i feel like i'm making up words now

the signs as Rick and Morty quotes
  • Aries: I've got about a thousand memories of your dumb little ass and about six of them are pleasant, the rest is annoying garbage!
  • Taurus: Get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know? Take it to the Shit Store and sell it, or put it in a Shit Museum, I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your shit together.
  • Gemini: Listen, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe because I'm the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.
  • Cancer: Aw, man. I really liked this life. Well, at least I didn't really crap my pants.
  • Leo: Whatever you're asking, the answer is I'm amazing.
  • Virgo: What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
  • Libra: Yeah sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad.
  • Scorpio: I thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior. If I were you I wouldn't pull that thread.
  • Sagittarius: You gotta flip 'em off, I told them it means "peace among worlds", how hilarious is that!
  • Capricorn: Don't waste your brain on those weirdos... They just put you at the center of their lives because you're powerful, and then because they put you there, they want you to be less powerful.
  • Aquarius: Okay, well...sometimes science is more art than science. Lot of people don't get that.
  • Pisces: Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?
What They like to call you - Avengers

NOTE: You can call this a starter for my non-ending fic list that I’ll be uploading today.

ps: I know this sounds like a huge lie since I’m the one saying it but I promise I promise I promise I’ll be posting around 3 fics today to kinda make up for the mini hiatus I went on. I was sick forgive me but I’m feeling much better now.  I'm rambling at this point…. btw Gifs arent mine.

                                     These Are Alphabetically Aligned.

Bruce Banner:

Mon amour, my love in French. he loved you so much even words couldn’t express how much he did. he never thought he’d find someone that would be willing to put up with him or his burden that he was cursed with. it felt like a miracle to him.

Bucky Barnes:

bear that was his nickname for you, he loved hugging you he basically felt safe and accepted by you like you could never do him wrong, he found you so cuddly, some times he’d call you baby bear when you were acting cute around him it would make him smile.

Clint Barton:

I think he’ll call you dove just my dove every time because of your white innocent soul you remind him of a white dove. but seriously he is bird man what do you expect.

Doctor Strange:

Dimpleface he thought it was the cutest feature in you, he loved how they complimented your smile. you were always so humble and playful around him you just never stopped smiling.

Loki Laufeyson:

he’d call you darling as the world rolled gracefully off his tongue every time he sees or in need of you. you were so dear to him you were the only one that seemed to care about him after all he has done.

Natasha Romanoff:

She would call you kitten. she wasn’t all cuddly and stuff, but seeing you always reminded her of a cute, adorable kitten that she would always love to snuggle with.

Nick Fury:

he wasn’t very sentimental, but let say he’d call you a few names here and there, but his most favorite to call you would be Sunshine since you’re always so happy you’d brighten up his mood.

Odin (bet you didn’t expect that):

Go away, you dead oaf it’s the wrong place mate!

Peter Maximoff:

Peter always thought you were so cute, so he just stuck to calling you cuteness with his sweet sweet accent.

Peter Parker:

Peter would call you Bubbles because you were always bright and in happy mood around him cheering up his whole day you were so bubbly in his eyes and he adored it.

Sam Wilson:

Boo, he always called you boo you were always sexy in his eyes so he just never stopped using it and just stuck to it.

Scott Lang:

Muffins he loved calling you muffins. you reminded him of a blueberry muffin for some reason so he just kept using it.

Steve Rogers:

Doll you were perfect as a porcelain doll in his eyes, you never made mistakes or had flaws in his eyes you are the literal meaning of a complete human being.

Thor Odinson:

Thor always calls you Queen you were a Queen in his eyes, everything you did every move you took, you were still going to be his Queen.

Tony Stark:

Stark would call you every name he could think of Going on from Babygirl, Doll face, Sweetheart, gorgeous even going crazier with names as Hot Mami, the names never stopped with him and they don’t seem to be going to an end any time soon.

T’challa:

Angel, That’s what he’d call you. you were so pure always making him as if you were his angel that he got sent to him from the sky, he loved you so much he would never risk losing you.

Vision:

Sweetheart, it was classic a name you could never go wrong with he adored you for accepting him. he found you a really sweet and you had such a big pure heart that he loved.

Wanda Maximoff:

Giggles you always giggled, making her giggle too, even though you hate the way you always giggle like a school girl around her but she loved it.

You all need to know

Hey folks, I hope you’re doing well! Today 30th April is my bday and I wanted to share some important thoughts with you all. Things I want you to know. Feel free to skip this tho, I’m just being grateful and deeply sincere here <3

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criticalmemer  asked:

I don't know if you ever got around to finding the origin for the meme "oh worm?" but from what I've seen, it's meant to be a play on the phrase "oh word?" I'm not entirely sure, but I hope this helps

Yeah, that seems to be about right.

It’s interesting because this meme is so elusive and everyone has their own theories on where it comes from. It reminds me of the days back in 2014 when there was that meme that went like, “I came out to have a good time and honestly I’m feeling so attacked right now.” Everyone was using that meme but it seemed like no one knew where it came from. People started making up stories that it came from a tweet by Nick Jonas, and it almost became accepted as the origin of the meme within some circles, but eventually, the truth came out. (Know Your Meme has an entry on it here.)

That’s the thing about the Internet. It’s pretty ironic: the Internet makes things more permanent than ever, yet Web phenomena can be so fleeting. The fact that it almost became fact that “I came out to have a good time and honestly I’m feeling so attacked right now” came from one of the Jonas Brothers made me feel wistful and a sense of loss. So much of what we know about Internet culture could have been lost. The Nick Jonas narrative is a lot less endearing to me as someone interested in memes. What I like about memes is that with just enough luck, they can be started by almost anyone. It doesn’t require a celebrity like Nick Jonas to start a meme. It just takes enthusiastic people on the Internet, and that’s what really matters.

Anyway, so I was inspired to start Meme Documentation. Sorry for the ramble. And yeah, I still have no idea where the “oh, worm?” thing came from.

UPDATE (4 Aug 2017): An explanation post for the oh, worm? meme is now available and can be accessed here.

Do any of you even understand what I feel towards Grindelwald's outfit? There are no word good enough to express my feelings..... I swear to god that outfit is like straight from my dreams !!!! Ok I'm lying it's even better !!!!!!! That outfit is one of the coolest things my eyes have ever seen....and I mean the whole look - haircut and hair color and them eyes !!!! I'll be honest with you.... And I can't believe I'm saying this but ...if someone were to magically Dress me up as any character I always say Captain Jack Sparrow...but now I think I will say Grindelwald....god damn it that outfit makes my want to make a SteamPunk movie !!!!!!!! God bless

anonymous asked:

I've got a little confusion thingy going on. I'm ace. Full stop. That's pretty much set. But I always felt like I would be able to date/love both binary genders equally (makes sense now since I am sex-indifferent and repulsed by "female" genitalia). But recently I question whether I might be aro-spec. I look up the terms from time to time but the definitions sometimes feel so "scientific". But I am pretty sure bi-aro-spec, if I can word it like that(?) would you give me a list of aro-identities?

if it makes you comfortable, that label sounds fine

here’s a big list

-victra

Evan Curran 

  • Born July 9 in Westerville, OH
  • A contemporary dancer since he was 7
  • Never without a baseball hat
  • Puts black pepper on almost everything he eats
  • His shoes are covered in “Good Old Midwestern Dirt”
  • Has never seen an ocean
  • Fashion is a priority
  • Will only watch Comedy Central
  • Owns a German Shepherd named Madmax
  • The funny, tough guy
  • Says “Bullshit” and “Go die in a cornfield” a lot
  • Doesn’t like bagels, don’t ask why
  • Knows like 20 words in Italian
  • Likes Victorian music cause it’s easier to dance to
  • Misses The Colbert Report

anonymous asked:

hi!! i just wanted to say that i love your blog so much and the way you write all of the characters is so beautiful it makes me happy whenever you post!! can you do a scenario where the power goes out in the dorms and bakugou's s/o is extremely afraid of the dark so he comforts them and they end up falling asleep together, then maybe next morning the class finds them ?? (i'm currently in the middle of a power outage right now and i have like 20 flashlights and candles going rip me)

Hi lovely and thank you so very much for your kind words, they make me so very happy! <3 Also, sorry for getting this back to you so late. I very much hope I could write it well enough and that you’re going to like it! (I also left out anyone finding them, it would have gotten too long otherwise, I hope that’s okay)


Bakugou feels the way his partner’s body tenses up subtly the second the lights above them die out. He places a calming hand on their shoulder and fumbles with his phone for a moment to activate the flashlight app.

“Give me a second.” He says and gets up to check if the lights in the hallway are out as well. After looking out of his room, he realizes that the whole building probably has gone dark, not a single light is on. Scoffing out a curse, he returns to his partner’s side.

“Shit, I don’t think I have any fucking flashlights around.” He grumbles and makes sure his phone illuminates as much of the room as possible, while his partner uses the light of their phone as well.

Bakugou pulls them against his side when he sits back down on the bed and wraps the blanket securely around them, before he hugs them and makes sure they can hide away if they chose to.

“How are you?” He asks and feels the way they curl up against him and their forehead rests against his chest when they both lean back against the pillows. His partner gives a small shrug and he rubs a soothing hand over their back. He feels how tense their shoulders are and they seem to jump at every strange sound.

“The damn lights are going to be on in again soon.” He says, hoping to distract them a little. “The teachers should be on it already.”

His partner nods a little and Bakugou sets his phone down so the light gets thrown up against the ceiling and uses both hands to rub along his partner’s shoulders, gently and persistently kneading out tense knots and slowly, he feels them unwind a little.

“You’re frigging safe with me.” He says and lifts a hand to use his quirk, small crackling sound lightening up the room. “Nothing can get you and I can create some shitty light if you want.”

His partner exhales with a sigh, sinking more firmly against him. “Thank you.”

He huffs out a breath. “Fucking of course, you don’t need to go through this shit alone.”

Then he returns to pressing his fingers into their shoulders until they’re a bit more relaxed. He keeps drawing random patterns across their back and makes sure their phones keep everything lit up, until his partner slowly drifts off with Bakugou watching out a few moments longer, until he slowly nods off as well.

random lyrics starter sentences
  • "I think I was blind before I met you."
  • "It's not right, but life's not fair."
  • "You never meant that much to me."
  • "You're too mean, I don't like you. Fuck you anyway."
  • "You're meant to be helping me."
  • "I'll be back tomorrow."
  • "Jesus Christ, that's a pretty face."
  • "How could I ever be mad at you?"
  • "No matter where you go, your lies will follow you."
  • "Explained, we just lack chemistry."
  • "You're a little much for me."
  • "I think I talk too much."
  • "Just know that I want you back."
  • "We used to joke and it felt like gold, but now you're fucking crazy."
  • "She's got you high, and you don't even know yet."
  • "We've got this crazy chemistry between us."
  • "You are everything I want 'cause you are everything I'm not."
  • "I'll be fine without you, babe."
  • "I hate to think about you with somebody else."
  • "Remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor?"
  • "I'll be the bigger man while you act like you're innocent."
  • "Honey, come put your lips on mine and shut me up."
  • "I think we're alone now. There doesn't seem to be anyone around."
  • "I know that you've got daddy issues."
  • "I act like I don't fucking care 'cause I'm so fucking scared."
  • "I don't wanna talk about it. I don't wanna think about it."
  • "Just tell me what you're doing with that other guy."
  • "Tell me all the things that make you feel at ease."
  • "I've been thinking we're meant to be."
  • "We don't have to say "love" 'cause the words only get in the way."
  • "You're my bad influence."

I’m not going to say much about this, but of course I’m disappointed in the adventure zone graphic novel.

Everybody seems to practically worship the mcelroys, and while I do enjoy their content, we need to remember that they’re still straight white men, and they’re going to fuck up, intentionally or not. This was one of those times.

All I’m saying is, please don’t act like your faves are flawless and never problematic, or you’re going to end up incredibly disappointed.

Cancer- Melanie Martinez
  • Cancer Sun & Aries Moon: Gingerbread Man / "Love me harder and don't be nice, please, I wanna feel your crumbs on my body"
  • Cancer Sun & Taurus Moon: Mrs Potato Head / "Is it true that pain is beauty? Does a new face come with a warranty?"
  • Cancer Sun & Gemini Moon: Soap / "I think I left the faucet running, now my words are filling up the tub"
  • Cancer Sun & Cancer Moon: Carousel / "Chasing after you is like a fairy tale, but I feel like I'm glued on tight to this carousel"
  • Cancer Sun & Leo Moon: Bittersweet Tragedy / "It's no fun when I'm sitting all alone, you're right in front of me"
  • Cancer Sun & Virgo Moon: Training Wheels / "I carry band-aids on me now, for when your soft hands hit the jagged ground"
  • Cancer Sun & Libra Moon: Pity Party / "Tell me why the hell no one is here, tell me what to do to make it all feel better"
  • Cancer Sun & Scorpio Moon: Sippy Cup / "Doesn't matter what you pull up to your home, we know what goes on inside"
  • Cancer Sun & Sagittarius Moon: Alphabet Boy / "I know my ABCs yet u keep teaching me, I say fuck your degree"
  • Cancer Sun & Capricorn Moon: Cake / "If I am just a piece of cake, you're just a piece of meat to me"
  • Cancer Sun & Aquarius Moon: Mad Hatter / "So what if I'm crazy? The best people are"
  • Cancer Sun & Pisces Moon: Crybaby / "Your heart's too big for your body, that's why it wont fit inside"

ew-no-really  asked:

i'm Gay af but idris is fucking hot. i normally say it's because he exudes confidence and warmth but. he's literally the epitome of get you a man who can do both. both of what? he can do classy and sleek suits and farmer's market chique. he looks like he'd love to treat you to a fancy dinner or a fun night clubbing. he looks like he could raw you hard in the night and cook you a full english breakfast in the morning.

Thank you for putting into words exactly what my body was feeling. Now I want nothing more than wake up after a long, passionate night to find Idris Elba making me fried eggs.

1000 FOLLOWERS

okay listen I’m really shitty with words but like bear with me.

so hi, im mint. if you’re reading this you probably follow me which is really neat and you’re now one of over a thousand which is a lot. (like wow who are you people)
I never liked making long posts but this is very important to me so lets start from the semi beginning
 

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When I was in the first grade
I was a “pleasure to have in class.”
I would sit quietly and do as I was told
I would listen and learn
With a determined intensity of a kid
That would brown nose just enough
To get the grade but never
Enough to stand out from the crowd.


“If they were all like her,
My job would be so easy!”
My teachers would say to my parents.
In a way I was pleased to be pleasing them so,
To be the one that raised the bar and held it above my head.


But I am no longer in the first grade.
I no longer see my deafening silence as a good thing.
I no longer wish to be your
“Pleasure to have in class”
Because I have a voice
And I have things to say
And you should never have made me feel
Like that was a
Bad thing.


I place my stunted ability to speak up
On your shoulders,
Because I never understood that
Saying what I thought
Could be anything less than a burden on you.


But I understand differently, now.
I understand there is a way to 
Release the words that are stuck inside my lungs.
Because I have a voice,
And it’s my pleasure to use it.

—  r.g. | Why I Started Talking Back to Teachers

anonymous asked:

I'm a bit shy, but I wanted you to know that I think you're really awesome!! Also seeing you be so open with mental illnesses (best wording I could think of) makes me feel stronger and like I can handle mine too. Lately I've been having really problems with my depression (suicidal levels, I'm better now) but seeing your posts and seeing you be so honest and open makes me feel like I can push through and get through this too. Thank you for everything you do!! You're very very appreciated!! 💜

Thank you for the courage to stand up and send a message… it shows that you care about yourself and want to grow and be better.

I prefer to refer to my issues as roadblocks. Rather, obstacles to something greater. To label them as illnesses would mean that I am sick or perhaps even incurable. And thats simply not acceptable to me. I believe everyone, (if given the proper chance, attention and effort) can overcome even the largest of roadblocks in their lives.

I have been working really hard towards progress since my fathers death. Dropping my longtime therapist in favor of something new, then adapting to his new ways and plans, it was… difficult and I at first offered nothing but resistance. Still I pressed on because I knew it was necessary, I knew that I hate the way I am forced to live because of these things, and I knew I dont want to always be this way.

The problem with problems is that when people have them they are fine to just be complacent and wallow in them. They like to complain about their personal messes, but then offer no solutions to get out of them. 

and there is always a solution. there is always a positive even in the most dismal of situations. There is always hope.

with that.. I would encourage you to bookmark https://www.imalive.org/ and then visit it the next time you are down. theres a giant blue button in the upper right corner where someone is waiting to chat with you online. you dont have to reveal yourself, give your name, etc… they just want to be there for you. So please, take advantage of that.

and if you need to hear a voice (assuming you dont listen to my recordings or streams for comfort) then call the hopeline: https://www.thehopeline.com/ -  1-800-273-8255

they have a crisis emergency number as well as an online chat feature. and there are well trained and capable people standing by to talk to you about everything including your feelings of abandonment, to ptsd, to self harm and more.

there is never a reason to feel like you are alone. because you’re not.

anonymous asked:

I've been questioning my sexuality for a while now (I think I'm bi), you're the first person I've admitted that to, it's honestly just gotten to the point where I just feel like I NEED to tell someone... is that weird? just writing this honestly makes me feel like a weight has lifted off my chest :) sorry this is so random... I hope you have a good day/night! xxx

Congrats on telling someone! It’s totally not weird at all. I also felt that need to tell, like the words were bubbling up out of me. I think it’s something that a lot of people experience! You’re always welcome here and I hope you have a good day or a good night too! 

I’ve been holding back on making this post because I feel like it’ll rub off as whiny and self-centered but it’s out of mental illness, and the issues are acting up enough right now to finally ask

Can you interact with this post somehow if I’m an actually likable person? Words would be best but likes work just fine too

To the anon in my inbox. AN ACCUSATION IS NOT FUCKING STONE-COLD FACT YOU IDIOT!! If I accused you of beating my dog to death does that make it FACT? Or are we now in the business of assuming guilt until proven innocent?

And grow the fuck up. If it turned out to be true I would be as disgusted as the next person and rightly so. Who in their right mind would condone something like That? But am I about to condemn ANYONE based on words written on a social media account? Of course the fuck I’m not. And if you are then I feel for you I really do.

anonymous asked:

You keep saying that Malec didn't break up, but then you say they will find their way back to each other. So is it safe to say that they are on a break or giving each other space? Because the look in Alec's face isn't one of "Oh, I'll see him tomorrow." Alec and Magnus both look really really devastated and heart broken. Not saying that they won't return to each other. I'm just saying that it's not unrealistic to think that they did break up, even if it's temporary.

Okay, to make this clear, my word is not set in stone here, right? :)

But as I said numerous times by now, this didn’t feel like a real break up to me. Please, a real break up is something different, people. Sure, Alec will now sleep alone again at the institute while Magnus is at his loft. And there won’t be kisses and intimate moments and such. All very true. But at the end of the day, and I think the most important thing that this scene showed was…. they stepped away from each other because they love each other too much and they need to concentrate on the war going on, making sure that their people are safe. Because they are leaders, and not just Alec and Magnus in that cute little bubble. And I think that’s what Magnus realized in the end.

To me, this is a “seperation” of some kind (I am having trouble to come up with a right word, sue me) to figure out how to have both when the world is about to end, you know? And they will find a way out of this. Because their feelings are to strong for each other to just let this go to waste.