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If Jamie and Claire could text: Post-Culloden Edition
  • << a few months after Culloden, Jamie is in the cave late at night and missing Claire. He texts her number > >
  • Jamie: Christ.... I miss you so much, mo nighean donn
  • << a few hours later, because time zones > >
  • Claire: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL-----
  • Jamie: DEAR HOLY GOD
  • Claire: YOU'RE ALIVE?????????
  • Jamie: YOU CAN GET MY TEXTS THROUGH TIME???????
  • Claire: yes!!!!!!!!!
  • Jamie: YES!!!!!!!!!
  • Claire: OH THANK GOD!!!!!!!!
  • Jamie: OH THANK GOD !!!!!!!!!
  • Claire: JINX
  • Jamie: JINX
  • Jamie: BUT CHRIST, ARE YOU SAFE??? IS THE BAIRN SAFE????
  • Claire: yes yes yes, we're safe and YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!
  • Jamie: DID YOU MAKE IT BACK TO YOUR TIME????????
  • Claire: yes but not for long
  • Jamie: ????
  • Claire: i am ON MY WAY TO THE STONES RIGHT THIS MINUTE because YOU. ARE. ALIVE!!!!!
  • Jamie: WJNEGPIWUEBGPIWUEBGPWIEUBGWOEUB
  • Jamie: CLAIRE
  • Jamie: ELIZABETH
  • Jamie: BEAUCHAMP
  • Jamie: DON'T
  • Jamie: YOU
  • Jamie: EVEN
  • Jamie: DARE
  • Claire: buuuuut Im gonna
  • Claire: i'm bringing meds, a proper gun, and a shitload of gold to buy us passage to Sweden
  • Claire: are you @ LLB?
  • Jamie: WOMAN
  • Jamie: STAY
  • Jamie: PUT
  • Claire: I DO WHAT I WANT
  • Jamie: _)*U)&(G(^&F)*&FPG(G*HUOIYOTGU&YUOH
  • << 10 mins later > >
  • Jamie: my swedish isna great ...
  • Jamie: portugal?
  • Claire: capital idea! the wine is MUCH better there

yirf-pokeri  asked:

# from Katie, ツ from Joseph, and ✆ from Nem, all to Pokeri!

(I am doing this one LNK edition because I want to >8U )

[Katie] sends [Pokeri] a [RANDOM] text!

[ 11:45 PM]
- [ Do you ever think about how weird it would be to not have lungs and to not breathe? Like. To just be laying there….not breathing…. are you dead? Is that what death feels like? But you aren’t dead….?]
- [I think about this a lot]

[Joseph] sends [Pokeri] an [EXCITED] text!

[12:45 AM]
-[ I DID IT!!! I DID IT!!!! TOOK ME ALL DAY BUT I DID IT!!! 8D]
- [ OH SHE SAID YES!!!! sorry kinda left that out;;;; ]
- [ I CANT STOP SMILING!!!!!!!]

[Nem] sends [Pokeri] a [GOOD MORNING] text!

[6:01 AM]
- [ Hello and Good Morning, My Star~
Today I bring you things that You and the Mornings have in common~♡
1) The suns warm rays come nothing close to your arms~
2) You are just as beautiful when you wake as when you sleep~
3) Both a universal sign for joy~
4) Mornings Sing, as you do~ (though personally I find you far more talented than songbirds~)
5) Inspiring~
6) Beautiful~
7) Colorful and Bright~
8) Inviting and Full of Pleasantries~
9) The return of /The Guiding Light/ after the darkness.
10) Both symbolize Hope~
11) Like the morning, you showed me that it’s okay to let go of what I was taught to do, what I became, and my past, and focus on each day with my Beautiful Morning Star~
I love you♡ See you later~ Hope you slept well 😙]

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I’m well acquainted with v i l l a i n s that live in my bed
They beg me to write them so they’ll never die when I’m d e a d

I̭̦̳'̡̢̫̝̟̭̬͇̰̟̋ͭ̿̕m̨̯̪̟͓͚̭̻̫̩̔̿̕ ̧͎̱̠̜̝̺̿̄ͭͧͅa͍̙͙̹ͩͩ̑ͤͩ̄ͨ͆ļ̭͔̮̤̖̹̤̰͈ͭ͗̊̈w̢̳̜̜̍̋̓̑͑̓ͬa̵̵̝̫̗̮͊̎̐ͪ͌̍ÿ̯͓͎ͣ̅͋̐̈̎͆́̚͜ṣ̹̳̲͂͑ͤͪ̎͐̀ ̧̥̻̺͎͙̝͙̲̎͗̚͞t̢͍̤̃̈͜h̠̹͔̤̣̐̅ḛ̴̯̲͕̖̩̼̜̮̀͐̇̓́́͠ṛ̩̠͔͉̖̔͒̈ͦ̏ͨȩ̸͍̝̬̱ͥ̉̉̓ͣͥͧ̕.̤̤̩̦͉̥̳̆ͦ̊̇͠ ̴̟͆̾̃̾T̰̐͆̽ͭh̨̗̼͉͎̝̘̲ͩͪ̍̉͞ͅͅe̴̟̣̩̖̪ͪ̃͗̌͒̿͜ ̛̙͍͉̺ͨ̉ͥͩ́̀̍͢ç͖̟͕̦̼̜ͮ̉̅ͫ̆͛̚o̷͔ͫ̍ͦ̓͜r̷͍̝͙̗̻͎̥̽̏̽̄ͦͅn̢̫̯̤̜̲͖͓̾̏̚e̯͗ͭŗ͖̖̦̣̹̯̂̂̉̓ͬ̇̚͞ ̙̳͖̔ͅô̧̬̗̺͊̉ͅf̷̨̖̜͖̘̈́̿ͤ̉̆̚ ͚̠̩̣̳͙ͩ̒͆̀̈ͤͯ͑́y̸̡̛͉̮͇̰͔ͪ̍͊ͅö̧͍̪̩̱̉͒͆̾ü̷̢̜̣̝̮̻̬̣̣͂ͥ̒̅r̢͍͈̳̥̲̩̳̾̐͑̄̀͞ ̱͚͓̮ͧ͟e̵̜̪ͨͮ̓yͮ͋̊̈́͞҉̩̤̘̱͉̠̟̫ē̞̙̰͙̟͚̬͂̂͒̀͆̌ͬ̚͢,̸̡͕̝̱̼ͭͤ̃̆ͧ́̂̏̓ ̴̺̭̲ͫͯ̓̀ͪt̢̊͊̏ͫ͌͗͝͏̺h̡̛ͥ̀̿͏͚͙̹͍̥ḛ̱̦͚̫̩ͥ̂ͨ̏ ͎̲̇͐ͦ̑͗d͇̦̙̪̹̬̓̉̄̕͞ͅȃ̱̯̆̈́ͯͯ̏́͝r̾̐ͮ̈̇͢͟͏͖̪̮̦ķ͎̞͉̬̗ͧͪ͂̾̇̀e̤̟̦̍͊͂̊͑ͣ̕͢s͖̜̰͓̣̟̗̄͒̈́ͬ̊͆̓ͣ͟t̶̫ͦ̏̇ ̡ͨ̾͏̸̪̬̰̬̝̫̦̞̙c̭̬̖͖̩̭̜̒ͪ͘ó̷̒ͬ҉̝͕͓̪̤͍͓͘r͌ͩͦ͊̒͆҉̧̥͓̳̣̬̺̯͙n̶̗̣̜͛ͪ͐ͭͨ͟͝e̲̜͇͈͚̘̊̓̈̍ͭͬͅrͫ͆͊ͫ͆͏̵̼̳͟s̻̙͇̝͎̒̅̿͂͋̋̎̊̀,͈͈̹̠̰͉̜͗͊͐̈͆͑ ̮̟̮͔̜̪̫̍ͪ̏́͒ͫ͘ͅt̖̣̠̫̣͙͉̔̿̃̆̒͊̍͑ͅh͇̯̬̟̻͙̒̂ͣ̑ͯ̀͂̚͟͝ͅͅe̢̯̻̎͛ͬ̓̽̽ͫ ͍͎̩̭͈ͮ̊́ͧ̿̓̑̌̑c̨̮̤̭̹̺͆̈̾̊ͦo̟̻̮͔̗̝̻͙̒͝l̠̪̪̺̒ͯͧ͟d̥̻̲̭̞̐͌̏̃͌́ ̂̊҉̹̳̯̥͇̣͜b͍̉ͬ͗̆̂̑̆͜͡ŗ̱̞̥̽ȇ͉̠̝́͠e̼̠͈͚͒̓̀ͥͧ͋̀͝z͚̭̊͒̇͒̈̋͟ȩ̨͖̹̥̙̩̪ͩ͋ͬ̋͊̍̔ ̨̛͕̠ͭ̅̉̔͝t̜̘͓̜̝͓̳̯̑͂̆̓̈͂̉̒͘h̠̪̱̃͗̀ͣ̔̀ͤͨr̡͈͔̪̮͕͚̮̼̃̂ͣ̃͡ơ̚҉͕̮̼͉̮̼̪̗u̵̸͔͍̼̭̼ͣͥ̒g͇̰̞͚̲̯͔̋̆͑͐̈ͨ̅́͢͟h̪̩̝͇̰̗͙̺͉͛͋̈ ̮̇̿̓ͯͯͯ̈ͩ̀̀y̷̖̜̖̯͊̽̐̐͡o̻͍̫̝̮̟̞͍̬̿̎u͉ͭŗ̺̝͍͙̩̥͍̣͚͂ͪͧͬͭ̚ ̸̥̞̹̟̰̰̥ͬͧ͂͞d̢̦̠͊̂ͅȍ̧̢̼͓̪̙ͪͨͯͣ̚͜o̶̢̠͉̻͚̺͈͑͗̇r̷̙̪̳̤̲ͨ̃ͨ̊̀ͯ.͖̩̟̝̮̎͊͆ͦͨͭ͑ ̜͓̙̲͇̞̝̹̍̏ͯ͛̅ͨ̈̈́͝I̾͒ͭͫ͋̈́͋҉͈͙̳̠͇̭ͅͅn̷̬͈̜̮̠̤̽͗̓͛̽͋̓̅ ̵̷̙̻̺̖̳ͩ͐̒͒̓ͨ̋t̛̞͐̌͑ͤ͞ḫ̖̩͎̟̝̹͈̓ͭ͗ͦ̾͑͋͋ē̸̺̹̹͉̂̑ ̘̬͍͎̰̎͌ͥ̈́͆͜ͅd̨͉̮͍̹̦̫͇̅̍͜ë̡̜̺́́ͧ͂ͪ̈̄ͦą͇̤͕̥̲̣͊͠d̶͙͕̱̝̩͋ͪ̽͜ͅ ͇̙͚̣̞̈͜o͇͇̲̞̝͊̓͡͞f͐̈͒͗̋̈̎̏͏͙̳͝ ̋͗͒̔͊҉̪n̷̸̿ͮ͋̿ͥ͂͌̏ͯ҉̳͇͚i̘̦͍̖̮ͣ̌̆̿ͫ̑ͦ͜g̨͇̣͕̳̜̦͈̿ͣ͌ͭh̴̥̲͎ͥͭ͊̓ͨ̾̄̚͢t̠̣̥̝̤̆ͫͦ̿͐̎̽ͧ̒,̩̖̤͕̙̲͓̠͒ͬ̆̄͑͗́͟ ̖̬̬̝̋̃̔ͥͅI͖̮̬̙̫̹̽̉͆͜͝ͅ ̜̻̜ͧ̀̿ͤͬ͂s̳̪̓ͫͭ́̇͟͝͝t̡̧̫̠̯̠͇̰̟͑͒ͧͯ̋ͪͤ͡ͅa̫̼̽͆ͮͪͥ͌͜͢l̷̘̥̭͇̭͇̥̓ͧ̾̊̅͒̓͗͞k̶̹̦̟͆͝͞.͈̫͌̏͑ͫ͝ ̷̻͚̈̓̀ͥͩ
͉̰̗͕̦ͨ̽̏̈́͂̒̊̚͞I̞̪̖͎̗̦̩͌̐ ̠̻͎̩̋ͩ́ͅn̵̹͖̻ͧ̊ͥḙ̗̩̻̖͓͌̎̊̅̅v̛͉̻͚ͬͯ͐͑ͅe̜̦̰̲͐̅͐ͫͩ̒̇͟r̶͎̬̮̔͗͗ ̧̘̝ͭ̄̔͑͋̃̌ͬ͞l̟͓͕̠̤̏̾͛ͯ͢͠ȩ̭̫̭̻͙ͯ̇̃ͭ̾͑̋͢͡f̺̭̭̜͎̌̋͢͞ͅt̸̜̪̗ͮ͊̽̈́ͬͨ͐́̚.̵̹̗̟̣̻͇̘ͦ̉̍̓̐̐̋ͭ͘

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