pidge gunderson aka katie holt aka the green paladin of voltron? yeah I care about her so much, I really really like her I- *trips* *thousands of pictures of pidge spill from my pockets* oh yeah those are mine! I forgot about those aha I should look after them bette- *slips on a pile of pictures* fuck no I’m sorry for stepping on you pidge, your face is perfect and I love it, I love it a lot- *more pictures tumble out as I fall to my knees, lovingly trying to pick them up* hang on a sec bEAUTIFUL
Mike Hanlon? what a perfect boy i love him i- [trips] [thousands of pictures of Mike fall out of my pocket] fuck i was going to get those laminated i- [slips on a pile of pictures] fu ck no im sorry babe hang on i got you i- [more pictures fall out as i fall to my knees, desperately trying to pick them up] NO O these are special edition i was getting these framed wAIT-
In case you guys didn’t hear the news, the new VOCALOID song Sand Planet / Suna no Wakusei (砂の惑星) by Hachi (Kenshi Yonezu) is the first song in VOCALOID history to reach 1,000,000 views the fastest, in only 6 days.
It truly, genuinely, sincerely makes me so happy to see so many people expressing their love for the song, as well as the producer Hachi/Kenshi Yonezu himself, and VOCALOID as a whole. It’s a song that speaks both nostalgia to the world of VOCALOID a near decade ago and what VOCALOID has become today and to the near future. Being a VOCALOID fan since even before Hachi was ever producing VOCALOID works, I feel it’s a song that really brings together the old and the new in such a beautiful way. And bringing people together– that’s one of the core ideas that makes VOCALOID what it is, and that makes it all the more meaningful. I hope that all the new people just coming into the community can learn to love VOCALOID too and make it something powerfully meaningful to themselves along the way as well.
(and before u say “6 days isn’t that fast for a video to reach a million views” please consider the fact that YouTube has about 800 million users while niconico only has about 24 millon, that a lot of the videos with 1 million+ views on YouTube are “episodes” put out by “youtubers” regularly and thus is only a function of their internet program, while “viral videos” are generally some kind of spontaneously-videotaped “fail” or comedic happenstance, a Vocaloid PV is an artistic franchise-based work that tends not to travel beyond its fanbase, and that Hachi hasn’t produced a Vocaloid work since 2013……….then yes, a million views in only 6 days is an amazing feat.)
Lance? what a perfect person i love him i- [trips] [thousands of pictures of Lance fall out of my pocket] fuck i was going to get those laminated i- [slips on a pile of pictures] fu ck no im sorry babe hang on i got you i- [more pictures fall out as i fall to my knees, desperately trying to pick them up] NO O these are special edition i was getting these framed wAIT-
There must be a book about this ?? what to do when your friend turns into a big pinkish cat ?
Thank you ! It was a good excuse for me to draw
Peregrïn’s cat form. She has a reflex of turning into it when she’s startled. Even when not in battle. Like… don’t wake her up with big noises and stuff.
The suggestion was Peregrïn
protecting Khadgar, which is something she would 100% do so I agree with this idea >v< I still want to point out that at this age they’re pretty much equals, as far as I know, she’s not stronger. And they do stand up for one another. Even when
they were young friends, just two kids, different yet somehow similar.
this was objectively the most insane experience of my life, including gishwhes
I actually had no idea what I wanted to do for my Cockles op until a few hours earlier on my run to the party store. I’m getting all excited about this, so I step up with the piñata and stick outreached and say “Some serious catharsis is about to happen.” Misha immediately grabs the stick, and they’re both smirking at it as they get into position. I move off to the side behind Misha, but Chris moves me so that I’m kneeling between them. (heh.)
So Misha’s only miming hitting it in the photo, which I was kind of disappointed about because I fully expected them to go ham on it, but afterwards when I reach out to take the
piñata back from Jensen he isn’t really giving it back. Then a volunteer pulls me away a bit and she’s like “yea you might wanna step back for this”, and then it clicks. So I watch as Misha taps the stick on the ground like a baseball bat, and Jensen tosses it across the backdrop to Misha, who hit it clear back across to Jensen’s feet. He realizes the
piñata’s not actually damaged yet, so he walks back across and wields the stick and starts beating the shit out of it.
Then Jensen takes the stick from him and Misha grabs the piñata and pitches it (as it were) over to Jensen, who then knocks it halfway across the room and almost hits Chris, who’s been taking more photos (THAT HOPEFULLY WE’LL SEE AT SOME POINT), and the Trump face falls off and it’s all dented, and at this point I just fold over and fall to my knees laughing. They’ve totally forgotten I’m still there but I don’t even care, I’m just enjoying the show.
Then they crowd around the camera to see the pictures, and they’re giggling like dweebs and heck I wish I’d seen the other photos but I wasn’t allowed.
So at this point it’s been like 2 minutes and they’ve decided it’s time to move on, so the volunteer hands me back the stick and the busted-up
piñata and detached face, and I’m leaving the room with a wide grin because that was the best thing I ever could have asked for. But THEN, the whole thing takes a weird turn because as I’m leaving the room, Jared is standing right outside the door and we make eye contact that is way too prolonged to walk away from without saying anything. I also notice that he’s eyeing the faceless piñata. And I don’t know why I feel the need to explain myself but I just stammer out,
Which is definitely the last thing he was expecting to hear and he just blinks and he’s like “what”
And I’m still kind of stammering like “it–it used to…it had…there was a Trump face–” and I hold up the crumpled face for him to see “–AND THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT.”
And obviously he’s TOTALLY PERPLEXED and he’s like “Oh……that’s….awesome???“ And I kind of nod thoughtfully as I seek a way out of this situation and I’m like ”………okayigottagoBYE" AND I SPRINT (LITERALLY SPRINT) AWAY IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.
I still haven’t quite processed it.
(feel free to crop me out, just please credit me!)
Warnings: angst, self doubt and self loathing, fan hate, fluff, mild smut
Word Count: 2.3k
A/N:This is the SECOND fic for my 6k celebration and one year fic-i-versary. The line requested was, “You should be able to see that I’m 90% crap..” It will be highlighted in the fic. This is written for Steph, @torn-and-frayed Hope you like it, dear. Thanks for celebrating with me.
Power rangers? I mean it was a decent movie I- *trips* *thousands of pictures of the kids spill from pockets* fuck those aren’t mine i swear i’m just holding them for a friend i- *slips on a pile of petitions for a sequel * fu ck no they’re not mine im not that invested i just- *more pictures fall out as i fall to my knees, desperately trying to pick them up* hang on a sec jUst LISTEN
oh yeah i’m on a book buying ban, no book buying for m– *trips* *hundreds of books fall out of bag* fuck look these aren’t new i swear i’m just carrying them around for fun– *slips on a pile of books* fu ck no i haven’t been buying anything i am so committed to– *more books fall out as i fall to my knees, desperately trying to gather them up* hang on just L IST EN i haven’t been buying– *doorbell rings* NO those are NOT new books being delivered how DARE you even–
•don’t fight me on this like its a tradition to wake him up by kissing his dimples and he won’t wake up if you don’t do it
•then again you give him dimple kisses everywhere
•in return he gives you nose kisses
•he’ll give them to you whenever you’re done giving him dimple kisses
•a bunch of food dates
•doesn’t matter what type of food or if you’re on a diet
•if there’s a new place you’re gonna be there with or without him
•when you’re without him then you’ll probably have to tease him by sending pictures but he’ll eventually get you to crack and bring him some take out later that day
•sometimes the other members tag along depending on what it is
•like Winwin and Taeyong tag along to new ice cream places
•Doyoung goes to bbq places with you guys
•Johnny and Mark join you whenever there’s pizza involved
•but other times it will mostly be a cute romantic date
•'get ready, I’m coming in 10 minutes’
•'why, it’s 1 in the fucking morning?’
•'new noodle place and I’m gonna leave you if you’re not ready’
•'I’m always ready for food’
•cooking together is also a thing
•well it was a thing until you messed up Taeyoung’s kitchen so now you only cook at your place
•which is fine but he’s usually there at night and you hate cleaning at night
•better than having Taeyong scold you tho
•you spend most of your days at the dorms with the other boys tho
•rarely spend the night there because of Johnny snoring and complaining
•'ew stop making out, it’s like 2 in the morning’
•'shut up Johnny, you’re just jealous you don’t have anyone to make out with’
•you call him Jeff sometimes just to see his dimples when he smiles at you
•he calls you sweetheart or something cliche because he’s Jung Jaehyun but you don’t really mind
•cheesy pickup lines all day everyday
•'if you were a vegetable you would be a cutecumber’
•'do you have a bandaid because I scraped my knee falling for you’
•'I love you with all my butt. I would say my heart but my butt is bigger’
•'Jaehyun, we’re already dating’
•binge watching shows on Netflix together when you’re not out eating or cooking
•it’s just you, Jaehyun, the blanket and your laptop
•and snacks of course
•kinda like Netflix and Chill but you guys are actually chilling
•most of the times anyways
•now moving onto PDA
•idk I feel like Jaehyun wouldn’t actually do that much until you’re in the dorms or at the privacy of your home
•like he’ll just have his arm over your shoulder if you’re out where strangers can see him
•an occasional kiss whenever he’s feeling extra affectionate
•everything is else is a strict no
•but he’ll attack you with hugs and kisses at the dorms no hesitation
•sometimes if he’s ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) then he’ll stick his hand in your shirt
•like just so he can like draw patterns on your stomach or sides but no where else because he’s a respectable person
•actually I take that back
•very rarely he has his hands on your boob when you sleep but not much you can do about it since he’s fast asleep
•doesn’t really hold hands because he just pulls you in for a hug / cuddle anyways so what’s the point?
•'hey Yoonoh, sing me a song’
•'never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and dessert you’