i dunno who the other man is

In this hour of crisis, I think my parents are becoming better allies. They’re taking things more seriously than ever before and actively trying to be vocal and supportive and understanding of issues they previously didn’t care about.

My mom, who chided me a few years ago for wanting to write a story about a girl who was multiracial and lesbian with a gay friend because it was “unrealistic” and “unrelatable”, wouldn’t stop talking about how moving it was to see all the Samoan surnames in the credits of Moana. She’s making efforts and reminding others to use the correct pronouns for my nonbinary friends.

I dunno, man. The safety pin thing is kind of corny and sometimes disingenuous, but I think more people are starting to practice what they preach.

Ohhhhhh man lookit this headcanon over here yooooo quick oneshot about that now whooooooah whaaaaat (also, firday night headcanons? ask me headcanons, give me prompts, feed my love for my child and help me get through this XD)

My Supreme Ruler

Amami could barely believe his luck, He truly did not know whether this was the wildest stroke of good luck to come across a man or the worst possible union by chance… but it was truly something to behold.

The bad luck? Being forced to participate in a mutual killing game. Imprisoned within an Academy for Gifted Prisoners,  a strange bear who dubbed itself ‘Monokuma’ had set out the rules of their game, to kill each other and get away with it, complete with a class trial, investigates and executions. What a despairing situation, that just about anyone, talented or not, would falter under. How could anyone be lucky in a scenario such as this?

Well… Amami was. Amami had told everyone he couldn’t remember his talent, an amnesiac. And for the most part, it was true. He couldn’t recall what sort of amazing talent he might possess that qualified him to be a part of this murderous mess, but, he was fairly certain of what he did to be confined in here.

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Prince Sidon x Link

Just a little something for my pal @ckr-the-cat who wanted some choice fish boy the other day ;;;;;) I know u will love it dude winky face

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

Sidon was a beautiful watery man, his body shimmering with water as it cascaded down his form. Link was immediately captivated, sparkles in his eye as he observed this hot piece of fishy shark.

The fish man strutted over to Link, lil water drops rippling down his hot abs. The water alone wasn’t enough to cool down those beasts.

“H-Hya…” Link moaned deeply, head snapping back with the speed of EPONA at the sight of them abs.

“Don’t worry baby, I got u.” Sidon whispered with his fishy lips. He flexed his fish abs, his fish nipples moving on his chest. Link zeroed in on them, making the licky lips sound.

“MMMMMMMM.” He said in that very obvious Link™ way.

“I know exactly what you mean. You’re so good with words.” Sidon blushed, slapping a hand to his face. “Make fishy love to me Link.”

Link tossed his head down, mouth zooming forward to suction Sidon’s nips, sucking so fast he would put a vacuum cleaner to shame.

Sidon moaned and made fishy noises, encouraging this handsome young man to keep sucking his nips. He had the best nipnops after all, and he couldn’t blame Link for being so fixated on them. Because they were HOT. And everyone knew sharks had nipples. It was sexy that way ;)

“How do u like my nips, Link?” Sidon asked, his giant oversized hand patting Link’s hair.

“Hya.”

“Oh Link don’t tease! Take me already!” Sidon moaned, leg tossed in the air as he dramatically put the back of a hand to his face.  

So I guess just to clarify given all the shit being thrown around, I think Andromeda is super fun, the gameplay is great. And contrary to other stuff I’ve seen, the writing and characters have been great as well?? I mean I guess I’m not known for being a harsh critic…but yeah I dunno it feels like a Mass Effect game so far which is really all I can ask.

(For the record I am also a gay man who was raging all day cuz of how I got shafted and I still am enjoying myself also lol)

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I ended up doing some striped Nightsaber recolours for fun. Doesn’t make me feel like any less like hunter trash, but I figure in for a penny, in for a pound at this point. Dunno if I’ll do any of the other variations, just as it’ll be a little more work to do spots instead of just recolouring the stripes, but who knows?

If you want to use as a signature or whatever, feel free. Please credit back if you do though.

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Quick edit as some of the images were transparent. Fixed now

something paradise

cs au. ‘there’s something about breaking an engagement and leaving the man you thought you were going to spend the rest of your life with and finding yourself roommate-ing with the man who’s loved you through years and boyfriends and breakups and uncertainties that makes a person a little weepy, a little off balance, a little unsure.’ 

(i’ve been working on this for at least six weeks, and it’s finally, finally finished, and i’m something like pleased with it. (thanks to swallowedsong​ for looking over it and helping me and stuff.) so, enjoy whatever this is. (really long, among other things. just a head’s up.)

recommended listening: majesty snowbird by sufjan stevens.) 

don’t stop, don’t break

you can delight because you have a place

quiet room

I need you now

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            She leaves him on a Tuesday.

            Packs up her share of the apartment instead of going to work, keeps Henry home from school so he can help. Wraps picture frames in scarves and sweaters, shoves books and DVDs into boxes, throws pots and pans and casserole dishes into the back seat. One trip to unload these small bits, another for Henry’s bed and dresser and nightstand.

            It takes just over 6 hours to remove every trace of them from this apartment that was supposed to be theirs and is now just his, but she doesn’t cry as she sweeps through one last time. As she takes her key off the chain, locking the door behind her and slipping it underneath. She doesn’t feel broken or empty. Isn’t sure what it is pulsing through her, something that tastes like regret or maybe failure.

            “Sorry, kid,” she says, eyes still dry, once they reach the car. He just shrugs. Smiles a small, sad thing.

            “It’s okay.”

            It’s not.

            But maybe it will be.

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The Founders of Hogwarts and their Contributions to how Fucking Dangerous the School Is

Right, so we all know Salazar Slytherin built the Chamber of Secrets. Very scary business, that, stuck a giant immortal lizard down there and it’s been, what, I dunno, doing sudoku in between the murders.

But I have a theory that all four Hogwarts founders built something at the school- the other were just less secretive about it. Slightly.

Godric Gryffindor, brave, chivalrous, butthole-clenchingly insane man that he was, probably built (grew???) the Forbidden Forest. Come on, you expect me to believe that there just happens to be a forest nearby full of insanely diverse magical creatures? No way. He totally built the forest as a test of courage for students who were willing to break the rules.

Rowena Ravenclaw built the library, obviously. Giant magical library? Of course. But I think she also built a lot of the secret passageways, because there are clues to find them- not just magical maps that some people get because they’re the protagonists, but maybe hidden clues in the tapestries, and certain paintings will give you hints. 

And finally- and this is really the idea that started it all- I think Helga Hufflepuff built the Room of Requirement. Hufflepuff was kind, compassionate, and generous, and she wanted to help all young people, not just those deemed “worthy.” So of course she’d think of building a room that was dedicated to helping people in need. Which, of course, is fascinating, because the Room of Requirement is one of the most advanced pieces of magic we see- and wouldn’t it just figure that underestimated little Helga turned out to be the most powerful of the lot?

Friends and Demons

@untiltheparty || Closed || aka Riley’s bathroom adventure

     “Okay… getting late. Shift’s almost over. Time to- Hey. What gives? James, why’s the boy’s bathroom locked?” Mike called out to the evening janitor, shaking the door handle a little.

     “Dunno… here, catch!” The other man tossed his keys at Mike, who caught them easily. “I’m out of here, so just leave them where you usually do.”

     “Right, right.” Mike shook his head. He didn’t notice the bathroom getting locked? Must have only just happened in the last ten minutes. Yeah, during the time some lady was arguing with him about the pizza. He sighed, opening the door to the restrooms. “The other one’s not even locked! Jeeze, what’d I miss…”

Suicide Squad

Harley Quinn: haha guis i’m mentally ill ISN’T THAT QUIRKY AND FUNNY HAHAH lulz waffles :33 i’m so randum ^_^ XDDDDDD

Will Smith: man why am i here i was the fresh prince of bel air once what the fuck

Lots of other guys who are there but nobody really cares or know who they are: i dunno lol

The Joker: *while getting a minion showing the middle finger tattooed on his back* what if…. we are the real monsters…. wake up sheeple…..

The Director: Fuckkkkkkkk fuck fuck omg is this jared leto anymore shit what have i done

The movie: PG-13

Just some silly AU I thought of while driving. >v<;;

Gabe told Lucio he was a target for some reason that he needed to change his appearance. Lucio disagreed at first, told the other he will if Gabe would do too. For fun! Gabe agreed, secretly keeping that he was hiding away from Talon, the one who was targeting Lucio.

Gabe doesn’t know the reason why the higher ups from Talon ordered to capture the smaller man, but whatever it is, he’ll keep him safe. ( ‘coz I dunno what really the reason is HAH! |||orz I just wanna draw them like this. ;u; )

Something I need to say.

Little space is not inherently sexual.
Little space is not exclusively adult.
Little space is used by all ages in fact in therapy it has a technical term for those who need to use it to feel safe, it’s called age regression therapy google it it’s for everyone.
I know most 18+ blogs are trying to keep us safe from actually bad people and we appreciate it, but remember that we are just as valid as you are.
As a Trans man diagnosed with PTSD, anxiety, and depression I use “little space” as a safe place to go in my mind as most others do, and there’s nothing wrong with that. I just happen to be turning 17 in may that’s all.


I dunno I’m just tired of people being jerks about this and of course I don’t know everything about this, but I know better then to shame people.

Littles who are underage matter,
As long as they are safe and both people are consenting it shouldn’t be a problem. Even if it is sexual it’s their life not yours.

lyxine replied to your post: “subject0mega replied to your post: “I wonder if Orbeck can properly…”:

Fun encounters… Well, that surely means that they’ll try to kill each other. Again. Btw, who are you pairing them with?

I dunno man, not that I would take it seriously but I think Yuria and Orbeck would be fun the sense that Leonhard and Sirris would be fun ahaha 

Though, I also like the idea of Karla constantly making fun of Orbeck for trying to be so cool and edgy when he’s really not, and Orbeck getting really defensive about it I8 

Isn’t it funny how John Oliver is hailed as a journalist/comedian hero who consistently makes excellent points about terrifying and often unspoken (mostly) issues with his impressive researching skills and fact-checking? (Credits to his team, obviously.)


Isn’t it absolutely HILARIOUS how his latest video about Online Harassment was poorly received by comparison to his other videos? Seriously. Nearly 40% dislikes.

According to some commenters, it’s because the video featured alleged professional victim Anita Sarkeesian, even though no amount of whatever it is she says can justify the threats she gets on a daily basis.

According to others, it’s because he focused exclusively on women and that online harassment doesn’t disproportionately affect women, which, I must say, is a load of bullshit and anybody who pretends otherwise is lying through their teeth.

I dunno man. This was predictable. He talked about women. People don’t like women. They particularly don’t like the one who appeared for approximately 7 seconds in a 17 minutes video, and apparently just seeing her is enough to ignore all reason and throw a hissy fit in the comments.


About the dubs(or other stuff)

Okay so here is a thing I need to point out when it comes to dubbing and stuff after coming across the portuguese dub, and while I love the voices and the work the guys put into into..I have to say something that…bothered me a little. 

 As I said, I give permission to anyone to dub my comics of ADC, or do anything with it for that matter. (heck even make porn if you want to I’m not stopping you)

However, if you are going to make money out of this on youtube or other platforms, PLEASE, PLEASE, ask me first, and most importantly, I may ask for part of the revenue, or at least let me know? I dunno man. I explained this in an ask.

 Why? well, I’ve been putting a lot of effort into the comics the past month, the comics take time, some people who have been on my stream can actually tell that I spend from 4 to 18 hours streaming some updates. It just feels…wrong that after putting effort into this to later find out that people on youtube make money without my consent. So far the only person I talked to about this is @starbotdubs , and we came with a fair agreement on this of how the money would work for both of us. It just makes me feel bad as an artist that the people who make content out of my content wouldn’t ask me if making money out of it was okay.

I am in no way telling people to stop doing what they do, I mean my content is not “original” per se either, as it is UT content, and I love it that they want to make dubs and stuff! But if you’re gonna get some profit out of this using my art…eh..please let me know at least. I’m just asking.

Bleach characters are asked, “Who are you wearing?”


As requested by anon. :)


At the Oscars, people on the Red Carpet get asked, “Who are you wearing?” It seems a little obnoxious, and people have definitely started getting irritated by it. So what would happen if some interviewer went around asking Bleach characters that question? How would Bleach characters respond?


1. Byakuya is asked, “Who are you wearing?”

Byakuya: A cheap captain’s coat.

Byakuya: And pretending it is fashion will not make it seem any less cheap.


2. Kenpachi is asked, “Who are you wearing?”

Kenpachi: The coat of the man I killed!

Kenpachi: Also some blood of some other people I killed.

Kenpachi: Mostly just dead people accessories, really.

Kenpachi: Oh! And Yachiru, if that’s what you were asking.

Kenpachi: Although I dunno that her sitting on my shoulder counts as wearing.

Kenpachi: Wait….why the fuck are you asking, anyway?


3. Starrk is asked, “Who are you wearing?”

Starrk: Who?

Starrk: Oh, you mean the wolf skins? They’re not real.

Starrk: I don’t think.

Starrk: I dunno, they just sort of show up in resurrecion.


4. Nel is asked, “Who are you wearing?”

Nel: W-what?

Nel: I-is this somebody’s skin??

Nel: I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A POTATO SACK


5. Hichigo is asked, “Who are you wearing?”

Hichigo: Kurosaki Ichigo’s body!

Hichigo: Nice, right?


6. Kon is asked, “Who are you wearing?”

Kon: Um….some sort of stuffed mascot from a TV show, I think.

Kon: Ichigo found it in the trash.

Kon: And that’s all you need to know about how I’m treated!


7. Aaroniero is asked, “Who are you wearing?”

Aaroniero: Wearing? I’m not wearing anyone.

Aaroniero: I am Shiba Kaien.This is my real body.

Aaroniero: It is not someone I ate in any way.

Aaroniero: [sweats]


8. Grimmjow is asked, “Who are you wearing?”

Grimmjow: Well, in about three seconds, I’m gonna be wearing YOUR BODY ON MY FIST IF YOU DON’T LEAVE ME ALONE


9. Orihime is asked, “Who are you wearing?”

Orihime: Um, you mean like the designer?

Orihime: Urahara Kisuke! 

Orihime: Who knew he could sew, right??


10. Soi Fon is asked, “Who are you wearing?”

Soi Fon: I am wearing the uniform of the Gotei-13, and of the commander of the Punishment Squad.

Soi Fon: Both of those things give me the right and the ability to kill you.

Soi Fon: In case you feel like asking me anything else.


11. Ichigo is asked, “Who are you wearing?”

Ichigo: Got these from Shutara.

Ichigo: They’e made of the bones and hair of the king, I think!

Ichigo: Why are you backing away?


12. Love is asked, “Who are you wearing?”

Love: Uh…..a tracksuit. Got it at Walmart.

Love: Why?


13. Urahara is asked, “Who are you wearing?”

Urahara: Wow….I thought I was the only one who realized my hat was a sentient being.

Urahara: Its name is Urahara’s Hat and it talks to me in Hat Language!

Urahara: What?


14. Tosen is asked, “Who are you wearing?”

Tosen: I am wearing justice.

Tosen: That is the only answer that matters.


15. Yoruichi is asked, “Who are you wearing?”

Yoruichi: I am wearing the body of this beautiful woman, but secretly, I am a cat!

Yoruichi: Wanna see?

Yoruichi: …

Yoruichi: They always look so alarmed at this point. 

Been having this Swan Queen fic idea in which a new guy appears in town and nobody knows where he comes from. Emma, being sheriff, tries to see what’s up and why he shows up usually at night in the rabbit hole or some other place like that. Regina is also concerned, although she hasn’t crossed paths with this man people keep talking about, and who seems to be wooing so many of the single ladies of Storybrooke, while also getting into fights with the other beards. 

Turns out Regina is having magical mishaps during her sleep. Stress driven, and from emotional crisis because Robin’s with Zelena (they never convinced him to come back - Zelena didn’t blow her own cover - so he didn’t believe her), and the mysterious handsome guy is actually Regina’s alter-ego, detaching from her body to go live la vida loca. Stuff happens, and by that I mean naughty things, before they find out he’s their Mayor. 

Is this too crazy? 

today at work I saw an older guy couple who were like 100% eruri

the taller blonde was walking beside his shorter tired-looking partner who was pushing the shopping cart, arms rested on the handle and chin leaning on his forearms, looking fed up and moody as hell

and bless the tall one, he kept guiding the trolley so it won’t hit other people (it would have, by the way his partner was ushering it forward) and talking with his calm, soothing voice

like “would you like some special ground coffee, hun?” to which the grumpy one muttered a rude “no B( ” without even looking at the blonde

“how about these cookies? *raises the jar suggestively* they’re on sale.”

nah.

and they just kept walking through the store like this, idek if they found something in the end that’d satisfy the little grump, i’m still stunned

I am officially done with Islamophobia.

Just because the Orlando shooter was a Muslim doesn’t mean he is evidence all Muslims are evil.

He chose his target because he hated gay people. No other reason is needed. No other reason needs to be sought.

I am tired of xenophobic bullshit.

I am tired of people posting stuff from white supremacist sites at me to “prove” that I should be terrified of Muslims.

Like, I dunno, the very nice young Muslim man who delivered my bookcases this week.

Or maybe I should worry that the cooks at the two halal restaurants I frequent are going to poison me?

I guess I should have been utterly terrified at Balticon where most of the non congoers in the hotel were Muslims attending a religious conference. I mean, their screaming kids did take over the pool.

Extremism is the problem. Not Islam.

I just listened to somebody compare Muslims to rattlesnakes and tell me I would be bitten if I didn’t join him in his fear.

They are human beings.

I am done with it.

Never again.

Not never again, us.

Never again.