i fail at life

  • Low-key tries to imply to brother that I ship slash OTP's
  • Bro and me: *talking about show we love*
  • Me: *casually* you know, most people seem to think that X and X have such good chemistry and compliment each other so well that they could work as a couple...
  • Bro: yeah, I guess but I don't think it could be of romantic natu-
  • Me: THEY LOVE EACH OTHER, THEY ARE MEANT TO BE GODDAMNIT!!!
  • Bro: ...
  • Me: ... Or so they say, I mean I can see why they say it, they are quite close and stuff... *shrugs*
  • Nailed it
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“I find that the best way into [acting successfully] is to open my heart up to it and allow it to be as truthful and honest as I can be, and I can make it. It’s hard to do that; it’s hard to open yourself up to something.” - Lee Pace

So i read a prompt about accidentally summoning a demon and it may have inspired me to write a script detailing how I accidentally summoned not a demon, but physical representations of my own personality (yes… like the sanders sides). I’m debating continuing it and then eventually recording it as a tribute video for the second sandersidesiversary. 

Idk. I’m just over here trying to be creative and I’ve got nothing. I fail at life. 

So the other day I skyped my crush, and my friend was all like
“DON’T FORGET TO FLIRT! YOU NEED TO FLIRT!”
So I go and I MAKE A FREAKING FAKE MAKEUP WOUND GOING THROUGH THE PROCESS AND EXPLAINING TO MY CRUSH HOW TO PROPERLY APPLY THE FAKE SKIN AND BLOOD.

I don’t think this is quite what my friend meant when she said flirting..

I’m a freaking potato.
So you guys know Kat Graham’s Wet N’ Wild campaign

Well I really liked the makeup in this shot.

I liked the makeup so much so that I attempted to recreate it on myself…

Suffice to say I epically failed coming out looking more like a dysfunctional clown who always wanted to be a China doll. And then I figured with a little photoshop…

I figured I should embrace the psycopathic barbie bitch on acid look

And then I realized that this would have been the perfect headshot for the movie Big Eyes and that Tim Burton would probably appreciate the creepy things I do when I’m bored. Oh and that I can’t do makeup for shit.

That is all.