is shipping two friends THAT BAD?! it’s not like i dont know their “relationship” definetly just a pigment of my imagination and they’re just friends. is it that bad to read fanfiction? is it that bad being happy seeing them together? is it that bad shipping then knowing it’s not actually real? why is everyone getting so offended when they see a otp these days? i am aware it’s just friendship. stop being so rude and leave us, the shippers, alone.
the bottom of the garden, there is a hole. It sits in a wall shrouded by
foliage, by long, creeping vines and sharp, spiked leaves, and through the hole—the
ceiling is low, remember to crouch—there is a lane.
my personal Kirby headcanon is that Dedede just saw how ridiculously overpowered Kirby was getting with each new game and went like “nope thanks a lot but i prefer not dying in a exaggeratedly brutal way” and stayed in his lane for the rest of the series after Kirby’s Dreamland
Victor and Yuuri are the kind of couple who’d plan to propose to each other on the exact same day and Yuuri pulls Victor to the side with a “Victor, there’s something I wanna ask you–” as he’s taking out the little velvet box and Victor just goes “oh no”. And Yuuri gets all insecure because does he not want to, is this rejection, is it too soon? And he gets all small and toys with the box in his hands, stumbling over his words to make it better because imsorryitsokaywedonthavetoifyourenotcomfortable but Victor stops him, grabbing him by the shoulders like “no, no, I mean—"and he takes out a ring from his coat pocket "I was going to slip this into your drink tonight at dinner” and then they both start crying and they’re touching foreheads as they put the rings on each other and I’m dying in the back because I love them