i feel like shit and probably wasn't going to go anyways

Ed Sheeran sentence starters
  • "I saw a shooting star and thought of you."
  • "You were lying next to me, I looked across and fell in love."
  • "If you wanna put this on me, that’s fine, I never blamed you for anything at all."
  • "The world looks better through your eyes."
  • "It's only been one night of love and maybe that is not enough."
  • "If I fall for you, would you fall too?"
  • "It's not a homeless life for me, it's just I'm home less than I'd like to be."
  • "I haven't slept for the past week, two hours ain't enough for me."
  • "I'm drunk off last nights whisky and coke."
  • "You can stay with me forever or you could stay with me for now."
  • "Outside the day is up and calling, but I don't have to be so, please go back to sleep."
  • "Never been better since all the therapy."
  • "And you know, if I let you go, I'll still keep you safe."
  • "You are the one I fall asleep with but never wake up to."
  • "The worst things in life come free to us."
  • "I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed."
  • "What didn't kill me, it never made me stronger at all."
  • "I know I'll never hold you like I used to."
  • "I'll be drunk again to feel a little love."
  • "I know you'll never love me like you used to."
  • "I found your hair band on my bedroom floor, the only evidence that you've been here before."
  • "I don't drink like everybody else, I do it to forget things about myself."
  • "There's no chance that we'll work it out."
  • "I said that's fine, but you're the only one that knows I lied."
  • "Everybody said we'd be together forever."
  • "Everything's great and everything's sure, but you live in your halls and I live in a tour bus."
  • "Pain is only relevant if it still hurts."
  • "If I was gonna go somewhere, I'd be there by now."
  • "I should ink my skin with your name."
  • "I should run you a hot bath and fill it up with bubbles."
  • "You should never cut your hair 'cause I love the way you flick it off your shoulder."
  • "You will never know just how beautiful you are to me."
  • "Maybe you're hoping for a fairy tale, too."
  • "This is the start of something beautiful."
  • "And it's dark in a cold December, but I've got you to keep me warm."
  • "I'm out of touch, I'm out of love."
  • "I think I love you better now."
  • "Playing a different show every night in front of a new crowd."
  • "Let me sing and do my thing and move to greener pastures."
  • "You need me, man, I don’t need you."
  • "Never be anything but a singer-songwriter, yeah."
  • "People think that I’m bound to blow up."
  • "I haven’t got a house, plus I live on a couch."
  • "They say I’m up and coming like I'm fucking in an elevator."
  • "Settle down with me, and I'll be your safety, you'll be my lady."
  • "I'm falling for your eyes, but they don't know me yet."
  • "Give me love like her, 'cause lately I've been waking up alone."
  • "All I want is the taste that your lips allow."
  • "Give me love like never before, 'cause lately I've been craving more."
  • "It's been a while but I still feel the same... maybe I should let you go."
  • "Another love that's gone to waste."
  • "If I kissed you, will your mouth read this truth?"
  • "Darling, how I miss you."
  • "You made me scream, but then I made you cry."
  • "Maybe you should learn to love her like the way you wanna be loved."
  • "I never told her that I liked the way she dances slightly out of time and pretends she knows the words to a song she's never heard."
  • "You’re not her, though I try to see you differently."
  • "I will try to find another one who suited me as well as her."
  • "We never even tried, we never even talked, we never even thought in the long run."
  • "Whenever it was painful, whenever I was away, I’d miss you."
  • "I didn't mean to break your heart."
  • "Everybody falls apart sometimes."
  • "I know you've found another one, but won't you just hold me tonight."
  • "They don't know we don't speak anymore."
  • "I will stop trying to fall in love again... it never works out anyway."
  • "But I am not anything like I was."
  • "I don't wanna lose a lover and friend in one night if that's alright."
  • "I shouldn't have fucked with your mind and your life too many times."
  • "I never meant to sleep around, I was just lonely."
  • "When I see my future, it is with you."
  • "We're not friends, nor have we ever been."
  • "If they find out, will it all go wrong?"
  • "We're not friends, we could be anything."
  • "Friends don't treat me like you do."
  • "Tell me that you turned down the man who asked for your hand 'cause you're waiting for me."
  • "I know, you're gonna be away a while, but I've got no plans at all to leave."
  • "Just promise me, you'll never leave again."
  • "Just promise me, you'll always be a friend."
  • "Everything changes, but we'll be strangers if we see this through."
  • "I've been sat with you for most of the night, ignoring everybody here."
  • "Don't you worry if I disappear."
  • "I'm not really looking for another mistake."
  • "I was never looking for a friend."
  • "Maybe you could swing by my room around ten, baby, bring a lemon and a bottle of gin."
  • "Baby, if you wanted me then you should've just said."
  • "Maybe we'll go together and just figure it out."
  • "Trust and respect is what we do this for."
  • "You didn't need to take him to bed that's all."
  • "I never saw him as a threat until you disappeared with him to have sex of course."
  • "It's not like we were both on tour, we were staying on the same fucking hotel floor."
  • "I wasn't looking for a promise or commitment, but it was never just fun and I thought you were different."
  • "This is not the way you realize what you wanted."
  • "It's a bit too much, too late if I'm honest."
  • "Getting high as two kites when we needed to breathe."
  • "I'd disappear, you'd call me selfish, I understand but I can't help it."
  • "So we can either deal with the pain and wait to get on a plane."
  • "You should go, 'cause I ain't ever coming home."
  • "I've been livin' on the road, but then again you should know."
  • "You won't ever be alone... wait for me to come home."
  • "Loving can heal, loving can mend your soul."
  • "When I'm away, I will remember how you kissed me."
  • "How'd I get so faded?"
  • "I feel the chemicals burn in my bloodstream."
  • "I've been looking for a lover, thought I'd find her in a bottle."
  • "I'll be feeling this tomorrow."
  • "You look so wonderful in your dress, I love your hair like that."
  • "We are surrounded by all of these lies and people who talk too much."
  • "You got the kind of look in your eyes as if no one knows anything but us."
  • "All that you are is all that I'll ever need."
  • "Just don’t expect me back this evening."
  • "I love him from my skin to my bones but I don’t wanna live in his home."
  • "I was raised to keep quiet."
  • "I don't wanna hate you."
  • "I kind of knew you liked the dude from private school."
  • "I knew he had his eyes on you."
  • "He's not the right guy for you."
  • "Don't hate me 'cause I write the truth."
  • "I would never lie to you but it was never fine to lose you."
  • "I'm just disgusted with the skeletons you sleep with in your closet."
  • "Fact is you're mad at me because I backtrack so casually."
  • "You're practically my family, if we married then I'll guess you'd have to be."
  • "Tragically our love just lost the will to live, but would I kill to give it one more shot? I think not."
  • "I don't love you, baby, I don't need you... I don't want you anymore."
  • "I'm not cut out for life on the road 'cause I didn't know I'd miss you this much."
  • "I guess I'm not the man that you need."
  • "Ever since you went to uni, I've been sofa surfing with a rucksack full of less cash and I guess that could get bad."
  • "When I broke the industry, that's when I broke your heart."
  • "I was supposed to chart and celebrate, but good things are over fast."
  • "I tend to turn you off and switch on my professional features, then I turn the music off and all I'm left with is to pick up my personal pieces."
  • "Success is nothing if you have no one left to share it with."
  • "I know you have a day job, but mine is 24/7."
  • "I still love you and I need you by my side if I could."
  • "The irony is if my career and music didn't exist, in 6 years, you'd probably be my wife with a kid."
  • "I'll die from a thrill, go down in history as just a wasted talent."
  • "Eventually I'll be fine, I know that it was never meant to be."
  • "These things happen for a reason and you can't change shit."
  • "Take my apology, I'm sorry for the honesty, but I had to get this off my chest."
  • "I will be loving you 'til we're 70."
  • "People fall in love in mysterious ways."
  • "I fall in love with you every single day."
  • "For four years I never had a place to stay."
  • "At 16 years old, I moved out of my home."
  • "I tattooed the lyrics onto my arm."
  • "I'll hold ya and you'll think of him."
  • "I'll never trust you again, you can just be a friend."
  • "If we should die tonight, then we should all die together."

anonymous asked:

how are you so good at writing? my teacher legit hates whenever i write essays bc its shitty af cause of grammar or sentence level shit. how do you do it? can you teach us just a little bit or more?

Hi nonnie,

I think there are a couple of things that can be helpful, if your concern is grammar/language. First thing is to read a lot. Don’t study grammar. TBH it’s not like I ever think “is there agreement between my verb and subject?” Just, no. People don’t do that. You have to just get a sense of what is correct, even if you don’t know exactly why. And maybe some people would cringe at my philosophy, but… I have some big issues with what your teacher’s reaction to your writing, which I’m going to put under the cut because #salty. But basically you have to get an ear for what is correct, which comes with a lot of reading. Most people who call others out on shitty grammar can’t actually explain why it is wrong with any great success.

The other suggestion I will make is to read your writing out loud. Make sure when you read it, you sound like you are speaking to an authority figure, not a friend. With your friend you can say shit like “bro, Tamlin is such bleeding tool I can’t even deal but ya know whatever the spring court be goin’ down”, which is completely a run-on sentence and super informal and doesn’t conjugate “to be” correctly. But you would not write like that to an authority figure! Plus, reading things out loud can help you realize that oh, actually this sounds like literal poo, I had better change that. OR, even better, have someone else read it out loud to you. Listen for parts when they are struggling, make note of them, and revise.

If you have other questions and/or comments let me know, I teach college-level writing so I know some stuff.

OK time for some salt re: grammar and writing below the cut; you didn’t ask for this nonnie, but you got it.

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Holster Has Made Out With Everyone 13) Senior Year: Ransom

This is the last installment! Thanks for reading.

“I think you two should make out,” says March.

This is clearly an intervention. April is here, and Bitty perched in a corner of the locker room clutching a tray of mini-pies and looking embarrassed for everybody. Lardo brought her fucking gavel. There is a laptop in the corner, and Holster’s pretty sure someone is going to suggest Skyping Shitty any minute. Chowder’s supportive smile is already looking strained.

The only people in the room that Holster isn’t mad at right now are Nursey and Dex who are ignoring the stupidest ever session of Samwell Men’s Hockey Court to grope each other behind the We Support You Both banner.

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Which Tintin Characters You Should Fight
  • Tintin: Oh my god. Either you've never opened a Tintin book in your life, or you're just plain stupid. What the fuck makes you think you could take on Tintin? Have you seen what he can do? He's been shot four different times and lived. He's wrestled bears in Russia. One time he got attacked by three burly men in a Chinese prison and sent all. three. of them to the hospital. Think about that. Do not fight.
  • Haddock: Ok, so Haddock's a pretty tough guy. If you tried to take him on physically, you'd probably lose. But if you got him drunk enough you could insult him into submission. But why the hell would you do that? Hasn't he already been through enough? Do not fight.
  • Thompsons: You'd think since there are two of them, it'd be a loaded challenge, right? Wrong. These two couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag. Go ahead, fight the Thompsons.
  • Calculus: Are you really going to fight an old man? A deaf old man? Well if you insist. Just know that this deaf old man was quite an athelete in his youth and knows savate and can probably fuck you up in old-timey ways your millenial ass didn't even know were possible. And god help you should you ever call him a goat. Go ahead, fight Calculus. But you'll probably lose.
  • Nestor: Please do not fight Nestor. Do you think that with all he's had to put up with as Marlinspike's lone butler, he'd be any degree of phased at your scrawny punk ass? Please. Look at that fucker's stone cold face. He'll knock your ass out and use your mangled corpse for an ironing board. Seriously. I'm saying this because I like you. Don't fight Nestor.
  • Chang: I do not recommend fighting Chang. Not because I think you'd lose, and not merely because he is a sweet cinnamon roll child who you ought to feel ashamed for thinking you could fight, but look at his posse. He's friends with Tintin AND Haddock. Motherfuckers went to Tibet and fought a Yeti for him. Go ahead, fight Chang, but only if you're prepared for the shitstorm that will follow.
  • Zorrino: What kind of asshole are you, anyway? You filth, don't even look at me. That's like asking me if it's okay to kick a kitten. And the answer is no. Do not fight Zorrino, and may God have mercy on your soul.
  • Bianca: "Poor, weak woman" nothing. There is nothing weak about Bianca. One time she got arrested for conspiracy and shut down her own trial in only FIVE comic panels. When jailed, her biggest concern was that her pasta wasn't being cooked properly. You think she's scared of you? She'll just tag team with Irma and take your ass down in nothing flat. Kneel before the queen, you piece of shit peasant.
  • Jolyon Wagg: PLEASE fight Jolyon. I speak for everyone in the fandom and every character in the series when I say that you'd be doing us all a huge favor. You could probably take him down with one punch. Please fight Jolyon, be the hero this fandom needs.
If We Were A Movie (Seventeen Preference)
  • AN: this was probably one of the best requests of all time, I felt so so inspired by it and I hope you guys like it to. I'm seriously thinking about turning this into a whole serious, where each of these is a boy x reader oneshot so pls lemme know what you think of that idea? <3
  • S.Coups/Seungcheol: The Classic High School AU
  • We all know that our boy Coups would slay as the classic high school heart throb. Nobody would fit the part better than him. He is the meaning of after school football practices and making cheerleaders' panties drop with a wink and a smile. He also has the heart and the smarts underneath his muscles and good looks to bring dimension to his movie character that would surprise the protagonist in the best way and make you fall in love. (I mean, who wouldn't fall in love with him, anyway?) Not only does his character fit seamlessly into this AU/genre, but he embodies the genre itself. The cheesy romance bits of the plot, the corny jokes, and the underlying message to never give up on your dreams that always acts like a big brother to the viewing teens, just like Seungcheol does. He is the classic high school movie - a perfect way to settle into the movie marathon.
  • Jeonghan: Pre-Millennial Crime Thriller
  • That sounds like a very complicated title, but our Jeonghan is a very complicated and beautiful man. At first I wanted to call this one "1920's Mob Film", but I felt that was far too narrow. Mostly because crime dramas set in the 1960's and 70's are becoming very popular and Jeonghan fits that style very well along with the 1920's. So I believe this beauty would fit perfectly into any crime or mob movie set before the turn of the millennium. Mainly during the 1920's, 30's, or the 50's and 60's. His hair was just meant to be tucked neatly under a fedora and paired with a sharp suit that would have all his enemies shaking in their boots the moment they saw him coming. Because yes, he does have that beautiful, angelic face, but I feel that's what would make him the perfect crime boss. He would be the devil hiding in the angel's armour. Nobody would expect it from him until just a few moments before their tragic death. Slowly, over time, they would learn to fear this beautiful man, understand that this was his town and this angel was playing God not because he deserved it, but because he wanted it. I just feel like he's the human embodiment of soft music box music playing in the background of a murder scene during a movie like this, and I love it.
  • Joshua/Jisoo: Zombie Apocalypse
  • Joshua would be the Glenn of a Seventeen zombie apocalypse. (And because Glenn is my all time favourite character of everything I paired little Jisoo with the genre.) He'd be the good guy who survives strictly because he is good to others, and somehow manages to maintain his purity and morality even when the world goes to shit. That would be the best thing about him. He'd believe that others are still good and he'd high uphold the belief that no one should get left behind. He would be the guy who would often almost get killed trying to save other people. He wouldn't actually have many apocalypse survival skills, but his kind nature would find him with people to save his ass over and over again, no matter what trouble they had to go through doing so. Most would think that a badass type of person would embody the zombie genre, but I really think someone like Jisoo is it. He has the heart warming arch of the story, the loveable characters (you know, the ones you really, really don't want to die but probably get treated like shit anyway), and somewhere deep inside him he probably has the really dark parts that any good zombie movie has. But really he's probably more of a zombie comedy like Zombieland or Dead Before Dawn.
  • Jun: Vampire
  • Jun being the vampire genre is about as certain as the sun rising in the morning. He's a vampire through and through. But I believe he's his own breed of vampire. Not a classic, brooding dark creature of the night like Dracula, or a modern emotional sparkly lover like Edward, but a mix of sexual, adorable, funny, sassy, and something still very human that would make his vampire easily a romantic comedy or teen movie. He'd be the type to go around telling people he's a vampire, almost trying to scare them, and no one would believe him because he just doesn't seem like the type. And he'd drink blood out of those girly reusable athletic cups with straws in public, with no one actually knowing it's blood. He would be a lot like the vampires from My Babysitter's A Vampire, but with a twist of sexuality, and something a little more brooding. Because deep down he has realized his curse - being stuck between death and life for an eternity and having to kill to stay strong - and accepted it. He would just be the perfect main character, as well as the fact that he just embodies every aspect of every kind of vampire that has been portrayed on screen before.
  • Hoshi/Soonyoung: Summer Adventure/Feel Good Flick
  • Some of my all time favourite kinds of movies are the feel good summer movies about teens going on adventures and making some kind of growing leap or major character development over that summer. Like Now and Then, Whip It, The Sandlot, or the Goonies (which yes, I know that one was set in the fall). I feel like the spirit of these kind of movies also embodies a lot of music videos, like SHINee's View, which I really love. Hoshi himself is perfect for this kind of movie because he is a feel good summer adventure in human form. He's all the happiness and bright parts, all the interesting dips and turns in the plot that really keep the movie going. He's all the road trips, all the eating snacks out of crappy gas stations, sleepovers in rickety tree houses, bon fires on the beach, the best kind of montages to a great summer song (maybe Adore U?). Overall he's just a happy, bright little puppy that makes you feel really happy and bright like a great summer vacation and a great summer movie.
  • Wonwoo: Werewolf
  • As much as Wonwoo could be the ultimate emo vampire as well, I believe that his darkness can be channeled into hairy beast of the full moon. I was torn between him and Coups for this genre, but ultimately moody with a touch of puppy cuteness won out over heartthrob. I also feel that he has the mature side of a werewolf thriller or romance, and the silly side for when the genre is targeted toward a younger audience, like the show Teen Wolf (which I love, all time fav). And I mean he's just dreamy, and doesn't everybody have some weird werewolf kinky deep down?
  • Woozi/Jihoon: Magical Fantasy Land
  • My first thought with this one is Harry Potter. Woozi would be the perfect little pastel unicorn prince, slaying enemies with spells and making them bow down just with his cuteness alone. Even if it wasn't specifically Harry Potter, maybe it would be an Alice in Wonderland or Narnia, any magical fantasy would fit his personality and looks perfectly. The adorable shell with a serious, take charge and save the world undertone would belong there and make him the leader of the group or in any position of royalty if there was one - especially if there was some kind of magical "chosen one", he'd be it. Him just generally being ethereal, wise, and talented embodies this genre and if he was in a movie like this I'd watch it over and over again.
  • DK/Seokmin: Superhero Standby
  • There's nothing better than a good, classic superhero movie. Even the ones that are being made and coming out in 2015 seem to have all the classic elements to them, and that's what makes them so easy to love. Just like DK - he's a very classic kind of guy. Classic looks, classic humor, appears very easy going and easy to be around. That's why he would fit perfectly into the world of any classic DC or Marvel superhero (personally I'd go for DC, but that's just my preference). He could slip seamlessly into the role of ordinary citizen by day, and tall, handsome, muscled city saviour by night. His hero would be charismatic, loved by all, and not only treat the citizens as victims, but as everyday people that he loved and cared for. And if we really wanted to stir things up in this genre, DK wouldn't be the hero - he could be the shy, polite damsel in distress to our heroic female protagonist. Either way, Seokmin as a person has all the qualities of this genre - the humor, the drama, the energy, and the overall childish glamour that draws us all to loving superheroes and their adventures.
  • Mingyu: Low Budget Indie/Grunge Film
  • This is a very specific style of film-making, rather than a genre, that Mingyu (especially with his gorgeous silver hair) would fit into so brilliantly. There is a bit of cross-over between this and feel good summer movies, with movies like The Kings of Summer or Moonrise Kingdom, but the more unique thing I find about this genre is that the subject matter of these movies (mostly) is a lot darker. Usually of the nature of drug use and sex and abusive relationships. And what would our happy little Mingyu have to do with movies like this? It's really more about his aesthetic. Movies like this are all about aesthetic - there's entirely blogs dedicated to grunge, and a lot of movie screen caps end up on there - and his looks fit in perfectly. The sharply chiseled jaw, dark, smoky eyes, built form, and most of all, the silvery hair that really says grunge king. That and in my opinion, in the setting of one of these movies, he could turn on a dime from happy-go-lucky into the mystery, badass, soul punk that the story calls for. With an outfit change he could slip right into the world of a movie like How I Live Now, Hick, The Basketball Diaries, or a show like Freaks and Geeks.
  • The8/Minghao: Something Supernatural
  • One of the genres I definitely wanted to use was a supernatural one. Seemingly ordinary people having extraordinary powers (like the movie Push), demons and angels living in the suburbs, basically anything that would be the everyday plot of an anime. In this world, Minghao would be perfect in the role of the protagonist's best friend, the one who undoubtedly panics when he finds out what's really lurking in his world. But the protagonist would have nowhere else to go, no one else to turn to, possibly running from the government because of your abnormality, and you knew that Minghao would have your back. So you told him, disclosed to him all the freaky shit that goes on just under his nose, and at first he'd freak out. He'd deny it, he wouldn't really be able to cope. But then his heart would be right there in it. He would protect you no matter what, until his dying breath, doing anything to make sure you were safe. He would be the air of lightness, innocence, and maybe even comic relief that this genre needs.
  • Seungkwan and Vernon: Buddy Cop Movie
  • I know it might seem a little cheap to have two of them under the same genre, but you can't tell me these two wouldn't be the perfect pair of buddy cops. Just like Starsky and Hutch or the girls from The Heat, they'd have the perfect combination of bickering and die hard friendship to make their movie interesting and heartwarming. Seungkwan would be the paper work minded, rule driven, uptight cop that would be 100% about justice and putting the bad guy away, but doing it right. He would probably have some cheesy sap story from when he was a child about why he wanted to join the force in the first place that Vernon would brush off, but it would really get him in the gut. Vernon himself would be more of a dirty cop. He'd have more of a skewed idea of justice, but he'd get his bad guy no matter what it took. He would also be one to make jokes and ignore his paper work and this would bug the hell out of Seungkwan to no end. Together they would be the perfect cops, always get their man (or woman), and have a few laughs along the way. (Personally I would kill for this movie but that's just me.)
  • Dino/Chan: A Chosen One Story
  • This is the Divergent, Maze Runner, or maybe even Hunger Games type of story. Even though stories like this can vary drastically in their setting and details of plot, they usually do have a lot of aspects in common. Dino has all the traits of a protagonist in this kind of story; being young and uncertain, but having a great, strong heart and likely being able to overcome whatever is thrown at him with a smile. Even if he himself wasn't the Chosen One, he would make a great supporting character/best friend to the protagonist. I'm not really sure how else to go about explaining this, but Chan would be such a great character in a movie or even a series like this.

Title: Hero

Fandom: K Project

External: AO3

Summary: That he couldn’t remember the first time he’d protected Saruhiko from harm wasn’t really going to stop Yata from doing it one more time, again and again.

Notes: Just wanted to write something based on that ‘First Contact’ short manga from LSW, so here we are.

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The only one - Chapter 7

Reader x Jimin

Warnings: Swearing

Words: 3,005

Chapters: 6 , 8


I woke up in Jimin’s arms, he was awake playing with my hair, placing kisses on my head, even after he noticed i was awake, “morning beautiful, you okay?”, i ignored him and got off the sofa and walked into the bedroom and got straight into the bed. Jimin followed behind and sat behind me, my back was facing him so he just moved his hand up and down it, “you mad at me (y/n)?”, i ignored his question, “i don’t feel good, i want to stay here”, “what about Mikey”, his hand moved to my head, “just bring him to me and he’ll understand, i’m sure he won’t mind being with you all day, that is if you do look after him not shove him to some stranger”, Jimin sighed loudly removing his hand from my head, i shouldn’t have said that. “I er…..I’ll just tell him myself, you rest”, he got up and got ready.

After he was done he made his way over to me, “we’ll be back around 10”, he kissed the top of my head, “i am sorry”, with that he left closing the door behind him and i fell back asleep.

I woke again around 11am, i stretched as i made my way to the bathroom to get ready for the day, just incase i wanted to go out. I dressed in a pair of denim shorts, a cropped grey t shirt which had rips in it as part of the design, a black baseball jersey with the last few buttons done and a pair of grey jordans. I went out into the kitchen and noticed a note on the table,

I couldn’t let you starve, the foods in the microwave, i love you baby


Now i felt like complete shit because of how i was towards him, ughhhhhhhh. I got the food out of the microwave, it was chocolate pancakes filled with chocolate my favourite, but it also caused me to get even more frustrated with myself. So after eating i decided to go out shopping to get my mind off things. I walked, but it took time as i needed directions, but got there in the end. Once there i went into the shops and began buying what caught my eye.

4 hours later, i had been to all the clothing and shoe shops and had about 20/30 bags on me, the only reason i could carry them was because i put the smaller ones into the larger ones. I wanted something to drink so i decided to leave the shopping centre, i know there was a food court and cafes in there, but i wanted to find a place that i hadn’t been to before, a place i hadn’t heard of. As i was walking out, i was on my phone and because i wasn’t looking where i was going, i walked straight into someone and their drink, “are you fucking serious!”. I looked up and saw an angry brown haired, doe-eyed, muscular guy, “i-i’m sorry, i didn’t se-”, “no of course you didn’t see you were on your phone you fucking idiot!”, he was shouting, not only was he scaring me, but was bringing attention to the both of us. “Stop shouting, please”, my voice was on the verge of breaking, tears filling my eyes, “don’t tell me what to do, i’m fucking pissed, you spilt my coffee and got it all over my clothes and phone, because you don’t know how to use your eyes!”. I started crying, “i-i’m so-sorry”, i began heaving and was wiping my tears, “i r-really am, i’m sorry”, i weeped as i ran out the shopping centre and didn’t stop until i saw an empty park bench and went to go sit on it dropping my bags around me. I sat there and cried with my face in my hands, it was so embarrassing, he was telling everyone that i was an idiot, i was stupid.

I should have forgiven Jimin, i should have gone with him and Mikey, so then none of this would have happened. I continued crying until there was a shadow casting over me, i looked up and saw the same brown haired, doe-eyed, muscular guy in front of me, but instead of being angry he seemed calmed, he smiled once i looked up, “erm…..i didn’t mean to make you cry”, i shook my head, “n-no, i was stupid, you were right, i-i should’ve used my eyes”, the guy shook his head and sat beside me moving the bag next to the others, “listen i was overreacting, i just had a really bad day and i guess that whole incident pushed me over the edge, it wasn’t your fault”, i looked over to the guy, he was say close, i could see his face a lot clearer than before not only did he have brown doe-eyes, he had sharp facial features and a cute bunny smile, “i promise it wasn't”, i began to giggle when the guy pulled out his pinky. I wrapped my pinky around his and we pressed our thumbs together, his smile got wider, “Jungkook”, i looked at with confusion and i wiped my tears, “i’m Jungkook”, ohhhhh that was his name. “(y/n)”, i said sniffling away my final tears, “so (y/n) why don’t we get some coffee, i need it to function”, i nodded, “i’m paying though, i spilt your other one”, he smiled before we both got up, i struggled to pick up all my bags, but Jungkook insisted he take them, so it let him after he nagged me.

We got to a cute little cafe, the smell of freshly baked goods and coffee was everywhere, i loved it. I order our coffees and payed when they arrived, myself and Jungkook sat at a small table at the back, against the wall. “So why were you having a bad day today”, Jungkook looked up from his phone, “oh, so we getting straight into it no, tell me about yourself, what you like, dislike…..”, i shook my head causing him to chuckle, “okay good cuz i hate that shit, it’s like an interrogation, anyways……the reason i was in such a bad mood, not as much now was because of my girlfr-, ex girlfriend, she cheats on me with my friend, then comes crying back to me when she wants something and when i told her to fuck off, the psychotic bitch breaks into my house and starts destroying things and wrote death threats on the wall and well today she got some guys to chase me down and fuck me up, but thankfully i got away”, i was shocked at his answer, he had some fucking psycho ex after him and today he was about to meet his creator, “the scariest part is that i don’t even live here, i live in (y/c/n), the crazy bitch could be anywhere”, “i live in (y/c/n) as well”, i said enthusiastically, trying to move of the psycho topic. Jungkook laughed, “what, already getting bored?”, i quickly shook my head, “no, no i thought talking about it would bring down your mood so i tried to change the subject”, he smiled at me, he was happy i was considering how he felt even though he was a stranger, “why don’t you tell me about yourself”, i lifted one brow, “i thought you hated all that because it was like an interrogation”, i said as i took a sip of the coffee, “i hate it when it’s directed towards me, otherwise i would happily interrogate people”, i laughed and shook my head, “okay then ask away, officer”. “Ooo i like that, officer…..so miss (y/n) have you, got someone special in your life?”, i stared at him, his face anticipating my answer, “i actually have 2 special people in my life”. Jungkook raised his brows, “kinky, i didn’t know you were like that”, he winked straight after earning disgusted face and a slap on my arms by me, “ew, no, one of them is my son”, Jungkook’s face instantly dropped, “and the other i-”, “your husband”, he cut me off, i shook my head, “nope no husband, a boyfriend though, i don’t think many men want to marry a 21 year old with a baby”, “oh….., well if i met you and your son i wouldn’t care, i would just want you and him to like me”, my heart fluttered at his answer, “i am being honest, i don’t think that anyone’s past or anyone else in the picture should affect the way someone feels about someone else, like you hear people wrongly using the word i love you, but if they tell you that and then run for the hills after they find out you have a son or daughter, well that just speaks for itself”, i was so touched by his answer, it all sounded as if it came from the heart, that he meant every single word, “so what’s your little ones name?”, “it’s Mikey”, “is he here?”, i nodded my head, “yeah he’s with the boyfriend, they went to disney world, i didn’t go because we kinda argued and yeah……”, “ohhh, it was probably his fault”, i giggled as he took my side, “so let’s learn more about you miss, (y/n)”.

After our coffee, Jungkook insisted on showing me around and we ended up at the cinema watching suicide squad and then he took me to this korean restaurant where he ordered a lot of things i had never had before like Jjajangmyeon and it all tasted amazing, we also exchanged numbers. After we just walked around, it was pretty dark, but the city lights lit the streets and i had been too engrossed that i didn’t realise what time it was. As i checked the time on my phone i noticed that i had 35 missed calls from Jimin and 26 texts, “oh my god, Jungkook it’s almost 1, i need to get to my hotel, shit”, i began speeding off in a direction only to be stopped by Jungkook, “hey, hey slow down, i’ll call a taxi and you can tell them where you’re staying, it will be a lot safer and faster okay”, i nodded and he called a taxi.

It took the taxi 10 minutes to get to the hotel, as i was getting my bags out of the boot (trunk) of the car, Jungkook stopped me and took them all, i was about to protest, but he told me that it would be easier for him to carry them. Once i got to my hotel room, i used the card to open the door as soon as i did, i saw the sitting room light on and saw Jimin emerge from behind the wall, “where the hell were you”, his voice was calm, but i could tell by the look in his eyes he was fuming. “I was out, shopping, i-i lost track of time, sorry”, i looked down at the ground were as Jimin looked behind me, he was staring at Jungkook, he clenched his jaw, “who are you?”, he gritted through his teeth. Jungkook was smiling at him, “oh, i’m Jungkook, i’m (y/n)’s friend”, Jimin’s eyes moved over to me, i was still staring at the ground. Jungkook noticed the tension, he realised it wasn’t making it any better him being there, “i should get going”, he said as he moved in and placed all my bags down on the floor, before turning back around, “night (y/n)”, he winked as he walked passed me and into the elevator, leaving me and Jimin standing there in silence.

“Mommy?”, Mikey yawned as he came over to me and hugged my leg with his milk bottle in hand, that’s why Jimin wasn’t screaming, “bed”, he lifted his arms up telling me to pick him up and take him to bed and i did after i kicked off my shoes. As i entered his room the front door slammed shut making the two of us jump, Jimin was fucking livid. I lay Mikey down under the covers, handing him Mickey and then laid on top of the covers myself, i massaged his scalp with my fingers to relax him, so he would sleep.

After 5 minutes of massaging he fell asleep. I wanted to sleep here, i was scared of what Jimin was going to do, but i was going to face it eventually, i slowly got up, turned off the light and closed the door behind me. I closed my eyes, before inhaling and exhaling before going to the kitchen for a drink before i went to Jimin. As soon as i entered the first thing i saw was him, he was standing near the kitchen island, where there were 2 cups, he was stirring one, once he saw me he beckoned me over and handed me a cup, it was full of hot chocolate, i always drank it before bed.

We stood there drinking it until he was finished, he washed his cup before turning to face me, he was leaning against the kitchen unit. “Why?”, i looked over to him puzzled, “why did you go out?”, his face showed no emotion, no anger, sadness, nothing. “I got bored and wanted to do something so, i-i went out”, “well you could’ve just come with us, instead of going out alone and spending your time with some fucking guy you met”, he started to raise his voice, “(y/n) he could’ve been some fucking perv, he could have raped you, i didn’t know where you were, i……i was scared when i came back to an empty suite”. I felt like shit, seriously, his face went from blank to distressed, i put down the cup and buried my face in his neck and wrapped my arms around his waist, “i am so sorry, jimin”, he copied me by wrapping his arms around my waist and holding me close, “i-i was stupid you were right, i shouldn’t have gone out a-and worried you, all you do i-is care and i’m an ungrateful, selfish bitch, forgive me”, i sobbed into his neck begging for him to forgive me. He rubbed my back, “shhh….baby, i will always forgive you, you don’t need to ask and don’t you dare say you’re an ungrateful or selfish bitch, you’re far from it”, he placed a kiss on top of my head, “i love (y/n)”, “i-i love you too”.

Jimin grabbed my face from the crook of his neck and held it in front of his own, “i love you”, he whispered again and moved forward connecting our lips together, the kiss wasn’t rushed, it was slow, sensual, he wanted to show me how much he loved me, he wanted to take his time. He moved me so i was sat on top of the island unit and he was between my legs, his hands running up and down and squeezing my thighs. His lips attached to my neck leaving marks behind, his hand moved up and took of my baseball jersey and his hands went straight under my top to my breasts. He began to squeeze them as he continued to leave me marked, i moaned out in pleasure when he bit below my ear whilst my hands were in his hair combing it back.

I was too lost in the pleasure i didn’t notice Jimin carrying me to the bedroom, he kicked the door close and gently placed me onto the bed. He removed his clothing till he was all out and then moved towards me his hands gripped my hips, dragging me down to the edge of the bed so our areas were touching, i moaned as i felt his member dig into my core. Jimin slid of my shorts and panties off in one go and then got impatient with my top and ripped it off, he lifted my back up slightly so he could toss the shirt onto the floor. Once there was nothing in our way he lifted my legs onto his shoulders and kneeled down on the floor so he was facing my core, he licked his lips before he began. His tongue flush against my clit, pressing down hard causing me to moan, unaware that two of his fingers slipped into me. He pumped in and out whilst pressing his tongue down hard on my clit, but it wasn’t enough, i may have been a moaning mess but i needed more, i grabbed the back of his head and pulled him closer, he removed his tongue and began to suck on it. And before i knew it i was a shaking mess, pure bliss taking over my whole body, my eyes shut, back arched fingers pulling at Jimin’s strands.

He lifted himself from that position and wasted no time getting ontop of me, his member poking at my entrance, he entered when i pushed my hips up. He slowly eased in and out at a steady pace, wanting to feel every bit of me. Eventually we both grew impatient at the slow pace and he quickened, he pounded in and out grunting and groaning, “(y/n) you’re so fucking-”, he groaned loudly his face in the crook of my neck, “beautiful”. I was moaning wanting to release so badly, Jimin’s fingers played with my clit, which completely pushed me over the edge, this time the orgasm was violent, literally, i was a shaking mess under him as he continued thrusting, “ah, ah baby, god your fucking squeezing the shit out of me”, Jimin only lasted a couple more thrusts before he released inside of me. He gave a few more sloppy thrusts before pulling out and collapsing on top of my body, his face in the crook of my neck again, placing little kisses against it. My hands running through his hair, we were both too tired to realise the one mistake we made, the one thing we forgot.



eveningspirit  asked:

By the way, in one of your ramblings a few days ago, you said something about parallels between Thomas and John. I don't mean to be pushy or anything, but if you could elaborate? If you have a moment... And want to... I'm new to Black Sails and even if it was discussed, at some point, I wasn't here. And I'm really curious... thanks. *.*

sure thing!!! :’’)

just to clarify though, bc I think my wording may have been misleading: when I said “silver/thomas parallels” as they relate to the ways in which silverflint becoming canon would already be entirely supported/set up by the narrative, I was referring more to similarities between Flint x Thomas and Flint x Silver as relationships rather than silver and thomas as characters >:) so, that’s what I’m going to elaborate on below! sorry if that’s not what you were looking for/if the relationship parallels are already obvious to you :3 (if you are interested in thinking more about character similarities, though, THIS GIFSET may be helpful!)

*clears throat* ANYWAY!!! more of me blabbering about Flint/Thomas and Silverflint things under the cut O:)

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anonymous asked:

Ok but why does Waverly say Nicole's voicemail was sweet? How do you say "your sister, boss and dumbass boyfriend are in a hostage situation," in a way that is sweet (and, let's be honest, probably flirty).

Nicole walked away from Dolls, nervously twirling his cell phone in her hand.

It was just a simple call.

No big deal.

All she had to do was tell her crush that her sister, boss, and no-good boyfriend were being held hostage by three lunatics.

Easy peasy.

She took a deep breath, activated the phone’s touchscreen and selected Waverly’s number from Dolls’ contact list.

“Keep it short. Sweet. Professional,” Nicole muttered to herself. It was just Waverly. Kind, adorable Waverly with the 100-watt smile that made Nicole feel like she was floating up into the clouds. “Nothin’ to it.”

She thought of her mom, who could put anyone at ease while delivering bad news with nothing more than a smile and a well-chosen anecdote. If she could do it, so could Nicole. Nodding, she placed the phone to her ear and listened to it ring and ring and ring. Her nerves started to get the best of her the longer Waverly didn’t pick up and she grimaced when the call went to voicemail.


You have three new messages. To listen to your new messages, press 1.

Hey babe. I’m gonna be late to dinner. Gotta run to the surplus store with Shorty to get a clamp for my tow hook. But when I’m done, I’ve got another tow hook that could definitely use some clamping. Get it? Clamp–

Deleted. Next message.  

Hi Waverly. It’s Nicole. Um, Officer Haught. So, you’re probably wondering how I got your number. Well, Deputy Marshall Dolls gave me his phone because… [clears throat] Did you know the Energizer Bunny got arrested? Yeah, he was charged with a battery. [Nervous chuckle, a pause, then something that sounds suspiciously like a hand smacking a forehead] I’m sorry. That was a terrible joke, wasn’t it? It was. My, uh, my mama always told me to break bad news with a joke. You know, get one last laugh in before you possibly ruin someone’s day. And, well, that seems like horrible advice right now. Or maybe my execution just needs work and…  Shit, I’m rambling. Okay, so there’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just say it. Maybe you’ll want to sit… or not… whichever you’re most comfortable with…but, uh, Wynonna’s in a hostage situation at the surplus store. With Shorty. And, um, Champ. And I know that’s alarming!  I’d tell you not to worry, but you’d probably worry anyway. Hell, I would. But I want you to know that the Sheriff and the Deputy Marshall are here and we’re all gonna do everything we can to bring them home safely. Which is probably small comfort at this point, I know, but everything’s gonna be just fine. I promise. If you need to reach me, I’m at 555-0145. Bye.

This message will be saved for 30 days. Next message:

Baby girl, it’s me. Just wanted to let you know I’m safe. But I’ve got some…some news you’re not gonna like. [Sniffles.] Meet me at… at Shorty’s. Gus needs to be there too.

Waverly disconnected the voicemail, stomach queasy both from worry and relief as she processed what she’d just heard. Wynonna, thankfully, was fine. But what about Shorty and Champ? What if something happened to the officers who tried to rescue them? To Nicole?

She stared at her phone for several seconds, debating over who to call back first. Her thumb hovered over the redial button of the number Nicole had used to call her. And as much as she wanted to press down, she knew it wasn’t Nicole she had to contact.

Fingers numb, Waverly dialed Wynonna’s number instead and anxiously waited for her sister to pick up, heart beating just a little bit faster as thoughts of a particular deputy nevertheless kept going and going and going through her mind.

xamberry  asked:

For the "Fic Meme - Texts from last night": sterek + (609) :I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.

“Dude, you are never going to believe what happened to me today,” Stiles exclaims as he walks into the apartment.

“You met a unicorn. No wait, you finally learned how to pick after yourself,” Derek snarks from his place on the couch.  Derek looks around at their living room judgingly. “Oh wait, that definitely can’t be it.”

“Ha. Ha. Very funny,” Stiles replies as he flops down on the couch next to Derek. “You chose to live with me remember.”

“I guess.” Derek closes his book so he can listen to Stiles.  “So, what happened to you?”

“Well, so I was standing in line in Starbucks talking on the phone to Lydia and she was telling me about her professor who hit on her who she’s currently successfully slaying and making sure his ass never teaches again, rightfully so.”

Derek rests a hand on Stiles’ ankle and strokes it gently. “I’m assuming that wasn’t big event.”

“No, right, anyways, so I say that he sounds like the epitome of a middle aged fuckboy. At which point, I’m pretty sure the guy behind me was laughing at that point so I get off the phone with Lydia and the guy goes ‘middle aged fuckboy, huh? You must be talking about Peter Hale.’” Stiles gestures like Derek should find this hilarious, but Derek just shrugs.

“I mean the point is I wasn’t, but still, the fact that your uncle has made a name for himself as a fuckboy is hilarious.”

“I’ve learned to only have the worst expectations for him so it doesn’t surprise me anymore.”

“That’s sad, man.”

Derek shrugs and goes to open his book again figuring Stiles is down.

He reads for about half a page before Stiles sighs heavily.

Derek glances at him. “You okay?”

Stiles hums noncommittally. “Do you think that’s going to be me someday?”

“What? Bitching about middle aged fuckboys? Probably. I can’t imagine you’ll ever stop that,” Derek teases.

“Well, that, but I mean will I become a middle aged fuckboy? It’s not like any of my relationships last more than a couple months. And they all act like it’s my fault when it ends, like I shouldn’t have been with them if I wasn’t serious.” Stiles pulls his feet closer to his body, curling in on himself.

“Were you?” Derek asks turning to watch Stiles carefully.


“Were you serious about them?”

Stiles runs his fingers through his hair, pulling a little. “I think so.  I tried to be.  It’s just, it wasn’t right. I think I know what would be right, but it’s not an option.”

That’s a lie.

Stiles definitely knows what would be right.

It’s this, right here.

Him and Derek.

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anonymous asked:

I know you haven't written this in a whike, but maybe a hospital!AU drabble? It's my favorite universe :)

you’re trying to remember how many mac n cheese sliders you had at dinner because you feel like you’re going to throw up and you know it’s not because of your excess of appetizers but that’s easier to process than, well.

yousef—your very cute, very smart date, who had taken you on the train from providence to new york city to see a live reading by david sedaris and hang out with a few of your friends at columbia—is entirely oblivious, and you’re not holding hands but if you were he would probably feel yours shaking. they’re a little numb, though, and you probably stop moving and breathing for a moment before he looks over at you, probably to share a really cool fact, and you like him, you really do, but then he stops.

‘hey,’ he says, and you meet his eyes and muster up what is apparently a terrible effort of a smile, because he frowns a little. ‘are you okay?’

‘yeah,’ you try to get out, and your voice catches a little, and you want to rub your eyes because this feels entirely surreal: there’s a girl, probably ten feet away from you, and it has to be lexa. you recognize the set of her shoulders and the way she holds her head—chin lifted, just slightly, to combat her pretty features and her soft voice, because she’s brilliant and wants to never be dismissed. her hair is different than your lexa, and the thought makes your heart drop a little: it’s shorter, falling just above her shoulders, wild and soft and you still want to run your hands through it.

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merlinobsessionist  asked:

ok so based on LOT pilot. imagine gideon mentioning barry because she cares about him and the others being like what and rip goes to stop her but before he can she says how she's sad that he has to die cue reactions and possible plots to save him? or just plain angst and then meeting barry and realizing he knew all along and more angst (but then they save him anyway cause they make their own fates and shit)

Ahhh but what could they say to prompt her to reveal that he dies? Gideon tends not to offer extra information (though occasionally she was a little judgy toward eobard, lololol). They would have to ask directly about Barry’s fate, wouldn’t they? 

“So how do we all die, then, Gideon?” 

“I’m sorry, I am unable to provide you with information about your own fates. The captain has forbidden me from telling you about your futures.” 

“The Captain,” Len scoffs.

Sarah glances at the AI. “So what can you tell us?”

“I can inform you about future events that do not directly involve you.”

Leonard leans back, “like about the Flash? You could tell us how he dies?”

“April 25th, 2024 – the Flash vanishes in Crisis, never to be seen again.”

They all go still. Len just meant it as an example, he wasn’t actually – he feels like ice. That’s less than ten years away. Ten years is better than two, it’s all relative, but that’s…

“What is ‘Crisis’?” Stein asks, bringing Len back to reality. 

“Crisis is the result of time paradoxes and dimensional rifts. I cannot provide further details as it may pertain some of you in this room.”

Mick grunts, glancing around. “This is bullshit.”

Leonard can’t help but agree. Sara is looking a little somber, Jax is obviously queasy, and the Hawks aren’t around for this conversation anyway, which is probably for the best. Stein’s the only one who doesn’t seem too upset. “This is fascinating. An AI that can tell us about the future, and about time rifts and paradoxes.”

“And about how people die,” Leonard cuts in, glaring.

Stein’s expression softens a little. “When you get to be my age, Leonard, you come to terms with death. I’ve had many friends pass on, by now. As for Mr. Allen, saving the world is how he would want to go. He didn’t run into a black hole for nothing.” He isn’t okay with it. But people like Barry, like Ronnie… Martin understands. He will mourn Barry’s passing, if he’s still around, but they all have a number, and it runs up for all of them, at some point.

“Allen, huh?” Mick glances at Leonard, and Len glares at Stein, who looks mildly put out.

“Oh for the love of – he didn’t know yet?”

“Some of us know how to keep our traps shut.”

“Well, it’s a common last name.”

“This that Barry kid who hangs out around STAR Labs?”

Len rolls his eyes heavenward. At least he can blame this on Stein. Jax is the one to reply, “Barry’s tight. Real nice guy, lies for shit though.”

Mick grunts, “you’re both just kids.”

And that’s the crux of it, isn’t it – Barry’s just a kid? He’ll be dead before he’s even Len’s age now. “Gideon?”

“Yes, Leonard?”

“The timeline, this ‘Crisis’ – can it be changed?”

“Yes, Leonard.”

He nods, glances around. “How about it? We’re supposed to be legends, right? Gotta’ start somewhere.” 

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OMG so much feels!...you guys should also read--<p/><b>Kakashi:</b> not now trollshimoto, I have answers I need questioned.<p/><b>Kishimoto:</b> It's kishi.Kishimoto,and I think what you actually meant to say was: "questions i need answered"?<p/><b>Kakashi:</b> Now...don't get all cocky of me just because you think you're the writer of this Manga!<p/><b>Kishi:</b> eh? But I am the writer...<p/><b>Kakashi:</b> shhhhhh<p/><b>Kakashi:</b> *turns to Sasuke* now, as I was saying...<p/><b>Sasuke:</b> *not there anymore*<p/><b>Kakashi:</b> WHAT? Where did Mr. "duck's-butt-hair" go? He still hasn't answered Sensei's question!<p/><b>Naruto:</b> I dunno, he said something like: *changes voice to sasuke* "those may just be chains from our failed past" and then ran away like a ninja while half-crying-half-blushing.<p/><b>Kakashi:</b> ?ah! "and naruto" how long have you been there?<p/><b>Naruto:</b> NOW THAT'S JUST RUDE!<p/><b>Kakashi:</b> oh sorry it's just that you were irrelevant atm.<p/><b>Naruto:</b> hah? I was the one who has seen more ss moments I'll have you know!<p/><b>Kakashi:</b> Naruto, have I ever told you how relevant you were?<p/><b>Naruto:</b> you changed your mind pretty quickly...eh -_-<p/><b>Kakashi:</b> oh common Naruto, don't be like that. Tell your most beloved Sensei what he wants to know, mmh?<p/><b>Naruto:</b> now I'm not sure about "most beloved"; but I'll tell you anyway just so you don't say I'm irrelevant to all of this...<p/><b></b> There was that time when he wanted to die for her and wanted me to carry her and run with her as fast and far as I could no matter what happened while telling me how dear she was to him; but of coarse I immediately took the spotlight away from him because I'm the protagonist and I'm suppose to save people...,anyways there was also this time where sakura was worried for him and I had no idea what was going on but<p/><b>Kakashi:</b> pfft third wheel<p/><b>Naruto:</b> I wasn't!<p/><b></b> He just admitted that "only she" could convince him of anything with the exception of revenge!... which was kinda of weird because despite having said this the moron still planned on dying, throwing away his dream just so "she could live"...<p/><b>Kishimoto:</b> well I did say that sakura ("the girl who filled "his heart(lonely existence)" with the emotion called "LOVE"") was a "precious" person he was supposed to protect...duhhh that's why he broke a guy's arms for touching her, and the only one who could calm him down was sakura "by hugging him". Hello? Anyone remember that?<p/><b>Kakashi:</b> and then... "naruto"?<p/><b>Kishimoto:</b> (was I just ignored?)<p/><b>Naruto:</b> when sakura hugged him at the hospital he made an expression that made me feel like I didn't belong in the room so I left<p/><b>Kakashi:</b> See...!third wheel!<p/><b>Naruto:</b> -_-<p/><b>Naruto:</b> *sarcastic laugh* Ha-Ha-Ha! Not so much, because later the idiot was jealous of me and decided to fight me(almost kill me)...and part of it was triggered because of sakura's grateful smile towards me...and despite wanting to chidori "me" to enter true darkness like itachi wanted him to...when Sakura got in between... he suddenly got scared!<p/><b>Kakashi:</b> welp I always knew he had a crush on her...he probably also feels strongly about her if not cutting his ties with her wouldn't have been so hard back then...<p/><b>Hagoromo:</b> love is a complicated thing...<p/><b>Kakashi:</b> you still here?.<p/><b>Hagoromo:</b> I was just leaving<p/><b>Kishimoto:</b> 685 anyone? I threw sasuke in that dimension for the purpose of eyesex, and to catch him in his cold act...let's not forget that i--<p/><b>Kakashi:</b> oh can you just be quiet!?<p/><b>Kishimoto:</b> Oh so now you're not ignoring me, huh?<p/><b>Kakashi:</b> You killed Rin! I hate you! *kicks him back to his original dimension*<p/><b>Naruto:</b> Ooo-Kaay?? Now that Sakura's words have shaken Sasuke's soul... I'm going to punch some sense into him and finally bring him back...cause that's pretty much what this story is about "when love doesn't work, punch your friend in the face until he realizes it does"<p/><b>Sasuke:</b> *from the distance* he sure is taking his time<p/><b>Naruto:</b> (my sasuke senses are tingling) *runs away like a ninja*<p/><b>Hagoromo:</b> I hope those boys get their love back...*looks at Sakura* especially Sasuke...that bootay is fine...*starts to disappear*<p/><b>Kakashi:</b> What bootay is fine? Wait, wait, waaaaaiiiit...ah aaaand he left...<p/><b>Kakashi:</b> *sighs* we don't get paid well enough...<p/><b>Sakura:</b> *suddenly wakes up from a genjutsu cast by the current strongest sharingan user* you think...?<p/></p>
Dave works at olive garden hahaha

The waiters at your local chain “Italian” restaurant which will not be named have probably dealt with a lot of shit. Like, you can’t even fathom the insane amount of steaming shit every soul employed at that franchise probably has to deal with, which is why when you hate yourself more than usual and find yourself in one of these Ameritalian monstrosities munching on another basket of bottomless oil-and-salt-and-garlic-flavored packing foam wands with your creepy juggalo of a former boyfriend and struggling to distinguish one pile of slop as being more desirable than the rest of the equally off-putting piles of slop on the sticky menu one afternoon, you are simultaneously filled with a sense of queasiness and amusement when none other than Dave motherfucking Strider waltzes up to the table with a forced smile on his face and a black apron around his waist.

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theres-somethingunderneathmy-bed  asked:

So I have no one to rant to and I figured you'd be the best person.I'm watching the order of the Phoenix once again and I've always thought of this but I just now am noticingHarry has such a bad attitude towards everyone and especially Ron and I feel like that's the reason Ron acted the way he did in deathly hollows and all the other books and movies where he wasn't as nice to harry. I feel like Ron just got tired of being pushed around by every body and he just kind of went off. Your opinion?

I MEANT TO ANSWER THIS PRIVATELY IM SORRY, I answered the rest privately, hopefully you see this one Dx

sorry to the blog as well, it wont let me put a read more 

I can absolutely see that, but here is my take on Ronald. I feel like I get him, he is probably the character I am most like. (Ron hate hurts me on a personal level too even though I know thats stupid lol) but Ron is never #1, he is the last of all his brothers and the child right before the daughter his mother had been trying for, for years. (I mean lets be honest, the reason he was born was because fred and george weren’t a daughter) Literally being #1 in something is his deepest most desperate desire, thats what he saw in the mirror. Little 11 year old Ron was just tired of not being good enough. And then he goes and makes friends with harry freaking potter. Who he is overshadowed by again, not completely. I think Ron was happy Harry didn’t know much about things because it gave him a purpose and something to shine at, but as time went on we all know Harry out did him in practically every way. He was better at spells, he had money, he was famous. Of course Harry would rather have everything Ron had, but when you’ve got such a deep seeded desire it sort of blinds you to things like that, and it certainly did Ron. Which is why he snapped in GoF, because he’d wanted to go in WITH Harry. He wanted to include him in the ‘get into the tournament’ scheme, so when it seemed like Harry had done it on his own, to leave him out, to be better than him yet again… I mean. It struck a chord, a deeply buried secret chord, I understood it completely. And then in Deathly Hallows all those feelings came back, his self worth was in question yet again, he had a horcrux whispering to him over and over that he would always be second best in everything. The things he’d been feeling and trying to tamp down his entire life were magnified by this evil and not only that, but now there was Hermione. But why would she want him, second best, of course she’d want Harry. He was worthless and useless, what had he even done to help on their quest? His darkest fears were being pressed on him and it broke him. In the moment he was at his weakest, it became too much to bear.

Dumbledore could see that in him, he knew he would need guidance more than the others because his doubt wasn’t so much in their mission or their tasks or their knowledge, it was in himself. Hermione knows shes brilliant, Harry knows he’s the chosen one. Ron didnt have a specific role, so he felt he didn’t bring anything to the table, that he was a dead weight. But bless his heart he figured it out in the end. ;_;

so, anyway, I don’t think Harrys specific attitude towards Ron was a major factor in his actions. I think he understood that Harry was going through stuff in OotP, some pretty crap stuff, I mean he was a teenage boy hearing voices and seeing visions and training to take down the dark lord. It was some intense shit, I don’t think he faulted him for it. I certainly don’t fault him for it. His attitude annoyed me as well but I understood it. sooo yeah, thats my opinion lol

watching reflekta
  • (it has been literally seventeen years since the last one, forgive me)
  • photography dude: look-a at-a the-a camera-a
  • *in the distance*
  • adrien: *laughs*
  • marinette: thank u god for blessing me with this sunshine i am so thankful he is in my life god bless
  • marinette: and i'm even gonna be in a PHOTO WITH HIM??? this is too much
  • alya: you're in the same class
  • alya: god u need more help than i thought
  • juleka: at least you know you'll be in the photo
  • marinette: lol wut
  • juleka: *explains tragic backstory about not being able to take pictures which is super relatable like tbh*
  • marinette: don't worry fam i gotchu i'mma make sure your emo ass is in this picture
  • juleka: thnks
  • photography dude: alright-a kids-a let's-a get-a in-a place-a
  • marinette: i swear upon all that is holy-
  • *more children get in place for el pic pic*
  • photography dude: fuck-a off-a
  • adrien: *casually models*
  • marinette: god DAMN
  • photography dude: oh-a my-a goodness-a i-a almost-a forgot-a the-a emo-a child-a can-a stand-a by-a sunshine-a boy-a
  • chloe: *is a bitch and tries to fuKING CLIMB OVER JULEKA*
  • marinette: not again gdi
  • chloe: shut up marinette
  • adrien: don't talk to my girlfriend like that
  • adrien: *whispers to himself* that was a close one agreste
  • chloe: *is a bitch again*
  • adrien: *sighs*
  • marinette: *sighs*
  • the entire universe: *sighs*
  • photography dude: oh-a no-a it-a looks-a like-a my-a camera-a has-a run-a out-a film-a brb-a
  • juleka: can i go take an angsty poop?
  • mme bustier: i don't see why not
  • chloe @sabrina: make sure she doesn't come back mwahahaha
  • *in the bathroom*
  • juleka: *taking a shit in peace*
  • sabrina: *finds an extremely conveniently placed chair just chilling in the bathroom, like??? what kind of school just casually has chairs in the bathrooms? must be a french thing*
  • sabrina: *presses the chair against the handle to the stall so juleka can't get out*
  • juleka: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
  • juleka: literally lol
  • *back at el photo photo thing*
  • chloe: *frikin like does some weird ass shimmy jump thing to land beside adrien*
  • marinette: get tf away from my boo
  • adrien @chloe: how did u even get here you were like quite a ways away how
  • chloe: shhh shhh speak not of the past shhhh *grabs adriens face and points it towards the camera*
  • *photo is taken*
  • marinette: wait! we have to retake it! juleka wasn't here
  • adrien&otherclassmates: o yeah wasn't she taking a shit or something
  • phography dude: okay-a lunch-a break-a so-a i-a can-a eat-a my-a feelings-a in-a pizza-a
  • *in the bathroom*
  • rose: *sees the blocked off stall* O SHIT WADDUP
  • rose: *frees emo child*
  • juleka: *gross sobbing* *flees from the bathroom*
  • rose: did u even wash your hands...ya nasty
  • *le rose tells le marinette that le juleka was locked in le bathroom and they need to redo le picture*
  • hawkmoth: hey there angsty child boy can i relate to you ahaha i have my own inner demons
  • *swaggy cool akumaaa*
  • marinette: lol time to go steal dat camera
  • tikki: first y'all were stealing phones, now y'all be stealing cameras, da fuk be next?
  • marinette: *sneakity sneak*
  • chloe: *records marinette sneakity sneaking* hah bitch
  • chloe&sabrina: *walk into the office where marinette is*
  • marinette: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
  • *meanwhile reflekta be transforming people to look like her and shiz which isn't a bad look for most of them tbh, i'm looking @ u andre bourgeois*
  • hawkmoth: nICE, it won't be long now until ladybug and chat noir show up to show their face
  • hawkmoth:
  • hawkmoth:
  • hawkmoth: wait that's like the same thing fICK
  • adrien: o boi o boi time to save the day
  • *cat boy has arrived*
  • chat noir: hmm the exit is blocked
  • nino: *opens a door* OMG YOU GUYS LOOK IT'S CHAT NOIR
  • chat noir: boi u just gave away my hiding spot gdi if you weren't my only friend i'd mess u up
  • reflekta: *transforms chat noir*
  • chat noir: thIS BITCH
  • *meanwhile marinette manages to steal chloe bitchwad's phone i s2g this child need so much help she's going to prison one of these days*
  • *also a wild ladybug appears*
  • chat noir: *sees lb and reflekta fighting*
  • chat noir: i may look like lady gaga rn but i can't let my lady get hurt
  • chat noir: *tries to walk and falls down*
  • chat noir: i should just give up now
  • *more fighting with lb and reflekta*
  • chat noir: *saves ladybug from a close encounter and reflekta flees the fuK outta there*
  • chat noir: lol hi my lady
  • ladybug: chat noir?
  • chat noir: yeah hi lol it's me chat noir thank goodness you didn't recognize me as adrien bc that would have been awkward hah
  • ladybug: is that really you
  • chat noir: yeah can't you tell by my swagger
  • ladybug: #stop
  • chat noir: anyways we gotta deakumatize that emo child
  • ladybug: wut u gonna do, throw ur shoes at her?
  • chat noir: dOHNT SASS MEH
  • *so much teasing between the two and them being adorable aS FRICK*
  • ladybug: *grabs chat and yoyos the fuck outta there*
  • *reflekta transforming people elsewhere*
  • ladybug: *sends a message to paris for how she's gonna defeat reflekta, which reflekta conveniently sees*
  • ladybug: lol now reflekta will come here
  • chat noir: and fall right into my claws *kisses lb's hand*
  • ladybug: *DOESN'T WITHDRAW HER HAND* you mean your nails
  • *reflekta trolls lb and shit noir*
  • chat noir: *jumps in front of ladybug to keep her from getting hit by one of reflekta's zappy zap zaps*
  • chat noir: *with a very pained expression* it's okay, i already look like shit, so i can't get worse lol
  • ladybug: *WITH THE MOST FUCKING SINCERE VOICE* thanks m8
  • *fighting fighting and deakumatization*
  • *peeps gettin changed back to their old selves including chat noir who turns back into chat noir bUT HOW GR8 WOULD IT HAVE BEEN IF HE TURNED BACK INTO ADRIEN*
  • ladybug@chatnoir: *DAAAAAAAMN LADYBUG BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE SINCERE VOICE* you were pretty frikin swaggy today
  • chat noir: and with those shoes tho
  • juleka: where? the? hell? am? i?
  • ladybug: ayo andre can u take my homegirl back to her school
  • mayor bourgeois: yeah buddy
  • ladybug: gotta blast
  • chat noir: @god thank u so much for this beautiful opportunity i will never take my life for granted again i am so blessed so so blessed rn my prayers have finally been answered thank u
  • *back at the hellhol-i mean school*
  • marinette: lol i probably shouldn't have stolen this
  • tikki: thank god you've changed ur criminal ways i was preeeetty worried there ngl
  • photography dude: i-a don't-a know-a we-a don't-a really-a have-a time-a for-a that-a
  • marinette: yeh but i know for a fact that adrien looks really good in the lighting in the park so
  • photography dude: shit-a you're-a right-a let's-a fucking-a go-a
  • *children at the park in their spots for el picture, geddit? spots? bc ladybug? i'm hilarious*
  • adrien: *leans in rIGHT NEXT TO MARI* lol this was a good idea how did u know i look really good in this lighting
  • marinette: *sweating* ahahaha, lucky guess?
  • (geddit? lucky? bc she's ladybug? and is lucky? i am on FIRE TODAY)
  • chloe: *in the distance watching them* psshhhh like i would even want to *sniffles* be in *tears up* that photo *a single tear rolls down her cheek*
  • *and then the class takes some beautiful photos that hurt my heart every time bc they so pure and alSO ADRIEN AND MARINETTE SITTING BY EACH OTHER ON A BENCH THIS IS TOO MUCH*

2011: Tom and Susannah are public with their relationship. They attend events together, kiss on the red carpet, he mentions her in passing during interviews, all that coupley stuff.

Quotes from Tom during 2011:

-‘I’d rather live my life than worry about it being filmed.’
-'Better to be frowned upon and stay alive than to be respectable and like the living dead.’

2011/2012: Tom and Susannah break up.

2012 - 2016: Tom is very private about his love life. He may have dated Jane and Lizzie but he never confirms.

Quotes from Tom during this period:

- 'I understand the curiosity. I hope one day when there’s really something to write home about I’ll be able to talk.’ (2013)
- 'Do the work, enjoy the work, take it seriously, don’t take yourself seriously, and keep your head down! Nobody else needs to know anything more - and in a way, they really don’t want to.’ (2013/4)
- 'Some things have to remain sacred.’ (April 2016, when asked about Lizzie, who he assumedly had already parted from at this point)

I understand why people are upset. If you look at the quotes between 2012 and earlier this year it does at first glance seem like he’s gone back on his word and is a hypocrite.

But I think the reaction is actually an overreaction, and is conveniently ignoring other factors and events which may have influenced this 'hypocrisy’.

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Preventative Measures

AN: Pitch has me all sorts of fucked, okay? Moreover, Ginny and Mike are a mess but I love it. He’s a mess. He just… Mike Lawson is a mes. And so, I was inspired. 

I haven’t written in a while, and those of you who follow my writing are probably rolling your eyes at me so hard. IM SORRY lol. But here we are. It’s 2:15 in the morning and I just had a SHIT TON of feels. 

Enjoy this mess. Lol. 

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Don’t Insult Her Fitz

Written for @eclecticmuses, because of reasons. Much, much <3.
Prompt #31, from this list: “If he’s going to treat you like shit, I’m going to kick his ass.” 
Rated G. FitzSimmons. Undefined Sci-Ops AU.

“If he’s going to treat you like shit,” Simmons growled, fighting against where Fitz was holding her fast around the waist, “I’m going to kick his arse.”

“Simmons!” He hissed her name and unceremoniously dragged her back around the brick-laid corner, hiding them from prying gazes beneath the building’s evening shadows. Undeterred by his iron grip, she struggled against his hold.

“Let me go, Fitzopold!” She swung one of her arms forward in a half punch, only succeeding in elbowing him weakling in the shoulder. “Before he gets away!“

“You’re drunk,” he pointed out, holding her steady until she slumped grumpily against the brick wall. “'No play fighting while drunk’ is one of Sci-Ops’ first rules of field combat training.”

“It is not,” she muttered, whacking him half-heartedly on the shoulder. “He’s an arse.”

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