i dunno what my life is

Takin Commissions

Hey guys, just lettin y’all know that I’m talkin commissions as of now. Since my home life isn’t exactly “stable”, and I dunno how long I’m gunna be livin in this apartment, gettin a job doesn’t seem like a good idea atm. So I figured I’d open up some commissions to try and fill this gap a little bit until said stuff becomes more stable.

Anywho, let’s get into the prices shall we?

Sketch:
-Head=$5
-Full body=$10

Lined:
-Head=$15
-Full body=$20

Lined/color:
-head=$20
-full body=$25

Lined/color/shading:
-head=$25
-Full body=$30

Multiple characters: Price on Commission

Will do:
-Undertale
-MLP
-pretty much any fandom art

Will NOT do:
-Gore
-NSFW
-heavily brutal scenes

More complex characters/mutiple characters will take longer to make. Please give me reference to chacters upon
commissioning

If you have any questions/concerns, send me an ask, and we can work it out ^u^

“What I say about being happy is that I am ‘also happy.’ I’m happy among other things. Happy is one of the many feelings or experiences that I will have throughout a day. I think happy has been sort of made into this Hallmark card of a word, and I don’t know what that means. So I will just say that I enjoy my life, I make choices, I do what I want to do. I am a strong person, I’m not afraid of almost anything, and that’s a lot because of your example.” 

My mom came into my room and told me that my uncle was in the hospital. So i got all freaked out and asked her which uncle it was and then she said it was Uncle Greg.
AND I GOT REALLY CONFUSED
BECAUSE AS FAR AS I KNOW I DONT HAVE AN UNCLE GREG?
SO MOM EXPLAINS THAT ITS HER UNCLE, MY GREAT UNCLE GREG
AND HES GRANDPA JOHN’S BROTHER.
AND THEN SHE SAYS “so yeah hes in the hospital right now but ray is with him.”
And naturally i ask “whos ray?”
And she says thats his HUSBAND.
GAY UNCLE GREG
SO NOW
IM SITTING HERE
JUST FINDING OUT
AFTER 16 1/2 YEARS
THAT I HAVE TWO GAY UNCLES GREG AND RAY

If you had one word - just one word - to describe yourself, what word would you use?

Man, that’s a tough one, bro, I dunno.  I guess alot of my friends would say I’m a typical bro, you know, I like all the bro things that bros do, I kinda bro out alot, especially since I met him, yknow?  Even though it don’t really feel like it’s only since I met him, it’s more like it’s been happening in slow motion for my whole life, if that makes any sense, you know?  Like a sleeper thing, like it was asleep in me, and just like, woke up, sorta, when I met my bro.  So I guess I’d say bro, that’d be a good word to describe me, cuz it doesn’t only describe me but it describes my bro too.  Two halfs, one whole.  You dig?

Okay, sure.  I’m not really sure I - exactly follow your train of thought, but okay.  Next question.  With whom in your life would you say you are closest?  It could be a roommate, or a –

That’s a easy one!  Totally my bro.  We do fuckin everything together.  We even share clothes.  Work out together, climb shit together, go hiking, play ball - football, baseball, basketball.  He says he’s gonna teach me how to skate, too, so we can even play hockey together.  How fuckin sweet is that?  We’re gettin big together, like crazy.  Already pretty ripped.  Been takin these awesome supps that my bro gave me.  You outta try em, bro.  You work out?

I, sure, yeah.  Go to the gym.  Not real regular, but I work out some.  But this isn’t about me, it’s about you.

Oh yeah.  I forgot again.  Just sayin, bro, you could probly use some of these awesome supps.  You look like you could be pretty big.  If you wanted to, yknow.

Have you always been such a workout junkie?

Huhuhuhuh workout junkie.  That’s a funny way to put it, bro.  Dya mind if I call you bro, bro?  I guess I just kinda call everyone bro now.  Huhuh, even chicks.  It’s cool though. 

So …

Uh, sorry bro.   What was the question again?

Have you always been such a … uh - did you always, yknow.  Uh, workout.  Alot.  I mean, your guns are fuckin huge.

Fuck yeah, right?  Look even better when I flex.  Been workin the bis extra hard lately with bro.  See?

Wow.  Fuck.  That’s, uh, yeah.  Fuck.

Yeah bro!  Uh, you sportin a little wood there, bro, huhuh, you like what you see?  Yeah, it’s cool, bro.  You wanna just kinda stick your hand in your shorts and mess around a bit, that’s cool, bro.  How ya feelin?

Uhhhh … fuck … good, bro … real fuckin good …

Fuck yeah bro!  Maybe you can come workout with me an my bro sometime, shape up your guns.  Hey, so what’d you say you were interviewin me for anyway?

Uh, the school … paper.  Fuck.  Fuuuuck.  Your friends, they wanted to know … fuck …. where you’d gone …

Yeah, bro.  Uh, what friends?  What paper? 

Yeah … what friends.  What paper.

Yeah bro!  Hey, I got a hat for you.  It’s just like the one my bro gave me when I met my bro.  It’s cool, right?

Fuck yeah …

Says “REBORN.”

Reborn, bro.

Fuck yeah!   

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@thewalfofwoodstreet tagged me for 6 selfies and I think I could easily say the theme of this year has been as few clothes as possible as often as possible? And a new pair of jeans 😂

I wanna tag @barbellsandtattoos and @only-fitting because I haven’t seen your beautiful faces enough lately 😙

Fake Chats #90
  • Taehyung: how long is this going on for, do you think?
  • Hoseok: I dunno. How long to make up for ISAC?
  • Taehyung: like he didn't do the same thing last time.
  • Hoseok: you know perfectly well he has double standards when it comes to Jimin.
  • Taehyung: he had plenty of fun with Seventeen, I don't know what he's complaining about!
  • Yoongi: he's not complaining. He's just impeding Jimin in living his life. And making the rest of us watch.
  • Jimin, with Jungkook clinging to his back: Kookie, can you let go so I can sit down?
  • Jungkook: just sit on my lap.
  • Taehyung: so needy.
  • Yoongi: I know, right?
  • Also Yoongi: Hopi, come rub my shoulders.
  • Sirius Black: I have a plan.
  • Remus Lupin: You've got a plan?
  • Sirius: I have part of a plan.
  • James Potter: What percentage of a plan do you have?
  • Sirius: I dunno... Twelve percent?
  • James: Twelve percent? [starts laughing]
  • Sirius: That's a fake laugh.
  • James: It's real.
  • Sirius: Totally fake!
  • James: That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life because THAT IS NOT A PLAN!
  • Remus: It's barely a concept.
  • Sirius: You're taking his side?
  • Peter Pettigrew: It’s better than eleven percent.
  • James: What the hell does that have to do with anything?

PSA for the neurotypical people in my life:

When I say I can’t do something because of my neurodivergencies, it’s not being presented as an excuse. It’s being presented as an explanation, to help you better contextualize why I can’t do it. It is not my ‘get out of jail free’ card, it’s not so that I can hear myself talk about it, it’s so that you understand and don’t get hurt by something neither of us can help.

So please, stop getting upset at neurodivergent people for trying to help you. It’s not for us, we don’t need excuses for the way we survive. We could just as easily say ‘no’ and leave it at that.

They’re explanations, not excuses.

ReaperTale!Sans for someone on UT Amino 

Considering the sketch is extremely old, I’m so glad they convinced me to finish it, seeing as it was sitting in my WIPs for like a month. I’m kinda proud of this. He looks very shiny tho haha 

The wings cause I wanted an “'Angel of Death” feel to it. I dunno what I was thinking. 

Art by me 

ReaperTale by @renrink

Earlier this year I commissioned @thetwelfthpanda to create this work based on the final chapter of my Rio Olympics AU, Sticking the Landing.

I didn’t know, last time we were here, what I wanted then, what my life would look like, after this was all over.  I still don’t, I suppose; dunno if winning a celebrity talent show really counts as a plan, but what I do want of my life is to have you in it, Sherlock. That’s what’s important. What….what do you want?”

After fourteen days of sports, crime, and rubbish attempts at flirting, we’re back where it all began at the closing ceremony.  

Sticking the Landing on AO3: John Watson, Captain of Team GB’s gymnastics squad is confident, ready for his third and final Olympics. Disappointed in London with a shoulder injury putting paid to his Olympic dream, can he secure an Olympic gold finish before retirement? Meanwhile, Sherlock Holmes has other problems. Men’s Rhythmic Gymnastics is the newest Olympic sport, but one of the competitors has been attacked on the eve of competition. Does something more sinister lurk under the spangles and spandex? Can Sherlock solve the mystery in time to deliver a flawless ball routine? And does something more valuable than medals await the boys in Rio?

This artwork was commissioned to keep me accountable to the story and I’m delighted to say the final chapter will be posted today.  I’m even happier with the stellar job Ren did with this artwork - it’s unreal: I love their expressions and the details in the flag, uniforms and (especially) the shoes are completely and utterly perfect. A thousand thanks for this wonderful piece!

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Alex Danvers in 2x05: “Crossfire”

My whole life has been about being perfect: perfect grades, perfect job, being a perfect sister - taking care of Kara. But the one part of my life that I have never been able to make perfect was dating. I just never really liked it. I dunno, I mean, I tried. You know, I got asked out. I just- I never liked being intimate. I just- I dunno, I thought maybe that’s just not the way that I was built, you know. It’s just not my thing. I never- I never thought that it was because of the other- That… Maybe I- I mean, I don’t know. Now, now I can’t stop thinking about- | About what? | That maybe there’s some truth to what you said. | About? | What you said. About me.