i drank root beer

The signs as things my little Asperger's 9 year old brother has said

Taurus: “Asperger’s….ass…burger….ass murder. Ass Murder.”
Libra:“sister, I think you’re gay for cats.”
Pisces: feeling the baby fat on his chest, “Dad, I think I might be a girl.”
Sagittarius: when my grandparents went to bed, “God. I hope they aren’t doing what I think they’re doing.”
Virgo: to our father, “No, you’re not a bad dad. You’re just a little dumb.”
Leo: when I told him he and I were C-sections, and what a c-section was, “No. There’s no way that’s true. You’re lying. I know you made that up.”
Scorpio: as the biscuits were cooking in the oven, “Wanna come watch the biscuits grow with me?” And as he kept watching, “this is so cool. Two are COLLIDING.”
Aries: after he took a drink of something, “What is this? ” and when we told him it was root beer, “What?? I drank beer?!? Oh my god oh my god I drank beer I drank beer!” And then he ran through the house screaming.
Aquarius : “isn’t anywhere you want the center of the universe, since the universe is infinite?”
Cancer: as my father put each piece of dough onto the baking pan, “biscuit, biscuit, biscuit, biscuit, biscuit, biscuit, biscuit, biscuit, biscuit, biscuit…”
Capricorn: literally always, anywhere at any time, “Can we listen to that song I like by Panic! at the Disco?” (It’s Victorious)
Gemini: “I don’t think Boys and Girls are real. Just because someone looks different doesn’t mean they’re a boy or a girl. It just means they look different. It’s just a theory.”

Strangers-Part 2-Taylor Caniff Fan Fic

Part 1

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I woke in someone’s bed. Woah. My head was aching and hurt like a wrecking ball just smashed me in the head. The night went by so fast. I turn and see a boy with a bandana wrapped around his head and shirtless. Did we have..I’m so fucked up..I look down to see, I was in white over sized shirt and boxers. I shook him, but that didn’t work. I did what I had to do. I grabbed a pillow and whacked him with it.

“Taylor!” I whined. “Please fucking wake up!” Instead of a response he pulled me to his chest. I felt safe. 

“Good Morning Y/N.” He said with his morning voice killing me.

“Did we have sex?” I coughed the last part.

“No. You got drunk and were only in your underwear, so I helped you out and brought you to my dorm.” He said while rubbing the back of his neck.

“Thanks Taylor.” I smiled.

“You wanna hang out?” He asked sitting up. I smiled.

“Sure.” Wait, does he remember me? Wait, Kirstin said to take it slow. But why did he forget so quickly. I’ll ask the boys later. I was snapped out of my thoughts.

“You gonna get up anytime soon?” Taylor smirked. I giggled and got up and went to the bathroom. I realized I had no clothes here. I open the door. “Taylor, could I go to my dorm first to get some clothes to change into?” I asked stepping out of the bathroom. He nods and I noticed his dorm is right across mine. I walked in and his face dropped.

“Your dorm is right across mine.” He said amazed. I laugh and get clothes to change into. I picked out a white yin and yang crop tee with light skinny jeans. Then black with white outlined vans. I put my hair in a messy bun. 

Taylor’s P.O.V.

Everything in Y/N’s dorm reminded me of Y/N. Like this morning, her giggle sounded just like Y/N’s. Ever since my accident and getting amnesia, I couldn’t really remember much.

-Flashback-(2 years ago)

After the airport, I decided to take a drive. All that went through my head was Y/N. I was all in my thoughts and suddenly a car crashed into mine.

-at the hospital-

“Taylor.” I heard. I peel my eyes open to see 12 boys surrounding me. 

“Who are you guys?”

“Bro. I’m Dillon, your best friend since we were in elementary." 

"Wait, what happened?” I was loaded with a lot of questions.

“Part of your brain was taken out so you have amnesia now.” A nurse said. I nod and laid back. I was missing something. Y/N.

-End Flash Back-

“You ready to go?” She asked me. I was snapped out of my thoughts. I nod and stand up. We got out and we head to the little cafe next to the campus. We got some coffee and head to a small park in the campus. There was a little pond infront of one of the benches. We sat there.

“You know what’s funny.” I say out of the blue.

“What?” She smiled.

“I feel like I’ve known you for a long time.” She nods.

Y/N’s P.O.V.

“I feel the same too.” I say and sighed. Out of no where, rain started to pour. This reminds me of the time we kissed under the rain. Y/N stop thinking about the past! A voice in my head. Ugh. I got up and went underneath a tree.

“You okay?” He asked putting a piece of hair behind my ear.

“I’m fine.” I smiled. 

“Really?” He smirked.

“I’m soaking wet and were kind of far away from our dorm. I guess everythings doing dandy.” I said sarcastically. He chuckled.

“Wonder who made you that wet.” He muttered. I hit his shoulder playfully.

“Your disgusting.” I laughed. The old Taylor’s still in there. 

“What can I say. I’m always like this.” He said doing a cute pose. I laugh and sat down on the ground. I got on my phone and got a text from Kirstin.

Kirstin: where are you? Class is about to start!?!

Me: Oh god…I’m by the little pond and its pouring.

Kirstin: Look to your left.

There was a building right there. I saw in the window, Kirstin was waving. I waved and got up.

Me: I’ll be there.

“Taylor, we gotta go. We’re gonna be late for class.” He quickly got up and grabbed him and I’s bag. Our hands touched at once and the feeling lingers through out my body.

“Don’t you wanna change first?” I nod no.

“Class is way important.” I panicked. Taylor chuckled.

“Then what are we waiting for, let’s go before Professer Dan kicks our asses.” I giggled and we looked at each other and looked up at the sky. He grabbed my hand and we ran into the building. We ran into the room panting. We sat in the same row as Kirstin. It was quite and people kept starring at us. Especially Acacia. She was giving me the death glare. I wave smile and wave. She flipped her hair and I roll my eyes and start to take notes. As we took notes a note was thrown at me. I unfold it and it was Taylor’s hand writing.

‘hey bestie. ;)' 

“Awww, he did the winky face!” Kirstin whispered with awe. I roll my eyes with a smile and write back.

'aye bestie.’ I throw it back at him.

“Y/N and Taylor! Pay attention.” He scolded us. He turned around and continued. We snickered and kept passing notes.

Acacia’s P.O.V.

That stupid whore, Y/N keeps passing notes to Taylor. Well, she better watch out from now on. 

Y/N’s P.O.V.

Class was finally over and I walked with Kirstin and Taylor. We heard whining trailing behind us. We all knew it was Acacia. We try to walk faster, but she came closer. We stopped in front of the fountain.

“What?” Taylor socffed. Instead of a response, Acacia preformed 'PDA’. Good god..Does she really have to do this in public. Taylor was trying to pry her off him and he was trying to push her off. “Stop Acacia!” He yelled. She tried to look innocent, but that obviously didn’t work. Taylor stormed off with Kirstin and I trailed behind him. He was heading to the lounge. I saw from the window, the boys were there.

Matt’s P.O.V.

“Hold up. Taylor doesn’t remember Y/N.” I butted.

“Remember, ever since the accident, he lost his memory and stuff. And thats why he is stuck with Acacia.” Johnson explained.

“Oh. Where is Tay-never mind.” I said. We saw Taylor storm in. He looked pissed.

Y/N’s P.O.V.

Kirstin and I sat down with the boys in the lounge. Taylor drank beer and I drank root beer.

“What happened to him?” Nash mumbled.

“Acacia.” I replied. Taylor groaned as he heard her name. I looked at Taylor. He was pissed. Then someone walked through the door. And it was Acacia. She went over to Taylor and straddling him. Everyone groaned and got up.

“Could you not.” Kirstin scoffed. Acacia laughed obnoxiously. 

“Would you just shut it.” I mumbled, directing it to Acacia. 

“Oh look who finally speaks up.” Acacia said getting in my face.

“I said, Shut it.” I spoke. She almost threw a punch at me, but I caught it. “I said, shut it, and don’t you dare try to fight me.” I clenched my fist.

“Yeah right.” She said turning around. I whacked her head with my fist and everyone went hang wire. I clap my hands and grabbed my bags then walked to the library.

Taylor’s P.O.V.

Woah. Did she just knock out Acacia. Only person who would slay someone like Acacia is, Y/N.

“Taylor.” I heard. I looked up and see Aaron teasing me. I whacked him with a pillow. “Dude, that hurt like a train.” I chuckled sarcastically. He laughed even more.

“Stop it.” I said putting a pillow over my face. The gang laughs at me. “I’m gonna study for class.” I say standing up and grabbing my stuff.

“What class Taylor, or you just wanna study with Y/N?” Dillon smirked and lifted an eyebrow.

“A class…And no.” I said blushing.

“TAYLOR’S GOT A CRUSH!” Sammy teased. I roll my eyes and went straight for the door. Maybe I did like Y/N. But I had to brake up with Acacia first. I walk to the library. I rarely go here. I usually just study in my dorm, but in a dorm with Dillon, we would both end up messing up the whole room. My eyes roam the room trying to find Y/N, but I see her with Sam(Pottroff). I sat at the table near them and I was facing Y/N. She looked up and saw me and smiled. My face lit up when she smiled at me. Then I see Sam put his hand on her hand. My smile fades and I just stare at my book. Taylor she isn’t yours. She was never yours. What if she is Y/N?

Y/N’s P.O.V.

Sam and I continue to study together. Each time I looked at Taylor, he would always be looking down and staring at his book. I tried to study his expression, but his face was looking down. I wonder why. Was he jealous?

-

After we studied for a good 2 hours we head back to the dorm. I noticed Taylor left after the first hour. Sam dropped me off first.

“Thanks Sam, for the help.” I smiled. He smiled back and kissed my cheek, making my cheeks go cherry red.

“Good night.” He said. I smiled and head into my dorm. I sat on my bed and noticed Kirstin was still awake.

“How was your little date?” I shrug.

“We’re just friends. Sam is like a brother to me. Nothing more.” I smiled toothless telling the truth.

“Really?" 

"Yeah.”

Taylor’s P.O.V.

“Dillon, did you hear that?” I asked. Dillon groaned and turned to me.

“Hear what?” He groans.

“Sam and Y/N.” He sat up.

“Is someone jealous?” Dillon lifted an eyebrow. I look down.

“Maybe.” I mumbled.

“You better get close to her.” I nod.

“How?”

“Be best friends with her. Hang out with her. I don’t know. Be a person Y/N liked in high school.” He said.

“Ok.” I said laying back on my pillow.

“NOW GO TO SLEEP.” He shouted and I laughed. I slept and Y/N was going through my head.

Sam’s P.O.V.

I wonder if Y/N and I will work out. I wonder if she likes me? I better make a move before anyone else does.

Y/N’s P.O.V.

My alarm beeped a few times and I threw it at the door and the door swug open. It was Taylor. I rub my eyes to make sure I wasn’t seeing things.

“Why are you here at..” I pause and look at my phone. “6:30 in the morning?” I yawned.

“Why can’t I see my bestie?” He asked sitting next me.

“I don’t know. You could’ve came around 9 or something.” I mutter. He chuckled.

“C'mon, lets get some breakfast.” He said reaching for my hand.

“Fine.” I get up and put my hair in a messy bun. “Please don’t tell me Acacia will be here.” I mumbled.

“I promise you. She won’t be.” He took my hand, sending energy through me. I look down at our hands and smile. I stop.

“Piggy back, now!” I demanded playfully. He chuckled. He squat down and I wrapped my arms around him. He grabbed my thighs to secure me and he ran. I squeal and he chuckled. We stopped in front of a yogurt place. I jump off him and ran into the yogurt the shop and got a cup. I filled it up and made it have a swirl on the top. I put sprinkles and all kinds of sweet toppings. I saw Taylor and he did the same. I laugh because he was trying to get a marshmallow. I grab a marshmallow and throw it up in the air and he caught it in his mouth. I laugh and I grab my wallet, but Taylor pushed it back. I roll my eyes and let him pay before we get into a small argument. Taylor and I sat at a table near the window and we talk and take selfies.

@Y/T/N: Besties. 

After I posted it, my twitter blew up. There were lots of mentions.

'Your not together anymore?’

'What happened!? YOU WERE MY OTP!’

I look at them and tuned off my twitter. I felt a cherry on my nose.

“So, how’s life?” He asked snickering.

“Lovely.” I sarcastically say. He chuckles. I get whip cream on my finger and wipe it above Taylor’s mouth, giving him a little mustache. “How’s your life?” I smiled while laughing.

“Great.” He said putting whip cream above my mouth and making a mustache. He got out his phone and went on shots. We take a selfie and he captioned it as,

'Mustache buds.' 

I laugh and grab my phone and go on Vine. Haven’t been active for 2 years.

-

“WE GOT MUSTACHES MOTHER FUCKERS.” I shouted. Taylor made a noise and screamed.

“COCK!” I laugh. Well he hasn’t  changed much considering he still says that. Nor have I.

-

We get up and clean up our mess. We leave a tip and we head to the lounge.

Acacia’s P.O.V.

I was in the lounge room waiting for Taylor and then I heard Y/N’s laugh. I groan. I turn and see her and Taylor laughing heading to the open seat. That bitch.

Y/N’s P.O.V.

We got to a seat and Taylor starts talking about his cars. Oh typical.

“Taylor, I think we all know you own 3 cars.” I say, but quickly covered my mouth.

“What?” He asked with wide eyes.

“I was saying your a cutie.” I covered up. He smiled.

“Well duh. I’m always cute.” He smiled cockily. I laugh.

“Cocky much?” I giggled. He chuckled, but our laughs died down when Acacia came over. What could she possibly want?

A/N: Hey angels! I hope you like part 2!! Sorry imagines are on hold :l But you can still request. I’m working on all of them, so don’t worry. I’ll post them all one day in mid August.

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