i even laughs at it

youtube

it’s nearly 11PM and i just about pissed myself laughing at this and i don’t even know why

anonymous asked:

Day 23, 2/27/17 - What do you think of "Purity Balls", "Abortion" and "Friends with Benefits" ?

I’m laughing so hard at “purity balls” I can’t even answer the question!!!

I know what they are but I just am picturing testicles with angel halos and wings….. I can not stop laughing

9

literary characters: Elizabeth Bennet, Pride And Prejudice

“I am the happiest creature in the world. Perhaps other people have said so before, but not one with such justice. I am happier even than Jane; she only smiles, I laugh.”

ive been laughing for like the last hour because likealeafonthewind and I got talking abt obi-wan in general and then specifically Ad Verecundiam (aka the timetraveling vader au) and what Obi-Wan in the original timeline is up to

and while I’m of the opinion that there is no original timeline, that Vader is now a paradox, because otherwise it’s just too sad

it also came up of what master obi-wan would think of the fact that his stupid former padawan traveled back in time and ends up banging his younger self like

SHE’S AN INGENUE is my favorite (and also, objectively, the best) line from the opening number of season 2 of Crazy Ex Girlfriend.

Both because I like to….okay…unironically apply it to my life even though I am not an ingenue, but Rebecca is especially NOT an ingenue, but she casts herself in the mental role anyway …Ingenues are wide-eyed, naive, prone to big bad men using them…and, well, usually the leading lady. And of course she’d cast herself as that, ignoring the fact that if there’s anyone doing the nefarious planning in her relationships…it’s her.

I love it.

…Of course, this could all fit into the role she sees herself in in season three, what with ‘BETRAYED AND THROWN AWAY, I WAS WRONGED

*jazz hands* SHE’S AN INGENUE

BTS Reaction - Teaching them English slang

levithesmolsmolbean said: Can i get a reaction to their gf ( a native english speaker) trying to teach them slang (that doesnt translate well into korean)

So I’m an American and for this one I’m just gonna use English slang that I use with my friends on a daily basis. I’m sorry if some of you don’t understand the slang or what it means - if it’s something you’re confused about please message me and I will explain! Some of these do translate fine into Korean - but the meanings of each word are obviously different than what they actually mean when they’re considered English slang.

Jimin:

“’Rip?’ Why do you say that everytime I insult one of the hyungs?” Jimin would ask. You’d just laugh and tell him that it’s English slang, and truly doesn’t translate well into Korean. 

“It means like..how do I even explain myself,” you laugh, before continuing. “Saying ‘rip’ is like saying “ouch, that one hurt” or “that was insulting” to someone who was just insulted by someone else. It’s ironic.” 

Jimin would just look at you weirdly before slowly walking away. 

Jungkook:

“She’s a snake? What do you mean?” He’d ask, looking at you and back at the phone where your boss was telling you that you had to come in early and work late the next day.

“It means she’s two-faced. Sorry,” you’d laugh, and Jungkook would probably, over the course of the next few days, send you snake memes when you were apart. You weren’t even sure if he understood what calling someone a “snake” meant. Oh well.

Suga:

“No. Yoongi. Repeat after me: SAL-TEY. Salty.” You’d be halfway through an English lesson with Yoongi. He had asked you to teach him more English and its safe to say English slang was not his strong suit.

“Salty? Like your ramen is salty? Because that happens a lot when I let Jungkook make it.” Suga would say, and you’d burst out laughing at his take on the word. “It means you’re not necessarily mad at someone, but their actions are distasteful and you’re annoyed with them.”

“Oh, alright. I got,” he began, lifting an eyebrow and smugness taking over his features, “salty at Jin for arguing yesterday. How’s that.”

Namjoon:

He’s pretty fluent in English, so there wasn’t a ton he could learn from you. Although he knew textbook English and how to speak and write it, he wasn’t familiar with a lot of the slang words. You’d constantly speak in English and he appreciated it when you did because it helped him with his own pronounciation and learning, but then you’d say some shit like this:

“Ha, bet.”

He’d stop his sassy argument with you and say, “Bet? What are we betting?” The confused look on your face made you burst out with laughter. “No, not betting, but like - when you say “bet” it means like, “Oh yeah, just watch, I’ll do it, no problem.” Namjoon would begin saying the word a thousand times a day after that.

Taehyung:

You: this is going be lit I’m so excited

When Taehyung received that text message from you, he stared at it for a long time. First of all, the message in it’s entirety was in all Korean besides the word “lit.” Being the awkward noodle he is, he’d be standing in the middle of the sidewalk and trying to sound out the three letter word while people rushed past him, hitting him once in awhile as they hurried away.

Eventually, he’d get frustrated and call you. “It means that you’re going to have a good time and you know it’s going to be fun.” Later that day during practice, he’d tell all the boys that this particular choreography was going to be “lit.” They’d just stare at him while Namjoon burst into laughter.

J-Hope:

“K.” 

It’s all your text message had said, and Hoseok couldn’t figure out what you meant. He understands that it’s an English letter, but why would you just send a random “K” in the middle of an argument?

The two of you had been arguing over appointments and schedules over text and he had sent a paragraph explaining why he couldn’t cancel, and all he got back was “K.” He texted you back with, “What does that mean?” 

You’d walk in the door, argument forgotten as you laugh about him not knowing what you meant. “I was mad at you. You send that to people you’re kinda annoyed with when you want them to stop talking.” You said, glancing at his expression. He looked blankly down at his phone then back up at you before saying, “K,” and walking away with a smug look on his face.

Jin:

In your contact list, you had your best friend listed as “THOT” with a fire emoji and a few hearts next to it. Jin heard your phone beep with a message, and picked it up to see the word blinking on your home screen. When you came back from the kitchen, he’d ask, “Y/N, what does ‘tha-oot mean?” 

You’d begin to laugh so hard at his pronounciation before grabbing your phone and looking at where he got the word from before saying, “Thot. I affectionately call Y/B/F/N that because it’s funny. It means like, well, it could be negative or positive. It’s kinda bad.”

Jin would just give you a disapproving look before shaking his head and turning his attention back to the TV.

anonymous asked:

diapathic systems are real those aren't a thing? that's not something that comes in OSDD-1b or DID no one only has one alter that's just not possible unless all your alters are dormant and if you google it you only get one result and that's on tumblr which isn't a reliable source? were you even traumatized as a child? in order to have either dissociative disorder you have to have been traumatized repeatedly during childhood and i doubt on gods green earth you'd be lucky to only have one alter

idk who u think u are ? the identity police? but mind ur own business lol. and steven doesnt like the word “alter” he prefers headmate xx

Barry Allen- Powers (Part 2)

Requested for part 2 by anon

Words: 679

A/N: It’s been so long since I updated this. Here is part 2. It sucks I know. I was really focused on school. But I still managed to fuck up my tests XD. I still hope you enjoy it.

Keep reading

3

Papyrus and the Pine Cone

At the end of the last chapter of TrioBlasterSets AU, @namekian-maoh and @antarestyl suggested this idea, and I had to comply lmao

The idea was to draw Paps as a cat scared of a cucumber, I didn’t even know cats reacted like that but I sure had a laugh x’D

killer-neko  asked:

Can I just say that this blog is amazing and has me me love Germany a lot more (and made laugh a lot, even when I didn't want to), thank you for making such an awesome blog!

aww … this is really sweet … i’m really glad mod feli and i can make you laugh, even when it can be hard. that is the purpose of this blog, to add something in our lives to dedicate to making humor and happiness.

i have you to thank for this kindness, don’t thank me!

anonymous asked:

Cynthia, don’t even start with me. We all know that the cookies you “baked” for the PTA bake sale were actually store bought, and guess what? They tasted like trash. You’re always late to Yoga class on Tuesdays at 3:00-4:00 PM and you look like a flailing turtle when you go in Standing Tree position. You dress like a teen girl who just discovered Claire’s and your son is bad at soccer, so don’t even go there, Cynthia.

I-… . 

I’m sorry they are picking on you, Cynthia.  Please don’t let them get you down.  Don’t let them discourage you from yoga or helping your son learn soccer.  It takes time to learn a new skill.  Just be patient.  I believe in you, Cynthia.  And it’s ok you bought cookies.  Life is busy and crazy and we don’t always have time to go over the top with things.  You were trying to contribute and that’s what matters.  Don’t overwork yourself to exhaustion.  And as long as it’s not lewd, you can dress however you gob-dang want to and no one can tell you otherwise.  I believe in you, Cynthia.  I don’t know who you are or why an anon sent this to my inbox…?  But,, , It’s going to be ok, Cynthia. 

anonymous asked:

OMG I HAD A DREAM THAT JOHNNY HAD A CRUSH ON ME AND ASKED ME ON A DATE AND I SAID YES EVEN THOUGH I WAS NOT INTERESTED BUT I DIDNT WANT TO HURT HIS FEELINGS SO WHEN HE WENT TO GO PICK ME UP FOR THE DATE HE WAS STANDING AT MY DOOR WITH FLOWERS AS I JUST WATCHED HIM FROM MY WINDOW I'M SUCH A MEAN PERSON SORRY JOHNNY

YOU’RE SO MEAN OH MY GOD HE BROUGHT YOU FLOWERS POOR GUY

even so i’m actually laughing like oh my fuck

he’s such a sweetheart he’d totally do that and you just sMACK HIM DOWN i’m crying