i dunno don't look at me

I dunno, I like to imagine that…

Error creates something else than puppets

Like, he learned it from some AU he’s been keeping an eye on

And liked the idea immensely, (maybe) because it relaxes him or (maybe) because he can relate to it at some point even if it is an inanimate object…

He feels free when he flies the kite, he can take it anywhere, farther if he wished but…sometimes, it also felt like the kite is still trapped even when he flies it far, after all, isn’t it still tied to him? He doesn’t really know what to think of it…but he’d still fly it anyway though.

Error belongs to loverofpiggies 

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just some silly little serra portrait drawing things that nobody asked for nor did need i’ll crawl back in my basement now

  • Erwin: Yes Levi? Is there a problem?
  • Levi: There is. As Commander it is your job to inform Cadet Yaeger that there's a penalty for being smoking hot.
  • Erwin: Why don't you tell him? You're his captain.
  • Levi: Last time I did, I ended up limping out of his room at six in the morning.
  • ~•~
  • Armin: You had sex with the Captain?! How?
  • Jean: Yeah Eren, tell us how that magically happened?
  • Eren: I dunno. He told me there was a law against looking hot and I said did it apply to superiors.
  • Mikasa: Somehow you're still alive.
Fake Chats #154
  • Hoseok: whatcha doin', Tae?
  • Taehyung: watching a movie.
  • Hoseok: what movie?
  • Taehyung: I dunno, but it's probably really cheesy and turns you into a puddle at the end.
  • Hoseok: you don't know what movie you're watching?
  • Taehyung: look.
  • Hoseok: ohhhhhhhh. Yeah. They puddle me too.
  • Taehyung: you're easily puddled.
  • Hoseok: are you not? Wait, you're objective best friend character, right? But you give your grudging approval in the end, right?
  • Taehyung: I haven't decided.
  • Yoongi: what are you watching?
  • Hoseok: a cheesy movie that puddles you.
  • Yoongi: what?
  • Taehyung: Jimin and Jungkookie holding hands and Jimin is asleep on Kookie's shoulder and Kookie is pretending to play with his phone but he keeps sneaking glances at Jimin.
  • Yoongi: when was this?
  • Taehyung: yesterday, but they kinda do it all the time.
  • Hoseok: maybe I'm just used to it, that's why I don't notice it anymore.
  • Yoongi: how can you not notice how cheesy they are when they're doing it right in front of you?
  • Taehyung: do you notice it because you want to be holding Jimin or Jungkook?
  • Yoongi: neither. It's just cheesy. I get enough from this guy.
  • Hoseok: hey, you love it when I puddle you!
  • Yoongi: yeah, well...
me and some dude see some blood
  • Dude: -looks at me. Then looks at the blood. Then looks at me again-
  • Me: What?
  • Dude: Aren't you uh... Freaked out or disgusted by it?
  • Me: Why would I be?
  • Dude: Cause... You're a girl?
  • Me: ...
  • Me: You're right
  • Me: I'm a girl
  • Me: So, because of that, I see blood coming out of my own vagina every god damn month
  • Me: Don't you think I might, I dunno, GOT USED TO IT BY NOW YOU FUCKING DUMBASS?

I’m genuinely surprised at the lack of Internet based AUs on this site so I came up with some

  • ‘so you’re the asshole that took my username’ AU
  • 'your URL is really similar to my friend’s and I accidentally messaged you’ AU
  • 'whoops that was supposed to be on anon’ AU
  • 'my self-esteem is shit right now and I noticed you just went through my entire face tag, tell me I’m pretty’ AU
  • 'you were like my first follower, why are you still here’ AU
  • 'I just recognized you from across the store and I don’t know what to do, my training didn’t prepare me for this’ AU
  • 'I think half of my anons are from the same person and I’m trying to track you down’ AU
  • 'we both ship the same obscure pairing, let’s get married right now but first let’s share headcanons’ AU
  • 'I was looking at my new followers and I think you were my crush that moved away in fourth grade’ AU
ANOTHER potential PP3 scene...
  • [BECA cautiously approaches CHLOE who is sat crying quietly at the edge of a small fishing lake that is oddly positioned beside the runway, presumably there before the army base was built. BECA says nothing and just sits beside CHLOE. They both look out at the lake in silence for a few moments.]
  • CHLOE: I didn't get into vet school.
  • BECA: I'm sorry Chlo.
  • CHLOE: *shakes head slightly* It's alright. I knew it was a long shot. They saw how many times I had to retake my senior year and...just presumed I wouldn't cope.
  • BECA: Well for what it's worth I'd accept you?
  • [CHLOE lets out a quiet, watery laugh before looking at BECA, who is already smiling softly at her]
  • CHLOE: And what school would that be?
  • BECA: *shrugs, shaking her head slightly* I hadn't quite got that far...
  • [CHLOE laughs again. They look at each other for a moment before looking back out at the lake.]
  • CHLOE: Being a grown up is so hard.
  • BECA: Ugh tell me about it!
  • CHLOE: Like, why don't they pre-warn you in college that once you leave that's it! All your dreams...they kinda...don't work out you know?
  • BECA: Mmm...
  • *pause*
  • CHLOE: I don't know what I'm gonna do.
  • BECA: *shrugs* You could come to LA with me?
  • [CHLOE pulls a face as though BECA has made a ridiculous unrealistic suggestion]
  • BECA: Dude I'm serious! DJ Khaled is wanting me to help produce his new record. I need to go to LA for that. And I'd hate to go alone. Why don't you come with me?
  • [CHLOE turns to BECA]
  • CHLOE: And do what?
  • BECA: Just...do whatever you want to do! Sight-see. Audition for movies or TV or theatre. Go to some classes. Find a dog-walking agency and walk celebrities dogs, I dunno!
  • [As BECA reels off things, CHLOE's smile slowly grows]
  • BECA: Take the time to find out to find out what's important...or whatever...
  • [They sit in silence for a couple of moments, looking at each other]
  • CHLOE: What about rent?
  • BECA: The label will be paying for the apartment while we're there. Anything else, I'll be able to pay for with my pay cheques. You wouldn't need to worry about a thing.
  • [CHLOE turns to look back out at the small fishing lake, biting her bottom lip as she contemplates the amazing offer.]
  • BECA: Chlo we can do this.
  • [CHLOE turns back to BECA when BECA reaches out and places a hand on her arm]
  • BECA: I want to do this.

That feeling when you’re suddenly reminded that you’re shipping the rare-pairing and not the main pairing for a character you love…

Originally posted by poesiainterminable

winterwakusei  asked:

Hey remember me? Who loves gakurans?? I dunno whatever not important, however!! I haven't read fanfics in ages and I kinda wanna do that again and I wondered if you had any recommendations? I hate looking for them myself because I'm really picky about characterization.. If they're slightly ooc I'll be running the other direction. And I don't like angst unless it's absolutely necessary for a good plot. Soo... do you have anything to rec? Preferably terumob but I'm open for anything good really

Hi! Hahaha, I remember you of course! Sorry for the delayed response, I had to go check out ones I’ve read. Generally I consider myself pretty picky about characterisation too since like, there is a reason I like characters to begin with you know? And I tend to be a little weird about sticking somewhat to canon as well. However I’m finding with Mob Psycho I’m having some leniency because there is kind of a range of characterisation preferences I’ve noticed where it’s not so much in character and not in character but dependent on what particular attributes the writer focuses on (plus the characters are like hard to write, for me anyway). Most people write Reigen… nicer than I generally perceive him as, but I wouldn’t say it’s incorrect in anyway, just different focus. He’s still the dude that does this stuff to me though.

ANYWAY!!! Recommendations!

Return. Continue. (TeruMob) I don’t think you could follow me and not know these because of my, ahem, minor obsession, but I’m going to mention them anyway because for me they are like a PERFECT representation of how I personally view Mob and Teruki.

Temporary Accommodations (General) I’ve mentioned this one before but I’m further into it now and really enjoying it. It’s a nice action one and I like the way Reigen is written.

That’s a Bummer, Dude (TeruMob) I thought this one was cute and heartfelt, it has a nice feeling to it

Tomorrow Isn’t Always Another Day (General) I’ve mentioned this one before too, but best Reigen. I like that this one felt like the same humour as the comics, especially the omake, I haven’t seen that a tonne in the fanfictions.

When there’s nothing but the long way ‘round (TeruMob)This is a set of 8 that was done for Valentine Day prompts i believe and I found them to be very cute.

Turning Slowly (TeruMob) I liked this one, especially since it wasn’t super fluffy and I’m a sucker for anything that has unrequited hahahaha

One Step Forward, Two Steps Back (TeruMob) I do like Teruki suffering, just a little bit.

It’s Okay to be Truthful (TeruMob) This one is short and cute and I need like everyone just to give me clueless Mob because it is amazing

Hell Is Real (So Hurry Up and Kiss Already) (TeruMob) It’s almost more about Ritsu than anything else but I found it funny and cute.

How the light gets in (TeruMob) I thought this was very cute, and I like the confusion aspect of it, it made the end scene entertaining to read.

A Way With Words (TeruMob) God damn that ending line

It’s okay to rest  (TeruMob) Like i said, I’m a sucker for clueless Mob hahaha

The Accelerated Velocity of Terminological Inexactitude (TeruMob) This is like the romcom flick version of Mob Psycho. I really like the Teruki in this one.

Okay, this list got quite long. I just have been having a lot of fun reading through these okay? I hope you like some of these as well! I would be interested in hearing which type you prefer since there is quite a range in there!

Oh! And I guess I’ve actually written two as well. One more so than the other. Did it hurt? and Self-destructive Tendencies

Exchange ♡

abookofus  asked:

AU where Keith got his hair cut really short and think he doesn't look well, when all people around him turn over 'cause he's gorgeous(our boy is dense, he don't know it). So Shiro get jealous, overprotective and dunno (Hunk or Pidge) explain Keith why Shiro act that way. Even after that explaining he don't get it, so he walk over to Shiro and they have "the talk". In witch Shiro finally can't hold himself and confess with few kisses (I love your art btw!)

I just squealed kjhfkshdkfjhasdjf Thank you for sending me this sobs

I’m crying, Pharah moved her spray around like 6 times so that it was perfectly positioned on Mercy’s face

Allura: Lance, how did you bond with the Blue Lion so quickly?

Lance: I just… knocked on her forcefield and then she took us all for a crazy joyride.

Allura: (Stay calm, Allura. Think, what would Lance do? …Hey there, Blue Lion. You know, you’re really activating my particle barrier right now. Hehe)

Keith: Wait! Then how did you get Red to open up to you so fast?

Lance: I dunno she just called for me after Blue shut me out and poof, I was piloting Red.

Keith: (Let’s get out of here, open up… It’s me, Keith. Your buddy. It’s me! Keith! Your- I. Am. Your. Pala-din! I’m bonding with you! Hey! Come on, we’re connected!)

Both: …

Lance: Why are you two looking at me like that?

White Scarf - Natsu Dragneel fanart. 

Yes, another Natsu painting xD I can’t help it ;-; I love the colouring in this painting, though. Especially his face.. I dunno I think I did a good job there xD which is why I got lazy towards the end; I put most of the effort there and kinda rushed the rest.. At least it was worth it I suppose… Hope you like it regardless^^

Made by jiyu-koya. Please, do not repost, do not remove source

Dream Daddy Head-canons No One Asked For.

It’s Hurricane Time and I got bored. ( Keep in mind I’m still finishing the game) 

  • Robert’s been to jail before, misdemeanors and petty crime.
  • After getting bailed out he was made to work at the shelter with Mary and Damian.
  • His first reaction to seeing a shih-tzu was to shake it repeatedly because “What the fuck? Is this a dog or a rat?”
  • Damian had a talk with him about different breeds and “please refrain from shaking the living creatures in this facility, especially the small ones. We..kind of need them alive.”
  • That’s actually where he got Betsy. For all his hangups about smaller dogs who “don’t look like dogs” Robert wound up turning into a marshmallow around them.
  • Mary may or may not have arranged for him to adopt Betsy after seeing how good the volunteering did for Robert ( he drank and smoked less, tried to show up on time, he was always happy around the dogs)
  • She kinda wishes she had given him a bigger dog when the first thing Robert did was try to hunt for cryptids in the dead of the goddamn night. (Betsy’s a tough pup though. She does okay at keeping her human safe.)
  • Brian makes lasagna for Daisy every first day of school ( it’s her favorite dish)
  • Both Brian and Joseph have very…open reactions to anyone who suggests parents with Neuroatypical kids are burdened or need a support group.
  • They might or might not have egged the car of the last person who said that.
  • Brian and Daisy go on a camping trip the week before school starts every year.
  • Daisy’s first fishing rod was this tiny pink for-toddlers-rod that she still keeps to this day.
  • Amanda tutors Daisy in Social Studies, Daisy ends up helping her with English. ( that kid is smart) 
  • Lucien has the best English grade in Hugo’s junior class.
  • No one but Mary knows that it’s because when he was little he and Damien would have readings of Victorian novels.
  • Sometimes Mary and her kids would come along.
  • Lucien actually winds up babysitting the Christiansen kids a lot.
  • It is entirely possible that he’s the one who taught them to amp up the creepy twin factor to keep bullies away.
  • It is also entirely possible he makes sure he scares off the ones that the twins don’t creep out.
  • Not that he’ll ever fess up to it.
  • Christopher’s middle name is Robin ( because Mary couldn’t resist)
  • Christian and Christie’s middle names are Matthew and Ruth respectively.
  • Mary and Joseph may or may not have been trying to outdo each other on who could come up with the most religious name.
  • Mary’s still not sure how much morphine she was on that she allowed that but she’s decided her kids just need enough confidence to carry the -slightly ridiculous- names.
  • Crish lucked out -sorta?- and didn’t get an uber religious name.
  • Chris spends a lot of time with Crish while the twins wander off. He almost prefers to hang out with his baby sibling over anyone else.
  • Carmencita and Ernest switch to Spanish at near every social gathering and it drives everyone up the wall.
  • Robert always eggs them on, he likes the chaos.
  • Robert also refuses to tell just where the hell he learned Spanish “it’s classified”
  • Robert has G.A.D. which he self-medicates for both by drinking and smoking
  • The dads have actually talked about getting him to quit because “Jesus Robert you’re not even like a chill stoned person. You get outright paranoid.”
  • Having Betsy helps him with it a lot. He has to keep things away from her so she won’t get into them and sometimes it leads to him even forgetting he has it.
  • Robert has a weird rule about smoking in front of the kids. He just won’t.
  • Lucien finds this hilarious and kind of annoying because “I’m your provider!”
  • “Well yeah but you’re still a kid”
  • Daisy learned to read when she was four. Brian found her hoarding t.v. manuals and car magazines and fishing books and..basically if it had letters in it she had it in her room.
  • She at one point made a fort out of them. He still has the pictures.
  • Chris scripts and stims a lot. He usually sings songs he hears on the radio and rocks on his feet. He’ll occasionally repeat lines from his favorite movies.
  • The real reason the twins were quoting The Shining was they grew up around Chris scripting and…also started talking in t.v. quotes ( since to them it just looked like A Thing Chris was doing)
  • The three of them can actually speak to each other in t.v. quotes and understand each other completely. ( everyone else, however, is clueless. No one’s figured out how to get them to stop. Robert also thinks this is hilarious.)
  • No one can figure out if it’s better or worse than Ernest and Carmencita’s  bilingual shtick.
  • Both Hugo and Mat slip into Spanish from time to time.
  • Hugo has family in the Dominican Republic and P.R. but also in New York. ( it’s where his parents emigrated to)
  • Ernest actually really doesn’t like his name.
  • He went up to his dad once with a two-page long list of Hispanic Authors and asked why he couldn’t be named after one of those.
  • Hugo and went on to answer that he had family members named Usnavi and Usmail and Hugo’s middle name was Valentino and “honestly, just count your blessings-no you’re not drinking coffee.”
  • He was secretly really impressed because damn these were good authors and his kid knew about them? Since when? ( why isn’t he getting better grades?)
  • Craig spent a good amount after college just…drifting. He went there because he was told to and didn’t really find his drive for doing something until much later in life.
  • Because of that he kinda gets Robert. He can tell he’s kinda lost too.
  • Lucien used to have a baby cape.
  • He still dresses up in Victorian clothes for his dad’s birthday and special occasions.
  • A lot of conversations about media analysis between Mat and Hugo usually wind up with their kids weighing in.
  • Ernest tends to take Mat’s side just to be contrarian but he’s learned a lot about his dad from listening to his side of the conversations.
  • Mary has a favorite dog at the shelter. It’s this scraggly looking greyhound mix she named Stella.
  • Damian’s the only one who knows, she’s sworn him to secrecy.
  • She’s that volunteer that checks out all adoptees and flirts her way into convinces people to take “risky” cases home.
  • Damian wants to be mad but…well it’s not like it doesn’t work. He hates that they can’t use a kill-free policy, with Mary terrifying everyone they kinda do.
  • Damian Mary and Joseph all go way back. They met a youth service.
  • Mary was notorious for getting into and starting fights back then.  She had opinions on how Christianity saw a lot of things and no actual fucks to give about arguing with teachers and preachers and other students alike.
  • She usually wound up kicked out of Youth Ministry/Religion Class ten minutes in. You could set your time by it.
  • Oh nooo now I get to do whatever the damn hell I want for thirty minutes whatever will I do with myself”
  • If Damian hadn’t been there, no one’s sure how long she-or the church would have lasted.
  • Mary was that Christian girl. The one that rebels hard and parties harder. The church was small, and every knew and talked about what she did and who she did it with and it made her smile.
  • When Damien started transitioning anyone from the Youth Group who so much as looked at him crooked inherently made things physical. ( but damn if Mary didn’t scare everyone just by looking at them. )
  • That’s where Joseph meets her. Joseph, who looked the part of the rebel, with black leather and piercings but whose biggest act of rebellion itself is sneaking rock music past his Very Christian Parents.
  • Mary takes one look at him trying to be “bad” and nearly bursts out laughing all the same feeling fondness for the kid. She figures if she doesn’t keep an eye on this dork, someone’s gonna eat him. 
  • Friendships can come from a lot less.
  • It’s the softness in Joseph that really gets to Mary, the same softness she found in Damian. It’s the fact that he refuses to judge her, it’s the fact that he nearly bursts out laughing at every argument she starts with other people. That’s where the friendship’s really born. That’s when she starts trusting him. By the end of the year, he’s as close to her as Damian. ( and she’s just as willing to tear people apart for him)
  • There’s a lot of conflicts and tears for the three of them on their orientations ( because no, Mary isn’t straight either) and their religion and their faith and those who share it. There were nights spent at couches where Mary couldn’t stand to be with her parents and long silent months were Joseph just went radio silent. ( Damian’s parents were actually hella accepting and the main crashing place but Damian had things to deal with too)
  • It’s what made Joseph want to be a Youth Pastor. He wanted a church that was friendly, he wanted to keep his faith. He wanted to keep other children from not feeling safe in a place where you’re supposed to. He wanted to tell kids that things always get better. He signed up for a degree in Biblical Studies the moment he was able to.
  • They moved to the same neighborhood on purpose, the three of them ( and Lucien eventually) like it always was.
  • Mary started dealing with depression after having Chris.
  • A big contributing factor was that Joseph had the ministry and Damien had Lucien and Mary…Mary didn’t have anything. She had no life outside of being a housewife. Eventually, Chris went to school and she had nothing to do but keep house.
  • It started slow but it grew, she was told having more kids would help ( and when she held the twins, she was happy.) but of course it didn’t make things better.
  • It’s really what killed her relationship with Joseph. It killed her a little each day too. She was told she’d be happy if she married and had kids, she wanted to be happy ( so why wasn’t she?)
  • She started resenting him, resenting her life, feeling trapped in it. This is around the time she befriended Robert.
  • Robert, who also hated himself, and his life, who was also miserable. Robert who she could tell her worst thoughts to ( “sometimes I wish I wasn’t a mom. What kind of parent am I” “Trust me I’ve seen worse”) things she wouldn’t want to tell Joseph, things she couldn’t even tell Damian.
  • Their friendship is based on wasted chances and miserable thoughts and an unabashed acceptance of both.
  • When she found out he slept with Joseph she gave him the silent treatment for a month. ( Damian of all people told him off. Mary’s still his best friend. This isn’t done.)
  • Eventually, Robert wears her down, begs her to get a drink and says he’s miserable and sorry and miserable and the next morning he makes her a hangover remedy at his house and they bury the hatchet.
  • Robert tries to bury an actual hatchet in the backyard, Mary laughs calls him an idiot and “where did you even get a hatchet” “shh don’t worry about it” and that’s when they actually make up.
  • Joseph took up carpentry as a hobby ( he thinks it’s funny how it plays into his name.) he built the kids a treehouse in the backyard and has made them a couple of toys.
  • Mary always loved horses. It’s something she shares with Christie, who she’s indulged in exactly 245 My Little Pony dolls.
  • One of Chris’ special interests is fishing lures ( not even fishing just the different kind of lures you can use) he’ll talk Brian’s ear off about it whenever he can find him.
  • One of Daisy’s special interests is marine animals, she’ll talk Hugo’s ear off whenever she can find him.
  • Ernest is absolutely not jealous about his dad talking to this other kid. Nope.
  • Mat’s coffee shop became The Place Where All The Kids hang out ( a few of them want to work there) and he’s somehow become the person they all talk to if they ever have a problem they can’t talk to their dad about. ( Also Pablo’s there and Pablo’s hot, and the older kids can appreciate that)
  • Unlike Ernest, Carmencita doesn’t mind sharing her dad. She’s actually gotten really good at advice and conflict resolution because of all the problems the others ( including Pablo) ask Mat’s help with.
  • Because all the parents get together so often -apparently- for barbeques and stuff the kids have kind of made up their minds that they’re all their parents. They have a dad for each occasion. If someone picks on you? Go to Brian, he’s the one who will tell you ( and teach you to throw a punch, just ask Daisy)  Homework problem? Go to Hugo. Fashion advice? Go to Damian.
  • There have also been talks had by some of the kids about whose parents could end up with whose. ( except for the Christiansen kids.) 
  • They might or might not be keeping an eye on Dadsona and who xe winds up dating.