i feel like it makes me look manly

u know whats great? that lance has honestly taught me that its okay to be a guy and care about beauty, that its not just a feminine thing and even if it was that there’s nothing wrong with that! 

the only other times in movies or tv i’ve see a man wear a face mask or pamper himself is when someones using it for humor- haha look at that guy, he’s not manly at all! he must be gay! thats not something boys do!

lance enjoys pampering himself and feeling pretty and it’s not just used as joke, it’s a part of his nature and no one else points it out or scoffs at it

that just makes me really happy and honestly that precious boy has allowed me to accept certain parts of myself i didn’t at first 

you can be a boy and have a beauty routine, you can take care of your skin, its a relief finally seeing that validated and i really appreciate the voltron writers for giving us this part of lance, because it’s so so important! i love him!

Feminine Who? -Yugyeom (Got7)

Y’all here we go again smh! These have me bent outta shape because I really do not understand how anyone could possibly see Yugyeom as “girly”. Like come on now use your B R A I N..


Ok first up, feminine where cause really where I don’t see it?

Originally posted by magiccastles

Like god damn boy lemme speak to your momma

Originally posted by chichangyu

Feminine h o w.. god dern I’m in love

Originally posted by j-miki

Let’s all take a moment of silence to appreciate how sexy and manly he looks

Originally posted by captain-kook

He may have a baby face but we all know what’s really not babyish about him ;)

Originally posted by chattyang

DO Y’ALL SEE THIS FINE ASS PIECE OF M A N 

Originally posted by jackseunie

“You make me feel like i’m living a teenage dream the way you turn me on” -Katy Perry

Originally posted by datyugyummy

Feminine when?

Originally posted by umma-jy

Next time I hear someone say he looks like a girl they’re gonna get smacked the hell up, that’s disrespectful

Originally posted by yugyeomism

Ok I lied this is real disrespect

Originally posted by yu-gyummy

“Oh baby baby, baby baby” - Salt-N-Pepa

Originally posted by thekpopquartet

Why is he so fine?

Originally posted by jookyunhoe

Feminine when? Oh right.. Never

Originally posted by taekwiin

Hey there.. Ya gotta nice neck ;)

Originally posted by chattyang

Is it hot in here? Or is it just him?

Originally posted by incessantcomposition

I’m seriously laughing omg skkssksks but really ppl don’t come for his neck.. EVER

-Admin Lia

Coffee Blues (Logan Howlett x Reader)

Request: Could you do a fluff piece with Logan/Wolverine where him and the reader spend all morning talking, drinking coffee, and enjoying time together as a married couple? -Anon

A/N: MASTERLIST

Word Count: 587

Warnings: Fluff

Tags: @doctorwhoandrory @harishaanne @xloudwhocares @thelonelyshe-wolf @5secondsofcraziness 


Logan’s arm tightened around your arm. You opened your arms gently to see Logan sleeping next to you. You smiled as you saw that he was safe and relaxed. His day consisted of him training, working and insulting anyone who pisses him off.

You felt something trickling down your naval. You uncovered the sheet to see three small scars across your stomach. You got out of the bed and went in front of the mirror to see the small scars. You wiped the blood off with some cotton  wool, wrapped a bandage around your stomach and went back in bed

“Good morning.” You whispered as you saw Logan opening his beautiful eyes and smiled. “Morning bub.” You both giggled. He placed a kiss on your forehead. You wrapped your legs around his waist as he pulled you closer. “Did you sleep well?” You asked as you knew he had nightmares. You didn’t blame him, he couldn’t control his dreams. There had been some accidents concerning his claws but you didn’t mind (unless he impaled you).

“It was amazing.” He laid on his back and you took the opportunity to rest your head on his chest, hearing his heart beat. He wrapped an arm around your and gave you a light squeeze, pressing another kiss on your head. “You want coffee?” You asked as your fingers twirled around his chest hair. He nodded. “Let me go and make some.” You said.

As soon as he uncovered both of you from the sheets, he noticed the bandage. “Y/N…please tell me I didn’t.” Logan’s eyes were glued on the bandage.

“Logan relax…they’re just small scars. No biggie.” Logan gently lifted you up to sit and slowly unwrapped the bandage to reveal three scars that were somewhat deep. “No Y/N…it is a biggie. What if we plan about having a family and this happens -” Logan was stopped in midsentence when you pressed your lips to his. “Logan I’m fine.” You pressed your forehead to his.

“Two sugars please.” You giggled. You felt Logan chuckling; he got up from bed and started preparing your coffee first. You wrapped the bandage back on. “Do you have any lessons today?” You asked him. You admired his muscular bare back and naked ass as he reached for the sugar.

“No. I told Charles to give me a leave. We need to spend some more time together.” You felt like melting. You looked down at your wedding ring and smiled. Logan turned his head to look at you. “Still can’t believe it?” He asked.

“No.” Logan handed you your warm coffee. He laid next to you and wrapped an arm around you. “I’m so lucky to have you.” You sipped on your coffee and put it on your bedside table. You straddled him and nuzzled your face in his neck, his manly scent making you feel all warm and cosy on the inside. You laid down on his chest and smiled as your eyes met his.

“I’m sorry again about your scars sweetheart.”

“I’m still alive Logan and I’m with you…that’s what matters to me.” You closed your eyes, hearing his heartbeat. Logan slowly scratched your back, sending shivers down your spine and putting you slowly back into your slumber.

You looked up to Logan to see him sipping on your mug. “That’s my coffee!” You moaned. “You left it on the bedside table. Such a shame to let it get cold.” He said as he continued sipping on your coffee. “Ah! That’s good.”

Misdialed

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 13 (2.0) PART 14 END

Text series with last part as a fan fiction - can be read alone

AO3 version

Word count: 9,787

Paring: Jungkook x reader

Warning: Super fluff, cliche, gross gooey, cheesy asf


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anonymous asked:

Hiya. So im genderfluid and having a dysphoric day. Any chance for maybe transboy dean being comforted by cas??? Maybe someone calls him a girl by mistake and it just hits him?

Aw I’m sorry :( that sucks. I’ll try my best!

___

Dean had been having an okay day. They were at Cas’s parents house for the fourth of July weekend and things had been going great.

“I’m sorry Cas, but I hate your asshole sister,” Dean said, rubbing at the tear tracks left on his face.

“I know, baby. I’m sorry. She said she wasn’t coming and then showed up at the last minute,” Cas replied, pulling Dean into his arms.

“I just… Why does she insist on calling me your girlfriend? I’m here in my swim trunks, I don’t even have boobs anymore, like what is her problem?” Dean mumbled into Cas’s neck.

“I’m so sorry, Dean. I don’t think she did it on purpose,” Cas said.

“Not trying hard enough to not call me your girlfriend is a conscious choice,” Dean said, frowning. He crossed his arms and pulled away from Cas, “It’s fourth of July, we’re meant to be having fun.”

“I didn’t mean to make excuses for her, babe. I just don’t think she’s being malicious.”

“It feels like she is,” Dean said, “I know I still have kinda girly eyes and lips, but like… I look like a dude, more now that ever! Right?”

“I’m sorry. You do look like a dude, and your eyes aren’t girly because they’re yours, and you’re not a girl, okay? You have manly eyes that happen to sparkle like emeralds. I don’t know why Hester has so much trouble with this. What can I do to make it better?”

“Let’s have loud gay sex right here,” Dean said.

“No.”

“On her car?”

“No.”

“Okay, final offer, we go to her house and I fuck you in her bed.”

“Dean.”

“Okay, fine. Whatever. I didn’t want to bang you anyways.”

“How about we go enjoy the sunshine, and eat a lot, and prank my brother. I’ll pull Hester aside and let her know what she did and that it’s not okay. She’ll apologize once she realizes, I know she will. Don’t let her ruin your holiday,” Cas said, “And then when we get home later we can have loud gay sex.”

“Hmm…,” Dean said, pouting, “Okay. But I don’t want to talk to her today. She can write me an apology. And also I want chocolates - from her, not you. Although if you want to get me some also, I guess I would be okay with that.”

“Alright, deal. I’ll make it happen. Wanna go eat hot dogs suggestively?” Cas asked.

“Hell yeah,” Dean replied, taking Cas by the hand and leading the way out into the back yard. 

anonymous asked:

I noticed you gave your oc a bit of stubble. When dis this happen and why?

Since I started growing a lil bit of facial hair!

I kinda like it, makes me feel rugged and manly, raaaar.

But yeah, I think it looks good on whatsapony’s design.


Monsta X reaction to you randomly jumping on their back

SHOWNU(Tries to be calm but honestly he’s gonna be shy)

“Hmph!” You suddenly jump on his back, wrapping your legs around his waist. He feels your light body on his back as he tries to process what is happening.

“Your back is warm, Shownu” You mumble, hugging him tightly.

He stays silent, secretly forming a shy smile on his face.


WONHO(flirts around whenever with whatever)

“Do you know you need to pay for jumping on my back?” He tells you, his arms still go around your legs to carry you instead.

“But I am your girlfriend”

“You still need to pay”

“How much?” You asks.

“Just a few kisses on the lips, that’s all” He replies, making you hit his chest with your hand.


MINHYUK(will definitely be playful with you)

He immediately carries your legs around his arms as you wrap your hands on his neck.

“You know what’s going to happen if you suddenly jump on my back?” He asks you.

“What’s going to happen –” 

He swings you around playfully, making you feel like you are about to fall down.

“Put me down, Lee Minhyuk!”


KIHYUN(self confidence gets very high)

You smile looking at his back, as you manage to jump on his back successfully. You hear nothing at first from him so your head snuggle more on his neck.

“I kinda knew you would do this, I mean look at my back, it’s irresistible –”

“Shut up, Kihyun”


HYUNGWON(gets very worried too fast but he actually likes it)

“Yah, what if you fell down doing that?”

“You should have told me first before jumping on my back”

“Luckily I reacted quickly”

When he hears nothing from you, he immediately turn his head, only to see your apologetic face.

“Besides, I’m kinda weak” He says,trying to make you laugh.


JOOHEON(actually gets very shy)

He stops walking for a while when he feels you on his back. He tries to be manly, but fails when you hug him much more tightly.

“Are you getting shy, Jooheon?” You tease him, poking his cheek.

“N-No” He mumbles, actually getting shy over the close contact.

“Sure” You look at him playfully, still hugging him.


I.M(teases you a lot)

“Do you like me that much?”

“You do, right?”

“Look at you hugging me”

“You’re quite heavy though –” 

“Im Changkyun –” 

“I was just kidding, my little baby” He carries you securely, making you blush.

phanographic  asked:

ive been having really bad dysphoria for the past couple days and its awful i feel like im not manly enough bc im pre everything and its just drtfgjtyfgsfx

I know that feeling, it sucks and it seems like it goes on forever. I don’t know about your personal situation but I’ll let you know about some stuff that helps me when I’m feeling dysphoric!

This was longer than I expected it to be but this is 70% of my current trans resources that I felt could help you! If you still need more, check out @theartoftransliness and this amazing post they made. Please stay strong, you are man enough already ❤️ - matt

helping him to remove his make-up~

the dragon ball Z edition

[G-Dragon]

*walks in from a schedule*

[GD] hey Jagi~ *tired smile*

[Y/N] hey boo <3 

[GD] Jagi can you help me take my make-up off?

[Y/N] *laughing* of course I can Pabo… pass me the wet wipes…

*you spend some time helping him clean up*

[Y/N] wow they sure got glitter everywhere… you look like a fairy

[GD] you’re not really helping me feel manly right now…

[Y/N] *laughing* you wear more make-up than me… I’m pretty sure I’m the man in this relationship…

[GD] i’m still pretty though Jagi?

[Y/N] yes Ji~ my beautiful wife-eu *kiss*


[Zico]

[Y/N] why have you got so much make-up on?! did your make-up artist forget you’re a man? *laughing*

[ZC] it’s not funny… it was for a photoshoot…

[ZC] now come here and help me get it all off… *passes you wet wipes*

[Y/N] *goes to wipe his face… finger is assaulted*…yah! *laughing*

*you help him clean his face*

[ZC] thank you Jagi~ <3 is this better now?

*you pause for a moment and dramatically study his face*

[Y/N] *grimace*…maybe we should have just left the make-up on…

*he lies down on the bed in a mood*

[Y/N] jagi~ahhh *you call cutely*

*you climb on top of him and give him cuddles*

[ZC] i love you~ *kiss*

[CREDIT to gif owners - I do not own these gifs]

Monsta X's reaction to their girlfriend not wanting to sit on their lap

Disclaimer: Based on my own personal opinion and my shitty writing skills
Other than that enjoy~



Shownu:  Sometimes Shownu looks a bit clueless but he most definitely is not. If it was one thing that he knew, it was that girls loved to be cuddled on their boyfriend’s lap. So when you’re with your friends at a little social gathering, he’s gonna take the last seat to see what you’re gonna do. He’s gonna smirk internally and watch you stand there awkwardly before patting his lap. As you shake your head he’s gonna tug you by your arm regardless of your protests. He’s gonna have your cute butt planted in his lap and his arms will cage themselves around your waist. When you complain that you might be too heavy, he’s gonna dismiss it all with a shake of his head and a cute eye smile as he places his chin on your shoulder.
“What are you talking about jagi? You’re as light as a feather.”

Wonho:  Wonho will be so pouty about your refusals for you to sit in his lap. If it’s anything he likes, it’s being close to you and having some way to touch you. He’ll beg you and whine for you to come sit until he’s had enough. When you’re at home picking a movie to watch, he’ll randomly grab you and force you onto his lap, his hard chest pressed up against your back, his arms tight around your torso and his nose buried in between your shoulder blades. “See? I like having you this close. Are you comfy?” He’s gonna grin widely, frowning as you try to wiggle out of his grip.“ What do you mean? You’re not heavy at all!” He’ll reassure you in a fit of laughter thinking that your words were absolutely ridiculous , kissing your shoulder and allowing you to make yourself comfortable enough to place the back of your head on his shoulder. 

Minhyuk: Minhyuk is understanding and he won’t force you into sitting on him at all. He wouldn’t make a big situation out of it at all either. He would realize though that you wanted too cuz he’s sharp and he notices the little things about you that you wouldn’t think he would. He would have a plan for you to sit on him though and it would be a gradual thing. It would start off with you just placing your foot on his thigh as you sat and talk and he’ll just draw you in closer. You’ll end up sitting on him without even knowing it one day until you look down with his hands drumming on your thighs and you’ll be like, “Wait, aren’t I heavy?” And he’ll just shake his head no and continue with whatever the two of you were doing. But he’ll be celebrating in his head both about his assumption and his accomplishment of having you cuddled up close to him like this.

Kihyun: When you tell him that you don’t want to sit on his lap because you’re afraid of being too heavy he’s gonna get a little sassy with you. He’ll say something along the lines of, “Yah, did I ask you that? I said come sit here and love me.” He wouldn’t have an ounce of care about what you felt. He wanted you to sit and he’ll make you sit. “Just because I look a little small doesn’t mean I can’t handle you.” He’ll smirk confidently, pulling you into his lap. I feel like he’ll probably even know if you’re not placing all your weight on him too and he’ll whine to you saying that you’re emasculating him and saying that he’s not manly or strong enough to hold his own girlfriend on his lap. In the end you’ll end up getting really comfortable on him and he won’t be able to stop smiling because it would feel like you two passed some kind of milestone in your relationship. He’d be extremely proud of himself for persuading you and you for overcoming your little fear and trusting his word that you weren’t heavy at all.

Hyungwon: I can see him sitting on your lap or placing his head on your thighs a lot but then one day it will occur to him that you never sit on him. “Jagi, how come I’m always the one to sit on you?” He’ll question out of genuine curiosity and your face will go ablaze now that he has noticed. “It’s not supposed to be like that. You’re supposed to sit on me.” He’ll chuckle, pulling you over to sit on his lap, his eyebrows knitting together as he hears your protests that you think you’re too heavy. “I’ve carried Shownu-hyung on my shoulders and I’ve survived, don’t underestimate the muscles in my legs babe, I’m more of a dancer after all.” He’ll state matter of factly, not taking no for an answer anymore, patting his leg to motion you over to come sit. “This is even better.” He’ll grin nuzzling his face in the  crook of your neck and reassuring you a million times if you asked that you definitely weren’t squishing him or too heavy for him to handle.

Jooheon: Jooheon’s got those thunder thighs and he’s gonna get offended that you haven’t taken the opportunity to sit on him. At the studio, he’s gonna look at you really confused when you come to visit him and instead of sitting on him, you plop yourself onto the floor and make yourself comfortable.“Jagi, these are yours why aren’t you pouncing on me?” He’ll pout as he pats his thighs. He’s another guy that I see likes having his girlfriend close while you two talk about everything at once or nothing at all so he’ll love having you close to him. “What do you mean you might be too heavy? Yah, I have thighs of steel, nobody is too heavy for me come here.” He’ll smile his dimpled smile as he lets you plop yourself onto his lap as you two shared an americano. Once you were seated he’ll drape an arm around your torso and proceed to ask you about your day and would love it if you leaned against him and placed your head on his shoulder as you both talked.

I.M: Changkyun is a really warm, really sweet guy and looks like he favors the quiet a lot. He like the closeness the two of you share while you watch a movie or listen to music or browse your phone for memes, sharing little giggles and kisses in between.He likes being close to you because you’re also a sort of grounding for him when he’s stressed and the assurance that you’re there really clams him. So when you’re at the dorm visiting him and you’re both on the couch, he’s gonna pull you closer to him once the other members are gone. He’ll want to be enveloped by your presence when he’s having a hard time and nothing will soothe him more than you placing your arms around his neck and allowing him to place his forehead against your chest. But the second you tell him you will have to get on soon cuz you might squish him, he’s gonna grip your shirt and shake his head, mumbling something cheesy or funny like that’s his ideal way to die. Of course he’s gonna tell you that you’re worried over trivial things when you could be littering his face with kisses and hugging him.


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anonymous asked:

minicat? :3

Guess who decided it was time to start writing some more of these requests! Yeah it was me! Anyways I hope you like it!

Prompt; “it’s not my birthday”“it’s definitely your birthday”“give me a calendar. It’s not and I’ll prove it to- oh. Never mind. Happy birthday to me.”

I found that prompt on Pinterest so yeah.

Words: 1,063

Warnings! - none
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Wildcat’s POV:

“Mini. Mini. Mini.” I say as I poke the sleeping man on the bed, his once peaceful face scrunching up as he tries to ignore me. Smirking I continue to poke him while repeatedly saying his name as my voice grows louder “Mini. Mini~ Mini! Mini~! Mini!!”

“Fuck off Tyler!” yelled the now annoyed half awake Mini.

Laughing I continue to poke him “you need to wake up Mini~”

“If you continue to poke me you are going to lose a finger” he says as he opens one eye to glare at me.

“But Mini~! Today’s a special day! So you gotta get up!” I tell him smiling as lifts himself from his laying position to instead be in a sitting position.

“What’s so special about today?” he asks as he rubs his eyes to get the sleep out of them.

I stare confused “you don’t remember?” to which I get the answer of Mini shaking his head “it’s your birthday! How did you forget?!” I say laughing.

“It’s not my birthday” Mini says looking straight at me.

“It’s definitely your birthday” I retort with a smile.

“Give me a calendar” quickly I move to grab the one on the wall “it’s not my birthday and I’ll prove it to-” showing him the date he stops mid sentence “oh. Never mind. Happy birthday to me.”

I laugh at his shock filled face “come on Mini, you didn’t actually forget that it was today right?”

“I did..” he says looking way from me blushing.

“You’re a fucking idiot” I say laughing harder which causes him to frown “but that’s why I love you”

He blushed more at my statement but smiles back “love you too Kitty”

“Don’t you fucking dare” I warn “it might be your birthday but you’re still not allowed to call me that!”

He just smirks at me “but it is my birthday. So I get to do whatever I wish today. Isn’t that what you’ve told me before, Kitty?”

Groaning I get off of the bed and throw my hands up in frustration “fine! Whatever!” Taking a deep breath I calm myself down as Mini laughs at me “I made breakfast, so get up birthday boy”

As I walk out of the room I hear Mini attempt to get up but he was still somewhat tangled in the sheets resulting in a ‘thud’ as he hit the floor. Stopping I turn to look back and raise an eyebrow at his slumped form on the ground “you okay?” I ask not really concerned due to this being a regular occurrence.

A muffled “fine” was all I heard as Mini got to his feet and raced past me “Last one there has to do the dishes!”

Rolling my eyes I follow after him in a slower pace. “I wouldn’t have made you do the dishes” I say as I enter the dining room.

“Yeah right Kitty” he says from his seat.

“Yeah you’re right” I agree through gritted teeth, that stupid nickname getting annoying. After taking a seat on the other side of the table I look over to Mini and ask “what do you want to do today?”

“I dunno” came his muffled reply through a mouth full of pancakes.

I snort as I try to hold back my laughter as he coughs as he starts to choke “that’s why you don’t talk with your mouth full, dumbass”

“Thanks for being so concerned” Mini sarcastically mutters after taking two big gulps of water.

“You’re welcome” I tell him as I take a bite of my own food.

Rolling his eyes at me he answers my previous question “I don’t know. I didn’t even know what today was until a few minutes ago”

Laughing I nod “oh right. Well we could go out or something”

He shrugs in response “I don’t really wanna go out”

“We could stay in? Maybe watch some Netflix?” I suggest not having really planned for today.

Mini just shrugs again “I guess”

Concerned I look up from my plate, my gaze focusing in on Mini playing with his food while a frown is on his face. Instantly I become more concerned “Mini? You okay?”

Again another shrug “I guess..”

“What’s wrong?” I asked worriedly, replaying everything that’s happened today in hopes of understanding why Mini was upset.

He sighs shaking his head before placing a smile on his face “nothing Kitty”

“Bullshit. Tell me what’s wrong” I say as I look into his eyes. Not getting a response I add “please Mini”

He sighs again breaking eye contact as he looks down “I dunno, Tyler. I just…I just feel like shit right now”

“Well get up then” I tell him standing up abandoning my food.

Mini looks over to me confused “why?”

“We’re going to go lay down and cuddle until you feel better” I say moving over to his side.

“You don’t have to.. you probably planned something for me today and I’m ruining it” Mini says quietly going back to looking down.

Rolling my eyes I make the decision to pick him up bridal style earning a very manly yell of surprise from Mini. Walking towards the bedroom I start talking “Mini it doesn’t matter if I planned anything for today. If you’re not up to doing anything we don’t have to do anything. We can lay in bed all day if you want. Remember it’s your day, we can do anything you want”
Reaching the bedroom I place Mini on the bed and climb in as he moves over slightly. Mini pulling the covers over both of us as he cuddles into me.

He lets out a content sigh “thanks Kitty. You’re the best”

“Of course I am!” I say smirking as I wrap my arms around him.

He laughs quietly “really Tyler. Thank you”

“It’s no problem” I answer honestly “plus this makes up for not getting you a present” I joke.

Mini laughs more which makes me smile “your company is all the present I need”

“That’s so cheesy” I can’t help but say laughing.

I hear him give a hum of acknowledgement as his breathing evens out. I smile more knowing this is what Mini needed from today. No loud crowds of people. No silly tv shows. Just me and him spending the day by each other’s side.

BigBang MTL Have a Daddy Kink

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T.O.P: Okay don’t even argue with me right now you can tell that T.O.P is kinky just by looking at him. He loves being called Daddy, it makes him feel super macho and shit. 

G-Dragon: Jiyong loves to feel super dominant, so when you call him Daddy it makes him feel really confident and he just goes full out dom with no limits.

Seungri: He likes it when you call him Daddy. It makes his maknae mind feel manly. When you whimper the words “Daddy…Harder…” his testosterone would literally skyrocket. 

Taeyang: I mean he isn’t crazy about being called Daddy, it makes him feel a little more edgy but he likes it better when you scream his name. 

Daesung: I feel like my boi loves that slow love making and loves hearing his name. I don’t really think that he would be into the Daddy thing, just because he likes hearing “Oh Daesung..” more.

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Sorry for the late update guys!! And here’s one requested imagine! Hope you all like it!

Anonymous asked: Can I please have an imagine where y/n and harry had a thing but then they kind of drifted away from each other and he was with some girl and she was with some footballer but know they started spending some time together and realize. That they really love each other but she says she’s afraid of what she’s feeling for him cause it’s so oowerful

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Y/n’s POV

He stood there. Looking handsome as ever. He was still the same person I left 6 years back. Those green eyes still had the same shine like before. His smile still had the same smirk. His heart had still the same warmth. I never thought I’d face Harry again. After all this time.

6 years back–
“So yeah. I’m taking Rose for our band’s first tour” Harry said as he laid on couch. Rose was the girl he’s been seeing before he went for x-factor well now he was in relationship with her. I don’t know if they’ve said the ‘L’ word yet but it started hurting me from the very first day he told me about her.

Oh. That’s good” I said half-heartedly. Fiddling with my skirt’s lace I kept my glance at my bottom. I never knew that I’d be able to control my inner emotions for him for that long.

“You okay?” Harry said tilting his head up to look at me. He raised an eyebrow when I didn’t said anything.

"Uh yeah. I-I think I’m just gonna go right now” I said and rushed outta his front door to my house. It was getting harder day by day to see him almost in love with a girl who wasn’t me.

End of flashback–

And he did took rose with him. Harry’s 2 years older than me. And when he went for tour I was still in my highschool. That wasn’t the first time he was with a girl but was the first time he seemed serious. For a 16 year school girl it wasn’t easy. Especially when you’re in love with someone like Harry.

My heart paced as Harry’s feet carried him to me. He looked much manly and confident. But for me, he was still the 16 old year Cheshire baker.

“OMG! Y/n!!!!” Before I could open my mouth, he engulfed me in those muscular arms. His scent never failed to make me feel dizzy and so did they now also.

“Hey!!” I giggled pulling away to look at him.

“How’re you?” He asked with a big grin. His hair were all over the place because of how tightly he hugged me and hide his face in my neck.

“I’m good! What about you pop-star?” I nudged him playfully as he smirked.

“Well I’m doing great! Why don’t you come home for a cup of coffee?” He offered.

“Only a cup of coffee? I thought now being a super star you’d invite me for dinner!!!” I laughed followed by him.

-At his house-

We talked a lot once when we were at his house. He told me how he and rose broke up because she was after him for money when he became famous. I felt bad for leaving him without any conclusion but I made my decision. I told him how I had a boyfriend who was a footballer and ended up cheating on me.


“So how’ve you been?” Harry asked me half eating the steak we made. Yes we.

“Good good. I’ve finished uni. And now I’m here for my job” I said smiling a bit. I was feeling like blacking out any second. Those feelings were back. Damn.

“You left without any word” he whispered. I stopped dead in my tracks.

“It was urgent.” I said not daring to look up at him. I could already feel my tear at the verge of falling down any minute.

“Urgent? Really?! ” he said raising his voice a teeny bit.

“My family was having a hard time! We had to move to the states!!” I said trying to be calm.

“Really? Do you have any idea how I felt when I came back from tour just to find your house empty! You even didn’t told Gemma about it!” Harry said As I got up from my seat to put my plate in sink.

“It wasn’t hard for me also” I said calmly.

“Well Ofc! You weren’t the one who had a break up! You weren’t the one who looked for your best friends like crazy! You weren’t the one who slept their nights crying!” Harry threw in hands up in frustration. I could already feel like crying. How dare he think it wasn’t easy for me! How dare he.

“What do you know about me?! What!????? I’ll tell you. Nothing! You know nothing! ” I screamed. This time I didn’t hold the tear back.

“You weren’t the one who saw their best friend in love with someone else! You weren’t the one who was in love with their best friend!” I cried falling to my knees as all the memories came back.

“W-what?” Harry softened as he knelt beside me. He put his hand on my shoulder and pulled me to his chest. I sobbed and sobbed clutching his tee shirt. Only if God knew how much I missed him.

“I-I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have” I said getting up and walking towards the door and exiting his house.

After that incident I tried to ignore everything. His calls, texts everything. I felt so stupid giving his my number. I knew I was falling again. Again for the curly headed guy who was once my best friend.

One day I was walking back from word to my home when I saw a black rover pulling beside me. For a second I got scared but took a breath of relieved when the Windows rolled down. It was Harry.

“What?” I said.

“Can we talk?” He replied calmly.

“About what?” I spoke looking sideway.

“Something. Just say yes.” Harry said hopefully that I’d give in. He was something I couldn’t ever resist. So I nodded my head and got inside his car. He drove to my house on my suggestion as it was the nearest and for me spending time with Harry was dangerous.

“Why’re you ignoring me?” Harry asked cleared cut as soon as we stepped in.

“I’m not” I said hanging my coat and putting my house keys in bowl.

“Don’t lie. Why’re you doing this to me??!!” He said seemingly to losing his temper again.

“Doing what?” I said

“ALL THIS!! First you leave me and then come back! What is your fucking problem???!!!!” Harry said now clearly frustrated. This set me on nerves.

“First of all I didn’t just walked back okay?? It just happens and secondly because I-!!!” I was about to finish the sentence when I realised what I was about to say.

“You what?” Harry said knitting his eyebrows together in a question way. The lump was back in my throat and so were the tears back in eyes.

“I-I will fall for you again !!! And you won’t. Again.” I said as my tears fell freely. It was true. I knew back then Harry didnt loved me. And I knew again now also he won’t. But my eyes widened when he replied with a deep kiss on my pink lips.

“You’re wrong. I did this time”

First Kisses

More one shots with multiple ships…skip the ones you don’t like.

Ferriswheel

It wasn’t really something she wanted or planned, but quite frankly, it knocked the wind right out of her and she didn’t object to it. It was more like their relationship hadn’t seemed like the intimate type until now…Sure, they held hands and cuddled, but they never kissed, and were fine with that, or…at least she thought they both were.

But now here she was, pressed down against the couch as N was kissing her quite roughly and sloppily (making it quite obvious that this was his first time, and he had absolutely no idea how to do this) when not even five minutes ago, they were half way through a movie. It…it wasn’t bad, or gross, she just…she just didn’t expect it. Quite frankly, she didn’t think N even knew what kissing was until this very moment.

It was when he stuck his tongue in her mouth that it startled her enough to push him off of her.

“T-Touko…” N whimpered, crawling off of her obediently.

“N..I…just what was that? Where did that even come from? I mean, it was bad of you or I disliked it…but you haven’t even expressed interest in that before.”

“But…but…Touya said that since we haven’t kissed before that it meant we weren’t a real couple, and didn’t we didn’t really love each other, so…I panicked! I started kissing you because I love you and want to be a real couple!”

Touko inhaled sharply. “Oh, honey…you know that’s just Touya being the stupid butt of a brother he is, and trying to mess with you. He’s still mad we’re dating since you left…”

“Then…” N whimpered, looking up at Touko with lillipup eyes, “we are a real couple?" 

"Considering the fact we have shared romantic attraction, are exclusively seeing each other, and we LIVE TOGETHER…I’d say yes, N. We are indeed a real couple.”

“Real couples don’t have to kiss?”

“No they don’t, but it is typically a perk that comes with a relationship along with other intimate activities as long as both parties are willing.”

“C…can we kiss, though? …I liked it.”

Touko exhaled through her nose, and smiled softly in response. “Yes we can, Champ, Thanks for asking this time.”

NewRival

Wally sat up on the roof of the school, clothed in a cream colored lacy dress, light pink flats, and a pink ribbon tied in his hair. He pulled his knees into his chest and buried his bright red face in the stiff garment where he let out a couple of tears.

This was so embarrassing…and proved that he was nothing more than a joke to his classmates. He legitimately couldn’t believe he had been cast as the princess in the school play. Did they not know he was a boy? Sure, he wasn’t as strong as the other boys, but it wasn’t his fault he was sick. He ripped the ribbon out of his hair and clutched it in his palm. This was so completely unfair.

There was a light knock at the door to the roof, followed by “Wally, you up here?” which was easily identifiable as May’s voice.

He then heard footsteps, followed by May kindly asking “do you mind if I sit next to you?”

When he didn’t answer, she just plopped down next to him anyway, not saying anything.

Eventually he cracked, and sneaked a peek to see her dressed as his prince with a red military jacket, white pants,and black boots, complete with a stage sword in it’s hilt, strapped to her waist. He teared up a little bit more, remembering how it was even more embarrassing that the girl he so obviously liked got cast as his knight in shining armor to even further emasculate him.

“Oh, Wally…” May cooed, tuning to face him, so she could pull him into a hug. “It’ll be alright…I know it’s embarrassing, but I got cast as a boy, so maybe it’s an artistic choice, like in Kabuki theatre, and–”

“No, it’s not!” Wally cut her off, raising his voice, and revealing his bright red,tear streaked, runny nosed face. “You got cast as the prince because you’re cool and charming and dependable! But…but I got cast as the princess because I’m being made fun of! I’m wimpy and awkward, and I look like a girl, and I’m not cool or manly at all! Plus I have this big, stupid crush on you that everyone knows about, which is just icing on the cake for our stupid classmates!” He shouted, breathing heavily due to the fact his voice was almost never raised.

May let him calm down a bit before she mumbled “I think you’re cool…”

“Wh-what?”

“I said I think you’re cool!” May squeaked as her face heated up, “I think you’re cool, and attractive, and gentlemanly, and you make me feel like a girl, which NO ONE does, and you’re super smart, and kind, and you’re just really cool, okay?” she took a deep breath, “but…even if you weren’t all those things, I think I’d still love you.” She whispered to him before giving him a quick peck on the lips.

 She was about to pull away, but the adrenalin filled Wally pulled her back for another kiss, only longer.

When he let her go, May squeaked out with her face completely flushed “see? You’re super manly.”

Wally, mimicking the color of her face replied “m…maybe I am.”

Soulsilver

Silver recalled his unconscious crobat, and rolled his eyes as he hissed “Oh, I give up. At this rate, I’ll never beat you.”

Lyra huffed and walked past him, giving him a good “boop” on the nose before she released all her injured pokemon from her pokeballs and trurned to face him. “Oh cheer up, Silvy. You managed to put a hefty dent in all my Pokemon. That’s never happened before! You’re improving.”

“Not enough” he growled, fishing through his bag for max revives, and other healing items of the sort so he wouldn’t have to make a trip to the pokemon center.

It was now Lyra’s turn to roll her eyes as she assembled her pokemon in a line, and walked to the furthest pokemon from Silver. “Alright.” She announced, placing her hands on her hips, “it’s time for Momma’s healing kisses. Whose ready?”

Her Pokemon cheered in response as Silver scoffed, like kisses would actually do anything.

“First up, one for my typhlosion.” she stated, before giving him a quick peck on his forehead.  He smiled smugly at Silver who was currently pretending not to be jealous.

“One for my slowbro.” Lyra continued before giving him short, but sweet kisses on both of his paws.

“One for my vileplume…” Lyra then bent down and kissed her on the cheek, and the vileplume blushed like she always did.

Silver scrunched his nose and turned away as Lyra continued her kissing train as if he were completely repulsed. Jealousy was one thing he would never admit, because it was completely stupid, ESPECIALLY in this situation.

He continued to act like a grump until something caught him off guard. Lyra wasn’t calling her pokemon by their nicknames, she always called her “precious little babies” by the nicknames she oh so proudly came up with. Lyra was clearly up to something, and just as he turned to see what it was, Lyra had already made her way to him and proudly exclaimed “And last but not least, one for my Skitty!" 

She then pulled him in and planted on on him real quick. Sure enough, the moment she let go, Silver went rigid and flopped to the ground as Lyra cackled mischievously. 

DualRival

This was the third time this week that little Cheren had heard Bianca crying in their secret base (that was really just the overgrown shrubbery between the two of their yards that had a tunnel system that everyone knew about, but only they used, cause they were the only ones small enough to fit) and this time, he had decided that enough was enough, and he really needed to get in there and see what the matter was.

He got on all fours and crawled through the small hole down a short path that led to a little circular area that was littered in blankets, toys, leaves, and a little crying Bianca in the corner.

The scene was more heart breaking than he imagined, and he timidly shuffled over to her before he put his small hand on her shoulder. "Bi…Bianca?”

“Cheren!” the small girl cried out, before she clung to him and cried into his shoulder.

He timidly pat her back. “What’s the matter, Bianca? Did your dad yell at you again?”

She nodded softly in the crook of his neck before looking up at him to reveal her teary eyes and runny nose. “I..I left some Legos out and daddy stepped on one…when I tried to say sorry, he just yelled at me and told me I was a very bad girl, and…and that I wouldn’t get any dinner!”

Cheren gasped at the severe punishment.

“Mommy tried to talk to him, but he only got madder and started yelling at her! Lately Daddy has bad breath and gets mad really easy…what if I lose so many dinners that I starve?!”

She started crying again, and Cheren pulled out his pocket tissue pack and instructed her to blow in one…she did, it was loud and gross, and he dropped the tissue immediately. He then took both of her tiny hands in his.

“Bianca, listen. I’m going to be 5 soon, I’ll then be 6, then, 7, then, 8…eventually I’ll be old enough to marry you, and take you away from this place. It’ll be just the two of us, and you can leave your toys out, and even if I step on them, I’ll never yell at you or make you miss dinner. Does that sound good?”

“It sounds wonderful!” She beamed, embracing the four year old boy in a hug. “I wanna marry you now, Cheren!”

Cheren then gripped her by the shoulders, “I wanna marry you too, Bianca…but we cant until we’re 18. It’s against the rules. But until then, I’ll always be on your side, okay?”

“Mmm..promise me, we’ll get married when we’re 18?”

“I promise.” He stated, preparing his pinkie for a pinkie promise.

“Not this time, Cherry. We need to seal it with a kiss.” She said in the most serious voice a 4 year old could muster.

“Oh…ok,” Cheren squeaked, his glasses fogging up from the heat emanating off his face.

And so, the two shared an awkward, duck-faced, 4 year old kiss. There was no sparks, fireworks, or romantic tension; but at the age of four, the two knew they’d be together forever.

Sequel

Now, most 13 year olds play hard, but few play as hard as childhood friends, Hugh and Rosa.  The teenage girl with a hair style suspiciously similar to Sailor moon arrived at her best friend’s house at noon, played tabletop games till 3, LARP’d with foam swords, pillow shields and nerf guns till five, Ate a large dinner, cause they accidentally skipped lunch, had a tea party with Hugh’s younger sister till 7, played videogames till 9, and watched re-runs of Hoenn Rangers until they passed out.

That left Hugh to jolt awake at 11:45 in a cold sweat, remembering that his parents said they’d be home at midnight, and what would they find? Hugh and his FEMALE friend still over. He started sweating harder, this would look suspicious, Hugh would get in trouble, and Rosa wouldn’t be allowed to come over anymore!

He. Could. NOT. Let. That. Happen.

Hugh then scrambled over to his sleeping friend’s form and tried to shake her awake. “Rosa? C'mon, Rosa! Our parents said we’re too old to spend the night at each other’s houses anymore! If my parents find you here when they come home, we’ll be in big trouble!”

Hugh’s little lecture did absolutely nothing to stir Rosa awake, and a little bit of drool peeked out of the corner of her mouth.

“Stupid heavy sleeper!” Hugh hissed, going through this stress alone. He then decided to shake her more roughly in hopes to get her up. “Rosa? Rooooosssaaaaa!”

His friend’s eyes fluttered open groggily and she smiled as she saw him. “Oh, hey…it’s Hugh…hi, Hugh. I love you, buddy…!” she then lifted herself up to give him a light smooch before she drifted back to sleep.

Overcome by embarrassment and shock, Hugh passed out right on the spot.

The two woke up to find pancakes for breakfast, that neither of them were in trouble, and Rosa didn’t remember a thing of last night’s events, and Hugh had convinced himself he was dreaming.

Duct Tape by Zephyr Wolf

It was a humid morning down in Gravity Falls. The sweet sound of the early morning summer breeze and birds chirping was interrupted by the blistering sound of Soos hammering nails into the M on the Mystery Shack sign. It was quite possibly the fifth time this month that the sign was falling apart. The noise blasted in Stan’s eardrums and woke him up. He grumbled half awake and slipped on his dirty dollar store bunny slippers then proceeded to storm downstairs. “Soos! What the hell are you doing with the sign this early in the morning?” Stan shouted shielding his arm over his face to block the sun. “Just fixing the sign, Mr.Pines!” Soos yelled. The sound of hammering drowned him out though so Stan walked into the kitchen to grab breakfast. Mabel was standing over the stove ontop of an old stool and Dipper was shuffling through drawers. The room was full of horrible scents and a growing smoke cloud. Dipper went up to Stan and said “Hey. Do you know where the duct tape is? I’m doing this uh…cool science experiment and I need it right now.” “Oh yeah. It’s right by the TV. Next to my box of magazines.” Stan stated as he quickly turned off the stove and took Mabel away from it. Dipper ran out of the room quickly. Stan was starting to get a headache from the chaotic start to his day. Pouting and annoyed, Mabel whispered “I was making you a fun surprise breakfast.” Stan glanced over at the pan covered in burnt eggs with the shells stuck inside. “Uh, what was it?” Mabel threw her hands in the air and yelled “Mabel’s egg surprise. With an added special crunch!” Stan scratched the back of his neck and looked around. “Can’t we just stick with something easy like cereal?” Stan walked over to the cupboard and grabbed out a box of wheat thins. Mabel ran to the door and said “Pfft. Only old people eat that junk! Me and Waddles are gonna go over to Grenda’s to have a tea time brunch party and talk about our dream boys. Later, Grunkle Stan!” She closed the door before he got to finish saying goodbye. He grabbed his cereal and black coffee and sat down on the sofa. He pulled out the newspaper and read a few articles peacefully. His headache was finally starting to clear up until the sound of squeaking boots dragging across the wooden floor drew closer. “Mr.Pines! Mr.Pines!” Soos yelled from across the house. Stan threw down his paper and answered, “Damn it, Soos! What is it now? Can’t I just have a nice morning.” Soos stopped before Stan and twiddled his thumbs. “Gee. Sorry, Mr.Pines. I just wanted to let you know we’re all out of nails and I need the duct tape.” Stan pinched the bridge of his nose and announced “Dipper had it last. Go take it up with him.” “I tried, Sir. His door was locked though.” Stan angrily stood up and got a key out of the drawer beside the couch. “I’ll get your tape, Soos. I’ll get your tape.” Stan started up the creaking staircase. Annoyed thoughts packed his mind so much that he could barely think. Something broke the tempered thoughts and Stan momentarily paused. “What is that sound? Crying?” Stan thought to himself. The sound only grew louder and louder. “Dipper?” Stan whispered. The crying turned into heavy breathes. Stan’s voice grew to talking volume. “Dipper? Are you okay?” The heavy breathing began to turn into hyperventilation. Stan began running up the stairs. Panicked, he shoved the key into the lock and burst down the door. Dipper turned away from the mirror he was looking and froze in embarrassment. His chest was wrapped tightly in silver duct tape. He quickly teared up and his face grew red and hot. “Get out! Please just get the hell out!” Dipper begged as his voice began to break. “What the hell are you doing, kid?” Stan inched closer to Dipper with confused expression on his face. Dipper covered himself with a nearby blanket. “Stop it! Don’t touch me!” Stan grew impatient and ripped the blanket away from Dipper. In almost an instant, Stan’s emotions went from annoyed and puzzled to worried and heartbroken. Stan kneeled down and held Dipper’s distressed body in his view. His skin was red and irritated from moving and layering duct tape. Stan was completely speechless. Skin was being pulled and tugged in several directions all over his rib cage. He noticed Dipper’s breathing was low and frantic. Stan looked at his body once again when suddenly Dipper put his hands on his arms. “Stan..” Dipper broke out in tears and fell into Stan’s arms. He buried his face into his unwashed robe and sobbed. “Dipper..what is all this? What’s this for?” Stan tried to understand the situation but couldn’t think of a thing. Dipper wiped his eyes as he tried to speak. “I didn’t want to tell you like this. I wanted to tell you but…not now. I look pathetic. I feel pathetic, Grunkle Stan.” Stan stood up and looked for scissors in the room to cut the duct tape. “Tell me what, Dipper?” The frantic boy shakely stood on his feet and choked out “Grunkle Stan, I’m not a normal boy like you or Soos. I’m hardly a boy, honestly…but i’m trying real hard to be.” Stan immediately stopped rummaging for scissors and turned to Dipper “What…?” Dipper’s face was now burning hot and his breathing picked back up. He was sending himself into a panic attack. “Stan, don’t play dumb. I’m trying real hard to be a boy. I’m just like Mabel, but i’m not. I have boobs and things, but i’m a boy. I mean…I wasn’t born one, but I wish I was.” Stan’s eyes began to widen. Dipper stomped his foot and ran his fingers through his hair anxiously “That’s why I grabbed the duct tape, alright? Yeah. I’m a boy. I still have boobs and stuff though. I don’t want them around so I tried to get rid of them!” Dipper fell down to his knees and wept in his hands. Stan eyed scissors, grabbed them, and sat aside Dipper. “I had a feeling this were the case, kid. Believe me, for an old geezer your Grunkle Stan here does catch on to a few things.” Dipper swallowed deeply and nervously looked at Stan as he spoke. “Kid…ever since the whole “manliness” thing down at Greasy’s Diner, I had a feeling you felt this way. Trust me, I take back making fun of you times like a kajillion.“ Stan leaned back and dragged his hand down his face. “I take it back and i’m so sorry, Dipper. I just wish I never said what I said and acted how I did.” Dipper took the scissors from Stan and began to carefully cut the constricting layers of duct tape. “Sure, i’m a jokester and everything…but all those times I made fun of you being weaker than the others or girlier than the others…that’s not comedy…that’s just being a bully to one of my favorite people..which doesn’t make much sense at all.” A tear formed but he quickly swiped it away before Dipper caught sight of it. “Dipper…” He began to grit his teeth to hold in tears. “I wish I was a better Grunkle to you. Sure I may act like a spring chicken but I don’t have much time left like you do. Dipper, I’m so sorry I messed up and left such a shit impression on you. I’m so sorry I didn’t treat you the way you deserve.” Stan grabbed Dipper’s shoulders and looked into his eyes “Dipper, listen right now. Please. From this point forward, no more teasing or taunting your masculinity. I will do anything to fix the emotional wounds I made.” Stan wiped forming tears off Dipper’s face and whispered “Don’t let anybody tell you you aren’t a wonderful boy. Even me” Dipper began to cry, but it wasn’t a cry of distress. It was relief. He held onto Stan and didn’t let go. “Stan…Can I admit something to you?” Stan smiled sheepishly as he helped finish cutting the duct tape off. “Sure, kid.” Dipper took off the final strips off duct tape and quickly put on a shirt. “I tried coming out to mom and dad. They laughed at first. They thought it was some joke. Until I cut my hair for the first time and then they got angry with me. Mabel tried to have a say in it, but they wouldn’t let her be a problem child like me. They thought sending me here would “clear my head” and “help me stop playing pretend”, but in reality…Grunkle Stan” He paused and stood up “For the first time…someone helped me realize i’m a boy…and that i’m good enough” Stan opened his mouth slightly in awe but no words could form “And that someone was you, Grunkle Stan” Stan swallowed hard and began to laugh quietly. Tears began to form and he picked up Dipper and spun him around. Grinning widly, Stan announced “Kid, you’ve always been a boy. Regardless of what your parents say. If you want, you and Mabel can stay here for as long as you like.” Dipper grinned widely and nodded quickly. Stan put down Dipper and grabbed the roll of duct tape off the floor and handed it to Dipper. “Here…go give this to Soos outside. I’ll go find this box of my old clothes I wore when I was your age you can pick clothes out of.” Stan poked Dipper’s shoulder and proposed “For $50 though.” The two looked at each other and Stan burst into laughter and slapped his knee. He rubbed Dipper’s hair and reassured him. “I’m just kiddin, Dipper. Now hurry and give that duct tape to Soos. Not like he’ll need it anyways. He’s probably napping in the golf cart.” Dipper laughed then sprang downstairs. Stan smiled and whispered to himself “You’re a great kid, Dipper.”

anonymous asked:

Can someone *just* go on hormone blockers and not take testosterone? I'm nb and wanna look androgynous but I'm afraid T might make me look too manly. Is it an option to just go on blockers without t

Technically, you could. But it does, or at least it is very likely to, come with a lot of health issues. Your body needs hormones in order to be able to do a lot of things - they’re not just about helping you present in different ways.

So please do make sure to read up on this properly before you decide to go on blockers. Make sure that you know all the risks and make sure that you feel certain that they are risks that you are willing to take.

SHREK(2001) QUOTES
  • What’s that? It’s hideous! 
  • We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles!
  • Whoa. Look at that. Who’d wanna live in a place like that?
  • Oh… and it is LOVELY! You know, you’re really quite a decorator. It’s amazing what you’ve done with such a modest budget.
  • Yeah, it’s getting him to shut up that’s the trick!
  • Okay, I’ll tell you… Do you know… the Muffin Man?
  • So where is this fire-breathin’ pain in the neck, anyway?
  • Hey, where’re you going? Oh man, I can’t feel my toes!
  • I think I need a hug.
  • Hey, don’t look at me, I didn’t invite them!
  • Huh, celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?
  • It’s on my to-do list, now come on!
  • Don’t mess wit’ me. I’m the Stair Master. I’ve mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right now, I’d step all over it…
  • All she ever did was like you maybe, even love you!
  • Do you think he’s maybe compensating for something?
  • Oh, my God, you ate the princess!
  • Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
  • The line, the line you gotta wait for: the priest’s gonna say “Speak now or forever hold your piece”, and you rush in and say “I object!”
  • Then ya gotta, gotta try a little TENDERNESS! Chicks love that romantic crap!
  • STOP SINGING! Well, it’s no wonder you don’t have any friends!
  • Wow! Only a TRUE friend would be that cruelly honest!
  • Now really, it’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?
  • Let’s just say, I’m not your type, all right?
  • Oh, that’s funny. Oh. Oh. I can’t breathe. I can’t breathe.
  • And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin’ outta my butt that day!
EXO Reaction to you dating them & being really good friends with another member

Hope you like this, xoxo. Admin A~

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Chanyeol:

*Always trying to catch your attention* “Jagi look at me! Not at him! Just me!”

Kris:

*Someone’s jelly. Someone’s not happy*

Sehun:

*Actually has a lot of fun with him too. There’s nothing like a third wheel here* “Jagi!! Tell him I won!”

Tao:

“I feel like she doesn’t love me… maybe I’m not enough… maybe I need to be more manly like Luhan..”

Kai:

*Feels a little left behind but doesn’t say anything* “I don’t want to make her feel bad… I know they are really good friends…”

Xiumin:

*He’s cool with it* “Let’s go for some drinks jagi! Let’s all bond!” *Maybe a little too much*

Baekhyun:

*Judging* “So this is why she didn’t want to go to the movies! to cook with Kyungsoo?! Really?”

Luhan:

“Why are you hanging out with him? I’m the manliest of them all!”

Chen:

*He’s fine as long as he gets to have you close* “I can see her…she is so pretty… ahh I love her” *Stalker-ish Jongdae*

Kyungsoo:

*Just warns the members* “Don’t get too close… that’s all.. but I mean it! She’s my girl!” *Possessive Soo*

Lay:

*Always somehow gets “bullied” by the members when he tries to take you away with him* “But she is my girlfriend!!”

Suho:

“Why aren’t you all listening to me? Jagi… don’t tell me you too…. damn!” *Leader Struggles*

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

Don’t Owe You Anything

“Everyone gets to cast a single vote for best room. In the event of a tie for first place, we’ll poll everyone again with only the tied contestants as valid options. Understood?” Iida dropped his hand to the coffee table in the center of the UA commons. Nods met him from the couch, the chairs, and the few people who’d plopped onto the floor.

“It’ll be like the class president vote all over again,” Kaminari said. “Everyone’s gonna vote for themselves. Let’s do rankings.”

“That’s too complicated,” Uraraka answered. “The class president vote worked out!”

“Hardly. Iida got no votes.”

“Anyway!” Iida interrupted, hand extended. “We’ve already elected to do it this way. Everyone cast your ballot fairly, and we’ll have a winner. Stack them in the center here and I will tally them!”

Most others shrugged, setting their index card against the nearest hard surface and scribbling. Kaminari, with a begrudging moment of hesitation, followed suit. He tossed his into the center, followed by Iida’s, Yaoyorozu’s, Kirishima’s…

After thirty seconds, the students were left staring at an upside down pile of cards. A few impatient eyes moved to Iida, who hadn’t budged from his seat on the couch.

“What happened to ‘I’m going to tally them’?” Kaminari muttered, hand to his cheek. Iida flushed in response.

“How rude! I’m waiting for everyone to finish!”

“We are all finished!”

“Impossible. I only counted 19 cards in the pile.”

Fast glances were exchanged, quick mental headcounts. After a few seconds, Asui spoke, “…There are only 19 of us here.”

“Oh…” Iida answered. He snapped to attention, stiff and loud. “How imprudent of me as Class President to not take proper role call! I’ll go through alphabetically! Please acknowledge your name when it’s said.”

“I don’t think we need to do that. It’s pretty obvious who’s missing,” Todoroki said. He sat cross-legged on the floor, eyes moving across everyone. “How much unnecessary shouting have you heard in the last hour?”

A moment. Iida slammed his hand into his open palm. “Bakugou is missing!”

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[TRANS; FANACCOUNT] “Jeon Jeongguk, I really like you (I’m a guy)

Hello everyone, I am just a simple 21-year-old guy. I’m not sure when I started liking BTS’ Jeon Jeongguk. When I first saw him, I thought he looked subtle and handsome but he’s actually very manly. Ah no, I’m not gay. I also don’t know why I’m like this. He’s younger than me… And (honestly) I didn’t use to care about these idols but now I’m a fanboy… How do I say this. He is just so cute and very manly at the same time. I have no idea what kind of feeling is this. I just really like him. What do I do? Because I’m not really gay… Or (maybe) I am becoming one? I’m really getting confused right now about this situation. I’m not kidding everyone, I am serious. (Because looking at him) makes my heart burst.

(T/N: This post is from a fanboy in NAVER.)

chinese trans. by -某霏-
english trans. by maeli (@sugaxing)