i feel dirty for doing this o o

girl next door (m)

member: kim yugyeom

genre: pure smut (requested)

a/n: team #hotforyugyeom - longest smut I’ve ever written and proud

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Originally posted by sravenreyes

You were neighbors with a guy from the university’s baseball team, him being the same age as you and taking a few similar courses.

You’ve always had the hots for him, but little did you know he had fantasies of his own.

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anonymous asked:

How about some sin? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How about Reaper, Hanzo, Genji, and Roadhog getting tired of being teased by their needy s/o decides to pin their s/o down and over-stimulate the crap out of them

oh man oH MAN it’s been so long since i’ve written dirty shit g o o d b y e

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When they see another member eating a banana in a suggestive way unconsciously


*Can’t stop staring at Chanyeol eating the banana, dirty thoughts running through his head.*

‘’Fk I’m hooked.’’


‘’I know what you’re trying to do Byun Baekhyun but it’s not work.’’ It’s definately working


‘’Oh my god Suho, stop doing that!’’

Suho: ‘’ ??? Doing what??’’

‘’Eating the banana!!’’

Suho: ‘’ ????But why ?? I’m hungry???’’

*Is having a mental breakdown, feelings of secondhand embarrassment surfaces as he watches Suho eat the banana lol*


*Kyungsoo watching Kai tbh.*


‘’Are you continuing eating that banana…?’’

D.O: ‘’Yea, why?’’

‘’Nothing. Oh my god please stop I can’t handle this any longer.’’


‘’Tao stop eating the banana.’’

Tao: ‘’What? Why!?’’

‘’Just stop it.’’


‘’I don’t think you’re supposed to eat a banana that way Sehun-ah.’’

Sehun: ‘’What are you talking about?’’

‘’…You’re doing this on purpose aren’t you..’’

Sehun: ‘’??????????’’


*When he sees Xiumin eating the banana he has to control everything so he won’t freak out.*


Just preted Kris is Lay xD

*Can’t take it anymore and steals Lay’s banana.*

Lay: ‘’..!! I wanted to eat that!’’ 

‘’Not gonna happen. No. Nope. Nopi di nope!’’


*Tries to flush the banana away with his supernatural water powers.*

Chen: ‘’What are you doing Joonmyeon?’’

*Concentrates even harder.* ‘’C’mon water, work with me!’

Chen: ‘’?? Earth to Suho? Hello??’’



*Seeing Kris eat the banana*


‘’Ughh this is driving me crazy. If Luhan doesn’t finish that piece of fruit soon I don’t know what will happen.’’

Ayyyyyyyyyy~ 2nd request for today and the last one, off to bed~ 

Thank you for the request anon! It never hurts to ask with ‘please’ tho, just as a side note.

EXO reaction to their g/f having opposite powers

–Since I got two power related requests, I’m posting them together. Here is their child having their power. I was going to put them together but it would have been too long.–

–Also, I based most of these off Pokemon types so… lol If you’re curious why I picked what I picked, feel free to ask–


D.O- Earth: Water

D.O: I get it, Y/n. You beat me. You can stop splashing me now. *you tease him every time he uses his power by washing it away*

Kai- Teleportation: Freeze Object/Person

Kai: So, y/n, you can freeze me… What are you going to do to me ;) *just starts making dirty jokes every time you use your power*

Baekhyun- Light: Darkness *blocks out light*

Baekhyun: Okay, I get that you make it dark, but that’s just with your personality. What’s your actual power? *bitter that his power loses to yours so he gets all bitchy*

Chen- Lightning: Earth

Chen: *after you tease him for having a power that beats his* I don’t even want to talk to you right now. You are as low as dirt.

Lay- Healing: Death

Lay: Y/n, you don’t have to demonstrate! I believe you! How does this cute thing have such a dangerous power?? *worries about dealing with this later on*

Suho- Water: Lightning

Suho: That’s my girl! She’s got an awesome superpower~ Proud of you, honey! *becomes your biggest fan*

Tao- Time Control: Speed *not affected by time control*

Tao: As if your power is that great. *scoffs* Just because mine doesn’t affect you doesn’t mean yours is better. You have to use your head, y/n. How can that be better than mine?

Chanyeol- Flame/Fire: Water

Chanyeol: Oh my god. Y/n, we’re the ultimate duo! We’re perfect for each other!

Sehun- Wind: Earth

Sehun: Oh no~ Y/N power is better than mine. Whatever shall I do? *sarcasm do thick you’re going to drown*

Kris- Flight: Lightning

Kris: *after you tease him that you’re better* You just want to see me cry, don’t you? Well you didn’t think of something. You can’t use your power if you come with me. *just picks you up and wins*

Luhan- Telepathy: Strength  (ft. Chen)

Luhan: I can’t believe this. This isn’t happening. I’m never going to live this down. You know, y/n, I’m usually very manly. Strength isn’t all there is to a man.

Chen in the background:

Xiumin- Frost: Fire

Xiumin: You going to heat things up between us, y/n? You know opposites attract.

–gifs found on google–