i f*ing love the rain

Mean Girls Starters
  • ❝If you're from Africa, why are you white?❞
  • ❝Oh my God, [name], you can't just ask people why they're white.❞
  • ❝Boo, you whore!❞
  • ❝Nice wig, [name]. What's it made of?❞
  • ❝Your Mom's chest hair!❞
  • ❝On Wednesdays we wear pink!❞
  • ❝Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining [name]'s life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.❞
  • ❝Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic.❞
  • ❝You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!❞
  • ❝See? That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, [name], for example, he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with [name], [name]? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch! Here. You can have this. It won a prize.❞
  • ❝And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!❞
  • ❝That is so fetch!❞
  • ❝Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!❞
  • ❝God! I am so sorry [name]. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!❞
  • ❝[Name], I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.❞
  • ❝And none for [name], bye!❞
  • ❝Get in loser, we're going shopping.❞
  • ❝Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.❞
  • ❝I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...❞
  • ❝She doesn't even go here!❞
  • ❝Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?❞
  • ❝I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.❞
  • ❝I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.❞
  • ❝Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.❞
  • ❝One time she met John Stamos on a plane... And he told her she was pretty.❞
  • ❝One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.❞
  • ❝Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?❞
  • ❝Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.❞
  • ❝Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!❞
  • ❝[Name] had cracked.❞
  • ❝Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!❞
  • ❝Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin, 'cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!❞
  • ❝There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!❞
  • ❝I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.❞
  • ❝I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.❞
  • ❝Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to taco bell?❞
  • ❝I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD [name] you're so stupid!❞
  • ❝It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.❞
  • ❝That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.❞
  • ❝She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.❞
  • ❝That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.❞
  • ❝She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.❞
  • ❝And they have this book, this burn book, where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade.❞
  • ❝Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!❞
  • ❝At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die.❞
  • ❝Is butter a carb?❞
  • ❝You can't sit with us!❞
  • ❝Fine! You can walk home, bitches.❞
  • ❝And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.❞
  • ❝My grandma takes her wig off when she's drunk.❞
  • ❝I love her. She's like a Martian!❞
  • ❝Are they not suppose to be let out when they're grounded?❞
  • ❝She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?❞
  • ❝I like invented her, you know what I mean?❞
  • ❝I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.❞
  • ❝Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.❞
  • ❝Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.❞
  • ❝Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.❞
  • ❝Regina George is not sweet! She's a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!❞
  • ❝I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.❞
  • ❝Your face smells like peppermint!❞
  • ❝Oh, you'll get socialized all right, a little slice like you.❞
  • ❝You're a regulation hottie.❞
  • ❝We do not have a clique problem at this school.❞
  • ❝But you do have to watch out for "frenemies".❞
  • ❝I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you won't make fun of her!❞
  • ❝Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.❞
  • ❝I don't hate you cuz yo' fat... yo' fat cuz I hate you!❞
  • ❝You smell like a baby prostitute.❞
  • ❝Is your muffin buttered?❞
  • ❝Jason, you do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She's not interested. Do you want to have sex with him?❞
  • ❝Good. So it's settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.❞
  • ❝Finally, Girl World was at peace.❞
  • ❝Hey, check it out. Junior Plastics.❞
  • ❝Damn, Africa, what happened?❞
  • ❝I saw [name] wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.❞
  • ❝Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?❞
  • ❝Make sure you check out her mom's boob job. They're hard as rocks.❞
  • ❝Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.❞
  • ❝Okay, I'm going to forgive you because I'm a very Zen person... and I'm on a lot of pain medication right now.❞
  • ❝Can you believe my f-ing mom is here?❞
  • ❝I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.❞
  • ❝I care. Every year the seniors through this dance for the underclassmen called the Spring Fling. And whosoever is elected King and Queen automatically become head of the Student Activities Committee and since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would safely say, I care.❞
  • ❝Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism.❞
  • ❝Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?❞
  • ❝What are marijuana tablets?❞
  • ❝You cannot do that. That is social suicide. Damn! You are so lucky you have us to guide you.❞
  • ❝Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.❞
  • ❝Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.❞
  • ❝Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!❞
  • ❝I know having a boyfriend might seem like the only thing important to you right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself down in order for a guy to like you.❞
  • ❝Come on! We could publish it and then everybody would see what an ax-wound she really is!❞
  • ❝And you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week, so I guess you chose today.❞
  • ❝She's not even that good looking if you really look at her.❞
  • ❝I don't know, now that she's getting fatter she's got pretty big jugs.❞
  • ❝Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!❞
  • ❝I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang.❞
  • ❝You can do this. There's nothing to break your focus, because not one of those Marymount boys is cute.❞
  • ❝There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.❞
  • ❝Well, I mean you wouldn't buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.❞
  • ❝The limit does not exist!❞
  • ❝I just wanted to say that you're all winners. And that I couldn't be happier the school year is ending.❞
  • ❝It's called the South Beach Fat Flush and all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours.❞
  • ❝She's fabulous, but she's evil.❞
  • ❝So, are you gonna send any candy canes?❞
  • ❝No. I don't send them, I just get them. So you better send me one, byotch.❞
  • ❝'Cause she's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.❞
  • ❝Oh no, I can't say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present.❞
  • ❝Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!❞
  • ❝Oh, no. It was coming up again, word vomit... no, wait a minute... Actual vomit.❞
  • ❝Grool... I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.❞
  • ❝I'm a cool mom! Right Regina?❞
  • ❝Good news, they didn't get run over... Bad news, they're still flat.❞
  • ❝Hey, hey, hey. How are my best girlfriends?❞
  • ❝Oh god, busted! Just start apologizing and crying. No, play it cool.❞
  • ❝I mean no offense, but how could she send you a candy cane? She doesn't even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I'm the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn't hear that.❞
URL Tag

Rules: Spell out your URL using only k-pop songs and tag ten people

I was tagged by @chickendora (Thank you! <3)

Playing with fire - Blackpink

Artificial love - EXO

Stop it - Got7

The rain - Ladies’ Code

All the way up - B.A.P

Feel so good - B.A.P  

All in - Monsta X

I need u - BTS

Ring ding dong - SHINee

Young, wild & free -  B.A.P

Don’t wanna cry - Seventeen

I guess i need u - B.A.P

No jam - Got7

One shot -B.A.P

Signal - Twice

As if it’s your last - Blackpink

U need me - SHINee

Rush - Monsta X

I’m Tagging @lilsvt@walkingartbangyongguk , @daeumie , @matchapocky , @sonrisasurlemur , @nikkutz, @kimhiimchan , @daehyunmylove , @shootfortheestrella , @kae-popx , and whoever else wants to do it, you guys don’t have to do it if you don’t want to, I’ll still love you <3

To do list:

Okay so I went though my ask and here’s the things i’ll be doing and yes I know some things are requested as full imagines but those take time and some would be better as a drabble or blurb xx (if your request isn’t up here I’ve probably already done it or just delete it bc it was weird lol) 

if it’s crossed out it’s done xo

Blurbs:

imagine/blurb where Y/N is opening up a show for Justin & throughout the show is dancing on him very sexually and then plays it off innocent. 

Can you do a blurb when justin walks in on Y/N twerking like a pro

blurb or imagine on how y/n makes Justin really super mad and her having to be the one to make up for it and Justin almost leaving her omg 

can you do a Drabble on how being in a photo shoot with Justin would be like 

Blurb on justin dating/marring a Hispanic girl 

could u write a blurb about you meeting Justin for the first time? Like the way you guys would act and stuff 🙏 pleasee❤❤ 

Drabbles:

I was just wondering if you can make an imagine about the panty teaser(its a type of sexual device couples use).

Can you do a divorce image? Like y/n wants a divorce but jb doesn’t so he freaks out an blah blah u make up the rest 😊

Can you do a Justin bieber imagine where you’re Kendall’s friend but you and Justin get really close but then one night while you’re all hanging out he acts like he doesn’t care about you in front of the guys and you get your feelings hurt because you like him?

I f***ing love your profile and your imagines I’m currently addicted to Pregnancy Drabble. GOOD JOB! P.s could you do an imagine where Justin and y/n get into a big argument then him walking in the rain, at 12:00 am knocking on your window begging for forgiveness?

Blurb where Justin’s giving you a back massage after a rough day and you start moaning and he gets turned on 😩 I love your blog sm 💕

Can you please do a blurb or imagine or w/e you want about u giving Justin’s his first ever blow job ❤️❤️❤️

could u do a blurb where Justin is drunk and he’s being all clingy and silly and asks u to marry him? lol

Can you write an imagine where Y/N tries to get Justin to sleep with her so she can get pregnant and tell him as a present for his birthday?

Can you do an imagine where y/n is sad and Justin comforts her and makes her feel better?

Could you please do a part two to ‘Ex’??

this is just an idea but for one of the drabbles you could do something like a “one year anniversary” your mush drabbles are always the cutest and I love them ☺️💕 

Heyyyy can you do an imagine where Y/N and jb are bffs and go on a shopping trip and how it would be. Make it cute. LOVE UR BLOG IT’S FREAKING JESUS 👌🏽💯🙌🏽😍👍🏽

omg can you do a blurb or something about like a really chill night with Justin and squad? like idk maybe they smoke a lot and eat and idk where else to go with this lmao sorry

Ideas for the dating justin drabble list. Justin flirting with you and charming you even tho you’re already dating. And acting as a couple infront of friends! LOVEE your blog so much! And love that you post something new almost everyday!😍❤️ 

can you do an imagine where you ask justin for a booty rub and he gets distracted and starts roughly smacking and grabbing it and he gets turned on so he fucks her from behind?? dirty talk would be great too thank you x 

so can you do an imagine or a blurb about that last anon request? (the one where Justin wakes up horny and you help him out)

Imagine/blurb publicly teasing justin 

blurb when Justin hits Y/N in the boob on accident & it hurts just as much as the time Y/N hit him in the balls on accident 😂 please & thank you 💖 btw, you’re an amazing writer & I love your blog & yeah 🙈 

Imagine of justin being horny but he founds out you are virgin, so you are a little embarrassed, and feel bad because you want to give but also you are so nerves, but he’ll be cute and gentle, omg Ilysm ♥ 

Hey love, I was wondering if you could do a dirty imagine when y/n is a famous model and comes home really exhausted and Justin volunteers to give her a massage and it starts normal and gets dirty. Please make it long and include some fondling too. (If you know what I mean) (Omfg I said fondling lol). I’ll understand if you don’t have time to do it and I want to let you know I really appreciate you taking time out of your day to update. That’s all bby. 😚😚😚💖💖💖

Imagines:

Can you do a imagine on y/n being a Virgin and her and Justin doing it together and Justin trying to make it her less

Sorry if this would be awkward but if you have time could you do an imagine if y/n and Justin watching porn together 

hey can you make like an imagine where you’re like just friends with Justin but then one night it turns into something else

can you do an imagine that y/n and Justin broke up and after 2 years or so their friends decided to have a get together so they go on a trip and at the hotel they have to sleep on one bed? you can add on from there :) 

Can you do an imagine/blurb where you go to an event a few months after you break up with Justin and he’s there with his vine friends and his model friends and your alone and you wanna get back together with him and so does he but you’ve been avoiding him because you don’t know if you want to get together with him and you see how much fun he’s having with his friends but you don’t really like them so you kinda just drift in a corner by yourself and he approaches and idk about the end please 

hey babe 😁😊 I saw you reblogged a prompt about the guy playing guitar at the hotel hall and stuff. I think it would be nice if u wrote an imagine kind of like that, maybe Justin and the squad being really loud in a little party in his hotel bedroom or something and Y/N shows up in her pajamas asking to turn down the noise but ends up partying with them and hooking up with Justin for some reason. I don’t know if you’re taking imagine requests rn, but it would be a really funny/cute one.

Fake Texts:

Can you do a imagine or a fake text where y/n has to do a movie and she’s in her bra and sexual stuff happen and he gets mad especially since people keep asking him about pls btw I love your blog ❤️😍

Hey I love u like so much 😂😘 it might be creepy but it’s the truth , but , can I get a fake text where justin believes some bullshit rumor from Hollywood life that Y/N cheated on him. Thx ☺️

You should do something about you andJustin nudes/sex tapes gets leaked. And also I love you’re blog 

Text where you find out Justin has a camera roll dedicated to your ass

an imagine o fake text where y/n is sad bc justin is always with his friends and not with her

Could you do an imagine or fake text or something where Y/n is out and she comes across beliebers and they hang out and take selfies with them and would text jb or call him and tease him about how she stole his fans or something ssksksjd that would be so cute i die but yeah ☺️

Hey, can you make a fake text where Justin wanna sext but Y/N is blocking and she’s than sending him funny pics as answers? 

fake text for Justin and his girl’s first time sexting. 

Y/N gets mobbed by paps and Justin wasn’t there with her

Fans give Y/N gifts at the hotel that Justin is staying at and tell her to give them to him.

Justin is sick so Y/N buys him a big teddy bear, soup, cough drops and they cuddle with movies for the night. 

Hi 😀 could you please write a fake text or blur where you lose your wedding ring but don’t wanna tell Justin cause you don’t want him to be mad you but you don’t know that he already found it. 

Can you do a text imagine where you were at a party with Justin or something and he’s kind of ignoring you so you go home without telling him and he gets worried and texts you to know if you’re okay?

Fake text of justin wondering how is y/n feeling after they had sex for the first time (she was virgin) and like he is all worried and caring and stuff. Ilysm♥