i dont watch faking it

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nitrateglow  asked:

How many Criterion Collection editions do you own and what would be your top three favorites (going by overall package-- bonuses, cover art, and such)?

(hopefully I hit ‘post’ rather than ‘answer privately’)
I own this many releases from the Criterion Collection

But these three are my favorite overall releases that I own
(Rather than simply my three favorite films from the Criterion Collection)

1. The Complete Jacques Tati - It contains the entire directorial output by one of my pantheon directors (6 features, and 3 shorts). Playtime (1967), his masterpiece, would be my choice as my favorite film of all-time. It also has four other short films, a couple of documentaries, and a buttload of other extras. I don’t think cinema has ever reached higher heights than what is contained in this box set.

2. F for Fake (Orson Welles, 1974) - I’d say that this is Orson Welles at his most playful and fun. It’s also a contender for being my favorite Welles film. What makes this one of my favorite releases, beyond how much I love the film itself, is that it contains the documentary Orson Welles: One-Man Band (Vassili Silovic and Oja Kodar, 1995). It’s a documentary about many of Orson Welles’ unfinished and unreleased film projects, of which there are many.

3. Lonesome (Paul Fejos, 1928) - This is a beautiful and inventive little romantic comedy made during the transition from silent to sound. Most of the film is silent, with three sound sequences mixed in there. This film was rarely seen for decades, I think only seen periodically at festivals. I believe that this is the first time that it’s been released on home video, the first time that it’s been widely available to watch since it’s release. It also has two additional bonus films by Paul Fejos - one silent film, and a reconstructed early musical film.

the signs as free! dub lines
  • Aries: I wanna know what it feels like to kick your ass
  • Taurus: oh it just got real up in here, gentlemen
  • Gemini: hey candy-apple, tell me these don't look awesomesauce
  • Cancer: and here all this time i've took you for an overly body-conscious airhead hard-pressed to add two plus two
  • Leo: daddy's gotta get his freak on
  • Virgo: I'm swimming in an ocean of well-toned bodies
  • Libra: HEY GUUUURL, CHECK ME OOOOOUUUT! OVER HEEERE! she probably can't see me
  • Scorpio: I've got backstroke for days....and traps just as long
  • Sagittarius: that stuff tastes like HATE!
  • Capricorn: the tree looks all naked
  • Aquarius: *averts eyes* I'm sneaky
  • Pisces: I LOVES ME SOME SPAGHETTI
  • dad (slightly raising his voice to be heard across the room): does anyone wanna watch The Man from U.N.C.L.E.?
  • me (at full volume): I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR FAKE ENGAGEMENTS