the problem with performative morality on tumblr is rlly highlighted with this fyre festival shit
do u think any of the rich kids who went to that place care that you’re making a ‘dont make fun of them!!’ post on tumblr? do u think any of them come onto this site at all and are gonna feel better by seeing it? nope!! and do you seriously think you’re going to do any good by posting that? people won’t change their mind. if poor people want to make fun of the rich being scammed, then they’re going to and you cannot change their mind/opinion
there is no point if u posting a ridiculous ‘hey rich kids stuck on an island u are valid uwu/ dont make them of them uwu!!!’ post at all other than to try and act like you’re better than other people/ to literally PERFORM morality to make urself look good to others without actually BEING good
cecil good drawer!!!!!!! am salamander but new to drawing. does cecil have any tips for drawing amphibifriends with human hands?
look at reference pictures! cecil collect hundreds of photo that are pretty and nice, and have them next to them when drawing. look at shapes that are common, look at your favourite soft boys. What appealing about them? what shape do you love? a soft round belly? a pudgy wrist? How does that feature look, how big is it compared to other shapes around it. A pudgy wrist will have a small hand, a soft belly might have some little roll or skin folds. Look at basic shape first (frog is round mostly but come in narrow where a tail would be, salamander is made of same soft round shapes but longer.) then add smaller shapes (limbs, eyes) then detail (hands, patterns, bumples)
start big, then do detail. do not start with detail. move towards smaller and smaller shapes. If you start with detail you will get lost.
But!! most important advise is this: everything you draw is wonderful. keep doing a drawing. draw all the time, draw on everything. when u are learning, maybe 90% of what you draw you won’t like. But if you do 100 drawings then that mean that you have TEN WHOLE DRAWING YOU DO. ten whole drawing you love that you DIDNT have before! the more you draw the more higher that number is. you start getting more out of your 100 that you like. 15, 20, 50. always drawing.
Everything you draw is good if you have done it. If it’s not perfect? that ok! if you not like it say “i will give myself another 5 mins but after that i will leave him”. If it not working, move on. draw a new one. If that not working, give 5 mins to work on it some more, then move on. Biggest mistake is to stuck on a one drawing you dont like for hours and hours and hours. better to do 20 sketches you dont like and then work for hours on the one you happy with out of them.
the secret no one tell you is that everyone draw things they dont like. all the time. But you don’t see the ones they throw away. it make it look like the artists you love only do good things bc we only want to show you the ones we love. but everyone mistakes, everyone always learning. any drawing you do is good because you done it, and having an imperfect drawing in your sketchbook is still better than having NO drawings in your sketchbook
So draw draw draw! and then pls show a cecil i love seeing all the arts!
I seek a daddy. Im 19 soon 20.
I broke my arm so for now no nudes and i have to trust you first.
So im not really a little but kinda still.
1. Idont have a little age. And i most likely never will. Maybe 12 or 13 if your demanding it.
2. Dont talk down to me baby language makes it seem like you think im stupid if i want baby language i Will start it myself and when i stop it you will accept it.
3. If i say no to something i most likely have a reason such as maybe im not comfertable or in the mood. And you will respect it.
4. You have to be older than me. But dont be like 30…. unless you look like your in the twenties.
5. I live in Denmark so might be time difference.
6. I seriously suck at dirty talk. So dont make me. Im great with rp tho.
7. Since i never had a daddy i havent had any rules. So warning i may tell you off if you try put up any. Allthough bedtime is cool. Cuz i suck at getting myself in bed.
8. PICTURE OF YOUR FACE OR BYE
(Allthough even better if you could do from torso… plz have a hot body)
9. If you want pictures of me you cant deny me pictures of you. I usually just ask upper body if your hot.
10. I might reject you if your not attractive but… i have to be attracted to you at some lvl right?
11. My previous relationship i never had the comfert i was seeking they were always they would never try to comfert me when i was sad or scared but i would do it for them.. PLEASE give me the comfert i am craving
12. I prefer snap cuz i always ignore my kik.. but if not snap i guess i Will make a change.
13. Daily talk thanks.
14. I like getting kinky.
15. Wich should be obvious. You can only have me as your babygirl. Same goes for me ofc i can only have one daddy
15. Most important. BE ROUGH.
someone once told me that if people wanted you to speak better of them
that they would “have behaved better”
and most days I want to let loose like a canon, because there are people who have hurt me and I dont believe they have considered it for another second. But then I wonder what vengeance looks like on me. I remember how shallow it makes me feel- I remember that calling someone one on their inconsistencies won’t make mine any better- it won’t make mine less noticeable nor will it stop someone from my past writing about me that doesn’t exist anymore.
truthfully, it doesn’t matter if healing isn’t attached to it.
sorry i didnt mean to scare you like that, but anyway…
i was looking through my history notes for our final exam tomorrow and i came across these notes my friend and I took in like january or something. we must have been in a weird mood that day because some of these dont make any fucking sense.
so these were my friends history lecture notes and they are pretty funny once I was looking through them. they still make sense and you can still learn shit from them.
Southerners were T R I G G E R E D by lincoln
Women only wanted to marry soldiers lol u better go die for ur gurl cuz they think it’s hot 110% worth it
Lotta death lol
There were struggles at home for women as well #DontGoBackToTheKitchen
The south picked up native americans to join them lol savages
600 thousand died during the civil war poor things
The south is at a disadvantage due to their lack of food, grow cotton (ha losers)
England gave up cuz they sick of war (they salty cuz they want their tea back <3)
England abandoned the south after they found out they were supporting pro slaves lol they savages
The south calls it the “war between the states” this T R I G G E R E D many because it make us a bunch of states and not the LIT AF country we are
Some soldiers were as young as 14 yr olds lol who thought that was a good idea
everyone’s T R I G G E R E D
people are buying their way out of the draft haha rich savages
everybody’s dying lol
the draft isn’t fair lol
many northerners disliked the emancipation proclamation and some believed the south had the right to secede-those savages were called copperheads
deserting= bad (different than dessert, dessert is delicious)
wealthy people thot they were too good for war and just didnt
at least 400 female savages pretended to be men so they could fight in the war
nursing was not a respectable job for southern women, but those savages did it anyway
SHERMAN WAS A TOTAL WAR SAVAGE
Confederate friends were bound to fail
then theres my lecture notes which make no fucking sense (which was why I borrowed my friend’s in the first place our final is tomorrow)
Go to war to get the chicx
Confederate friends were bound to fail
South half and most slaves
George b mcgloin??
Blacks cheering lincoln
First regiment was black soldiers
Prices so high
Ppl not eat=starve
JJ davies came to save the girls
not males took over the roles of the males on the farms and plantations
Some served as soldiers and spies
400 did same and pulled an eponine
Robelle in pennsylvania
Gettysburg to steal shoes from confederates
bad elvesUlysses Grant as union controlled half a million soldiers
Confederate retreated, WHO HAD WON?!?
Gettysburg address- few minutes, but remembered FOR forever
Ulysses Grant as union controlled half a million soldiers
Goes with lee anywhere
Let the south know that they will move anywhere, and WILL DESTROY YOU
Lincoln was SHOT by john walks in the booth
Didja do it johnny didja do it
Bring everyone right to the bottom
important people we needed to know
henry clay- architect of the missouri compromise, compromise of 1850, aka the great compromiser/thelegend27
harriet beecher stowe- wrote Uncle Tom’s Cabin, “fite me with a pen” is her most famous quote; thelegend27 2.0, very famous, even in europe
john brown- religious man and strong abolitionIst, believes it is his responsibility to end slavery cuz he’s a friggin legend; will get his point across no matter what you say will kill with his gun; failed and was killed, died a legend’s death (hanged), aka enjolras <3
stephen douglas- come from illinois, both come from senate, enemy of lincoln. both date the same women whom lincoln later marries, both run for president and lincoln wins, architect of kansas-nebraska act; aka grantaire <3
abraham lincoln- you already know who this is
robert e lee- colonel in confederate army; very OP southerner
dred scott- black slave who filed an illegal court case and lost
other vocab and events:
Compromise of 1850- Mexican Cession, gave the US California (free state), won the Mexican American War, the south was triggered af; North also want to ban slavery in D.C. (slave trade in D.C. banned), the south got the fugitive slave law in return
Kansas-nebraska act - people should decide whether is free or slavery.
Alien-outsider, someone from another country (or universe/planet)
California/fugitive slave act/no slave trade washington dc un compromise of 1850, and Election of 1860 (lincoln carried no southern states)- that’s basically it
uncle tom’s cabin impact-very impact
great notes right?
please use these notes if and when you do american civil war history because they are actually pretty accurate!! wish me luck in the class! ;)
Because this blog feels more like an obligation and less like a place for me to express myself if im being honest. In general, the things i want to talk and draw about have no place here; its why ive reactivated my remlit account, its why im on my nsfw blog more, its why im making ANOTHER blog dedicated to aus unrelated to ghoul grumps.
I started out loving making content for this blog because it was my introduction into interacting with people on a larger scale. But as my depression got worse and other personal shit happened, it became more of a task to keep up with this blog. I have a very strict policy on interacting w minors on my nsfw blog and because of that strictness, im now even more detached from them than i was before. I personally need to separate all of my content in neat lil sections and right now, bc i have the freedom to explore nsfw stuff (something im still getting used to), all of my energy goes there.
Theres also the fact that i have commissions, something I definitely DID NOT have when i first started here. I have other art and obligations that take priority over this blog and id feel bad about neglecting them. I have a SHITTON of asks piled up on this blog and I dread going through that inbox everyday. Tons of asks that i want to respond w actual pictures but i have zero motivation to go through with it. And it piles up and up and up until i dont even want to look at it anymore. It makes me feel guilty about starting any possible pictures when theres so many people ive already ignored.
Then theres The Discourse™ that i want to talk about because it personally makes me feel better to see if other people relate or understand me but instead I have people treating me like a fucking child, and since then, ive refrained from stating my opinions. There are people in this fandom im no longer talking to and bc this community is so tight knit, i would rather stay on the downlow and pretend its not an issue than risk getting spammed with messages on why im not talking to so n so.
Tl;dr this blog doesnt make me nearly as happy as it used to. Depression/Anxiety has made me more and more miserable and i can express myself more on my nsfw blog than on here. I will still produce content here but i honestly cant tell u when it will happen. I dont know if your were just curious or if you felt entitled to understand why im putting more effort in places you dont think deserve effort but theres an answer for you nonetheless.
So why is it that people ask me are u Fem or Masc? Does it really fuckin matter? Because I can throw it back better then any female can, because I pose a certain way it makes me a Fem? I grow a beard and push a little bit more weight does that make me Masc? Because I got a big dick and can beat it up better then any man can it makes me Masc? Im a grown ass gay man. Im a human being… Im a normal guy that loves to look well groomed… Dont disrespect me by asking me if I’m Fem or Masc because the answer is gonna be “However I want to be”
The moment I snapped a photo and ran to his bedroom. Threw all my clothes off and set on his couch. I grabbed my new cock and immediately jerked off that rock-hard piece of meat.
“Fuck yeah. Faster my big brother, faster!” I shouted looking at my quickly moving hand. I put on his sunglasses because I think they make him look cool. I spent the entire morning jerking off, making hilarious faces in the mirror and trying out his outfits. I got an idea to go out and enjoy this new body. I put on his hoodie and a grey shirt. The worst idea was putting on his boxers, because I had to hide that beautiful cock, that I miraculously gained that morning. I put on his black boxers and brown shorts. Sure, I could go and take the car, but I knew that a disaster might have happened, because I didnt know how to drive a car. So I decided to take a bus. “Why the hell not?”
I was sitting on a bench, waiting for the bus that would take me to the town. I took out his phone and snapped a picture.
Just look at him. Looking great as always, but with me in control. Everything his body does is because of me. I possessed him few hours ago and I already shot so many loads of cum, that I even lost track of counting. The bus stopped and I got on. I sat in the back. I got off and decided to visit my brothers friends. Few of them just came back from Syria and I wanted to know, if any of them would like to make up with me looking like this.
I texted Ryan: “Hey douche, want me to come over? :P :* “
Few seconds later he answered: “Hey Patch (My brother hates that nickname), I am not home yet. Just came out of the spa after solarium, looking even better :P but not for you, pussy. Need to keep bitches coming at me. Will be there in five. The key is hidden under the flowerpot. Dont mess the flat perv! :D “
Amazing, I can even surprise him. Maybe I could be able to seduce him. I entered the elevator and felt and urge to take a photo. But I decided to take a hot photo and send it to Ryan.
I sent a text “Wanna suck me big boy? :* “ encrypted with the photo.
He answered: “You are acting like I have never seen it. I already told you bro, mine is twice that big. Yours is nothing special, so stop showing off. Be there in a minute…”
What an idiot. I am going to make him pay for this stupid shit he is texting me now. I entered the flat. “Shit that’s a filthy place.”
Text came with a photo of girls ass: “Hey I will be late a bit. Got to get this girls number. Just look at that ass. I will try to persuade her for threesome :P “
I sent him photo of my butt. “Mine is better, hurry :P”
In the meantime I decided to clean the flat It looked much better now. He was still nowhere, so I explored his wardrobes and found his uniform. “Damn, would be amazing if he would fuck me in this”
Then the doors unlocked. “Hey jerk, I didnt get that number so I think you could be my whore for the rest of the day” said Ryan entering the flat. “
I quickly took of all my clothes and pointed my ass towards the door.
“What the fuck dude? I was just kidding. What is this supposed to mean?”
I got up and looked seductively. “Come on big boy, dont pretend like you dont want to fuck me. He looked shocked, so I rushed in for a kiss. I closed my eyes and quickly leaned for a kiss, so that he couldnt dodge. The moment I touched his lips I felt that just like earlier. I thought I would vomit. I opened my eyes and saw that I was standing above my brothers unconscious naked body laying on the floor.
“What the fuck?” came out of Ryan’s mouth. I need to find out what is going on.
a couple asks r in my inbox right now about reading sherlock as trans and i dont wanna keep giving half assed answers to things on my phone so i wanna work on making better articulated and sourced posts but for the time being like
ask yourself why you default to seeing characters as cis
ask yourself what makes sherlock less trans than cis (imo canonically theres less going for him being cis than trans by a Bit)
try just looking at any information about him (or any character) you have and seeing how a trans reading fits into this for you, and what makes you not want to see it, and if that’s a good enough reason not to
“HAHA SUCK IT!” Felix shrieked as he destroyed Jack’s character. He was basically just button mashing now, and Jack was beyond frustrated with the game they were playing.
“I hate you!” he yelled, throwing his controller at Felix for the sixteenth time that day. Felix yelped, throwing it back.
“I can’t help it, I’m just amazing at this game.” he laughed, “What do you want me to do about it?” Jack thought for a second.
It went dead silent as the words spilled out of Jack’s mouth. They looked at each other, cheeks burning.
“It’s not gonna make you any better at the game, but consider it done.” Felix said, a smirk on his lips. Before he knew what he was doing, he was grabbing Jack’s waist and pulling him into his lap. Jack could feel his cheeks flame as he looked down at his friend.
“W-wait, really?” he asked, fingers pulling at Felix’s shirt. Instead of replying, Felix pulled Jack down by his collar and kissed him. Jack could feel is friend’s other hand slide down to his hip and he let out a little whimper.
Felix pulled away for a second, afraid Jack was upset with him. “No..don’t stop..please.” Jack mumbled. “Kiss me again.”
Right… so, I really don’t like charcoal disks… my main reasons are because most of the time I can hardly get them to light, my lighter goes out when trying to light them, I can only get a small portion of the disk to light and then it takes forever to get going and turn white or.. it just simply makes my incense smell like utter shit. When I have them, I break them up to quarters now… but after tonight I’ve found it better to use this method instead and not use any charcoal at all and also cheaper.
What you need- loose resin incense, tissue paper, lighter and heat proof dish.
I dont know if you can see the top 3 chocolates here, but that is pretty much what you want these to look like- so… get a good teaspoon of incense and wrap it up into the tissue paper like that. place on a heat proof dish and light the top frill part of the paper…. and bobs your uncle.
FF XV React: Comforting you after having a terrible nightmare
Suggested by: transientblueseraph and one Anon-chan
I hope you enjoy! This is so cute-it gave me cavaties! ^_^
Noctis: Hey! Hey! *shakes you awake as gently as he can* Calm down, you’re ok. C'mon breathe in *breathes in with you* and out. Repeat. There you go, you’re ok. *starts to rub small circles on your back* Whatever you were dreaming about, it cant hurt you. I’m right here to protect you anyway.
Gladiolus: *you jolt awake from your nightmare and right into Gladiolus’s arms* Oof! At least you saved me the trouble of having to wake you. Hey- *notices that your shaking, and holds you gently* Hey, you’re ok, you’re alright. Shh, if you need to cry go ahead. I wont tell.
Prompto: *you wake up to Prompto holding you* Ah! Holy crap, you scared me. I was gonna go get Ignis for help. You’re ok now, but you must have been dreaming something awful. *you clutch your pillow, and he takes it away to hug you* I’m better than any pillow, hugs are better too. Dont you worry, I’ll make sure you dont have anymore scary dreams.
Ignis: Are you alright! I heard you scream an-A bad dream? *comes over and sits in your bed* Do you want to talk about it? No. It’s probably best not to remember it. *notices your hands shaking and takes them in his* Would you like me to get you something warm to drink? No? Then, how about I just stay here until you fall asleep again. I’ll wake you if it looks like you’ll start having a bad dream.
Cor: Oi pup! Wake up now! *your eyes snap open* Finally, I-whoa! *You suddenly cling to him* Pup-hey now, listen. *kneels down beside you* You’re awake now, I’m right here. I’m not going anywhere. Ok? *you nod and he gently ruffles your hair* You need me to keep doing this until you fall asleep? Just kidding. Only if you want me too.
Regis: There now *sighs* you’re finally awake, thank Etro. Easy now, *has you lie back down as you were getting up and holds your hand* still your heart. Let it recover. Whatever it is that you dreamt about, it cant follow you here. Alright? *smiles gently*
Cidney: Hey! Hey! Hey! Wake up! Oh thank the Gods, what awful thing were you dreaming of? Oh nevermind! Easy now, deep breaths, look at me! You’re awake y'hear? I’m real. *takes your hand in hers* See? You’re ok. *embraces you and gently rocks you back and forth* Just a dream, a silly old dream.
When it feels like you’ve been sad for an eternity you often tend to stare at happy people that smile and laugh… & it makes you wonder.. How does that feel? How does it feel to really smile? To wake up everyday excited to live? How does it feel to really laugh & not have any self concious body issues that literally stop you leaving your front door? How does it feel to not know the other side, the dark side? To not know depression exists? & then as sad as it may be i look at them and smile, saying in my head its okay.. Im past the point of wanting to get better.. I just want none of it exist. I dont want to exist, that way sadness and happiness dont. And as sad as that may be to some.. The thought of it to me is ever so comforting.
Lo put me in the mood to be bitter so here is my experience 🍋👀
OPINIONATED BUT FUNNY HOE [Aries]: I fuck with you heavy! Your hella funny, know how to have a good ass time and your so cute IDK what it is! You guys are legit the definition of ‘Looks like they could kill you but is a cinnamon roll’. BUT you guys got a nasty temper and I don’t fuck with that… Remember… You’re not always right.. now sit the fuck down and stop yelling
MATERIALISTIC HOE [Taurus]: You’re almost impossible to befriend like I GET IT YOU GOT YOUR SQUAD BUT CANT A BITCH JOIN ??? DAMN… Stop being so damn stubborn and stop pretending your chill bc we all know about 95% of the time y’all are doing the most tryna get attention while saying you hate attention…and y’all are so damn materialistic, like why do you have the need to tell people not to knock your iPhone 6s rose gold 64G down like we get it you got an iPhone with a lot of GB chill nobody cares … And why are you guys always rich? or have rich ass parents? like whats up with that ? …
FAKE ASS HOE [ Gemini]: Whenever I meet a Gemini I always tell myself to chill because my Libra moon doesnt want to judge you for being a Gemini… BUT YOU ALWAYS PROVE ME RIGHT. Y’all can’t keep a secret to save your life (Unless you got those loyal ass signs in your chart and your gem isnt dominent …) AND YALL ARE ALWAYS FLIP-FLOPPING! HOE PICK SIDE/OPINION! I could dead ass be quoting you about smt you said 5 sec ago and you would dead ass deny it. I don’t even know why you do that… Like is it because you know you’re fucked and can’t find another way out OR are you just bored …
EMOTIONAL HOE [Cancer]: STOP.TRYNA.BE.ME.BICTH. I’ve met two types of cancers. The one that is super sweet, super caring, smokes to much weed, always down to chill, deep asf and sensitive AND the bitch cancer that plays the victim who has the stolen personality (that is basically from some tv show character they recently watched) … But you guys are loyal asf to the people you love. When someone you love gets hurt you basically turn into Scorpio and YOUR SO SCARY WHEN YOU GET LIKE THAT OMG
GLOWING HOE [Leo]: WE THE BES!! you’re hella funny, always looking flawless and ofc the best sign EVER! BUT some of yALL leo’s are to wild…The Leo’s I dont fuck with are those bitter ass Leos who can’t shine with their friends… if WE are friends WE shine TOGETHER!!
‘DONT TALK TO ME’ HOE [Virgo]: Lol I don’t talk to y’all, I don’t look at y’all and y’all better stay the fuck away from me you fake ass, critical ass smh… if I wanted to be criticized from 7:00-16:45 I would spend the day with my mother…But you always make me work harder.. so I can beat you at what your best at so you can stop bragging…
FAKE FRIENDLY HOE [Libra]: I don’t know if it’s because I’ve never actually been real friends with any Libras or smt but you guys are hella boring, the only shit you talk about is past events where you had fun… But you guys throw the best parties so I stay fake friends with y’all AND YALL GOTTA STOP PLAYING PEACEMAKER YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOU LOVE THE DRAMA STOP FRONTING…
SCARY AND COMPETITIVE HOE [Scorpio]: I always have amazing conversations with you guys… I’m lowkey afraid of you tho … I’ve met two types of Scorpios … the one who’s an amazing friend, supportive, dirty minded and loving and the scarier version of a stereotypical Leo whos all "ME, ME, ME, ME" lIKE STFU we don’t care AND when it comes to something you want, you don’t GIVE A FUCK you will run everybody over to get ahead (Unless you REALLY care about them)
ADVENTUROUS HOE [Sagittarius]: Whenever I read about Sags they are always described as wild and shit but all the once I’ve met have been all proper and ‘I’m too good for everybody'… If someone doesn’t fit their imagie they don’t hang with them… They are so judgmental, and they are really just the honest and meaner version of Libra tbh (except your actually funny BUT YOU GUYS SAY MEAN SHIT OUT OF THE BLUE LIKE STOP MAKING ME WANNA FIGHT YOU) Idk if I’m the only one who has met these types.. and why are you guys always changing your opinion? like are you okay? is it hard sticking to your own opinion when nobody else agrees or ?
NO SOUL AND SARCASTIC HOE [Capricorn]: I’ve never met a Cap man that I’ve liked… Your (Male Cap) will do anything to get to the top like chill stop using people like that damn get a soul. CAP GIRLS I FUCK WITH YALL! You guys are so sarcastic and mean AND I LOVE IT. You guys are so funny and you never really try to be funny. AND y’all keep me in check so I don’t get to full of myself.
FAKE DEEP HOE [Aquarius] : Stop talking I dONT CARE… Fake deep ass bitch smh. You guys will learn smt about smt that legit NOBODY ELSE KNOWS and talk as you you know everything about it and the second someone corrects you or tell you that youre wrong you turn into Taurus and become this stubborn/bitter ass person..AND STOP BRINGING UP SHIT FROM 83 YEAR AGO MOVE ON IT WAS NEVER THAT DEEP..
REAL AESTHETIC HOE [Pisces]: You guys are so damn cute! Like Lo said, your everything Aquarius wishes to be. You guys are awesome I like you guys… Some of y'all are hella fake tho lol.. why can’t you take responsibility for your actions and admit shit is your fault? like some of y’all gotta grow up damn..
i beat myself up over not being good enough for my gods all the time, that im an awful person and that i dont see why they would spend time with me at all, and that they could just go and find someone better.
but thats not the point. theyre not going around looking for flawless beings that never do anything wrong. they want to see me learn, and change, and grow. they want to be with me on my path and they want to help me overcome problems and be there for me when i need it. im not supposed to never make any mistakes, im supposed to be a flawed human being.
theyre not here because they expect me to be perfect, theyre here because they want to be with me on my path.
we walk this path together, and theyre allowed to see me trip and fall and get stuck. and they wont just leave me behind for that.