i expected nothing less tbh

Things we learned from “Know Your Fusion”

-Pearl and Garnet like to bake together
-Garnet can’t ask questions
-Steven and Amethyst can form Smoky with ease, and they don’t even need the dance
-Garnet is genuinely surprised by Smoky, which is great
-Pearls socks fall down, which implies they can be taken off, even though they are like “gem clothes that are also part of their body”
-Pearl and Garnet can form Sardonyx just as easily and quickly as Smoky
-Smoky knows who Sardonyx is, much like Opal knew who Steven was, so the fusions are aware of each others existence
-This is further emphasized by Sardonyx’s game show segments where she talks about the other fusions, all of which are a part of her
-Weapons are allowed in the house, but with some exceptions
-Oh my god these two can’t be together I can’t take all this comedy
-The background music seems to be a mix of both of their’s? Like we have the Sardonyx ragtime theme, but also there is some synth, bass drum beats over top of it
-Sardonyx is sooooo big she has to crawl around the house like a bug
-All fusions have rooms in the temple that only exist as long as the fusion exist
-This could mean that the burning room might not be Garnet’s actual room, but also it could be since we have never seen it during a rare Ruby and Sapphire episode
-I would expect nothing less than Sardonyx to have her own talk show tbh
-I enjoy how Sard’s and Smokys humor clashes: High Class vs Blue Collar, Showman vs Comedian
-Sardonyx calls Smoky a brand new fusion, which could mean that Rose and Ame never fused, or that this Smoky is infact different than the original
-Smoky says they have only existed for 10 minutes, which further emphasizes that this Smoky is different than one with Rose, if she even existed
-However, if Rose and Amethyst never fused before, this could potentially mean that if Steven and Pearl did fuse, we could get Rainbow Quartz 2.0 who is still the same gem, but with a different appearance
-”I’m so excited I could just shatter”
-Fusions know what their counterparts know, even though they are entirely new and different entities
-Smoky claims that they can lick their elbow, but we are never shown this so this is unclear if it is accurate
-Fusion bonding is such a good past time
-Fusions each have something new that they bring to the table, which is a combined strength of its counterparts
-Fusions can get new powers, and/or new weapons. Alexandite doesn’t get a new weapon, but she does gain the ability to breathe fire
-When Sard throws her pencils off stage somebody, most likely Jorge, screams
-All of the jokes breaking the 4th wall are hysterical “Don’t those cartoon characters make you want to buy those products, I sure hope so or I’d be off air” “she’s not actually in this episode, do we still have to pay her?” and finally “footage courtesy of Cartoon Network”
-Sardonyx’s bow can rotate
-According to the Sugilite mini game, Opal is stronger than Garnet. The ranking goes Pearl, Stevonnie, Garnet, Opal, and finally Sugilite being the strongest
-We were SO CLOSE to have Sard sing
-Sardonyx is so dramatic, and I wouldn’t expect anything less
-Smoky definitely has some self confidence issues, but in real life that is only material for comedians, which Smoky definitely uses
-Even though Smoky knows they has some problems, and that they’re not perfect, that doesn’t stop them from having a good time
-When Sardonyx breaks up you can really see the Pearl and Garnet coming through
-Fusion rooms break apart if their fusions do
-Pearl and Garnet are so proud of Amethyst and Steven
-Pearl trying to strategize using Smoky’s yoyo is great
-IS THERE NO MORE ENDING SONG IT WAS JUST BEACH WAVES WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
-So many puns this episode, I want to know who’s idea was it to have the two Pun Masters together in one room