so i dont really understand the point but lately my friends are teasing me because i have this blog and i have a couple of audience (that will be u guys)!!! and it makes me super anxious all the time bc i dont even know how i should respond to them every time they jokingly call me by my url and tell me stuff like ‘aaah autograph or selfie pls’ and idk sometimes i want to stop em but sometimes i dont and idk anymore. normally, i will just end up keeping quiet bc i know i will sound too grumpy if i respond something back huhu
this is my first ever mc76 piece. People who know me know my regular ships but quite some time ago the idea of Jesse crushing hard on Jack infiltrated my mind. n it is just STUCK there :’D
I really dunno why this intruiges me so much, it’s hard to explain. but I just LOVE the idea of a younger McCree (or in this case already bw!mccree) crushing on the golden boy Jack~ It just seems so sweet to me! especially since probably everyone n their mother knows about this. Genji knows it cause they’re roomies n he hears Jesse mumble in his sleep all the time. Gabe knows it cause he knows his team n the way Jesse gets all o//v//o when Jack is around them. Ana knows it cause she has freaking eyes lol etc etc etc Jack knows it too n he thinks it’s freaking adorable ~ :’3
let Jesse dream for a bit guy, let him dream. (aka, yes, the pic above is a dream sequence from Jesse in case this wasn’t clear)
That’s it. I’m sending these boys down to the second floor. I AM IN RENOVATION HELL AGAIN! … I live on the fourth but they’re renovating the second and I CAN HEAR IT ALL DAY LONG. The amount of headaches I’ve had over the past week is ridiculous. And I actually really rarely get those.
Ugh… screen redraw, because. ….. I might have fallen a bit for Mr. Eyebrows……. who am I kidding I’m hopelessly lost *curls up in a corner staring into space*
if u get to date this beautiful creature then i think you saved planet earth in your past life because honestly he is the good in the whole world compressed into a human bean being
yo i think he could fall in love at first sight but it wouldn’t really be love because it happens to me too and i believe that taehyung just sees the good in people and believes that everyone does only positive things
this isn’t a bad thing and i’m not saying he’s very naive or anything, just that he is very open in front of people in general and believes in everyone and thrusts everyone
i love him for that
DERIVING FROM THE SUBJECT GURL KEEP UR HEAD INTO THE GAME
so yeah i see him seeing you as a nice person the first time he sees you but in my opinion he would also fall in love with his best friend
i dunno why, maybe it’s just me, who knows, but i don’t really see him attaching so very deeply to someone he just met
but he would be worse than kook
he would also be like “hyung aren’t they amazing” but in addition to that he would also say “i wanna date them”. like. not just one time. like 50 times. every day. the members are going crazy
also, there’s another problem
taehyung loves skinship
not as much as hobi but tae l o v e s being around you and touching you
it comes natural, so he doesn’t even realize it, but when the boys start to point out that he is very close to you he starts to realize that he is, in fact, kinda dating you but without the honorifics and the kisses and other good stuff
so guess what
he thinks that
say it with me
he is in the friendzone
it’s a harsh place that i’ve been to but like
he doesn’t know you like him back
so you kinda have to confess bc he isn’t going to he doesn’t want to ruin your friendship
or the boys have to tell you to confess because they don’t want to hear tae whining about how you aren’t his every day
so you do confess and tae is very very happy because he doesn’t have to hold on anymore
and he just picks you up and spins you around while hugging you and when he puts you down he kinda pecks your lips but he acts like nothing happened but his ears are red and his cheeks feel warm and he has that cheeky cute big boxy grin on his face and his eyes twinkle and he looks so happy cuz now he can call you his
so yeah, now that you guys are now a couple nothing really changes
the cuddles are still there but they are cuter now with lil kisses and giggles and puns and everything is cute with taehyung
he says that he wants to have a family with you and he says he is already prepared and he gets a tiny puppy out of thin air and just
taehyung u dork
unless u are allergic to them (he will whine a little bit but will totally get a kitty or some rabbit or a fish or something he really loves animals)
when he does something very well and is proud of himself (like get the choreography perfect or write a full verse for a song or even doing a very hard puzzle) he will yell your name and start running to where you are to show you sO CUTE MY HEART
whenever you enter the room he gets all flashy eye-smiled eyes and a big big smile gets on his face and his heart just does the thing and this will forever happen, no matter how long you’ve been together
he would also give good hugs and it doesn’t matter where you guys are, if he wants to hug you 15 minutes, he’ll hug you 15 minutes. maybe 20 because why not
his kisses would be the same
he will kiss you until he will get out of breath or you push him away because you gotta breathe and he will just be like “i’ll be your air from now on” and he thinks he’s all manly and stuff but before you can giggle at his words he just goes back in to kiss you again
and his kisses would be great he’s a great kisses and a playful one and he’d totally lick ur nose or cheek when you are alone before you kiss but when he’s out he wants to show the others how manly he is and he keeps one hand around your waist and the other on the back of your head or he’s holding both of your cheeks but you know he’s still a nerd so you find it kinda funny
until you actually find it hot
bc serious taehyung is my weakness and it’s yours too don’t lie
anyway, your dates would be cute and simple and he wouldn’t be one to try and impress you with fancy dates because he wants to be transparent and it just isn’t him and you are probably okay with it
he would take you to parks just to walk and talk and he is vv good with deep talk because he is also very intelligent??? am i the only one seeing it??????
he would also take you to dog cafes and you would probably drink ur drink and pet a doggo and then you see taehyung with like 20 puppies over him being the happiest man alive honestly what is he even
he isn’t weird tho and people think he is but you realize after spending some time that he just has such an open-minded mind and he thinks such complex thoughts that when he speaks everything seems weird but when he explains why he said that it all actually makes sense someonE PLEASE MAKE THIS CANON
k i think i’m ready for da smutty smut
so this fucker will have no problem with initiating sex
but he’d be s o awkward the first time
he doesn’t know where to put his hands the first times
i mean he is a sucker for the booty but he’s too afraid to touch it in this situation
he’d be pretty playful though, no matter how many times it happens
i mean, the only time he won’t be playful is when he’d be gone for long
wow ok so we’re not doing the smut because i’ve been stuck on it for idk three months? rose kind of started the list and i continued it but i just stopped here but don’t worry i’ll make a separate post later i promise
no more smutty smut for tae i just can’t imagine him in a sexual environment i’m sorry
wow he’s not jealous?? he loves everyone and anyone and every stanger is his friend but strangers aren’t strangers for tae it seems like everyone knows him and he knows everyone
and when someone flirts with you he trusts you enough and he knows that you will send that person off
he isn’t possessive either, just very clingy and protective
he’ll walk on the outer side of the sidewalk
he’ll hold your hand tightly when you are in a crowd
he’ll give you his jacket if you’re cold
if you have to check something on your phone or in your purse or outfit and you’re outside, he’ll protect you from the wind
he’d totally braid your hair
“i want to already know everything i have to know when we have our first babygirl”
and then silence but he has this content smile while he smoothly combs your hair
he’s so sweet and ethereal wtf
sometimes he’ll drop everything, go to you, stop whatever you are doing and hold you and gaze into your eyes
because woah he just thought about how you are his and he got all emotional and soft and he can’t believe you’re real and actually his so he has to treasure you until you both can’t see without glasses and have white hair and he doesn’t want to shave anymore and his grandchildren call him santa claus and your hands look old and your face is full of wrinkles
so that, even when you two are old and grumpy, he can still call you his before you go to bed
someone hold me i just got emotional just
get yourself a taehyung
and if you have one fucking treasure him with all your might because he’s a keeper do not hurt him just don’t
he deserves love and i’m sure you do too
I’M SORRY THIS IS SO SHORT BUT I GOTTA POST SOMETHING RIGHT
i’ll rewrite it in the future, i’m sure about it. but not right now.
Hi folks! Here is a transcript of Harry’s interview with Yann Barthès. I didn’t want to spend too much time on it, so I apologize if there are a few typos. However, I moonlight as a lyrics transcriber so it should be pretty accurate… This includes a bit that was cut in the replay version, so don’t be surprised.
YB: Welcome to Paris.
HS: Thank you.
YB: How are you?
HS: Um, good. I’m good.
YB: Can you answer in French? Comment ça va? (= how are you?)
HS: Umm, I have… a little bit…a tiny bit… Très
bien. Et toi? (= very well and you?)
YB: Well, very well, thank you. Thank you very much
for being here.We always start
interviews with international stars with this question: can you give us your five
favourite words in French? Or a sentence that you know in French? I was told
you know some.
HS: “Comment vous-faîtes un café si délicieux?” (=how do you make such a good coffee?)
YB: Ah, ah, ok.
something I can’t understand) It’s all I have.
YB: Do you often use that sentence?
HS: … no. Yes! Yeah…
YB: Who or what comes to mind when you think of
HS: …. um… best people I’ve known… I think *her* (points to a fan). And then I guess…Fabien
surprised) Fabien Barthez, yes. (note:
he is a French footballer who played in the 90s) So Harry, you are 23 and
you are one of the biggest pop stars in the world. You know that everyone is
watching you very carefully (note: the
French expression YB uses, which is not mean, kind of implies: waiting for you
to trip or fail) with your new album, Sign of the Times. Why did you choose
this song? Why Sign of the Times? It’s very far from what we expected from you.
HS: Yeah, I think I, uh, I wanted to… I always
liked music that makes me feel something and I, you know I think…writing it, I
kind of felt something and wanted to put that out. I think it is a good indicator,
um, for me of what the album means to me. So that’s why I wanted to go with
that first. I think.
YB : Billboard Magazine wrote that this single is, I
quote, “one of the most ambitious song in pop music of the past decade”. Not
bad… do you have friends at Billboard?
little laugh) I don’t know anyone at the Billboard.
YB : Upon listening to it, we think of David Bowie, of
Queens… Who else inspired you?
HS: Um, I mean…. I think, I think, everyone,
anything, any song you’ve ever listened to growing up or throughout your life
that you’ve enjoyed (…he then says
something I can’t catch) so I think a lot of different things but I think,
uh, I wanted to… I wanted to just write,
and see what came out …. and see, you know I didn’t know what I sounded like,
to make an album, so the process was as interesting for me as I think it will
be for people listening to the album for the first time.
YB: Do you know any French singer? This is a trick question… and don’t say Serge
HS: I know Woodkid.
HS: Woodkid, yeah. He directed my music video so,
YB: Why did you choose him?
HS: Um, I just think, I think his videos are
amazing. I think he is a really, really talented guy. And I love French people.
So I wanted to work with ‘em.
YB : (makes
faces at Harry) When you are in Spain, you say that you love Spanish
HS: No? Great tie, by the way. Good tie.
YB : Really? (looks
for the label for half a second) Uh, it’s French.
HS: I’m sure. Wouldn’t be a Spanish tie, would it?
YB: Can I see your loafers? I was told you
have great loafers. (zoom in on Harry’s
Gucci rainbow shoes). Wow, yeah. What is it? It’s not French, it’s Italian.
(a fan in the audience then says it is
HS: It’s not, no.
YB: It’s from the European Union.
YB: It seems like everything is very
easy for you. Has everything really been easy for you?
HS: Um, was what simple?
YB: Well, your life. You
have a dream life. With 1D.
HS: Oh, I mean, I feel very lucky to
be able to be making music, I feel very lucky to able to make this (points to his album) and I feel very
lucky today being in France (… says
something I don’t understand…) singing this song. And uh, yeah, I can’t
YB: And what was less pleasant?
HS: (pauses)Um… I don’t know.
YB: One thing…
HS: Um, I think, I think when you
care so much about something it’s hard to get to a point where you feel like
you’re finished. I think you always feel like your adding, like you wanna add
something to make it better. So I think the hardest part was getting to that
part and be like, ok, it’s finished. Um, yeah.
YB: You said in the May
issue of Rolling Stones that a big part of your album was inspired by a women.
(Leans forward and asks sarcastically)
HS: No, I think, I think, honestly, I
think the album is much more about me than it is about anyone else. I think if
I said the album is about a woman, it kind of feels like… and I…uh, I don’t know,
I put a lot of work into it so I don’t feel, I don’t feel like it revolves
around a woman. I feel like, it is a lot about me and things like (??) Yeah, I
feel like it’s more about me than about anyone else. (makes a cute sassy little face)
YB: How do you navigate
going from a group adventure, being in a boyband, to a solo career as an adult?
HS: Um, I mean, it’s been a lot of
fun, I think. You know, we were very lucky to get to do some amazing things.
And at the moment in our lives, we’re at a time when everyone is trying their
own thing and having a good time. It’s been amazing to see everyone do so well.
So if I can, kind of, do as well as the other boys, that would be amazing.
YB: Do you talk or text
them everyday? Whatsapp?
HS: I don’t have that. But yeah, we talk, yeah.
Yeah, absolutely, yeah. It’s uh, and everyone’s been bringing stuff out and it’s
been, it’s been a lot going on, so it’s been… it’s been a good time.
YB: Here is the album cover. Can you
describe it? Why this photo?
HS: Yeah… Um, so… (cute little sound)
I worked with, um, I worked with a photographer, Harley Weir. I’m a massive,
massive fan of her, of her work. And uh, it was an amazing opportunity to get
to work with her and I think she’s incredible. And I felt like, this was what I
YB: Why is it pink? Why the water,
why the back? Why…why?
It’s beautiful! But why pink for example?
HS: I dunno man.
YB: (fakes surprise) Really? That, you don’t know?
HS: I don’t know. Um, I don’t know. I
don’t think I’ll ever want to…
YB: (interrupts Harry) Some say it is the colour of rock’n roll?
HS: (pauses). Apparently so. I dunno. I think, I think, it means
something to me and I think if it means anything to anyone else. I wouldn’t
want to take away from that by explaining it. I think the cool thing about
stuff like photos and art is you can just leave it, you don’t have to explain
YB: So everyone can see whatever they
want, is that it?
HS: Yes, exactly.
Have you seen that?
(shows a video of fans reacting to Sign
of the Times). Your fans film themselves listening to your song for the
first time… So there are some very relevant analysis… (the video continues to play out) Do you read what people say about
you on social media, here on YouTube, or Twitter, or Instagram. You use
HS: Yes, I use it a little bit. (To the crowd that sounds sceptical)
Yeah, I use it a little bit! I mean I wish everyone was having as good a time
as the girl that was (makes vague arm movements). That, that’s what I do when I
listen to it. So…
YB: Do you do your own Insta posts, with
your own fingers, or is it someone else?
HS: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do mine.
YB: Do you still vote in Redditch?
HS: Where I was born? I don’t live in Redditch
YB: So you don’t vote there. When was
the last time you voted?
HS: No, London, yeah.
YB: Do you have an opinion on Brexit?
YB: Welcome to Europe by the way!
HS: Thank you very much, thanks for having me. Um,
I mean I don’t… I don’t really comment on politics. Um, to me I think anything
that brings people together is better than something that keeps people apart.
Uh, that’s, yeah…
YB: And yet, you do support legal
equality. Man, woman, heterosexual, homosexual. It is politics, isn’t it?
HS: Um, I don’t
know, that doesn’t feel like politics to me, I think. Stuff like equality feels
much more like fundamentals. I feel like everyone really is equal. That doesn’t
feel like politics to me.
YB: Do you know that your fans are very
fetishist. They know every tattoo, every piece of jewellery you have, they have
a heart attack when you cut your hair. So clearly, here, you are playing on
their nerves. Today, you are playing on their nerves.
HS: (a bit
coy) Ok. Is it?
YB: Yes, of course. (shows pictures of Harry’s tattoos) Yes,
clearly. What is your favourite tattoo?
HS: Um, I think uh… probably, I don’t know
YB: What is the last one?
HS: The latest is this one, there (points to the Arlo tattoo). And this guy
(point to Jackson). And this guy (points back to Arlo).
HS: This guy (point
to the bottom of the bee? I’m not sure). This guy (points to another tattoo on his right arm, off camera, and then to the
All at the same time?
HS: Yes, it is close. (it is what I hear but the
French interpreter translated it by “there is a lot”)
YB: And your hair? What’s the deal with
your hair? How many tons of hair products have you used when you were in 1D (note: in French, there was no connotation of
the 1D era being over or not)
Yeah, like a lot. I think a lot, yeah.
YB: You are in the next Christopher
Nolan movie. It’s called Dunkirk.
YB: How did you end up there?
HS: Um, I auditioned.
YB: There, there we see you (as images of Harry in Dunkirk are shown on
HS: There I am. Yeah, it’s me. Um, yeah, I
auditioned. Um, yeah, it was great, it was an amazing experience. It’s gonna be
a really cool movie.
YB: Harry, it feels like we’ve known you
since you were just a kid. The world discovered you in 2010 on the seventh
season of X Factor. (shows a clip of
Harry’s audition) So in this video you are alone but Simon Cowell, member
of the jury, has an idea. He puts you together with Zayn, Louis, Liam and Niall
and you become One Direction. You are the one who came up with the name One Direction
and the five of you sell millions of albums. One Direction is quickly
considered as the new Beatles, you fill the biggest avenues in the world, the
whole planet talks about you. When you travel, we feel for your eardrums… you
become the pride of the UK. Prime Minister David Cameron even makes a cameo in
one of your videos… you sing in front of the Queen… but in 2015, bang!… Zane
leaves the band. The fans can’t get over it… but they can rest easy now, one of
their favourites is on the cover of Rolling Stones, he will be in the next
Christopher Nolan movie, plays Mick Jagger on SNL… but what you don’t know is that we
already met in 2012 (shows a clip of Harry talking in French)… you were doing promo in France… and now I have questions for
you are in the car (Harry is shown on
screen surrounded by a crowd of fans, trying to get to his car) and fans
are coming at you from everywhere, do you see that? (shows a photo of faces squashed against a window).
HS: Uh, I think I actually lost my shoes that day. And
then I got in the car… I got in the car and I was like, I don’t have any shoes (…
note: I can’t make out what he says next.)
YB: I have a second question. Do you
always do that before going on stage (shows a clip of Harry and Zayn having their
teeth and nostrils checked out). Do you still do that? Shall we do it?
YB: Really? You won’t do it?
HS: (shields himself with his hand and shows YB his
teeth and nostrils) Thank you.
YB: What is the weirdest question you’ve
been asked in an interview?
HS: Um… Mm… um, I think it actually was a French
interview. I got asked if I would uh, if I would pee in a sink.
YB: Why, indeed, that is weird!
HS: It was the first question!
YB: Well, it sets the mood!
YB: And what question do you never want
to hear again? Did I ask it?
HS: (turns to
where the audience is giving suggestions) Which one? Oh, crush.
YB: Oh, that… (makes a heart of his hands) Ok, good. I haven’t asked that. Phew. Do
you know that at a young French writer has just published a novel about you?
It’s called « Styles », it’s published by Jean-Claude Lattès. It is a
novel about the writer’s obsession with you. It’s in French so well…
You can translate
it. I’m giving it to you
HS: Is this true?
YB: It is true. He dedicated it to you. Jean-Claude
Lattès is a very serious publishing house. It is called “Styles”. So read it.
HS: Thank you
YB: Thank you very much Harry styles for
coming on our show. His first self-titled album comes out on May 12th. Thank
you very much, have a good trip back
I really loved that interview. I thought Harry was very relaxed and it was lovely to see him having a good time, laughing and interacting with the audience. I liked that YB addressed Harry as an equal, joked and was interested in what Harry thought as a musician and as a person. All in all, it was very respectful and set the record straight on many RS controversial points.
Also, there a was segment later in the show called #fakenews and one of the joke was someone saying “Harry Styles doesn’t make real music” and then getting slapped across the face and a big #FAKENEWS coming on screen!