i feel like i'm getting married here guys

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Tell me why I feel like a queen 👑

At the diner:
  • White ass republican: I can't believe Obama is letting all these gays get married what a bunch of fags
  • Percy: code yellow
  • Leo: *jumps in Percy's lap* OH WOW SUDDENLY I AM FEELING REALLY GAY
  • Percy: ALL OF THE HOMO HAS DESCENDED UPON ME
  • Percy: LEO LET US BE GAY TOGETHER
  • Annabeth and Calypso: guys pls no not again
  • Piper: *crashes through window* ANNABETH CALYPSO I AM FEELING SO GAY RN COME LETS GET MARRIED AND HAVE LESBIAN SEXY TIMEZ
  • Thalia: *falls onto their laps* GAYYYYYYYYY
  • Nico: guys can we not, I'm literally the only gay person here...
  • Piper: lol WRONG. *grabs Thalia's hand and runs away*
  • Leo: lol WRONG. *turns around in Percy's lap to kiss him*
  • Will: lol WRONG. *wraps his arms around Nico and quietly asks him if he would like to go out for coffee*