i drink a lot of wine

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She’s heeeeere!
I had an awesome day yesterday, exploring this city that is still new to me with my beautiful friend @sophiercely ❤ Having breakfast on the bus, talking and updating each other on everything that has been going on in our lives, going from really deep topics to just checking out cute guys… sometimes all you need to be reminded that life is fantastic is having a person by your side that is as bubbly, loving and accepting as Sophie. ❤️After visiting the East Side Gallery, an art project painted on still remaining parts of the Berlin Wall, we had a clothing exchange party in my apartment. My roommates and I invited many of our girlfriends to bring clothes they don’t like/need/fit in anymore and we spent the evening eating lots of delicious food, drinking tea and sparkling wine, trying on each other’s clothes and having long girls talks. It was so nice to be surrounded by so many diverse women. I had a cold and was on my first day of my period, but still felt so much energy from joining them just the way I was. Life’s good.

I want Sally Jackson and Frederick Chase to become friends, them bonding over having powerful demigods as their kids and finally talking to someone who gets it, gets what is to wake up one day, so young, and have your world changed by gods. I want Frederick and Paul talking about teaching and helping Sally with the research for her book; Paul, Sally and Frederick having dinner nights and talking about their kids (because Paul considers Percy his) and drinking wine. 

And then we have Annabeth, who is absolutely over the moon that her dad is flying to NYC to spend time with her, no stepfamily (because they never managed to get close) and she loves seeing her dad interact with Sally and Paul, because they are also her family. She went from being a little girl feeling like she had no one to Sally, Percy and Frederick in the kitchen cooking while she and Paul talks about history and architecture while playing with Baby Blofis. Sally, Paul, Percy, Frederick and Baby Blofis are her family and it’s just makes her so happy to see them together and happy.

I’m starting to realize that maybe messy relationships are better. Not forever, but for now. Because yeah, there are a lot of plans cancelled last minute and screaming matches at midnight but there are also a lot of spontaneous weekend road trips and drinking wine on the fire escape in the middle of the night. I get why stability is desirable but I don’t want to know what to expect. Sometimes I want a ‘come outside’ text at 3am more than I want a planned dinner together after work. This might be because I get bored easily but it’s also because I don’t know what I want and whenever I think I’ve figured it out, it changes. And someone who’s constantly changing needs a love that reflects that.
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To me, writing is a personal thing; I write super-personal, autobiographically. Ultimately, there will always be things in my life that I can write about. At the moment, I’m 21 and I’m experiencing a lot of stuff for the first time. Maybe when I’m older it will be about sitting in a rocking chair, drinking red wine. That’s the plan. I want to have kids and a hot husband. By the time I’m 35, I want to be in a rocking chair.

Okay but we know Roxy used to drink a lot, right?

Imagine once she got better she still has all these drink glasses
She brews tea in a wine glass
She pours cough syrup in a shot glass
Dirk comes over in the morning to visit her and she’s sitting on the couch, eating cereal and milk out of a giant margarita glass, offers him a champagne flute of chocolate milk
She won’t go near alcohol but serves everyone wine glasses full of hot cocoa and marshmallows, there’s vodka bottles being used as flower vases, bottle corks for cat toys
Imagine Roxy getting better and being healthy and making the best of a bad past to make a better life for herself

“We met at a swing dance class. For the next two months, we spent a lot of time together: we went out for drinks, went to music festivals, went for walks around town. But nothing was happening. Not even a kiss. It was driving me crazy. I was always on the phone with my friends, trying to figure this guy out. I thought I was being pretty obvious. Then one night I pulled out all the stops. I cooked him a five course meal, we drank a lot of wine, and we ended up on the couch together. But still nothing!” 


“I realized after I left that night that I probably should have kissed her. Something about the look on her face. But hey, I’m a modern guy. A woman can make the first move. Plus my last relationship had hurt me a lot. But I made up for it two nights later. We went out to an Italian restaurant for her birthday. And one of the waiters gave her a birthday kiss. Then suddenly four more waiters are giving her birthday kisses. And I’m feeling a little jealous. And I’m drinking a lot of champagne. Then after dinner we went out to a club. And ‘Promiscuous Girl’ comes on by Nelly Furtado. And I’d been practicing my swing dancing. So I twirled her around like this. And then boom.”

drinking tips 4 beginners

ok so i know i have a lot of young followers and i haven’t rlly seen any posts like this so here r some tips i’ve learned from personal experience, observation, n friends!!! i hope this helps u guys and feel free to add ur own!!!

  • DRINK WATER in between drinks im so serious it’ll help a lot w the hangover in the morning 
  • eat a big meal before u plan to drink a lot n also make sure to eat something afterwards/before sleeping!!!! 
  • know ur limit…like rlly know when to stop
  • if u drink wine u WILL “lose ur legs” 
  • never ever ever drink alone!!!!!!!!!! be with people you trust to take care of u!!!!!!!!
  • know the alcohol content of whatever ur drinking bc if u drink a couple of beers ur gonna be alright at the end of the night but if u go for The Hard Stuff just know ur gonna get hammered way sooner
  • dont drink if u dont want to bc peer pressure is real n it’s more than okay to say no
  • (i only drink red wine so i would say to only have 3 glasses of it bc after the lucky number 3 things go down hill pretty fast)
  • dont take drinks from strangers!! never leave ur drink alone!!! always carry it with u wherever u go!!!!!
  • dont switch drinks like if ur going to drink beer then stay with that choice all night dont switch to whiskey you’ll thank me later ok just trust me
  • PACE YOURSELF
  • again…..know when to stop
  • dont get absolutely toasted every time u drink bc thats not fun 
  • before u go to bed make sure to lay out a glass of water n pain killer just in case u feel like garbage in the morning
  • just know that u will say and do embarrassing things when ur lit it’s inevitable
  • dont go to bed without washing ur face or showering,, this isnt a real tip just a reminder that it’s better to be hungover n fresh than hungover n nastee!
  • if u wear sunglasses indoors everyone will know ur hungover but it’s ok bc #relatable
  • turn off ur phone when u go out bc like u have to be super super intoxicated to actually drunk text but better safe than sorry!!! ur ex wont think it’s cute btw!!! (also drunk selfies r sloppy n no one knows what ur gonna post when ur out of it lmao)
  • dont post pictures of urself drinking on social media just dont (especially if ur underage)
  • if you’ve never drank before know that when u get Tipsy the room will be fuzzy n even if u dont know it ur going to be stumbling lmao
  • dont wear high heels if u know ur getting drunk just DONT bc then ur going to have to go barefoot wherever u are n that’s never a good idea bc germs
  • know that drinking is 100% ok for young ppl (18 or over) n that it can be fun but u absolutely do not have to do it, u can stop whenever u want to, and it’s not an every day activity!!!!! don’t make it a habit bc it’s a good time until it’s not!!!! just make sure ur comfortable and safe and it’ll be ok!!!!! stay safe everyone n bottoms up!!!!
spa day

warnings: none 

a/n: i had this idea the other day and i feel like it could make a pretty funny scene if it was actually in the show. we all know that deep down, sam is a yoga loving, smoothie drinking, nature geek. he cares a lot about his health, so who’s to say he wouldn’t use some anti-aging cream to keep those lovely young looks? (even though he’s aging like fine wine.) enjoy!

“and… perfect. okay, i’m gonna set the timer for 15 minutes,” you say, running the dirty brush under hot water. sam stares at himself in the mirror, tucking a loose strand of hair back into his bun.

“are you sure this stuff works, y/n? it smells kinda weird,” sam asked, reaching up to touch the mud mask on his face.

“nuh uh,” you corrected sam, “no touching. and i promise, it works like a charm. your face will look wrinkle-free and radiant, trust me,” you assured him, drying off the clean brush. 

“whatever you say,” sam sighed, pulling out his phone from his pocket. 

“any word from cas?” you question and lift yourself up on the bathroom counter. you pat the spot next to you, and sam takes your hint and slides beside you. 

“no, not yet. but hey, are you in the mood for a smoothie? i found this really great recipe that-” sam started, but was interrupted by dean’s shouting.

“sam, y/n? are you home?” dean hollers over the familiar sound of his boots clunking around the bunker. 

“we’re in here!” you yell back, pulling out your nail file from the bathroom drawer and picking at your uneven nails. sam’s eyes get wide at the sound of dean’s footsteps nearing the bathroom.

“y/n! why’d you tell him? if he sees me with this shit on my face he-” sam was once again interrupted by dean.

“hey, you guys, do you know where,” dean started, then he looked up at your covered faces. “oh my god,” dean uttered, staring at the both of you in pure horror. “what the hell is on your face?”

“it’s uh, um, dean, i can explain, its-” sam stammered, but your cut him off. 

“anti-aging face mask. real good for wrinkles. want some?” you ask, holding out the tub to dean. 

he shakes his head, looking back up at you and sam, covering his mouth. “you guys look absolutely ridiculous,” dean choked out and began howling with laughter. 

you saw sam tense up and shift in his spot next to you. “whatever, dean. y/n, do you want a smoothie? i’m going to go make one,” sam asked, hopping off the counter and giving dean a dirty look.

“strawberry banana, please,” you say, smiling at sam, “and don’t forget, wash your mask off in, “ you check your phone, “12 minutes!” he nods, then walks out of the bathroom, shaking his head and mumbling to himself.

dean pulls himself next to you, bumping your shoulder. “does that stuff really… work? i’ve been told that i look like a dad way too many times this year.” 

Do you ever think about the deep, abiding disrespect and antipathy that we as a society have towards mothers and the concept of motherhood, particularly mothers of colour, disabled mothers, poor mothers, same gendered partnered mothers, and trans mothers, and how vehemently people will deny that there is any societal disregard for mothers because the default image that many people have of a “mother” is like an uptight square white middle class straight cis able bodied lady living in the suburbs baking casseroles and drinking wine, an image which only serves to de-individualize and de-politicize the concept of motherhood… that’s just something I think about a lot, how about you guys

11.99

At my restaurant we have this very popular unlimited item. During lunch it’s 7.99 but during dinner it’s 11.99 and dinner starts at 4.

So I get sat this table at 4 and I go to greet them as usual. One of them is practically laying on the table and the other has her shoes off and I already know it’s going to be one of *those* tables.

Me: hi! How are we doing today?
*they continue to talk and completely ignore me*
Me: my name is ____ and I’ll be taking care of us today. What can I get us to drink?

They continues to talk and right as I was about to walk away, they roll their eyes and look at me and go “water with lemons and I mean a lot of lemons and a glass of wine. And don’t taken too long. We don’t have all day”

Ok whatever. So I go and grab everything and when I come back, one of them asks me about the popular unlimited entree.

Lady: where is the unlimited thing you have?
Me: it’s not on the dinner menu, but we do have it. However, because it is after 4, the price is 11.99 instead of 7.99.
Lady: SERIOUSLY?! JUST FOR THAT?!
Me: yes ma'am :)
Guy at the table: well we should get it for 7.99 because we have been at the table since 3:45
Me: no sir, you were sat right at 4. I can give you a few minutes to look at the menu if you would like?

He then waves his hand at me to tell me to go away.

Now. I COULD have given them the 7.99 price but they were dicks and when you’re a dick, I’m going to charge you for every little thing I can. Sorry not sorry

Anywho.

I go back after about 10 minutes to see if they’re ready to order.

Me: are we ready or do we need a couple more minutes?
Guy: well since it’s after 4 we had to change our entire order!!!

I just smiled and told them I’d give them a few more minutes.

I then found a night person to take them from me so I could go home because i don’t have the time or patience for this, introduce them to their new server, and grab my purse to leave.

On my way out, they glared at me the entire time. I waved at them.

Fuck off you toads.

Happy New Year (Soukoku version)
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Chuuya:</b> Happy New Year!<p/><b>Dazai:</b> Hey Chuuya!<p/><b>Chuuya:</b> What is it now...?<p/><b>Dazai:</b> I bet you're gonna drink a lot and get drunk<p/><b>Chuuya:</b> No, I wont.<p/><b>Chuuya:</b> *gets drunk after 2 glasses of wine*<p/><b>Dazai:</b> ...<p/></p><p/></p>

If Tyrion & Sansa don’t reunite in S7 can I at least have a scene were Tyrion is eating lemon cakes? It sounds silly but lemon cakes were Sansa’s favorite and I think it’s just a little symbol of Sansa.

Or even Sansa having a bunch of wine or just drinking wine a lot and someone makes a comment about it.

You know just little symbols/things.

👌🏽

anonymous asked:

Can i pls have scenario or headcanna where chuuya has fem!so that grew up with an alcoholic parents and now as an adult so tries to stay away from alcohol but doesnt entirely mind him and his wine how would chuuya react to that srry if this it a lot

I’m going to do headcanons for this because I feel like I can get more out that way rather than limiting it to a scenario

• At first he just assumes you don’t like the taste of alcohol or just don’t like drinking which doesn’t really matter to him. He does, however, notice when you get a bit on edge when he’s drinking a little much in your presence which causes him to ask if you’re upset with him.

• He’ll listen very intently when you tell him your reasons and instantly feel like an ass even if you tell him you don’t mind him and his wine habits. He’ll put away whatever he was drinking and grab a cup of coffee to sober him up a little because he wants a bit more information about it if you’re willing. Since this is a very personal aspect about your past he pulls you into his lap and strokes your hair while you talk.

• He would try very actively to find other hobbies you both enjoy and can do together. Literally signs up for a million couple’s classes like cooking, dancing, painting, ice –skating, basically anything he has a mild interest in that he can share with you.

• Since you have such a bad connection with alcohol and people being drunk Chuuya very rarely drinks enough to even get tipsy around you anymore. A lot of the time if he goes out drinking he’ll tell you beforehand so you’re not surprised when he gets home.

• Chuuya knows he is a bit of an emotional drunk so after a night of heavy drinking he’ll wake up and make sure he didn’t do anything hurtful or act like a dick towards you. He often asks if you’re still okay with him blowing off steam this way just in case you’ve had a change of heart.

• He still has a glass of wine or too at home but most of the time he makes sure he’s sipping it rather than downing a whole glass in three seconds, and he’ll often pour grape juice or something in your wine glass because he’s a giant dork .