i eat stickers all the time

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my bullet journal set up for 2017 <3

it’s so neat?? and not a mess of colours and stickers yet?? eh, don’t worry, it’ll happen

I really only do my personal (i.e. time not spent working/doing projects) time planning in here, so simple stuff like, “don’t forget, you need groceries to survive,” “call your mother,” and the all-time classic, “buy cat food or the beast will eat YOU;” but I enjoy spending a little time every day to doodle stuff :)

quote’s from this song

Milestone+Valentine’s giveaway

Ladies and gentlemen, this blog has now reached

Also it’s Valentine’s, so @wendigoskitchen & I decided it’s time for a give-away!

As you all know, Hannibal Lecter is not a fan of rude people.

He’s also not a fan of the very rude Putin puppet currently installed as POTUS.

But he loves Valentine’s Day, now that he has Will Graham to share it with!

So we’re giving away two “Eat the Rude” anti-Trump pins

three “Eat the Rude” anti-Trump stickers:

and one Snannigram sticker, like the one Bryan Fuller has on his laptop!

(You can also get it in LGBTQ rainbow colors!)

Give-away rules under the cut:

Keep reading

  • Kyle: Butters, give him the pear.
  • Butters: I can’t, I just ate it.
  • Kyle: ...The whole thing?
  • Butters: Yeah. It was pretty gross and I...
  • Kyle: The stem? And - and the core?
  • Butters: YOU DIDN’T TELL ME NOT TO EAT THE STEM, KYLE!
  • Kyle: Did you eat the stickers that are all over it?
  • Butters: Yeah, it was gross!
  • Kyle: Of course it’s gross... it’s a sticker!
  • Butters: I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME!
  • Bonnie: Jeremy, give him the pear.
  • Jeremy: I can’t, I just ate it.
  • Bonnie: ...The whole thing?
  • Jeremy: Yeah. It was pretty gross and I...
  • Bonnie: The stem? And - and the core?
  • Jeremy: YOU DIDN’T TELL ME NOT TO EAT THE STEM, BONNIE!
  • Bonnie: Did you eat the stickers that are all over it?
  • Jeremy: Yeah, it was gross!
  • Bonnie: Of course it’s gross... it’s a sticker!
  • Jeremy: I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME!

Evening all. Star Wars shirt, hair and beard in full effect. Peace to my brothers and sisters out there, remember to brush your teeth or Satan will eat your soul. Seriously.

Im marathoning through Santa Clarita Diet and Stickers for the 1012901th time tonight until I fall asleep or wake up on the sofa.

Day two with the new soap. I feel clean. I just need some conditioner and some shea butter for those pesky drier spots andI’ll be right as rain.

What exactly does that mean? Right as rain? Seriously Kyle.

The Signs as Always Sunny Quotes
  • Aries: I'm not gonna be buried in a grave. When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.
  • Taurus: Oh, look at me! The millionaire who goes to see doctors!
  • Gemini: I shoulda popped my shirt off. Goddammit, really shoulda popped that shirt off.
  • Cancer: Wanna go get sweaty in the bathroom?
  • Leo: Is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME?
  • Virgo: You're a master of karate and friendship for everyone
  • Libra: I eat stickers all the time, dude.
  • Scorpio: I browned out that evening.
  • Sagittarius: Well, I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it.
  • Capricorn: I got my Magnum condoms; I got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow.
  • Aquarius: I'm relaxing, I'm getting blackout drunk, and you're leaving me alone.
  • Pisces: I hear the guy hangs dong and I'm very interested in seeing that.
Sunny Quotes I Say IRL On A Regular Basis

How’s that for an M Night Shyamalan plot twist?
I eat stickers all the time dude.
NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE! I’VE BEEN HEARING IT THE ENTIRE TIME!
I will smack your face off of your face!
You must excuse me. I’ve grown quite whearhey.
Stohp Chorley!
Sharing, it’s a rule now.
Hoor.
Dee, I will smack you in the teeth.
I am a Golden God!

The Signs as Charlie Kelly Quotes

Aries: Wildcard, bitches!

Taurus: I eat stickers all the time, dude.

Gemini:: Cats do not abide by the laws of nature.

Cancer: Sir, we all have cats at home we’d rather be playing with right now.

Leo: S you in your As, don’t wear a C, and J all over your Bs.

Virgo: How much cheese is too much cheese?

Libra: Taked baby. Meet at later bar. Night or day sometime.

Scorpio: I’m gonna smack everyone into tiny little pieces.

Sagittarius: I’ll have the milk steak boiled over hard and your finest jelly beans…raw.

Capricorn: See that door right there? The one marked ‘Pirate’? You thik a pirate lives in there?

Aquarius: Cover up your knees if you’re gonna be walking around.

Pisces: What is your spaghetti policy here?

Small giveaway #3: lapel pins!

As you all know, Hannibal Lecter is running for President of the United States.

Which is why @wendigoskitchen​ and I have designed a bounty of Hannibal Lecter campaign swag: bumper stickers, fridge magnets, a notepad, and now a lapel pin.

We’ve given away “Hannibal for President” stickers & fridge magnets:

And now, on the night of the third Presidential debate, we’re giving away our brand new item: “Eat the Rude” anti-Trump lapel pins!

Rules of the giveaway:


  • Must follow this blog.
  • One reblog = one entry; favs don’t count. 
    • Reblog as many times as you like!
  • Giveaway ends Friday October 21st, noon EDT (GMT -4).

Good luck!

okay so i’m THINKING of doing some one-off pieces (like this tiny 5″x5.5″ one) and selling them a bit cheaper than society6 stuff ????? i’ve also started making stickers (aliens, dogs, cute words etc etc) so i could also do some cute handmade sticker packs as well ?!! anyway so i’m just WONDERING if any of you would be into this or not ???? pls let me know either way bc i don’t want to waste my sweet sweet time if no one wants to buy my art !

college au
  • ‘I lost my key card and your dorm room was open, so can I chill here until my roommate gets back?’
  • ‘we’ve sat next to each other the entire semester and I still don’t know your name’
  • ‘you always sit in the same spot in the library’
  • ‘this is my unofficially assigned seat and your ass is in it’
  • ‘i’m failing this class and you look like you know what you’re doing’
  • ‘wanna skip class and help me get groceries because i’ve been eating cereal out of the box for breakfast, lunch, and dinner”
  • ‘you’ve changed your major three times now’
  • ‘have you actually been in the all you can eat food buffet all day?’
  • ‘we both have an *insert fandom* sticker on our laptops.  one of us is going to have to be braver than the other’
  •  ‘congratulations you won the condom counting contest’
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Best Charlie Kelly freak outs.