke in a low shy tone, his shoulders, his eyes and his head all pointing inward and down. He was likely uncomfortable/embarrassed with the attention from everyone or probably from the teasing. During the whole dialogue going on, the rest of members were looking at Jongin and mostly smiling, having pleasant teasing expressions, all with the exception of Kyungsoo. 

Those who know Kyungsoo well, know that he is not the fidgeting nervous type. In fact, he is admirably still in the manner that he sits and carries himself. I find Jongin the most restless of all of the Exo members. He seems to never be able to just sit still which is a total contract Kyungsoo who’s always self-composed and poised with his body and his expressions. 

Funny enough, the opposite happens here and you can clearly see Kyungsoo fidgeting with hands, mouth and nose in the gif below the picture. In different instances, he even touches the mic and his headphones couple times. His eyes kept shifting constantly, never actually focused. He looks unnecessarily restless. Students do that commonly enough during long boring classes or patients in waiting rooms.Most specifically it’s a sign of discomfort,, of nervousness, of not knowing how to react to a certain situation or not knowing what to do with your body. It translates to not wanting to be where you are, of  a desire to be somewhere else away from said source of discomfort.  In other words, Kyungsoo is not feeling comfortable in here. 

I could say that he was simply bored and disinterested with the whole interview and he just wanted to catch on some sleep or get some coffee somewhere outside but interestingly enough, his body didn’t express such blunt discomfort  at the beginning of the interview. Here is some pics of him at the same interview.

He looks interested and happy enough to be there. However the sudden almost instant change in his body language the moment Jongin’s old female friend came on air is quite noticeable and..questionable. Whenever one could argue if he was jealous or not is not something that can’t be determined ( unless one is a mind-reader lol) but I personally feel safe enough to assume that he didn’t like the obvious familiarity of the dialogue between Jongin and this girl. Kyungsoo simply felt and looked out of place during the whole exchange and that’s proof enough for me.

I apologize again anon for the belated response and I hope this answered your ask. Have a good day :)

13x06 watching notes

There are 3 distinct sections: Before Yoga, After Yoga, and Killer Migraine, so um. Apologies for the sliding scale of meta quality, pls finish all my thoughts for me if you want to. :D

I’m not going to proofread either, sorry, and I know I mistyped Jack as Kevin like at least 3 times, and wrote “Cas” every other line when a word began with C for no reason except I was thinking about him.

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Don’t Wanna Know About Me - Tyler Seguin #5

Originally posted by tylerseguin-stars

about/request: a tyler seguin imagine based on ed sheeran’s song new man

warnings: cursing and mentions of sex

authors note: i really love that song so this was fun!! i definitely tried to reference it a lot but some things got taken away from it. i hope you liked it!!!

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[Voltron]: a little solace and peace

sooooooo……first voltron fic?

for @longhairpidge bc she’s recently been enchanted with plance and she cheered me up yesterday when i was feeling crummy. so here’s hoping that the rest of your day starts looking up :)

Link to Archive of Our Own: [AO3]

Title: a little solace and peace
Pairings: Place (Pidge x Lance)
Summary: Pidge knows what it’s like to lose most of what you call yours and find yourself flung into space to fight a war she might not win. It’s not the time to want things that are silly and wish for things that won’t happen. But Lance knows that she deserves it.


a little solace and peace


Pidge cut her hair for Matt.

Sweeping her hair into the trash can, stealing Matt’s old frames, and becoming Pidge Gunderson was a manifesto to herself — a single-minded promise to bring her family back to her no matter the distraction, no matter the cost to her, no matter how long it took. If she ever lost sight of that promise, all she ever needed to do was look in the mirror, squint her eyes, let the edges of her reflection blur and soften, and wait until she saw Matt staring back at her, telling her not to give up.

So perhaps, on the outside looking in, it does seem rather ridiculous for her to be tearing her room apart, looking for a knife or some scissors to take to her hair after looking in the mirror that morning and seeing Katie — Katie who was letting her hair grow out too long, Katie who needed to remember Matt, Katie who made a promise — but this is all she has of him anymore. A worn photograph and his blurred face staring back at her in the reflection of her paladin helmet.

When she finds nothing, Pidge heads to Lance’s room because if there’s anyone who cares more about what stares back at them in the mirror every morning, it’s him.

He’s wiping off the last bits of his facemask with a towel when she opens the door, and he barely has time to ruffle her hair and spit out a dorky greeting before the words are flying out of her mouth, “I need to borrow a pair of scissors.”

Lance blinks at the volume and speed of her words, but looks back into his room — covered in facial products, old Altean lounge clothes he’s repurposed into robes and pajamas, gifts inhabitants from other planets have given him over the past year — and says, “I’m pretty sure I have some around here somewhere. Why, what do you need them for?”

Pidge swallows. “I just need them. Just for five minutes.”

Lance merely shrugs — it’s not the first time Pidge has asked her teammates for weird things to aid in whatever pet project is keeping her distracted that day — and invites her in, letting her sit on his unmade bed while he rummages around his drawers and produces a small pair of scissors that don’t look very sharp but will probably do the job just fine.

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WHATS NEXT?????

Sorry if you don’t like the following, but I woke up today hating the world and Sam and Cait as well. Still do.

Since the “picture” of everyone together and cozy and after the shock wave of Cait posting it, we get the trolls, Antis and just hateful people dumping on Shippers again. Same old shit, different day. Does Sam now date MM publicly and does Cait get to do the same with her SO? Do we get the privilege of watching Sam and MM bore us to death. Yes, I am negative about this relationship. If Sam finds MM that exciting and worth dating, I just can’t imagine what he is like in real life. I find her boring and ordinary. Especially her IG. Watch one of her interviews for reference on my opinion. If this is the real her, it’s sad. Guess I got used to Cait and her sense of humor with posts .

When a reveal happens, it usually changes things. When it’s a couple most people are hoping are together, after the likes on IG in the thousands of the pictures of SC together, it’s usually celebration. But, when you get a sketchy relationship instead, it might be an uphill battle. An actress nobody really knows, except for this fandom and a C list actor. This is not a power couple. Do they breakup and stir the pot more? I don’t think Sam or PR have that answer.

So what’s next? More innuendo, more pictures, more MM? Then what happens when Season 3 has promo? MM isn’t part of the Outlander show. Do they throw her into the mix when she is not needed or wanted? This may be a turnoff to some people. Me especially. I think they are hoping all the dust from this mess will die down and go back to normal, whatever that is. They are already on Twitter trying to act like everything is coming up roses. I see some, like me, not so forgiving. When you get used for anyone’s advancement or personal gain, you find it disgusting for them to keep doing it. Yes, I feel used. They said they weren’t together, but kept playing the game of looking together and again we get blamed for believing their BS. Dangling the relationship carrot in front of the Shippers all the time. Yep, I went down that rabbit hole for the last time. Just hoping in love and what we saw means we are delusional. So now we should invest in the most fake looking relationship outside of Taylor Swift and Tom H. I don’t think so. Whoever is behind this shit needs a bitch slap.

Never have I seen such use of fans and total abuse by a has been old actor without someone stepping in to save their fandom from this mess. Total abuse to women and joy in their harassment of them. Right or wrong about a relationship has nothing to do with this. For Cait to be a feminist she needs to only look at her fandom, the bubble headed blonde fucking with the fans and IW, her big friends buddy. A damn picture was suppose to clear up this mess? How idiotic can everyone be? All of this could of been avoided and kept simple, but they keep feeding the dragon and expect not to get burned? I’m even pissed at myself for investing myself into this relationship of SC and the show. I’m not stupid, they are for not embracing the Shippers and letting the truth be known for a healthier environment for fans way back and no more are we/aren’t we playing with fans. The old saying in sales was “KISS IT, meaning keep it simple stupid.

Get your popcorn ready for September. We will need it. PR has enough problems just getting their shit together on a daily basis. This is going to be a real laugh fest. If I sound bitter, it isn’t because of SC not being together. Together or not has no effect on my life. I am pissed about the constant battering of Shippers when Shipping is a normal for fandoms. I think the actors who only see fans as a commodity are in trouble with themselves. I do see the forgiveness and the don’t blame Sam or Cait for any of this, remarks in the fandom. Who do we blame? It’s Sam’s so called gf making sure we get half truth pics on IG and him looking the other way. This whole are we/aren’t we thing wasn’t made up in our minds. It’s right out there on SM. Signs of publicist and PR are all over the place. Looking back at Amy and Cody even fighting on SM over Sam, but yet Amy says she was not his GF. Both she and Cody worked for the same studio Sam was filming a summer movie, When the Starlight Ends, but it was just a coincidence all three of them were plastered all over SM. Yeah right.

Whose fans are being the target of IW and trolls? Sam and Cait, not just the show. We don’t get words of encouragement, just please vote and oh yeah my Gf isn’t doing anything wrong by posting innuendo, it’s all of you interpreting it wrong. Really, when it looks like shit it usually is shit. Trolls and IW should be addressed. If they get ignored then the trolls get bigger and fatter from their harassment. Block, report, erase. Even the 16 year old Blondie can’t handle that on her IG. Enough reporting and maybe IG will get the message to up their game and stop the harassment. If Sam or Cait don’t know how to handle their SM then their PR team should be consulted immediately. But maybe they were and this is what we got. A picture and a tweeting fest.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t get appeased that easily after being hit upside the head. If they can’t come up with something good for the “what’s next” scenario, it’s going to get real quiet around here. It’s a long time till September and watching a 40 year old guy and a blonde bubble head is not going to cut it with a fandom full of smart savvy women. Maybe someone with some intelligence who knows women between the ages of 20 and 75 can help these dingbats out. So far they keep fucking up.

Oh yeah one more thing. if someone tells me I am picking on MM, I don’t care. Anyone who puts themselves out in a fandom of women and shows no intelligence in what she posts and how she handles it, well you asked for it. If you think I’m bad, you haven’t met the bitches of the world. Grow up.

Do I still think they are together? Doesn’t matter right now when they let so much shit happen to their fandom. Yep I’ll say it again, their fandom.

I think I have said enough. I’m in need of a pain killer.

The problems with screentime in Stranger Things 2

Okay so this isn’t anything new but I feel the need to rant a bit about it anyway: the only real problem with season 2 of Stranger Things was the sheer size of the narrative. Adding several new characters into an already big ensemble, doing a very special episode for one of the main characters with some of those new characters meant big problems with the screentime given to both them and the other characters.

Because what made season 1 so great was the size of the story and the pacing of the narrative. Running three separate storylines that then intersected was done beautifully, especially how it enabled them to connect to different genres (the kids sci-fi-story, Nancy and Jonathan in a horror movie scenario, Hopper and Joyce in a conspiracy thriller). The pacing was so good, cutting between the different storylines in a way that always kept you glued to the screen.

Of course they made season 2 in a similar way, separating the characters into different plotlines that ran parallel until they intersected, and I enjoyed both how they kept some pairings (Nancy/Jonathan, Hopper/Joyce) but also found new constellations (Steve and the kids, Mike/Will/Hopper/Joyce). But, adding so many new characters, Max, Billy, Bob, Kali and her gang, Dr. Owens, Murray, meant that we had loads and loads of characters all jostling for screentime. All the new characters need screentime to be introduced and made a part of the story, but as a viewer we’re invested in the characters we already know and love. And everyone ends up feeling shortchanged, most of the new characters feel underdeveloped or pointless while several of the old characters feel underutilized and pushed aside. Most obviously Nancy and Jonathan, but I’ve also seen similar complaints about for example Mike.

Of the new characters I feel like Bob, Owens and Murray worked out the best. Bob because he’s given screentime to be one of the more fleshed out of the new guys, plus Sean Astin brings a natural likeability to the role. Owens and Murray work because they are well-written in to the plot in different ways. Now to Max and Billy. I like Max, I like what Sadie Sink does, but I think the role is underwritten, existing solely in connection with male characters as a love interest. The Duffer Brothers have said that they introduced Billy because they wanted a human antagonist, writing him in the way Steve was initially supposed to be until Joe Keery’s charm changed that character. Fine, I get what they’re after, the human antagonists of Stephen King is great and a staple of the eighties and the influence of Stephen King on the Duffers can’t be overstated. But, do they have to incorporate that Stephen King trope as well? I love how they balanced the shoutouts and references to the 80s in season 1, it always being very present and obvious yet not in a gratuitous way. Now it feels like they’re getting away from that with Billy. Like people have pointed out, he didn’t have any influence on the actual plot of the season, he could’ve been removed and nothing of the plot would’ve been different. There lies the problem for me, his character is only there as a part of the shows style and look, in the same way music and certain imagery is, but having a character only be stylistic and not plot-relevant, I don’t like. He’s just an 80s archetype for the sake of an 80s archetype, while other characters like Nancy, Jonathan, Eleven, Hopper etc start as archetypes that are then flipped on it’s head (like how Nancy is the horror flick chick trope but is then shown to be genresavvy, competent and much more above that).

Kali then. Obviously Eleven wasn’t the first test subject, of course they were going to adress that, but I’m not a fan of how they did it. Kali by herself is an interesting character. But the whole thing with the Warriors gang… it’s along the same lines as I touched upon earlier, with it feeling like the Duffers 80s references started to become gratuitous. Now to the love it or hate it Very Special Episode. I hate it, duh. I get that they wanted to be brave and do something different, but damn it just breaks the whole flow of the season, halting all other parts of the narrative like that and of course does away with the pacing I wrote about earlier, where they otherwise are so adept at juggling several storylines next to each other. Of course it deepens Eleven’s character and she learns about herself, but the character development she undergoes there didn’t need a whole episode, in fact I would’ve loved to get more glimpses of Kali throughout the previous episodes, like the opening scene of the season, think they could’ve written it differently.

So except for the way all the new characters kind of get each other’s way in fight for screentime which renders them underdeveloped, it also has the effect of doing other characters a disservice through the hogging of screentime. Mainly Nancy and Jonathan. OK, obviously as a hardcore Jancy shipper i’m always going to want more screentime for them, but it’s not just about that. Their plotline, exposing the lab, is great but given too little screentime given the enormity of their actions and also, since the plotline separates them very clearly from all the others and sends them on their own little adventure, not giving it more screentime really pushes it aside. Now the romance aspect of it, I love that Jancy became canon this season. I’ve seen some shippers being not happy with the way it happened, feeling that it was rushed. Personally I don’t feel it was rushed per se (ie I like the idea of them finally just jumping each other’s bone after skitting around it for so long), but it came off that way due to their lack of screentime which led to an amount of showing not telling, as @valkyriav have written very well about here. That’s basically why I write my fic The Real Shit, to fill in some blanks since we didn’t get enough scenes of them because of the screentime being devoted more to other characters. Btw, @jancystrangerstuff sent me this link earlier, the middle pic in the second row really looks like it’s from a deleted scene in the car the morning after (given her outfit and from the way their positioned, like she’s next to him in the front seat to me), thought I show it because that kind of provoked this whole rant.

Finally, all these characters being introduced and not developed enough this season really made me feel like season 2 was very much a stepping stone in the larger scheme of things. Obviously Kali and other test subjects will be a part of the show’s future and hopefully Max and maybe even Billy will be given more depth, and I still have hope that they will be able to write and balance all the characters in season 3 better.

170503 PARIS BOOM

One week ago I flew to Paris to attend my first B.A.P concert, and in the days that followed I was too busy touristing to properly write about it. But we just got back home this morning, and the post-concert depression is setting in, so here goes…

As seen in the pic above, we got great seats where we could see the whole show with no one blocking our sight (or room to breathe). We got in pretty early, and could’ve gotten spots on the floor, but were really happy with this view. It was great, because we had lots of room to dance when the DJ played. Though me and my partner somehow managed to always move to the left and push the poor old lady next to us from her seat. She seemed happy tho, lmao. And the DJ was awesome. Everyone cheered and danced and had a blast, and it rly set the mood. It was lit af and I was kinda sad when it ended tbh XD

Let’s talk about Zelo. This kid was an explosion of fanservice. Interacted a lot with the fans and threw hearts everywhere. Last one to leave the stage, and ran back in for a sec bc he’s a tease. He spoke a lot of English, which was great since I don’t speak much French, lol. I’m sure y’all know by now, but his new solo is entirely in English, and he sings. I had this song stuck in my head the next day. 

Jongup was a shy gentleman, oh my god. It was his time to pick a fan to bring on stage, and when finding out she was 18 he joked he might get in trouble with the police. We laughed. He lead her all the way back down the stage afterwards. He didn’t perform his solo, which was a shame bc it was the solo I’d been looking forward to the most.

Youngjae. This wrecker, omg. He showed off his great pronunciation when they introduced themselves in French in the beginning. He spoke a lot, probably more than Jongup when the fan was on stage. During Carnival he ran around with a camera filming the fans, and it was adorable. Wow, I love him.

I’ve wanted to hear Daehyun sing live for so long, and he was truly amazing. He performed his solo song, which was fucking lit. I haven’t watched any fancams, but I’m pretty sure he was dancing in the US. Here he barely did any dancing, and was alone on stage, but it was great. He was the bartender during Jongup’s fan event, and told the girl “ONLY ONE” when she couldn’t pick her favorite member. I’ve heard his little giggle live, oh my god.

HIMCHAN. Okay. This man is amazing. Lead the fan chants. He wasn’t on stage during Farmata, but I don’t know if he was in the US tour. Everyone cheered really loud whenever it was his parts in any song. Best moment of the whole concert was probably at the end when they were all saying goodbye, and when it was Himchan’s turn we all screamed so loud and long that he did a little bow before we’d let him speak, lmao. He got a lot of love.

Yongguk didn’t say much, which should be no surprise to anyone, but he was happy. I was just so happy to see him. He shouted a lot into the mic. During BangX2 he suddenly had a big water gun and went crazy with it while the others sang the last chorus. Everyone cheered really loud for all his parts as well. His smile is just gorgeous. He got a Tigger. When waving their goodbyes, he really made sure to direct his attention at every part of the audience. He looked deeply thankful and content.

Some favorite moments:

At one point Zelo did one of his impressive back flips, followed by Jongup, and then Youngjae came running raising his hands in the air, and I was like “wait what? is he gonna do it too?” but then he just rolled on the floor. Still raised his arms in triumf as we cheered and laughed. Jongup looked so done. Daehyun died.

During the fan event, I think someone asked the girl who her favorite was (I listened more to the Korean than the French translator) and she responded with Youngjae, Daehyun & Jongup (aka everyone on stage except for Banghim bc Zelo was preparing for his solo). Himchan got up from his chair and went over to Yongguk like “let’s get out of here” lmao

SKYDIVE. Oh my god, this stage was just so fucking cool. Watching all six of them finally perform this song on stage together was beautiful, and the whole audience shouted “SKYDIVE” so damn loud. Jongup’s part was epic as always. Wow, I saw that live.

I’m so proud and thankful for the audience. We cheered and sang along so well, stomping the floor. The boys seemed really happy with us, lol. After the encore, when we knew they wouldn’t come back up again, the DJ played Wake Me Up, and everyone stayed behind to sing the entire song to an empty stage. That was precious. I hadn’t met a single BABY irl before this day, so being surrounded by thousands was really cool, and everyone was so nice and helpful all day. Thank you, French BABYz ♡

And for those who’ve been wondering how my partner was gonna enjoy himself, he had a blast. On the way home he had Feel So Good stuck on his head, and it’s a song he’s never shown much interest in before. He was sad they didn’t perform 1004, because that was the first BAP song he really liked. His own words after the concert: “Well, at this point I gotta be at least a 8 months old fetus, right?” BABY in the making, for sure.

Tonight Is For Change (Epilogue)(Newt Scamander x Reader)


PLEASE READ THIS FIRST:

Hello loves! Well, here we go. Ready or not. This is the epilogue to my Newt x Reader series that honestly has meant so much to me. It’s the story that saved me from severe writer’s block and I will always be proud of it. Is it my best work? Maybe not. But it comes from a place in my heart… and I hope that shows. It’s sincere. Newt has helped me through some really challenging times of feeling alone, being stressed, and craving affection. I think I’ll always be thankful he gave me a way to vent and feel better. (Good ole JK. She’s the best.) I’m scared to post this. It means a great deal to me and I love it so much. I really hope you do too. 

Dedicated to: Everyone who is struggling with change in their life. Those who feel the outcome is uncertain and you can’t be sure it will all be okay. All I can say is don’t give up - don’t worry - we can push through and hopefully everything will be better than we imagine it will be. Also, to be a little bit personal - this part is also for the “older” readers who desire to be married or have children. It’s hard when life doesn’t seem to work out the way you “think” it should. Like I said, don’t give up. (I’m telling myself that too.)

Title: Tonight Is For Change (Epilogue)

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Part 1 x Part 2 x Part 3 x Part 4

MASTER LIST

Pairing: Newt Scamander X Reader

Rating: T

Warnings: lots of fluff, a little bit of brother angst, some sexy times (implied mostly, not too graphic - I hope), more fluff, children, etc.

Fluff Level: TWO MURTLAPS & A SWOOPING EVIL 

Additional notes:  I took some liberties. I don’t know Newt’s Mother’s name so… it doesn’t exist? Also, I wrote THESEUS & I could be ALL WRONG but we don’t have much to go off, do we? I hope it’s okay. Also, I called those sleeper cars on trains “cabins.” It’s just a small thing but it might annoy those who travel mass transit. I live in the USA. We aren’t cool like that.

Also, if you enjoy this, can you please send feedback? It really helps motivate me and I welcome ALL of it!

GIFS/PICS ARE NOT MINE! Message me if you’d like credit!!



Three and a half years later.

Southhampton, United Kingdom.

A/N: Yes, that is the Titanic. Just go with it. :)

You were almost “home.” The journey from New York City to the UK had been unlike anything you had ever experienced. For seven whole days there had been nothing but the sea surrounding you. It had been exhilarating at first but towards the end of the expedition your little family became anxious to stand on solid land again.


“Katherine, love?” You buttoned your daughter’s overcoat and her bright [your eye color] eyes met yours, “You be sure to hold tight to Mummy’s hand, all right?”

Katherine giggled as you gave her a loving peck on the cheek, “Yes, mummy.”

“Do you see Daddy over there? He’s just arranging our tickets for the train. When he is finished we will go sit down and rest for a bit." 

Katherine smiled and squeezed your hand tightly. Poor Newt. This was his least favorite part of traveling. Every time an inspector had to check his case he was terrified one of his creatures would escape, "Anything to declare?" 

Newt shook his head, "No.”

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title: yesterday’s just a memory, tomorrow is never what it’s supposed to be

rating: t

word count: 2k1

summary: It’s not every day someone you know gets kicked in the head and forgets a couple of years of their life or modern AU amnesia fic.

a/n: I was checking my dash the other day and @hurricanedancer​ reblogged  this amazing post and mentioned in the tags wanting a fic. I was already planning to write something for Cassian Andor Appreciation Week (Favourite Relationship(s)) and this inspired me so I combined both. No such thing as too many RebelCaptain fics, right? Anyway hope you enjoy it :)

(I wrote the fic, but Bob Dylan wrote the title.)

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🌸 About Me 🌸

Name: PJ.

Pronouns: They/Them.

Sexuality: Lesbian/Polysexual.

Age: Old enough to want something more out of life, but young enough that I don’t know how to achieve it.

Birthday/Star Sign: September 19, Virgo ♍

Personality Type: INFP

Height: 5′4 or 162 cm.

Hair: It’s pretty short and dark brown. Everyone thinks it’s black and that’s literally my biggest pet peeve. 

Eyes: Brown.

Ethnicity: Half Filipinx and half Norwegian.

Enjoys: gays, gays, all things gay, cats, writing slam poetry, travelling, the entire city of San Francisco, making flower crowns, anime/manga, mismatched socks, Dan and Phil, Doctor Who, The SCP Foundation, Star Trek, I’m actually just a really big nerd that happens to also like pink

Does not Enjoy: eating fish, making new friends, kpop (lowkey I feel like I’m the only pink blogger who doesn’t like it. My significant other is always trying to make me like it), homophobes, living in the U.S.

Longer Description: Hey everyone who actually took the time to want to get to know me better. Before now, I haven’t really shared anything personal with you all, so this is pretty new for me. Welp, here we go. I’m PJ and I live in the United States. I’m nonbinary and polysexual, and for all of you that don’t know what polysexual means it is the attraction to some but not all genders. I personally am attracted to all genders, except cis males, hence the reasoning I like to identify with the term lesbian as well. I’m dating the most memetastic and beautiful person in the world, so stop asking if I’m taken. Also, I’m vegetarian, just thought I should throw that in there.

And now, for something I’ve never told the internet: I’m president of my school! I know shocker, a gay, memetastic, and introverted leader! Believe me, I’m just as surprised as you are. Honestly, my whole campaign was a meme; I had bee movie posters and my speech was basically Never Gonna Give You Up. Maybe I’ll post more about that if you guys are interested. I’m not officially out to my school, but basically everyone already knows I’m gay. I plan on coming out sometime, though. And that’s really big for our school, because it’s like really low key homophobic, and that sucks a lot. 

One thing I am very passionate about is writing poetry. In particular, slam poetry. I don’t really post much of that on this blog, but I might start doing that. I do have a writing blog, but I’m hardly ever active on it. Here’s the only actual poem that I’ve written that’s on tumblr.

I’m not very comfortable with posting pictures of my face on here, but here’s a pic of looking p gay:

I’m in the middle if you couldn’t tell.

Welp, that’s pretty much it from me. If you have any blog related questions, read my FAQ, and if you have any more personal questions send me an ask. My inbox and messages are always open if you just want to talk. Also, check out my Redbubble, if you want to. Have an amazing day, and remember to stay hydrated!

doctor jin

Originally posted by ddonggeun

  • BEFORE YOU READ, PLEASE NOTE THERE ARE MENTIONS OF BLOOD SO PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK, TYSM!
  • it’s somebody birthday today/tomorrow tbh it’s still tomorrow for here so like problematic
  • but someone requested this a while ago and i know that i have like college au to finish but guess what i have no sense of consistency ;)
  • and like jin is my bias wrecker and like he deserves something on his birthday (tbh hoseok will get a cake and i’ll post it y'all wait and see it)
  • okay okay but like i LOVE doctor seokjin idk if any has me on snap but i drew him a while ago!! so like definitely a concept near and dear to my heart
  • so obviously, the looks are gonna be the looks he had for dope!! like that hair style was so attractive like someone punch me in the face it was the best hair on him tbh
  • so your girl just had to look at some types of doctors and like wow they’re all so boring and hard sounding tbh shoutout to anyone who is pursuing medical school and best of luck to you!
  • okay so seokjin is gonna be an emergency room doctor
  • as someone who’s been to patient first more than a few times (the ice skating incident of 2k13,,, the broken toe incident of 2k13,,, the tree incident of 2k13,,,) like these kind of doctors are so super important and wonderful and i don’t think they get enough credit!!
  • and that’s what jin would be okay he would actually be so good for the emergency room okay
  • he’s the mother of bangtan yes, so he knows how to handle situations that at first seem very much overwhelming
  • he knows how to deal with people of all age groups too, like don’t tell me that elderly people wouldn’t adore him
  • and he has such a big heart, kids would love him too, so no matter who the patient is, seokjin puts them right at ease no matter what’s happening around them
  • jin can keep a level head and knows how to deal with stress and chaos and sticky situations without losing his mind
  • he would be able to calm everyone down: from patients, parents, friends, family, and the other doctors and nurses too
  • plus he’s so stunningly handsome that he would probably be able to distract people from their pain,,,
  • it took him a while to get through school and have the degree but he’s never wanted anything more in his life tbh,,,
  • he’s good at what he does, and he’s really loved by all the staff too down at the good old emergency room
  • he’s the youngest doctor there but nobody cares about that honestly, like so what if he’s young, he’s good at what he does
  • he usually deals with like the intense injuries tbh like not like wow i’m throwing up blood but i accidentally,,, idk,,, busted my entire face in ice skating,,,
  • he looks smashing in the lab coat btw and he has some cute scrubs too like hello kitty ones, do doctors have those well now they do
  • tbh all the nurses are in love with him and he constantly comes into whatever shift he’s working to find coffee or sweets near his little office area thing,,,
  • he always gets so blushy and excited and sometimes he’ll have crumbs on his lips and he’s just so cute!!
  • okay but how does he meet you,,, that’s the real question isn’t it??
  • well my kids
  • it’s winter break! and you’re like thank god for this i was about to die but now i am alive!! full of joy!! and happiness!! and life!! the sun is shining! my skin is clear!! i’m so ready to be free!!
  • you’ve spent the last few days lounging around in pajamas to like ten but now you’re actually ready to go out and be with friends and do something besides stuff your face with crummy microwave popcorn and binge watch perfection aka psych
  • you’re in a squad group chat with some of your friends right and they’re like!! that is skating rink?? you know like twenty minutes from here? well they have like a five dollar skate friday from 12-5 we should really go!!
  • and you’re like omg why not!! i’m broke but that seems like a really good idea!!
  • do you see where this is going
  • you dress in cute jeans and like seven million sweaters because it’s cold in there??
  • and you have a cute beanie too and probably gloves and your friends tease you because what a cute little muffin
  • you get there, trade your shoes in for skates, and just about internally die because the skates weigh abbott seventy two pounds each and they’re so bulky
  • and you swear your ankles are gonna snap or something or something because they weigh so much
  • but you put them on anyhow
  • except when you walk your ankles cave on in, and it looks rather concerning
  • you all walk out to the rink, and something catches your eye
  • surprise, it’s the skate walkers used for like three year olds!!
  • you grab one and your friends giggle but that doesn’t matter to you because you wanna be #safe
  • you’re not
  • anyway it’s a bunch of age groups out on the ice!! like young kids, to adult couples, and there even seems to be a grandmother…?
  • there’s like a kid who looks middle school age and he’s skating backwards, doing twirls, and figure eights too?? and you’re like wow i’m suddenly self conscious
  • but like it’s actually a lot of fun!! you and your friends hold hands to keep each other going and you hold onto the walls as your knees give out, and your nose is all cute and red and sane with the tips of your ears!!
  • you guys are having a wild time tbh
  • but then
  • oh buddy
  • you haven’t fallen yet, even though your friends have landed their rears on the ice more than enough times
  • and you’re like wow aren’t i amazing??
  • and you smile and skate towards the middle
  • ooh buddy but those skates
  • they totally drag your ankles in all of the sudden
  • and bAM YOU SLAM DOWN AND GUESS WHAT
  • FACE FIRST
  • ONTO THE COLD UNFORGIVING ICE
  • you’re so in shock that it takes you a few moments to realize what’s happened but then you look down and yikes, there’s some blood and it most definitely is yours
  • your eyes go wide and you shakily push yourself up and your fingers travel to your lip
  • well yikes
  • your friends race over and everyone has stopped skating to stare at you
  • the pain is there and it’s numbing and it feels like your entire head is throbbing and it’s not just a little cut, your lip is still bleeding and it’s all down the front of your shirt
  • an employee hurries over and helps you off the ice and into the bathroom and they end free skate just like that
  • your friends are panicking and you just blink because you’re losing blood so fast that you can’t think
  • your eyelids flutter as they hold napkins up to your face and you moan quietly because that HURTS stop that
  • your friends are like oh my god what do we do and the ice rink is making you sign wavers so you promise not to sue them
  • you just blink again and your knees are shaking and you mention that you think you’re gonna pass out
  • your friends scream and they race to get you out of there and into the car
  • they speed to get to the emergency room honestly like thirty miles over the speed limit and you just sit in the back and stare ahead blankly
  • guess what
  • you end up in the emergency room where seokjin works!!
  • you run in and there’s a collective gasp from both workers and people waiting to be treated
  • there’s not a lot of people in there, a lady with a young kid, someone hacking up their lung, someone who’s holding their hand to their chest
  • obviously you get priority treatment so you like, idk, don’t bleed to death or something
  • your friends have to wait out in the waiting room and they’re hurrying you in to one of the rooms so you can see the doctor
  • you’re surprisingly very calm, even if you’re not really checked in and the pain is searing
  • the few nurses there go and dab up your blood and help you situate yourself up on the cot
  • it seems like an eternity but the doctor finally comes in, flushed from evidently running all the way to check on you
  • he’s handsome and even though there’s not enough oxygen in your head right now, you can tell he’s gorgeous like that fact is painfully obvious to you
  • he gives you on look over and he’s trying to focus on the injury but damn you’re cute
  • he shakes his head and kinda !! “hi there im doctor kim, i’ll be your doctor for today. surgeon maybe?”
  • and your eyes widen and you “wait what”
  • “ate stitches considered a minor operation? you think i’d know by now.”
  • he leans in close and gently examines your lip, and you kinda just stare because wow this person is absolutely gorgeous and i think i’ve found inner peace in his eyes and actually man i kinda wanna kiss him??
  • jin pulls away and scribbles something out on his notepad thing
  • “well cutie, i hate to be the bearer of bad news but you’re going to need stitches”
  • and you almost laugh because yah right isn’t it just a really bad cut or something
  • “i mean its stitches or plastic surgery, you can take your pic cutie.”
  • you’re not sure whether you’re mentally sound because your brain picked up on the cutie part rather than the plastic surgery part but then the plastic surgery threat actually sinks in and you’re like wAIT A SECOND
  • jin gives you a sympathetic look “i’ll give you a few moments to decide, in the meantime i’ll be grabbing some of the nurses just in case we’re going to actually give you stitches today.”
  • you don’t even need to think about it though honestly
  • “just give me the stitches or something.” you mumble
  • because you can make those adult decisions on your own
  • jin nods and hurries out and you’re just sitting there, life flashing before your eyes
  • and jin comes back and there’s three nurses with him (one is jimin btw, jimin would be an amazing nurse so like)
  • and jin kinda gives you a look “how good are you with needles”
  • hopefully you are not like me and slap the doctor and start screaming and sobbing hysterically when a needle is presented
  • honestly someone save me
  • anyway you give him this look like why the hell do i need a needle but then he pulls out this huge one and you’re like screaming
  • “hey hey, it’s not that bad!” he promises and he nudges the small nurse with the chubby cheeks
  • “jimin can hold your hand if that makes you feel better?”
  • and you’re like well there pal i would rather you hold my hand but at this point you’re taking what you can get
  • so jimin grabs your hand and jin is working with the needle and you’re like omg wth is that nasty smell and you must be making some weird faces because cute nurse jimin is like “its anesthesia…”
  • and you’re like just great
  • so now there’s a bunch of people leaning over you and jin is trying to calm you down but you’re tearing up because needles are scary regardless of who you are
  • and jimin gives your hand a tight squeeze and reassures you that everything will be over soon
  • tbh the only solace you have is in jin’s handsome face like if jin wasn’t your doctor you wonder how you would be doing
  • probably not so hot
  • you squeeze your eyes shut and you nearly break jimin’s hand but hey all in the name of public health right
  • you feel the sharp sting of the needle and you wince but within seconds the pain is gone and you’re like wait that’s all
  • what
  • you open your eyes to find jin smiling down at you and he gives you a kind look
  • “wow you did surprisingly really well. i’m really proud of you!!” and he smiles so so widely
  • and you’re like tearing up because wow the cute doctor is proud of me what did i do to deserve this
  • and you’re like wow this isn’t so bad but ten seokjin grabs something off the table and it looks like a hook and you just about die right then and there
  • “your lip is numbed so it won’t hurt, but we need to work fast so tree get it done before the medicine wears off, okay?” he explains
  • and he doesn’t lean down until you give him the nod
  • he tells you it would be better to close your eyes and so you do
  • you can feel his fingers dusting over your face, but then you assume he gets near your lip because you stop feeling everything
  • you squeeze your eyes shut and you’re getting drowsy because the anesthesia is so strong and the smell is so revolting tbh
  • like you can feel jin’s breath against your face and you’re kinda like yikes but his breath smells like peach blossom tea and it’s actually almost comforting in a sense??
  • you actually feel almost calm? is that a thing? is this actually happening?
  • and guess what??
  • after what seems like hours, jin is like “you can sit up now”
  • and you open your eyes and you push yourself up
  • jin doesn’t even think before he does it, but he gently pushes you back down “hey, don’t sit up that fast, the blood is gonna rush to your head.”
  • you blush and nod and you go to sit up, this time slower
  • but then you find seokjin offering you his hand, and he places his other hand on the small of your back and gently eases you up
  • and you’re blushing so wildly and he’s pink too and jimin coughs “get some” under his breath
  • and jin just stammers an apology and you duck your head and it’s pretty wild
  • and jin is like “come back in three weeks and i’ll take the stitches out for you personally”
  • he gives you a wink and turns on his heel because there’s other patients to attend to
  • once he leaves jimin practically squeals and he’s like omg do you think jin is cute, i bet you do, he totally thought you were cute, lemme give you his number!!
  • and you’re like omg no that’s okay seriously!!
  • but guess what
  • in three weeks you come back to get the stitches out and you cannot be more ready because it was so embarrassing having a giant scab right smack on your face
  • you just want your lips back tbh
  • you walk in to the clinic and you’re like okay just calm, doctor jin is just a doctor you’ll never see again, there’s no need to get so emotional over something that will never happen
  • except jin is in the back panicking because he thought you were so freaking cute even with a busted lip
  • jimin is fixing his hair and his lab coat and jin is chugging tea nervously
  • for once, jin is not composed when he walks into the little room
  • there you are, sitting patiently, ankles crossed and your hands folded in your lap
  • jin comes in and gives a nervous smile and you’re just as nervous tbh and you both just stare at each other shyly
  • he coughs and sticks out his hand “pleasure to see you again”
  • and you shake his hand and then you remember!!
  • you pull a tiny little bag out from the folds of your jacket and you hand it to him “a little something for saving my life”
  • his eyes go wide and he smiles so pleasantly and he goes to open it but oh wait nurses walking in so he quickly sets it near the computer
  • the pain is less searing this time but it still hurts when they have to pull the stitches out and this time seokjin is the one who holds your hand because the nurses get the dead skin off so he has time before he gets the stitches off
  • once he does you gingerly touch your lip and you’re shocked because it’s normal
  • you can’t help it, you get up and you wrap your arms around him and thank him over and over and over again
  • he smiles and the nurses take that as their cue to leave tbh
  • jin is all shy and he’s hiding behind his lab coat sleeves because you’re so cute, you’re even more cute when your lips are okay and he kinda wants to kiss them
  • “i uh…”
  • he just blinks and stares at you and you smile bashfully and he puts his hand on the back of his neck
  • “open your gift maybe??” you laugh and so he quickly grabs it and pulls the wrapping paper
  • and he pulls out some exclusive quality peach blossom tea bags and his eyes go all wide and he smiles all happily
  • and this wave of courage washes over him and he kinda “hey these are seriously wonderful and all, but you know what would make it even better?”
  • you raise your eyebrows and act all innocent “hmm what?”
  • and he smiles “maybe getting some coffee with me when my shift ends?”
  • ofc you agree like how could you say no to that
  • and so like three hours later you meet up with him and he’s in a dashing turtle neck and you deserve he’s a dork and you love him tbh from like moment one
  • like how can you not fall in love with a guy that continues to make doctor puns and then laugh like a windshield wiper
  • tbh you guys end up seriously dating after that and he continues to make bad puns
  • he’s super doting and he always keeps an extra careful eye on you and wraps you in bandages if you do so much as get a paper cut
  • always kisses your lips and reminds you that he’s the one who fixed them back in the day,,,
  • let’s you wear his lab coat all the time too
  • honestly what a sweet pure couple
  • the greatest even

here, i present a shit ton of fics I’ve enjoyed and loved reading throughout the month of july. I read so many (39) fucking fics this month, jesus christ.. this rec is gonna be super long fam. I recommend that you read these great fics in august, if you haven’t already!! 

(all fics with a star are my favorites and if there are two stars then it was a favorite favorite)


1. For Now (and Forever) (83k)**

“It’s nice that you want to offer that, but I just can’t do that. First of all, it’s illegal.”

Louis shakes his head vigorously. “No, no. It’s not like one of us is gunning for a visa.”

“Listen to yourself,” Harry laughs, shaking Louis’ shoulders. “Don’t you think it’s a bit weird to con the country you’re supposed to be serving?”

Louis is going into the Army, Harry is going nowhere, and there’s nothing like a little identity fraud between friends.

2. Blind from This Sweet, Sweet Craving (31k)*

But he’s also Harry’s best friend, and despite everything, despite all the fuck-ups and the plot twists and everything just not playing out the way it should, he’d still rather be stuck in this situation with Louis than any of the other boys. He’s got Harry’s back, and in a weird, abstract way, he knows they’ll be able to get out of this situation, together.

Harry sighs. “We’re going,” he says resignedly, his shoulders slumping.

Oh well. There are definitely worse ways to spend the weekend than pretending to be engaged to his best friend.

3. MARRIED FOR A WEEK?! (20k)*

Hi guys :) You might recognize Harry from one or two of my old videos .. I was tagged in the Married for a week challenge so I asked him to be my husband ! We had to live together for a week and take each other out on a couple romantic dates and that, check out the video to see how it went :) Give it a like if you enjoyed and maybe subscribe if you haven’t already. Love you all

- Louis x

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anonymous asked:

Ok, this will be another master post so could you do that copy and paste thing and if I run out of room and submissions just wait to post until I say POST because this will be long but good. Harry says a girl who he had a recent relationship with who had also affected him in the past couple of years has influenced a large part of his album. Now, we know the most recent relationship Harry was in was with Kendall as in the BBC interview, Harry says he hasn't dated since the beginning of February

“2)of 2016 (around the time Hendall broke up). Kendall would also fit the description as they were involved in 2013/14 and they have been friends throughout the years. But the problem is, I don’t think Harry and Kendall were that much in love. And I’m not saying this because I ship Haylor but because if they were then basically every piece of Haylor proof from 2014 onwards wouldn’t make sense. So I’ll start in 2013 after Haylor had broken up. We have Harry and Taylor breakup but then have a small
3)reunion (possibly only for hookups) in January 2013 in Cannes where they are together. They specifically aren’t seen together because they don’t want the public to know and articles are written about them. Then they cool off at the Brits (they are seen flirting and possibly hooking up with other people). But, by April, we have Harry missing Taylor as the boys tease him in Little Things. Throughout the rest of 2013, we have little hints of Harry missing Taylor such as assuming an interviewer
4)was talking about Taylor’s perfume, the VMAs, Harry’s friend tweeting him WANEGBT lyrics and he says please??, and then comes November. Harry and Kendall are seen together for the first time and it can be assumed their relationship started around then. However, Harry also says in an interview (regarding exes and Taylor) that sometimes if you have feelings for an ex, it’s ok to get back together with them. We also have MM come out which has Happily which Harry said he wrote about a relationship
5)in which your ex is with someone else and you want them back (could be about Tay bc she said in style that she tried to get over harry with other guys but couldn’t). Also about not caring what others say (the main cause of their breakup). By Taylor’s birthday, Harry tweets the Winding Wheel lyrics (while dating Kendall) on Taylor’s birthday as well as posts the Cannes sunset picture. While this is going on, not only is Harry dating Kendall, but he is also hanging out with Ed, Taylor, Courtney
6)Cox, and Johnny McCaid in Cox’s Malibu house (Courtney followed them all on the same day and she said it was really fun passing beer around and playing the guitar and this continues throughout Hendall 1.0). Gemma also hints that Harry may not like Kendall as much as everyone thinks as she tweets "trust me, Harry is putting his arm around Kendall [at the Eagles concert] to strangle her”. Then in February, Taylor writes 1989 with Style being the last song she writes. Although people think
7)were little more than a crush then and certainly not hooking up. Also Taylor implies that they were on and off more than once, so now would fit the timeline. This is just a theory, but I think maybe in January (detail about the man in styles is taking off his coat implying winter) Harry gave Taylor a ride home from hanging out with Ed and them and they hooked up (while he was dating Kendall yikes). We also have Taylor writing IWYW about Harry telling her that whole thing and he probably told
8)her at this time because they were friends. It would also make sense that Harry gave Taylor a ride home then because they had houses really close to each other. Then Kendall and Harry breakup seemingly amicably at the end of February except Kendall likes a post saying boys are mean and to eat vegetables do squats and wear red lipstick. Also in Feb/Jan of 2014, we have Harry pinning a post on his old Pinterest (it doesn’t exist anymore) about how beautiful and “vocally aweing” Taylor’s
10)performance of ATW at the Grammys was and how Red deserved a Grammy (thx Harry finally someone said it). Also, a fan sends him a direct with a picture of Taylor and he opens it. Anyway, Hendall breaks up and Harry, in the following month (March 2014 and throughout the rest of 2014) writes a string of songs that are almost positively about Taylor (I Love You, WDBHG, Just a Little Bit of Your Heart, Someday Maybe, Not Our Fault). Also, Harry gives I Love You to Alex and Sierra under his pen name
11)which is important because at this same time, Alex and Sierra are hanging out with Taylor because Sierra posts a picture of Taylor’s cat. Also, in that interview Alex and Sierra not only say that whoever wrote I Love You not only had a fling with Taylor but was also really good friends. We know for certain that throughout 2014, Harry and Taylor were friends as not only did this all happen, but Taylor also said she was “really close friends” with the person who 1989 was about in interviews as
12)well as the secret sessions. It is also important to note that Harry wrote it secretly and then, when a fan met Ariana Grande recently (this may be a troll) Ariana said JALBOYH was about a secret lover of Harry’s and then when another fan asked if it was Taylor she winked (COULD TAYLOR AND HARRY HAVE BEEN SECRETLY DATING IN 2014/HOOKING UP IN SECRET AS THE MEDIA WAS TOO MUCH FOR PUBLIC?). We all know what happens in 2015 but my point is this: if Hendall was that influential in 2014 none of
13)this would have happened and if it was, then all of this haylor proof couldn’t be true. The Hendall relationship resulted in single Kendall and Harry and Harry and Taylor writing tons of love songs about one another. If Harry really loves Kendall (and this was his longest relationship with her) then he wouldn’t have hung out with ed and Taylor, wouldn’t have hooked up with Taylor as style says, wouldn’t have posted winding wheel lyrics, wouldn’t have said he wanted to get back together with
14)an ex, wouldn’t have pinned a tweet about her brilliance, wouldn’t have opened that direct, and overall, wouldn’t have been involved with another girl (particularly his ex) while he had a girlfriend. From that relationship all we can conclude is that Harry and Taylor hooked up/were friends in 2014 and wrote songs about one another-they still had feelings for one another but one of them (Taylor) didn’t want to go on). Ok, so that was the most serious Hendall round and it had little impact on
15)Harry. Now for the yacht. We already knew they were friends in 2015. Can I mention though that even when they were friends then, they didn’t have some secret love as who did Harry write MITAM about? Yeah not Kendall, even though he could have if she meant that much to him. So Taylor was with Calvin and we have Harry inviting Cara and Kendall to a 1D concert and then they went on the yacht and I will say they were definitely more than friends but we also have to remember that Harry signed his
16)deal on the yacht and it just so happens Kendall is friends with all of those people. Ok, then by the end of January, they aren’t together anymore and what does Harry do? He thinks about Taylor just as he did in 2014. He tweets 22 lyrics on his bday as well as likes an insta pic from Paige reifler. He also tweets a lyrics by Norah Jones from “Come Away With Me” about wanting a lover you can’t have or want to come away to a secret place). Also, if you believe all of the hscox94/Spotify account
17)account stuff, there are subtl haylor vibes. The point being: he is single. And did he have to be single, no because he didn’t go away to film Dunkirk for another month or so. Then after the pictures are leaked, Harry and Kendall are seen shopping together in LA in April. Not a reunion, but simply proves they are friends-always have been probably always will be. Then, come September after Harry contributes some Haylor-like vibes to Another Man Magazine (possibly a reach but that poem and the
18)Stevie Nicks thing), Kendall and Harry are seen getting lunch in LA, but Harry’s team immediately confirms that they are only friends. Then it’s nothing until November, when Harry, as a friend, is invited to her bday party and they take a picture together, but more importantly, a picture is taken of Kendall making out with someone with Harry right next to them on his phone. Then on New Years Kendall is seen kissing ASAP Rocky or some other guy and then they avoid each other at the KOL concert
19)Since then, nothing. My point about this is: they are friends. This shouldn’t come as a surprise since they have many mutual friends, and split amicably both times around, and go to each other’s bday parties. Kendall is not at his 23rd though. Ok, now this is really recent, but Kendall basically confirmed she is having a friends-with-benefits type of thing with ASAP Rocky in her Harpers Bazaar article (everyone kind of suspected this already, they were seen at Coachella all touchy, and out an
20)about in London–note she wasn’t with Harry who was in London at the time but with ASAP). So once again, my point is they are friends. Harry may not love Taylor anymore, but it certainly wouldn’t make very much sense if the girl who influenced a huge part of his album was Kendall. In 2014, he was fine cheating on her and breaking up, in 2016, he was fine ending their relationship from the yacht and being friends, and in 2016/17 he is fine seeing her kiss other guys at her party and although
21)are friends, things might still be icy as they didn’t talk during KOL concert. I do think, since they split amicably and are still friends, that they might/are up to getting back together in that sort of friend-like way (Harry even says he has a couple of flames left in the BBC radio–and I think Kendall is one of them). I just think that the way Harry spoke about this girl in Rolling Stones, it just doesn’t fit to him and Kendall. He even said he wanted to give whomever not only a tip of the
21)but the whole cap and do you really think that girl is the same girl he had no problem watching kiss some other guy or didn’t talk to at a concert? If he did, I support him 100% and although I love Haylor, if it is about Hendall, that’s fine as long as he is happy. Besides the point of his music-of all music- is not to speculate but to listen and enjoy. So I did this for some fun I know I’m a loser but ultimately whoever it’s about it doesn’t matter because I will be buying and listening POST"

BLESS YOU FOR TYPING ALL OF THIS OUT AND SENDING IT TO ME! I don’t even know what to say except DAMN IT I MISS HAYLOR.

SNL: How standby works

Or more accurately, how mine went!:

(I am not a good writer in any sense so I apologize now)

  • REMEMBER STANDBY TICKETS DO NOT GUARANTEE YOU A SEAT YOU ARE ONLY THERE TO FILL SEATS WHEN PEOPLE DON’T NOT SHOW UP. some scary guy will remind you of this later
  • you will only know you have a seat when you actually sit in it
  • First I arrived at Rockefeller plaza around 11:30am-12 pm, the line will be on 48th street either on the side of the nintendo store (usually). You will see silver barricades, the line starts at this corner. 
  • All the shows are different. The time you should show up depends on what time of year, who is hosting as well as musical guest and how many people the host will invite. 
  • I heard when Margot Robbie hosted they handed out many extra tickets Saturday morning to fill up the spots. But when Dave Chapelle hosted no one made it into the live show and only 7 got into the rehearsal
  • I suggest if you came a long way and only have once chance, get there early Friday morning around 10-12 am. If you have many chances to do this again then you could possibly be fine with arriving later Friday evening around 10pm. But it is up to you, if you think its too early you can always come back later. Check on the line when you can if you’re nearby.
  • You must place everything you brought down on the street and only leave for short breaks for eating and the bathroom. If you are inviting someone later they must save their own spot. So say you arrive and then two people are behind you, your friend then shows up, they must leave something behind those two people and can join you while waiting until morning because thats the order they will receive their tickets. Anything other than this is cutting the line. No saving spots if the person isn’t there initially. This isn’t fair to anyone else who had to come super early.
  •  This may change but I heard you can bring a single blow up mattress but it must lay lengthways so your head is towards the building and your feet towards the curb (you can lay on it however this is just a visual aid)
  • No tents allowed. Bring tons of blankets and layers to wear. Bring things to read and watch but beware there is no where to charge electronic items. If you have never slept on the street you probably won’t get any sleep that night. If you get restless you can go for a brief walk. It will always be colder than you think it is, so be prepared. Bring heating pads if need be. Of course if this is in say June then you probably don’t need to do that. But do bring blankets. The cement is cold and you will want to lay on several layers to not feel it. 
  • You are allowed to visit anyone in line for as long as you want - up until 6am - remembering to keep your original place in line kept with a large item.
  • tons of people will be asking what you’re doing there, who’s the host, musical guest and question if you’re homeless…. you can make jokes out of this because if not you’ll get annoyed quickly. Many people even yell from cars driving past so look out for that. Also some speed by so stay off the street as much as possible and stay on the curb
  • most likely there will be an old lady there, I hear she goes every week and she’s usually one of the first people in line, she always picks rehearsal. If you see someone cut just tell her if you are not comfortable telling a guard. Make sure you memorize who is in front of you or take pictures. If you’re one of the first 30 she will most likely remember who was there. 
  • most of the guards are super nice so be friendly and talk to them if they seem like they want to
  • You have now made it through the night! Hopefully…. At 6am they will ask you to get on your feet and pack everything up. You will all stand in line for about an hour now. The tickets will not be distributed until it has reached exactly 7 am. Some pagers will go in order asking you if you’d like to go to the rehearsal (which has more sketches, is more relaxed and a better chance of getting) or the live show (its live and you get to be the laughs! don’t scream out to them though this is rude to the actors) 
  • BRING A VALID FORM OF PHOTO ID, they will ask to see this for your ticket.
  • After you pick a show they give you a ticket with your number on it, and write your name down for the show you’re attending. You do not get to keep this so take a picture if you want to! the sun just arose it’ll look good ;) And yay! You are now free to go home or wherever!
  • Your ticket says what time you need to be back for your show. You will go to the NBC store. This store is now located inside the building. Find this entrance by entering the part of the building where it has a big sign/block-billlboard for sSNL,  Jimmy Fallon, Seth Meyers etc.  I suggest coming 30 minutes before that to look around and get organized. DO NOT COME AFTER 10:30 this is cutting it late. You will see a woman, most likely, in a blazer just go ask her where you should be. You will see the people who won the lottery as well as the second standby line behind you. They fill your seats if you do not show, they get their tickets that morning. They will want to see you ID one last time here. 
  • Backpacks are not allowed, do not bring one!!!
  • at 10:30 they put you in order, usually groups of 10-20 go up at a time. At this point you can put everything away except your ticket and your phone if you must. The first group will be taken up. You will go through security, they will explain how it works, basically her everything in a purse/one location such as a pocket. This is where the scary man is telling you how worthless you are and how you’re just a seat filler! No worries I still love you
  •  you will then wait in a stairwell. You are asked to then turn off your phone. TURN IT OFF! DO NOT PUT IT ON SILENT! unless you are okay with them taking it and deleting any pics or kicking you straight out. (someone was kicked out of dress rehearsal so i advise you just follow the rule turn it off NOW)
  • you then get taken up in elevators and wait in line. you can look at all the screens flashing pictures of characters and sketches over the years it amazingly beautiful. You get to see the lounge where celebrities wait in. Keep an eye out for them! Olivia Wilde passed right by me! 
  • It will be getting close to 11:30 pm now, don’t panic. they seat everyone and then you if there is any room. When it is time they give you a bracelet you put on yourself. You move quickly into another elevator. Here numbers don’t matter so get out there quickly! 
  • You get up there walk through the hall where there are a bunch of framed photos of characters so many good ones! (I saw lots of kate). They then have you stop and they take your tickets (aww sad). Then you quickly past a short hall with costumes behind glass of famous characters.
  •  The staff pick your seat so it could be anywhere. Don’t worry they do sketches everywhere so at at least one point in time you will be close to them. 
  • YOU ARE IN YOUR SEAT!! YOU MADE IT NO TAKE BACKS! (unless you get kicked out) The room is cold so bring a sweater just in case. Do not put anything over the railing it will be in there shot and they’ll ask you to move it. 
  • Someone, most likely Michael Che, will do a bit of stand up. Then maybe they will do a song and have backup dancers who knows!
  • Then the show will begin, remember to be respectful of the cast. But most importantly have fun! just sit and relax and absorb everything around you because you will not have any thing extra you see documented for later.
  •  During the show you may want to look at the screen rather than the actual actors. I trued watching them live even when they were far. The show will be recorded you will see what it looks like for everyone else later so maybe spend this time looking at the show from another perspective. 
  • Once you’re done and you’d like to meet the cast outside, go out as soon ask you can. The host exits somewhere else so it is very unlikely you will meet them. It’ll be under the rainbow deck sign. It’ll be on the side of the street facing the building you camped next to. Stand behind the barriers I heard they are strict about this. (there was a point when I was there and no one cared about them, so read the situation if need be) Be alert some of the cast comes out fast and you don’t even realize. 
  • Take pics of the cast! with the cast! if they look like they want to go please let them. Be nice and kind because they are sweet people! (if you’re scared colin seems the easiest to approach, very friendly) 
  • Just have fun and talk to them! I know we all have our favourites but please try and give everyone in the cast a good amount of attention if they stick around. 

I hope you have a fun time, its an extraordinary experience! (hope I didn’t miss anything) And I would really enjoy hearing anyone’s story if you do go! 

Good luck!! <33