i doubt he'd like being there

anonymous asked:

Can you do headcanons for being Ponyboy's first girlfriend? Like how he'd ask you out and how he'd be romantic and crap :)

yup!!

-his face gets sO red when he first asks you out

-prince of stuttering

-”i mean you can say no if you wanna”

-that boy does not know how to act at first

-he makes a lot of nervous, unfunny jokes

-gets you daisies on your first date

-one of those people that would turn their head around and mouth “OH MY GOD” if you say yes or kiss him

-no doubt he made you a mixtape

-would walk you home no matter what

-just being clueless in love 

chapelseed  asked:

What would you say if in the teachers AU, if Stain was released and joined the faculty teaching Heroics Philosophy?

… I can imagine him being like Mr. Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents especially when the discussion about heroes becomes tOO PASSIONATE

“DID SOMEONE SAY TRUE HEROES”

Originally posted by onesuperwholockdirection

little headcanon to write fully later:  in regards to wirt’s future career, i’ve seen stuff like “high school teacher” come up, and while i love the idea of wirt being a teacher, i see him more as a college professor. or at least, like, a teacher for senior high schoolers. the idea of him helping young people through writing is nice but i doubt strengthening his relationship with greg is suddenly going to smooth out his issues with impatience when it comes to immature behavior. plus, there are the extra benefits of his having more leniency in college for coursework & i can’t imagine him ever being a morning person. and he can spend a period lecturing all about one poem and get away with it. which is another point !  given his choice, wirt would always teach poetry, but that’s not something touched on much in high school. he would find a better niche in college, he can specialize more. and honestly, it’s not like college students can’t be just as “lost” as high schoolers, if the point is wirt helping lost kids.

though i might be biased here. i heavily hc wirt as being autistic & i can honestly say that if he’s this obsessed with poetry specifically, he’s gonna get restless when teaching other areas, even if it is literature.

anonymous asked:

I think tumblr ate my ask, but I've got a ZoSan headcanon for you. I think Zoro would be patience incarnate with Sanji. He'd still lose his temper all the time like in canon, but when it really matters (idk, Sanji being insecure about his place in the crew or him hurting his hands or doubting All Blue for example), he's totally patient!

this is what i live for actually….zoro being super patient and caring if it comes to serious matters is really imortant

anonymous asked:

(thinking about how bruce was force-chill about Alex's potential porn career) For sure he sometimes ends up at partied with porn stars sometimes. I dont picture him seeing much porn so i doubt he'd know anyone by name, but would he act the same (helpful and protective against creeps) or get too awkward trying not to be disrespectful while at the same time stopping /others/ from being disrespectful? i can see him being a massive dorkus by accident.

He is extra-respectful tbh, you’d think he was bodyguarding some nuns. It is extremely overcompensatory. They gotta be ready at all times to be like “no bruce this is fine this is a friend of mine and this is how we talk to each other turn off the glower”. He will turn the glower down slightly but it will remain. He trusts cishet male porn stars a lot less far then he can throw them because he can throw a person a pretty good distance when he puts his mind to it. Ladies keep inviting him to visit them on set because they know he doesn’t want to go and watching him figure out how to turn them down is great. He has a lot of free movies he doesn’t know what to do with. He keeps showing up in the background of Instagram selfies that give people the wrong idea and no one corrects them. Just, here’s some ladies making out half-naked and there in the background is Bruce reading a book about the history of salt. He took off his tie because it’s more comfortable and his hair is fucked up because they wouldn’t stop messing with it to annoy him but no one is ever going to believe any of that. ‘tfw you just want to read about minerals’ is the reddit headline on the front page. What was he supposed to do? Ask them to please stop kissing around him? That would be rude. They can kiss wherever they want. He’s not the PDA police. They are hard-working young women and if they want to put in some overtime that is their own business.

anonymous asked:

I'm sad that Harry doesn't get to bond and create a relationship with Louis' siblings like tommy does :( he could have such a wonderful relationship with Lottie, fizzy and all the twins... look at those babies in particular :( he'd be great with them but I doubt they who he is or if they remember him when they see him

I think you’re 1. Projecting a touch, and 2. Being unrealistic. We’ve had evidence in the past that Harry does spend time with the twins. And we already know that when they were on tour, Harry and Lottie got along really well and had fun with each other.

And you’re also assuming that the 1% of their life that we do see is their entire life. I have 0 doubt in my mind that Harry has incredible relationships with all of Louis’ siblings. Just because they don’t snapchat it, doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen.

anonymous asked:

Today on Howard Stern's radio talk show he was talking with Lady Gaga about the time she was raped as a teen by a 30-something guy she wouldn't name. She said when you're too paralyzed at first you can't say it,then when time passes no one believes you. When Stern seemed almost confused as to why she wouldn't name him she said she was afraid he'd get killed. I think it's safe to say no woman is afraid of their rapist being killed, we just know we'd be liable, especially if it was never reported.

It seems like that question is the one that comes up every time someone reveals that they were raped. Or some variation of it.

I think the best answer would be “well look around”.  But to understand that answer would require an awareness of rape culture that few are willing to admit.  Especially those, like Stern, who profit from it so often.  

I don’t doubt that she does believe he would be killed.  I would wager she’s probably not the only one.  If the rapist is someone close to you or someone you care about, it might feel necessary to protect them even if it means you have to suffer in silence. We all have our reasons for how, when and even if we choose to speak up.  They are all valid.

-Spider-

anonymous asked:

remember when Grimmy interview them during MITAM promo and Liam said that he passed the sorting hat test, got Gryffindor and was "absolutely buzzing"?) so yeah, he'd go only there, no doubt

I feel like Liam would (incorrecty) view the Hufflepuff house as being for the losers/leftovers, hence why he wouldn’t want to be placed there. He sees himself as a Gryfindor through and through.