Okay you know what I know we were all so worried about biphobia or slut shaming or what have you but honestly I thought they handled that incredibly well? It makes perfect sense for them to be a little bit anxious about that disparity, and especially for Alec I can imagine there’s a lot of insecurity there and I think if they hadn’t touched on that it would have been almost unrealistic? And Alec didn’t have a bad reaction, he got scared. And Magnus also was surprised by Alec’s lack of experience, you know? Which I feel like puts them both in an equally wrong footed position and made that awkwardness totally understandable. And they resolved it right away and agreed to put in the effort necessary to understand and be with each other like bless this show for giving us the malec we deserve
are you sure it's safe to be so open with your real name? lotta creeps out there :/
not to jinx it but like, what are they gonna do? i mean, i rly dont care if ppl kno who i am, im not tryin to be anonymous or anythin. griffin mcelroy’s way more well known than me and we all kno his name
“I…spent years feeling like I was perched with one foot on a trans-shaped rowboat and the other foot resting on a butch dock, balancing myself and my language and words and work in the space between them.”
I just finished reading Gender Failure by Rae Spoon and Ivan Coyote. They wrote honestly and beautifully about their experiences with naming, un-naming, and finding peace in their identities.
I’ve struggled with my own identity. I’ve felt… and feel the constant tug of the world’s expectations. If you do too, then you will be able to find a piece of yourself in their words.
also that 'i love you' had to be directed at dean, the way he said it and looked down and we get dean's reaction??? and then he said "i love all of you" but im like? you barely know mary so i dont think you just up and /love/ her like that so it def sounded like a way to cover up deans ily but not making it as if he doesnt care about sam and mary too. but ugh my heart also bitter they didnt fucking hug him
i think adding mary into the mix is creating this atmosphere where they’re all allowed to be a bit softer? adding a woman protagonist to a hyper masculine setting makes it a bit more palatable for the less gay audience to accept that a dude, with his dying breath, would tell a couple other dudes that he loves them. i think that’s why i like mary. having her around tricks the writers into subconsciously making the characters softer, more in touch with their emotions, more prone to sharing their feelings. not that they haven’t done this in the past without a woman present, but gosh it sure has been happening a lot lately, hasn’t it?
040. “our ac is out and it’s the middle of summer.”
If there had to be a time where you’d want to be a vampire more than ever, it would be during summertime. The scorching sun had no mercy for anyone and not even a little spare of dimming down when your AC is knocked the fuck out (thanks a lot LG, life isn’t too good now). Here there’s a drastic difference between how you and Yoongi deals with it.
Him: leisurely reading a book by the sofa while you: underneath the fan with close to no clothing, on the floor with your arms spread out to beg for the heat to just go away.
Yoongi didn’t plan on saying anything but when you’re letting out a long groan as you roll about, he finally gives in and notices your attire… which doesn’t consist of much. The crop top of you have on rides up until your mid abdomen with shorts lining your hips down to your mid thighs. In other words, a lot of skin. He gulps and sits up, eyes pondering around to find yours as a distraction.
“Why do you sound like you’re being barbecued?”
He doesn’t know if he should laugh when you let out a sad and much annoyed because I am! Soon after your emotions get the back from being roasted, simmering down to apologize meekly and add on with: “It’s just so hot… and this has got to be the worst time the AC to break down,”
Yoongi wasn’t too sure on how to deal with this and his facial expression says it all. The creasing of his forehead with the tips of his brows coming together to the middle like a half-done cross of disapproval only confirms that he must have no idea how it feels like. He almost sympathizes you.
“Is it that bad?”
“Well it’s-”His eyes widen when yours lock with his and they stay like that enough to put your words to a halt. With a hand raised up, your fingers beckon him over. If it wasn’t for the way you look like a dead fish begging for water on the surface of this summer oven living room, he wouldn’t oblige but now, he easily does so. He kneels down closely for you to cup his cheek and he’s certain the way your eyes turn to slits isn’t a good sign.
“Do you not sweat? At all? It’s forty degrees outside!”
Yoongi snorts and sits on the floor, crossing his legs as your hand slips from his face and onto his lap.
“Nothing?” You scoff, and even that feels hot, “I feel like dying already,”
“Maybe it’s time for you to turn immortal-”
The foot that nudges his knee is what sets him off cackling as you roll away from him, “Don’t even start.”
((”we’re never ever leaving here until summer is over,” you sigh in bliss, relishing on the fact that yoongi’s library has four air conditioning that all works from any possible angle. he only manages so much as to smile, watching as you lay on his sofa with a contended smile on your face.
it all gets ruined however when the door opens with a half hyu- coming out and it finishes with a sound of disbelief.
“are you for real? y/n gets to lay down on your sofa and i accidentally, god forbid let my ass touch it just a little and you broke my windshield?”
“what’s all the-wow hyung. favoritism is bloody high in here,”
“was that a pun?”
“…i think you should shut up,”
“and if the two of you still want to head home in one piece, get the fuck out.”))
i’ve been collecting funny/cute texts & texts from texts from last night for about 2 years. they’ve been sitting in a word document for a long time so with all the text memes i’ve been seeing around, i decided to take all the texts i’ve saved and make a meme with them bc why not. there’s a bit of everything bellow: fluff, silliness, nsfw, angst, etc etc
[text] Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
[text] I miss you more than I should.
[text] She’s/you’re the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
[text] I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don’t regret it.
[text] you hella high and freaked out about life and interest rates
[text] I love it when you moan my name.
[text] I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
[text] JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
[text] Let’s go get coffee and handcuffs.
[text] I thought you were better than this.
[text] Please stop calling.
[text] Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I’d say the sex was good
[text] I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
[text] I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
[text] 75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
[text] You think you’re funny, but you’re just an asshole.
[text] I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
[text] I wish things were different.
[text] We should probably end this.
[text] I don’t say it often enough, but I want you to know that I love you.
[text] Please let me know what I did to deserve you…I want to make sure I keep on doing it.
[text] I told you I’d ride your broomstick if you let me call you Harry Potter and you drew a lightning bolt on your forehead.
[text] I’m still laying in bed cuz I don’t feel like adulting yet
[text] I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
[text] What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I’d be a trophy wife! Get it?
[text] I’m sorry for everything.
[text] I just want to have sex that doesn’t end like a B-rated horror movie.
[text] Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I’m not sure she gets me anymore.
[text] I never should have left you there.
[text] I don’t have patience for riddles.
[text] You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
[text] Dunno. My heart says “no”, my brain says “maybe” and my dick says “YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!”
[text] We had sex and he ended up in the hospital… don’t know if I should be worried or proud.
[text] Just tell me what’s wrong !
[text] let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
[text] I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
[text] … so it’s a date ?
[text] Can I come by?
[text] I thought we were ok ?
[text] I want you to meet my squirrel
[text] If blow jobs were a super power she’d be in the Justice League.
[text] Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can’t decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
[text] I can’t imagine life without you.
[text] Can’t wait to see you again.
[text] just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
[text] I should have told you first, I’m sorry.
[text] I’m sorry ! I don’t know what else to tell you !
[text] You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
[text] We are not together any more, remember ?
[text] why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
[text] did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
[text] Maybe we’ll see each other again.
[text] if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he’d think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
[text] I never thought we’d end up like this.
[text] Why do you keep doing this to me ?
[text] I’m so tired of your lies.
[tex] Why are you so angry ?
[text] I thought you were coming alone…. ?
[text] I should get him/you a card “thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication”
[text] I don’t understand…
[text] If I had a penis, I’d want to put it in you. And I’d treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
[text] You had to apologize for “being too aggressive about harry potter”
[text] We can work this out.
[text] We have a system, okay?
[text] I don’t have time to shower before my passport photos…your cum is all over my hair…that’s with me for 10 years now
[text] I know you’re on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven’t been spanked in years so if you’re still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
[text] I know you’ve been lying to me.
[text] You need to leave. Now !
[text] i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
[text] You’re so easy to be with and so hard to be without.
[text] Every morning I wake up with a sad face because I know it is the start of one more day without you.
[text] Everyone leaves.
[text] I don’t know how you put up with me.
[text] I just fell off a roof. So I’m kinda chillin for a minute.
[text] Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
[text] I’m 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
[text] please don’t leave me alone
[text] You cried at the bar for 30 minutes because you got your arm stuck in your sweater. You got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped you.
[text] I wish we had more time.
[text] shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
[text] I miss you every day.
[text] Please please pick up
[text] Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
[text] I’m out of practice. be my yoda
[text] Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn’t know where he is.
[text] Do you think it’ll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I’ve slept with both the bride and the groom?
[text] Someone said we’re out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying ‘but where will all the polar bears live”. That drunk.
[text] I’d just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
[text] You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. “Look I’m Harry Potter.”
[text] This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
[text] If u ever apologize to me for “too-rough” sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
[text] Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
[text] I’d help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I’m still drunk
[text] YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don’t think she’s going to call you.
[text] And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever… And I’ve seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo’s David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
[text] She’s/you are the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
[text] It’s not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
[text] I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
[text] We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
[text] She said she couldn’t find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
[text] Stop making me think about you. I’m busy.
[text] I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You’re welcome.
[text] You make me want to be better.
[text] You saw my boobs then looked up and yelled thank you jesus.
Fatal can't close his Red eye? Does it hurt or someting?
Nope, I imagine that the melty-ness of his red eye left it paralyzed and unable to move, close, or emote. I imagine that it feels kind of numb to Fatal, like when your foot kind of falls asleep, so it probably doesn’t hurt or anything.